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One Million Moms Vs Fox TV

Just in via email: FOX’s new drama “Lucifer” is spiritually dangerous. The new program “Lucifer” glorifies Satan as a caring, likable person in human flesh. The character Lucifer Morningstar makes being the devil look cool, drives a fancy car, gets out of a speeding ticket, owns a nightclub in LA, and is irresistible to women. “Lucifer” premiered January 25, 2016, ...

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FLORIDA: Pastor Tells Senate Committee That Gays Are Killers And Therefore Deserve No Rights [VIDEO]

The Florida Senate Judiciary Committee today postponed until next week its hearing on SB 120, a comprehensive LGBT anti-discrimination bill. The committee ran out of time because it first heard public comments on SB 110, which as written would allow businesses to refuse to serve LGBT customers. Speaking in support of the bill were a slew of haters and alleged ...

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OREGON: Militia Member Promises End To Standoff If Chris Christie Wins Sumo Challenge Match [VIDEO]

Oregon Live reports: It’s Day 24 of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge standoff near Burns. Just how bored are the armed militants occupying the property’s gift shop/office building? One of the more broad-in-the-beam “patriots” has posted a YouTube video with a bizarro challenge to New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie: Come to Oregon and battle him in 10 sumo rounds. If ...

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Rep. Louie Gohmert Call For Impeaching Supreme Court Justices Over Obergefell Ruling [AUDIO]

Gohmert Pyle is SO 2015. Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: In an interview with Florida talk radio host Joyce Kaufman on Friday, Gohmert falsely claimed that church-state separation decisions in the 1950s and 1960s mandated that “you can’t talk about God in schools and public places.” But, he said, the Supreme Court did something even worse with Obergefell. ...

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OKLAHOMA: Rep. Sally Kern Again Introduces Bill To Allow Teaching Of Creationism In Public Schools

For the fourth time nutjob Oklahoma state Rep. Sally Kern and her counterpart in the state Senate have induced bills that would allow the teaching of Creationism and other anti-science nonsense in public schools. Arstechnica reports: Billed as a “Scientific Education and Academic Freedom Act” (because freedom!), it spells out a whole host of areas of science its author doesn’t ...

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Kim Davis Tells AFA: God Personally Chose Me To Make A Stand Against Same-Sex Marriage [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Friday, American Family Radio host and American Family Association official Sandy Rios broadcast an interview that she had conducted with Davis, in which she lavished praise on Davis for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. “It’s interesting to me how God chose you,” Rios said. “Not a Sunday school teacher, ...

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World Net Daily: Martial Law Was Declared In NYC

Today’s top story on World Net Daily:  It’s the nagging fear many have about our government: what would happen if martial law was declared? New York City just found out, at least temporarily. Eleven states as well as Washington D.C. declared states of emergency in the wake of the massive record-breaking snowstorm which blanketed the East. But New York City ...

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Todd Starnes: Public Safety Is Communism

Todd Starnes is already one of the most mocked nutjobs on Twitter, but today he earned epic levels of ridicule for the above series of tweets in which he calls NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio a communist for imposing a ban on non-emergency vehicles during the blizzard. Pedestrians, of course, remain completely free to do whatever they like, but OMG ...

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Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson’s Latest Loony Rant: A Homosexual Has Ruined The World [AUDIO]

According to Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson, all of the Western countries in the world will collapse and we’ll all resort to cannibalism (probably) because of the economic theories of John Maynard Keynes. Swanson rants: “It will be interesting to know that a homosexual ruined the world. Somebody will indeed write the story about this in the year 2060 ...

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Rafael Cruz: Public Education Is A Communist Plot

This from the guy who fought in Fidel Castro’s revolution. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: The elder Cruz alleged in an interview on the Sirius XM program “Breitbart News Daily” this morning that public schools are brainwashing children into communism as a result of the work of education reformer John Dewey. While he did correctly identify Dewey as ...

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Christian Anti-Defamation Commission: Only Christian Males Are Eligible For Public Office [VIDEO]

“What should be look for in our elected officials? The first qualification is they must be a Christian. What a candidate professes about God is absolutely critical, it will profoundly shape his leadership. Genuine reverence for the Lord is the foundation of knowledge so we need a leader who is alive spiritually and who will lead in the fear of ...

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SOUTH CAROLINA: GOP Rep. Mike Pitts Introduces Bill Requiring Journalists To Register With State

Outrageously unconstitutional on its face, but when has that stopped a teabagger? Via the Associated Press: South Carolina journalists would be required to register with the government before reporting the state’s news under a bill introduced Tuesday by a Republican state lawmaker. The proposal would establish a “responsible journalism registry” with requirements that journalists must meet before working for a ...

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Franklin Graham Warns Christians: Keep Satanic Gay People Away From Your Children & Churches [AUDIO]

“We have allowed the Enemy to come into our churches. I was talking to some Christians and they were talking about how they invited these gay children to come into their home and to come into the church and that they were wanting to influence them. And I thought to myself, they’re not going to influence those kids; those kids ...

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Kim Davis: Obama’s SOTU Ignored The Christians Being “Literally Mashed Down” By His Gay Agenda [VIDEO]

Miranda Blue has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “He had made the statement that everybody was free to marry who they love, and, of course, that’s the stand that I stood against. And it’s not, for me, it never was a gay or a lesbian issue. It’s about standing up for the word of the God and as God ...

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NRA Head Wayne LaPierre Challenges President Obama To Hour-Long Debate On Gun Control [VIDEO]

From the New York Daily News: National Rifle Association head Wayne LaPierre, after unloading with both barrels on President Obama, challenged the Commander-in-Chief to an hour-long debate on guns. “I’ll meet you for a one-on-one, one-hour debate — with a mutually agreed moderator — on any network that will take it,” LaPierre declared in a video released Thursday on the ...

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OREGON: Armed Militia Nutjobs Vow To “Arrest” Local County Officials For Making So Much Fun Of Them

Via Raw Story: The armed militants who have taken over an Oregon wildlife refuge appear to be moving toward “indicting” county officials who they say mocked them by threatening to impose a $70,000-a-day bill for their ongoing occupation. Ammon Bundy said a bogus “grand jury” set up by the militants had served notices of intent Wednesday to various Harney County ...

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Former Rep. Michele Bachmann: Christians Are Living Under The “Tyranny” Of The Hate Crimes Act [VIDEO]

“It’s political correctness that rules the day. So when you’re part of a favored group, then you get special benefits that nobody else gets. That’s the very form of tyranny because when government supposedly gives something — government has nothing to give, they have to take it away from other people. So when they give it to that certain group, ...

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Sarah Palin: Obama Is “Bending Over” For Iran

“Here we go again, coddling the enemy and implementing rules of engagement that prohibit our military from doing its job. Iran captures our warriors before forcing the U.S. to apologize for the ENEMY’S bullying and endangerment, all to send a (false) message that America is now so weak we’ve fallen insurmountably far under the enemy. As Sen. McCain just said ...

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Cindy Jacobs: I Commanded The Clouds Over Israel To Dissipate During A 700 Club Photo Shoot [VIDEO]

Wearing one of her trademark Star Trek: The Next Generation pleather dresses, Prophetess Cindy Jacobs has revealed how she used the authority of White Jesus to order clouds over Jerusalem to dissipate during a photo shoot for Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The Friendly Atheist has the transcript: A friend came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what ...

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Yesterday Louie Gohmert Wanted To Bomb Iran

Watch below. “When our Navy ships have problems, we don’t call Iran. We call the rest of the Navy, we can call the Air Force, the Army, the Marines, the Coast Guard. We don’t call Iran! For the Iranians to even issue a statement at all saying, ‘We are going to release them soon,’ tells you that they control whether ...

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