Crackpots

Televangelist Perry Stone Warns Democrats: Back Off Donald Trump Or We Will Have God Strike You Down

“What the ungodly, unbiblical, Christ-haters in America do not understand is that the true body of Christ that prays in the Holy Ghost, that has the power of God — and there are many of us, there are millions of us in America. “If we so choose and decide to set out heart and our mind to fasting and prayer, …

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AUSTRALIA: Rugby Star Fired For Homophobic Posts Says God Sent Fatal Wildfires Over Same-Sex Marriage

The BBC reports: Rugby player Israel Folau has drawn anger for linking Australia’s bushfire crisis to the nation’s same-sex marriage and abortion laws. Folau, who was sacked by Australia in May for making anti-gay remarks on social media, described the fires as a “little taste of God’s judgement”. Six people have died since last month in blazes raging in eastern …

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Kanye West At Joel Osteen’s Texas Megachurch: I’m The Greatest Artist That God Has Ever Created [VIDEO]

People Magazine reports: “I know that God’s been calling me for a long time and the devil’s been distracting me for a long time,” he said while standing with the pastor in Joel Osteen’s megachurch. “Because every time I stand up, I feel that I’m standing up and drawing a line in the sand and saying, ‘I’m here in service …

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DALLAS: Straight Pride Rally Draws Two Attendees

Three if you count the Proud Boy who showed up late. The Advocate reports: A Straight Pride event at Dallas City Hall plaza attracted three supporters on Saturday. The march was hosted by the anti-LGBTQ group Protecting Our Next Generations (PONG). On its Facebook, the group promised the event would include discussions of abortion (“it is murder”), marriage values (“one …

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Women For Trump Co-Chair: Thanks To The President, Women Are Truly Equal For The First Time Ever [VIDEO]

“He has been the women’s president. This president has done more for women — it’s unparalleled. There’s no president that even comes close to having done for women what this president has done for women, and the things that this president has done for women will be a legacy to our daughters, to our granddaughters, to our great-granddaughters. We are …

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Evangelist: Socialism Encourages Bestiality, That’s Why Sweden Lets You Marry Dogs, Cats, Horses, And Pigs

“When you raise up kids in the socialist mind factories of education, which are deliberately designed to dumb you down so that you can’t think critically about the horrors of socialism, the byproduct is, to be blunt, you go insane in different compartments of reality in your life. “When you allow your mind to be formed, and shaped, and programmed …

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Right Wing Activist Ralph Reed: If Christians Don’t Rise Up For Trump 2020, They Will Deserve To Be Persecuted

“If the Christian community doesn’t rise up like it never has in modern political history and if we allow, through our inaction, the left to remove this man from the Oval Office, then we will deserve everything that we get. “If they get the White House back, it will be open season on Christian ministries, on churches, the IRS will …

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Christian Site: Satan Wants To Murder Kanye West

“The devil would love to make a martyr out of Kanye. Clearly, he’s doing damage to both the kingdom of darkness and the religious structure. He has the potential to spoil hell’s plans for many who have looked up to him as a gifted entertainer. He’s bold as a lion and doesn’t seem to fear man, devil or beast. “At …

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Probe Finds Joe Arpaio’s Office Ignored Court Orders

The Associated Press reports: A court-appointed investigator concluded that high-ranking managers for former metro Phoenix Sheriff Joe Arpaio disregarded a federal judge’s order for Arpaio to halt immigration sweeps targeting Latinos, according to documents obtained by The Associated Press. The investigator also found an internal probe was whitewashed to shield the managers from accountability. The findings come as both Arpaio …

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Missouri Man Pleads Guilty To Lesser Charge After “Testing” Walmart’s Guns Rule With His Assault Rifle

Springfield, Missouri’s CBS News affiliate reports: A Battlefield, Mo. man charged with making a terroristic threat at a south Springfield Walmart in August pleaded guilty to an amended charge. Dmitriy Andreychenko, 20, pleaded guilty in a Greene County courtroom Friday to an amended charge of making a false report. A judge sentenced him to a 180 day suspended jail sentence, …

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Evangelicals Shush Trump’s Accusers In Jesus’ Name: They Shall Be As Silent As The Finger Of God’s Justice

“I want us to stretch our hand out and put one finger over our mouth as a prophetic sign that all the accusations, the lies, the agenda of evil, shall be silent as the finger of God as justice comes and silents and shuts the mouths and exposes their agenda that has no breath, no expression, no sound, no manifestation. …

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Junior And Mistress Go As “Witch Hunt” For Halloween

People Magazine reports: Donald Trump Jr. is using Halloween as an opportunity to take a jab at the Democratic party and the impeachment resolution that passed on Thursday with a costume inspired by an oft-quoted phrase that his father uses on Twitter. Trump Jr., 41, shared a pair of photos on Instagram on Thursday, revealing a politically tinged couples costume …

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Don Blankenship Files For Third Party Presidential Run

The Hill reports: Former coal executive and federal prisoner Don Blankenship filed paperwork on Thursday to launch a third-party White House bid. Blankenship, who also unsuccessfully ran for the Senate in West Virginia last year, filed paperwork with the Federal Election Commission announcing he would be a presidential candidate for the Constitution Party. The former coal baron released a statement …

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Trade War “Brutal” On Halloween “Scripture Candy”

This story has so much self-owning: For Christians who would rather celebrate Christ on Halloween instead of its pagan origins in Samhain, a company called Scripture Candy based in Alabama is offering blessed candy wrapped in bits of Scripture and inspirational messages to share with those who come to your door even as the company’s owners struggle to survive President …

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Butt-Dialing, The Prequel: That Time “Cybersecurity Advisor” Giuliani Locked Himself Out Of His iPhone

NBC News reports: Less than a month after he was named President Donald Trump’s cybersecurity adviser in 2017, Rudy Giuliani walked into an Apple store in downtown San Francisco. He wasn’t looking for a new gadget. Giuliani was looking for help. He was locked out of his iPhone because he had forgotten the passcode and entered the wrong one at …

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Evangelist: Halloween Demons “Curse You In Advance”

“Anton LaVey, the founder of Satanism, says he loves it when Christian parents dress their kids up for Halloween, because in the spiritual realm, there’s just no differentiating between dressing them up as a spider or a goblin or dressing them up as an angel or a biblical character to the demonic realm that has made it its mission to …

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Alleged Ex-Gays Lobby Congress Against LGBT Rights

NBC News reports: A group of people from across the country who formerly identified as gay and transgender have descended upon Washington this week to share their stories and lobby against two proposed LGBTQ-rights bills. The group is made up of 15 members of Church United and Changed, two California-based organizations that seek to provide community for, and protect the …

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Michele Bachman: We’ve Never Had A President With “Greater Moral Clarity” Than We Do With Donald Trump

DeadState reports: In an appearance on Tony Perkins’ Washington Watch program this Tuesday, former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann discussed the Democrats’ “fake, phony” impeachment inquiry currently targeting President Trump. “This is such a pathetic joke,” Bachmann said. “They have no candidate on the Democrat side for 2020 that they can get excited about. They have no message, they have no …

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Anne Graham: God “Moved Trump” To Take US Troops Out Of Syria In Order To Set Up The End Times [VIDEO]

“It occurred to me that there is a war prophesied in Ezekiel 38 that has not yet taken place. When Gog, the prince of Magog — who some people believe is Putin in Russia — they come down from the north and they align with Turkey and Syria and the Sudan and Libya and then they come up and they …

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Evangelist: Hillary Will Be In Handcuffs By Christmas

“This woman is not going to make it past Christmas without being in handcuffs. I don’t think God created her to be president. I have no doubts that her god had plans for her to be president, but my God has no plans for her being president. “There is a god of this earth called the devil. I don’t say …

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