Idiocracy

Rudy Giuliani’s Son Loses West Wing Access

Axios reports: Several months ago, Donald Trump ordered the promotion of Rudy Giuliani’s son. But instead of getting promoted,the junior White House staffer has lost his West Wing pass. We’re told that chief of staff John Kelly did not follow through on the order, and Andrew has not been promoted. Kelly and others, including Office of Public Liaison director Justin ...

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Trump: CNN And NBC Are Our Biggest Enemies

Glorious Leader is predictably furious about his reviews: President Trump early Wednesday said that the United States’ “biggest enemy is the Fake News.” Trump’s tweet comes as news outlets, including NBC and CNN, report on the implications of his historic summit with Kim Jong Un in Singapore. The meeting was the first-ever between a North Korean leader and a sitting ...

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Giuliani’s Wife Judith Nathan: Rudy Is A Cheating Liar

The New York Post reports: Rudy Giuliani’s wife told The Post on Tuesday that her estranged husband is lying when he says he hasn’t been having an affair — and insisted that the illicit relationship began before they were separated. As The Post exclusively reported Tuesday, Giuliani has been cheating on wife Judith Nathan with married New Hampshire hospital administrator ...

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Trump: Very Low IQ Robert De Niro Has Brain Damage

Glorious Leader is tweeting from his very long flight home from Singapore and has finally gotten around to his predicted attack on Robert De Niro, whom he accuses of being “punch drunk.” Here’s the Dictionary.com definition for that: “Having cerebral concussion caused by repeated blows to the head and consequently exhibiting unsteadiness of gait, hand tremors, slow muscular movement, hesitant ...

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World Famous Adulterer Mocks GOP Rep’s Adultery

Mediaite reports: President Donald Trump is weighing in at the 11th hour on a key Congressional primary in South Carolina — and he’s doing it in a pretty shocking way. The president has come out strongly against Rep Mark Sanford (R-SC) in his primary battle against Katie Arrington in South Carolina’s 1st District. In the process, he took a pretty ...

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REPORT: Moral Man Who Hates Porn Was Screwing Yet Another Married Woman When Wife Filed For Divorce

The New York Post reports: Rudy Giuliani had an affair with a married New Hampshire hospital administrator before the mayor turned presidential lawyer and his wife separated, multiple sources told The Post. Giuliani, 74, and Maria Rosa Ryan, 53, who is married to an ex-Marine, were spotted together at a resort hotel in late March — a week before his ...

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Trump Campaign Manager Demands That “Disgraceful” CNN Reporter Lose Credentials For Questioning Trump

You shall NOT question the Glorious Leader! President Trump’s 2020 campaign manager is repeating his call for Jim Acosta’s press credentials to be suspended, saying CNN’s chief White House correspondent is “an absolute disgrace” for interrupting a signing ceremony during the summit between President Trump and North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un. A report from the conservative Daily Wire apparently ...

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WH Trade Adviser Regrets “Inappropriate Language” About Canadian PM Justin Trudeau: I Own My Mistake

Politico reports: White House trade adviser Peter Navarro on Tuesday walked back his comments over the weekend saying that there was a “special place in hell” for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, acknowledging that his language was “inappropriate.” “Let me correct a mistake I made,” Navarro said at a conference in Washington hosted by The Wall Street Journal’s CFO Network. ...

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Trump Produced North Korea-Style Propaganda Clip For Kim: “Two Men, Two Leaders, One Destiny” [VIDEO]

Vox reports: Among the many tactics President Donald Trump rolled out in his summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in Singapore was apparently a four-minute video, styled like a movie trailer, that casts Trump and Kim as the heroes of a story about “two men, two leaders, one destiny.” “History is always evolving, and there comes a time ...

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Trump Wants Condos In North Korea: You See Great Beaches When They “Explode Their Cannons” [VIDEO]

The New York Daily News reports: President Trump wants to beat swords into timeshares. The former real estate tycoon said after a meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un that he could imagine condominium developments on the hermit kingdom’s shoreline. “They have great beaches. You see that whenever they’re exploding their cannons into the ocean. I said boy look ...

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Trump To Sean Hannity: I Felt Foolish Calling Kim “Little Rocket Man” But I Had To Go Out Aggressive [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Hannity asked the president how Trump went from calling Kim “little rocket man” just months ago to the pair sitting down for a summit. “Well, I think without the rhetoric we wouldn’t have been here,” Trump said. “I really believe that.” “We did sanctions and all of the things that you would do. I think without the rhetoric, ...

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WH Official On Trump Doctrine: “We’re America, Bitch”

Jeffrey Goldberg writes for The Atlantic: The best distillation of the Trump Doctrine I heard, though, came from a senior White House official with direct access to the president and his thinking. I was talking to this person several weeks ago, and I said, by way of introduction, that I thought it might perhaps be too early to discern a ...

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New Dinesh D’Souza Film Compares Trump To Lincoln

From the Hollywood Reporter: In a move that could raise the suspicions of his detractors, recently pardoned Dinesh D’Souza tells The Hollywood Reporter that his next movie will liken Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln, including a poster that morphs an image of the two U.S. presidents. The poster, unveiled here for the first time, features a U.S. flag, images of ...

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GOP Senator: Trump’s Attacks On Allies Are Like Fights With A Spouse, You Say Things You Wish You Hadn’t

“Have you ever had a fight with your spouse? And in that fight, you just make the decision, OK things were said that we wish were not but there’s an underlying issue that has to be addressed. Now you put this aside and hope it never happens again but you begin to address the issue. I think we as a ...

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GOP Senator Defends Canada After Trump’s Attacks

The Hill reports: Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) came to the defense of Canada following attacks on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau by President Trump and some of his top advisers. Trump and some of his top economic aides targeted Trudeau over the weekend after the Canadian leader criticized steep tariffs imposed by the U.S. on Canadian steel and aluminum imports. ...

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Angela Merkel: Trump’s Behavior Is Depressing [VIDEO]

Politico reports: At the end of a long weekend of rhetorical salvos over the G7 summit’s chaotic ending, German Chancellor Angela Merkel added her voice to the chorus, saying she found Donald Trump’s actions “sobering and a bit depressing,” while calling for more civility in international exchanges. “The situation isn’t very nice,” Merkel told German public television in a lengthy ...

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Trump Rips Up Official Papers Into “Tiny Pieces” But WH Staffers Tape Them Back Together As Law Requires

Politico reports: Under the Presidential Records Act, the White House must preserve all memos, letters, emails and papers that the president touches, sending them to the National Archives for safekeeping as historical records. But White House aides realized early on that they were unable to stop Trump from ripping up paper after he was done with it and throwing it ...

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G7 Nations Blast Trump’s “Ad Hominem” Attacks

Talking Points Memo reports: Fellow G7 members responded harshly to President Donald Trump’s refusal to sign a previously agreed-upon joint statement authored by all seven nations at a summit this weekend, with Canadian Foreign Minister Chrystia Freeland on Sunday pointedly condemning Trump and his advisers’ “ad hominem attacks.” “We spent two days to obtain a text and commitments. We will ...

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Giuliani: Chris Christie Is My #1 Candidate For AG

The North Jersey Record reports: Chris Christie has opened a law firm and Rudy Giuliani, a long-time mentor and attorney for President Donald Trump, says he’s sent New Jersey’s former governor clients. Christie, nearing the end of his formal transition out of state government, established a new practice based in his Morris County hometown. Giuliani said in an interview that ...

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White House Trade Adviser Peter Navarro: There’s A Special Place In Hell For Justin Trudeau [VIDEO]

Politico reports: White House trade adviser Peter Navarro lit into Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Sunday, saying there’s a “special place in hell” for a world leader that double crosses President Donald Trump. “There’s a special place in hell for any foreign leader that engages in bad-faith diplomacy with President Donald J. Trump and then tries to stab him ...

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