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Here’s Sarah Palin’s Loony Post-Debate Word Salad

“Seems silly media sheep are all chomping down on one issue after this debate, at least according to all the reporters who hollered out this same question to me: ‘What about Trump not accepting the election results?’ More power to Trump for explaining how vitally important the legitimacy of every election is to our democracy within our Republic. “What reasonable ...

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New York Times: Trump Has Contempt For Democracy

From the editorial board of the New York Times: Donald Trump turned, in the third and final presidential debate, from insulting the intelligence of the American voter to insulting American democracy itself. He falsely insisted there were “millions of people” registered to participate in the election who did not have the right to vote and declared he would not commit ...

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Hillary Wins Breitbart Debate Poll

At this writing Hillary Clinton remains in the lead in Breitbart‘s debate poll, much to the anguish of the site’s readers, most of whom are screaming “rigged!” There’s little doubt that Breitbart was targeted by trolls using the same tactics and bots that Trump supporters have used to freep previous polls on mainstream media sites. Meanwhile Hillary actually did win ...

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Today’s World Net Daily Petition

From World Net Daily: Whereas, Donald Trump, during the second presidential debate on Oct. 9, said to Hillary Clinton, “If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation, because there has never been so many lies, so much deception. There has never been anything like it, and we’re ...

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Eric Trump: My Dad Won’t Go To China Unless They Welcome Him With A Red Carpet And A Marching Band

Raw Story reports: At a rally for his father and other Republican candidates in Norwalk, Ohio, Eric Trump said on Tuesday that his father will not travel to China unless they welcome him with a marching band. “The American people have lost their voice in this country,” said the Trump scion, “but I promise you we’re going to get it ...

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Meet Twitter’s Top Trump Fan: The Anti-Nate Silver

Buzzfeed has published a look at Bill Mitchell, Twitter’s widely-followed and insanely prolific Trump fan who has never met a conspiracy claim that he didn’t love. The article is both long and enormously entertaining, so it’s hard to select an excerpt. Here’s one: Glancing at his Twitter bio page, you’d think Bill Mitchell has been around the conservative talk pundit ...

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Today’s Trump Meme: #DrainTheSwamp

Via press release from Hair Furor: First: I am going to re-institute a 5-year ban on all executive branch officials lobbying the government for 5 years after they leave government service. I am going to ask Congress to pass this ban into law so that it cannot be lifted by executive order. Second: I am going to ask Congress to ...

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GOP Rep. Renee Ellmers Melts Down Over Voter Fraud And CNN’s Chris Cuomo Isn’t Having It [VIDEO]

Raw Story reports: In recent days, Trump has pushed the suggestion that Hillary Clinton will be an illegitimate president if she wins because of “large scale voter fraud,” a claim which experts say is not only preposterous, but it also undermines the democratic system. Ellmers cried foul on Tuesday when Cuomo asked her about Trump’s remarks. “We’re talking about the ...

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Melania: Don’t Feel Sorry For Me [VIDEO]

New York Magazine reports: Melania Trump’s presence on social media is nothing compared to that of her husband’s, Donald Trump. And no one can accuse her of sharing her husband’s penchant for impromptu press conferences. That doesn’t mean, though, that she hasn’t been keeping up with how the campaign is covered in the press — and perhaps just as important ...

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#NeverTrump: Watch This Hilarious TrumpTV Ad

You MUST watch this. David Badash writes at New Civil Rights Movement: One of the top conservatives leading the #NeverTrump movement has posted a video mocking the Republican presidential candidate’s rumored next business venture should he lose the White House: Trump TV. Monday morning the Financial Times published a report indicating Trump’s son-in-law had spoken with one of the top ...

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Trump Floats Private Meeting With Russian President Vladimir Putin “Prior To The Start Of My Administration”

Politico reports: Donald Trump floated the idea on Monday of meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin “prior to the start of my administration,” showing little concern that the gesture would provide a political opening for Hillary Clinton. Trump was asked by radio host Michael Savage on Monday how he would avert world war with the Russians. While the Republican nominee ...

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Melania Blames #Pussygate On Billy Bush [VIDEO]

CNN reports: Melania Trump says her husband was “egged on” in the 2005 tape in which he made lewd comments about his own sexually aggressive behavior toward women — remarks she says were “boy talk.” “I said to my husband that, you know, the language was inappropriate. It’s not acceptable. And I was surprised, because that is not the man ...

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Trump Fan Calls For Hillary’s Assassination [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: In an interview with The Wall Street Journal, a Donald Trump supporter at an Ohio rally alluded to the need to assassinate Hillary Clinton if she won the presidency, calling it his duty as a “patriot.” “I feel like Hillary needs to be taken out,” said a rally-goer named Dan Bowman. “If she gets in the government, I’ll ...

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Kellyanne Conway: Trump Is Only Complaining About Biased Media, Not The Electoral Process [VIDEO]

At the exact moment this morning that Donald Trump was tweeting about voter fraud, Kellyanne Conway was reassuring CNN that he only means that the media is biased against him. Mediaite reports: “Anybody who reads the newspaper online or in print or has a remote control probably has recognized that in many ways, the fix is in for Mrs. Clinton ...

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Trump: Large Scale Voter Fraud Is Happening

Donald Trump this morning repeatedly his insane claim that the election will be stolen from him. A new poll reveals the majority of his supporters agree. Via Politico: The American electorate has turned deeply skeptical about the integrity of the nation’s election apparatus, with 41 percent of voters saying November’s election could be “stolen” from Donald Trump due to widespread ...

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On Sale Today Outside The 49ers Game

Via Mediaite: Today was San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s first start of the season after the team benched prior starter Blaine Gabbert and turned to the guy who led them to the Super Bowl a few short years ago. With the 49ers playing in Buffalo, some vendors outside the stadium decided to use the anger many fans have towards the ...

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WE WILL BURN YOU DOWN: Arizona Republic Publisher Responds To Death Threats From Trump Supporters

From the publisher of the Arizona Republic: As someone who has spent a career in the business of words, it’s unusual to find myself speechless. Yet, there I was, a little more than two weeks ago. What is the correct response, really, to this? YOU’RE DEAD. WATCH YOUR BACK. WE WILL BURN YOU DOWN. YOU SHOULD BE PUT IN FRONT ...

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Mike Pence: We Will Absolutely Accept The Result Of The Election Which Is Being Totally Rigged [VIDEO]

Politico reports: Republican vice presidential candidate Mike Pence said Sunday the Trump campaign would “absolutely accept” the results of the Nov. 8 presidential election. “We will absolutely accept the result of the election,” Pence said during an interview on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” later adding that the GOP ticket will “accept the will of the American people.” GOP presidential nominee ...

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Homocon Peter Thiel Donates $1.25M To Trump

The New York Times reports: Peter Thiel, true to his reputation as the most contrarian soul in Silicon Valley, is doubling down on Donald J. Trump. The only prominent supporter of the Republican candidate in the high-tech community, Mr. Thiel is making his first donation in support of Mr. Trump’s election. He will give $1.25 million through a combination of ...

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Today’s New York Daily News

From the New York Daily News: Donald Trump — the would-be whiner-in-chief — unleashed a bizarre accusation on Saturday, saying Hillary Clinton was “pumped up” during their last presidential debate and that both candidates should take drug tests before their next showdown. And, in a familiar refrain, the Republican nominee claimed the election was rigged against him, as the number ...

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