Infighting Is Funny

Catholic Vote: Trump Is A Womanizing Loser

The right wing Catholic advocacy site Catholic Vote has come out against Donald Trump in a lengthy rant calling him a promiscuous womanizer who even opened a sinful titty bar in one of his casinos. An excerpt: Donald J. Trump left his first wife and married his mistress, only to leave her a few years later for another mistress. Reportedly ...

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Ted Cruz: Tell “Ducking Donald” To Debate Me [VIDEO]

Ted Cruz has launched DuckingDonald.com in which he depicts Donald Trump as Scrooge McDuck and demands a “mano-a-mano” debate. The page asks supporters to weigh on whether Trump should accept his debate challenge, but of course to vote you must register for the Cruz campaign money beg list. Including on the page is a video of Cruz’s appearance last night ...

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Breitbart Turns On News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch: He And Fox News Secretly Support Illegal Immigration

In their top story this morning, Trump World Headquarters unloaded both barrels at News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch. They write: In asking the question of “what’s wrong over there?” Trump has shined a spotlight on one of Washington’s best kept secrets: namely, Fox’s role via its founder Rupert Murdoch in pushing an open borders agenda. The Trump campaign is a ...

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Donald Trump Slams “Nasty & Dumb” Fox News

Donald Trump this morning continued his attack on Fox News with the above hilariously oblivious tweet. After Trump announced his boycott of tomorrow’s Fox debate, Ted Cruz challenged him to a one-on-one debate to take place before the Iowa Caucus on Monday. Stand by on that. Below is the Trump campaign’s official statement on the boycott.

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Fox News Mocks After Trump Threatens To Skip Debate Because Megyn Kelly Has A Bloody Wherever

For the last few days Donald Trump has been escalating his demand that Megyn Kelly be removed as moderator of the coming Fox News debate due to her extreme bias in being a journalist. This afternoon Trump even launched a poll on Twitter, asking supporters if he should boycott. (Respondents split evenly.) Tonight Fox reacted with a snarky press release: ...

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And The Teabagistan Civil War Rages On

Teabagistan’s long-raging civil war gained fresh fuel last week when 22 high-profile right wingers wrote anti-Trump essays for the conservative standard-bearer National Review. Today’s poutrage target on Breitbart is a new National Review column which essentially alleges that Trump’s supporters are uncultured semi-literate hillbillies. Ahem. From the column: Thomas Aquinas cautioned against “homo unius libri,” a warning that would not ...

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Catholic League Demands Apology From Trump Spox

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is furious with Trump campaign spokeswoman Katrina Pierson. He rants: “No one makes a comment like this without harboring an animus against Catholicism. It would be instructive to learn more about Pierson’s thoughts on the subject. Perhaps she can share them with us. In the meantime, Pierson needs to apologize to Catholics for making such ...

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Ben Shapiro: Donald Trump Is As Bad As Obama

JMG reader Nicholas observes that Shapiro posted this rant at the Daily Signal and not at Trump World Headquarters (aka Breitbart) where he would be eviscerated as a RINO. Shapiro writes: In an odd way, Trump resembles President Obama. He’s a thin-skinned egotist who identifies his own success with the success of the country. President Obama treats attacks on him ...

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New Trump Ad: Cruz Doesn’t Hate Immigrants [VIDEO]

NBC News reports: Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are now warring on the airwaves. On Friday, Trump released a new ad questioning Cruz’s stance on immigration policy and highlighting a December interview on FOX News, when the Texas senator stumbled to articulate his past positions on legal status for undocumented immigrants. In the interview, FOX News host Bret Baier pressed ...

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Pamela Geller Slams Sarah Palin: She’s A Huge Phony

Of all people you’d expect to be in the Trump/Palin corner it would be raving xenophobe Pam Geller. Not by a longshot and mostly because of that time Trump was mean to her. She writes for Breitbart: Ted Cruz stood with us after we were attacked by jihadis at our American Freedom Defense Initiative free speech event in Garland, Texas ...

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Trump Slams Wacko Crybaby Glenn Beck

It wouldn’t have seemed possible a few days ago, but Sarah Palin’s endorsement of Donald Trump has even further inflamed the civil war across Teabagistan. Coming out against Palin have been major right wingers like radio shrieker Michael Savage and conspiracy nudnik Glenn Beck, who this morning was target of Donald Trump’s latest whining on Twitter. We love it.

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New Jeb Bush Ad: Hillary Will Beat Trump [VIDEO]

Via Business Insider: Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush’s (R) campaign released a video on Wednesday showing the apparently apocalyptic world in which Donald Trump is the Republican presidential nominee. Bush’s video flashes forward to November 8, 2016, and features newscasts declaring that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has won the presidential race. “DONALD TRUMP CONCEDES DEFEAT WITH TWITTER POST,” ...

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GOP Strategist: Trump Supporters Are Childless Men Who Love Hitler And Masturbate To Anime [VIDEO]

“I think that there is definitely still a very significant portion of the party that is a limited government conservatism based faction of the overall coalition. Now the screamers and the crazy people on the ‘alt-right’ as they call it, you know, who love Donald Trump, who have plenty of Hitler iconography in their Twitter icons and names… who think ...

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Cruz Continues “New York Values” Attack [VIDEO]

Ted Cruz has appeared on Fox News to laugh off the latest tabloid front pages and call Donald Trump an abortion-loving, gay marriage-supporting fake conservative who’s no better than “far left liberals” like Bill De Blasio, Andrew Cuomo, and Hillary Clinton. Watch below.

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New Rand Paul Ad: Audit The Ted [VIDEO]

We love Cruz mocking, but wow this is lame. The Hill reports: Sen. Rand Paul’s (R-Ky.) is going after presidential rival Ted Cruz in cartoon form. On Monday, Paul’s campaign released a cartoon video titled “Audit the Ted,” which features two characters, a man and a woman, discussing Paul’s recent bill to audit the Federal Reserve, which he called “Audit ...

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Trump: Cruz Is A Nasty Hypocrite Who Takes Money From Gay Marriage Supporters And Nobody Likes Him

When the gloves come off, they really come off. The Daily Beast reports: During on interview on “This Week,” Donald Trump upped the ante in his contentious relationship with Ted Cruz, calling him a “nasty guy,” and suggesting that he himself could take Cruz to court over his eligibility to be president. “Look, the truth is, he’s a nasty guy,” ...

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Donald Trump Taunts Ted Cruz Over Birther Lawsuit And Wall Street Loan Flap: “Goldman Sachs Owns Him”

The Hill reports: Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump took aim at rival Ted Cruz in a series of Saturday morning tweets, taunting Cruz over challenges to his citizenship and reports that he did not disclose campaign loans. Trump has tried to stoke concerns that Cruz would face legal challenges to his eligibility for president because he was born in Canada. ...

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Trump Wins Drudge Report GOP Debate Poll

Things got deliciously ugly between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz at last night’s sixth GOP debate. While many on the right believe Cruz came out on top, Trump still won the Drudge Report readers poll and by a larger margin than last time. From the New York Times:  The sixth Republican presidential debate was notable for sharp exchanges between Donald ...

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Trump: Cruz Should Settle Birther Issue Or Drop Out

This morning Donald Trump tweeted that Ted Cruz should settle the issue of his eligibility or drop out of the primary race. The tweet comes because yesterday Cruz finally hit back. Via the Washington Post: At events in New Hampshire and in radio interviews, Cruz took direct aim at Trump on several fronts: tying the billionaire to Democratic presidential candidate ...

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Jeb! Bush Channels Nancy Sinatra In New “Flip-Flop” Attack Ad On Marco Rubio & His Boots [VIDEO]

To the tune of Nancy Sinatra’s These Boots Are Made For Walkin’, Jeb Bush’s latest attack ad mocks Marco Rubio’s policy flip-flops and his high-heeled boots that the media has strangely obsessed over in recent days. Ha, ha – Marco is SHORTER than Jeb!, you guys! Listen for the dig at Rubio’s age, too.

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