Teabagistan

A group calling themselves Red, White & You PAC has issued an allegedly pro-Trump song that is SO over the top, it’s got to be just brilliant anti-Trump trolling. Listen and enjoy below. Via press release: Nashville-based Red, White, and You PAC has released a song entitled Vote For Trump in support of Donald Trump’s campaign for President of the …

“Every time they say, ‘You can’t deport these people’, in my mind’s eye, I see the picture of those railroad cars carrying the illegals out of our country when Eisenhower deported them. They say it was a failure. It wasn’t at all. In my mind’s eye, I see those railroad cars full of illegals going south. That’s what they ought …

A couple of week’s ago Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence slammed Kim Davis in an interview with Vogue. According to Breitbart, her “anti-Christian bigotry”” is the reason the latest sequel “only” grossed $101 million this weekend. They write: Arrogant, big-mouthed, divisive Hollywood blowhards took a massive hit at the American box office this weekend. The highly-anticipated fourth and final chapter …

Yesterday afternoon Donald Trump retweeted a racist and false crime graphic that has been making the rounds in Teabagistan for months. Via Gawker: Perpetual embarrassment Donald Trump can look almost thoughtful next to his rock-solid, occasionally violent base of racist voters. Except, of course, when he doesn’t. Like this afternoon, for instance, when Donald Trump tweeted out a patently false, …

Donald Trump this morning repeated the ridiculous claim he made yesterday at a rally in Alabama. ABC News reports: Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump defended comments he made Saturday saying he saw thousands of people in Jersey City, New Jersey cheering when the World Trade Center was destroyed on September 11, 2001. “There were people that were cheering on the …

Marco Rubio issued his first television campaign ad this morning. The Huffington Post recaps: Titled “A Civilizational Struggle,” the 30-second spot features a solemn Rubio speaking into the camera about why the U.S. must eliminate the threat posed by the self-described Islamic State. “What happened in Paris could happen here. There is no middle ground,” the presidential candidate says in …

CNN reports: Several attendees at the rally punched and kicked a protester who tried to disrupt Trump’s speech. At least a half-dozen attendees shoved and tackled the protester, a black man, to the ground as he refused to leave the event. At least one man punched the protester and a woman kicked him while he was on the ground. All …

The biggest story in the entertainment world is yesterday’s release of Adele’s hotly-anticipated third album. So of course Sarah Palin is trying to tie her new book to that media juggernaut by promoting a message to Adele she wrote in a copy of her book. Palin’s ploy comes because last night Adele attributed her US success to Sarah Palin. People …

This morning I posted an NBC News clip in which their reporter asked Donald Trump if he was serious about forcing Muslim-Americans to register with federal government. Trump’s response: “I would certainly implement that. Absolutely.” The reporter pressed Trump further, asking how a Muslim database differs what the Nazis did. Trump: “You tell me.” As you can see, Trump is …

Anti-gay Kentucky governor-elect Matt Bevin is VERY ANGRY about the above cartoon published yesterday by the Lexington Herald-Leader. Bevin, who has four adopted children from Africa, has issued a press release which threatens the paper with reprisals once he assumes office. The Louisville Courier-Journal reports: “The Lexington Herald-Leader chose to articulate with great clarity the deplorably racist ideology of ‘cartoonist’ …

In her continuing ploy to generate VP buzz, Sarah Palin today declared that Christ His Own Damn Self would fight for the right carry semi-automatic weapons around his local Walmart. “Jesus would fight for our Second Amendment. Taking concrete defense measures (i.e. arming ourselves) away from the good guys? Yeah…that…we don’t want that. Shoot, even the Lord said to take …

Refugee offspring Ted Cruz is ever so pissed that President Obama has criticized Republicans for wanting to keep out Syrian refugees. And he basically just about challenged the president to a fistfight. The Hill reports: “It is utterly unbefitting of the president to be engaging in those kind of personal insults and attacks,” Cruz said in Washington, D.C., in video …

“There’s millions of Americans out there, qualified, ready, willing, and able. I really don’t think it’s me being asked, but as I say, if I were asked, I’d do it. My interest has always been in public service, getting out there, doing all that I can to try and help make the world a better place. If that’s a position …

Renowned adulterer, hooker patron, and diaper fetishist David Vitter has tweeted out a campaign clip which uses images from Paris to attack his Democratic opponent, whom he accuses “always siding” with President Obama. Via Mediaite: The ad opens with the footage of the France-Germany game being interrupted by the suicide bomber’s explosion, followed by images of ambulances racing through Paris …

The Hill reports: Sen. Ted Cruz has struck back at President Obama’s implication that his rejection of Syrian refugees is “shameful,” telling CNN he will be introducing legislation banning Muslim Syrian refugees from entering the United States. “What Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are proposing is that we bring to this country tens of thousands of Syrian Muslim refugees,” Cruz …

Pastor Steven Anderson is best known for calling for the genocide of gay people and for openly praying for God to murder President Obama. The Friendly Atheist has the latest: Christian Pastor Steven Anderson spent part of his sermon yesterday telling his congregation that, while he doesn’t condone the actions of the Paris attackers, the concertgoers at the Bataclan theater …

T-Mobile USA CEO John Legere yesterday tweeted a cartoon depicting Donald Trump as a literal piece of shit – complete with buzzing flies. And that has Breitbart VERY UPSET. Because – get this – Legere’s tweet is “typical liberal name-calling.” Homocon Milo Whatisopoulous writes: Doesn’t a CEO tweeting a picture like this betray something about how he regards his own customers? …

In what Breitbart is calling a “major pickup” for Ted Cruz, today wingnut Rep. Steve King (R-IA) issued an endorsement in which he asks voters to “do your duty for God” and vote for Cruz in the Iowa caucus. Watch below.

Raw Story recaps the latest from Sarah Palin: Former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin explained that her daughter had gotten pregnant out of wedlock for the second time because God gave people second, third and fourth chances not to sin. “Bristol is pregnant again,” CBS correspondent Tracy Smith pointed out to Palin during a recent trip to Wasilla. “That …

From the Washington Post: Watch out, world: Sarah Palin said she’s open to running for political office again. The former Alaska governor touched on a possible return to politics during a wide-ranging interview on CBS’s “Sunday Morning.” “This will always be home,” she said of Wasilla, Alaska. “I would know that I could always come back here.” “You’re willing to …