Teabagistan

Closeted homocon blogger Matt Drudge last night repeated a familiar meme in Teabagistan with a misspelled tweet which implies that Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin are lovers. Abedin is actually the wife of former Rep. Anthony Weiner. Drudge’s fans are thrilled.

This panel by Arizona Republic political cartoonist Steve Benson is being headlined today on many right wing sites and has been shared about 400,000 times on Facebook.

The Guardian recaps today’s predictable reaction by Ted Cruz: Speaking to reporters ahead of a “rally for religious liberty” in Greenville, South Carolina, Cruz said of the victims of the Paris attacks: “They were not injured by some faceless menace. They were not injured by some abstract and inchoate violent extremism. “They were injured by radical Islamic terrorism, an evil …

Yesterday Donald Trump declared that he would “bomb the shit out of ISIS.” Which, rather obviously, we’re already doing. But never one to miss out on some grave-dancing, tonight Ann Coulter is positively quivering with joy over the massacre in Paris because she believes her savior was just elected president.

Renowned adulterer, hooker patron, and diaper fetishist David Vitter says that Christians are becoming second class citizens because gays keep shoving their marriages down the throat of Jesus. Diaper Dave’s bid for Louisiana governor has been endorsed by KKK-affiliated pedophile employer Tony Perkins. Watch below.

The wingnuts at Judicial Watch today lost a battle to force the federal government to release hundreds of Hillary Clinton’s emails related to Benghazi. The Hill reports: Judge Amit Mehta said that it would be “unwise and potentially risky” to order the government to quickly release some of the 329 emails specifically related to the 2012 terror attack in Benghazi, …

Rand Paul wants a federal government “so small you can barely see it.” And part of that plan might include doing away with the USPS. Listen below. In related news, yesterday the Postal Workers Union endorsed Bernie Sanders.

Right on cue, Donald Trump has picked up Matt Drudge’s attack on Hillary Clinton’s hair. CNN reports: Donald Trump said Wednesday he was shocked to see Hillary Clinton’s latest hairdo, calling it “massive” in an interview on conservative talk radio. Asked by host Mark Levin what Clinton’s appeal to voters is, Trump simply said: “Well, she has a new hairdo, …

Talking Points Memo sets up the clip: A debate between Louisiana gubernatorial candidates John Bel Edwards (D) and U.S. Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) took a nasty turn Tuesday night when the two men used a question about campaign trackers to lob personal attacks at each other. “He’s actually sending private investigators to spy on the sheriff,” Edwards said. “There’s enough …

According to an End Times site, that President Obama posed for the cover of Out Magazine provides conclusive proof that he is gay. They write: In the Bible, God destroyed the twin cities of both Sodom and Gomorrah for the sin of homosexuality, and He did it by raining down fire and brimstone on them. The Bible also says that …

Closeted blogger Matt Drudge this morning accused Hillary Clinton of wearing a wig. Clinton often refers to her hair in stump speeches, usually saying something like, “You’re not going to see me turn white in the White House – I’ve been coloring my hair for years.”

“You know I’m passionate about protecting the heart of Christmas! And these next couple of months really can be ‘The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!’ Funny, though, how some grinches on the Left take things too far in attempts to make all us jolly revelers look ridiculous, lumping us in the same box concerning misplaced outrage over a coffee …

Teabagistan is an uproar, as always, because Hillary Clinton today tried to laugh off a supporter’s stupid joke that he’d like to strangle Carly Fiorina. NOT mentioned on Breitbart at all is that Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, and Bobby Jindal this weekend headlined an event where their host repeatedly called for the genocide of millions of gay Americans. But that’s …

Just in from the Carson campaign: Fellow Conservative, If you’ve been watching the news, you’ve seen that the media is in full attack mode. They’ve been tracking down and interviewing my childhood friends and even accusing me of fabricating parts of my personal history. Funny, because this was the same media that time and again declared it off-limits to dig …

Speaking on the eve of the next GOP debate, Donald Trump tonight pandered to the crazy evangelicals by declaring, “Maybe we should boycott Starbucks.” Trump further issued a warning about his presidency: “If I became president, we’re all gonna be saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.” Whether you like it or not. Watch below.

Via Talking Points Memo: Fox News host Todd Starnes called the media scrutiny around the life and memoirs of Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson a “lynching” on Monday. “The mainstream media’s political hit job on Dr. Ben Carson is nothing short of a journalistic lynching, strung up with rumors and innuendos and flat-out lies,” Starnes said in a video posted …

The Lexington Courier-Journal reports: Matt Bevin promised Friday that soon after he becomes governor on Dec. 8, he will issue an executive order to remove the names of county clerks from marriage licenses – a step he said will protect county clerks from being jailed for their religious beliefs. “One thing I will take care of right away, we will …

Less than an hour after Ben Shapiro denounced Ben Carson as a liar, he suddenly has a very different opinion. “Carson never said he applied. He said he was extended a full scholarship offer. What’s more, West Point doesn’t offer scholarships: all admission is free contingent on serving in the military afterwards. It thus seems probable that Westmoreland or another …

Well, folks – this is MUCH larger than a dodgy stabbing story. Politico reports: Ben Carson’s campaign on Friday admitted, in a response to an inquiry from POLITICO, that a central point in his inspirational personal story was fabricated: his application and acceptance into the U.S. Military Academy at West Point. The academy has occupied a central place in Carson’s …

Teabagistan is an uproar, again, over this morning’s CNN interview with Ben Carson, whom they tried pin down about his allegedly stabby, violent past. Salon recaps: In a nearly 30-minute interview on CNN’s “New Day,” Ben Carson repeatedly lashed out at recent inquiries into his violent childhood as “pathetic” and attacked host Alisyn Camerota Friday morning for pushing what he …