Crackpots

Pastor Alex McFarland: God Sent The San Bernardino Terrorists Because Of Gay Marriage [VIDEO]

Well, that didn’t take long. You knew we’d get blamed, right? “People are saying, ‘Why didn’t God prevent this?’ Look, we’ve for 45 years told God to leave us alone. Fifty-seven to sixty million babies aborted, now our Supreme Court has deviated from natural law to case law and we’ve redefined marriage. God forgive us for the murder of the ...

Read More »

Todd Starnes Rips Up “Garbage” New York Daily News On Fox, Calls On Advertisers To Boycott [VIDEO]

Todd Starnes appeared on Fox this afternoon where he literally ripped up the “garbage” New York Daily News for its front page story calling out useless prayers by GOP leaders in the wake of the San Bernardino massacre. Starnes followed that up with a tweeted call for Macy’s and JC Penney to boycott the paper. WATCH: @toddstarnes rips controversial New ...

Read More »

Fox News Analyst: Maybe The San Bernardino Attack Is Part Of A “Literal War On Christmas” [VIDEO]

Via Raw Story: Fox News legal analyst Peter Johnson Jr. warned that Wednesday’s mass killing in San Bernardino could be a “literal war on Christmas.” Speaking to Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy the morning after the shooting, Johnson advised that the “critical question” was would the incident be “whitewashed” as workplace violence. “There are cardinal characteristics, cardinal fingerprints of ...

Read More »

Enter The San Bernardino Truthers [VIDEO]

As with every mass shooting including last week’s attack in Colorado, YouTube is lighting up with claims that yesterday’s mass shooting in San Bernardino was a “false flag hoax” using “crisis actors” in order to further the Illuminati, establish a New World Order, grab everybody’s guns, and criminalize Christianity. It’s all been predicted in the bible, people! Or something! Also ...

Read More »

Insane Conspiracy Nutjob Alex Jones To Trump: You Are The George Washington Of Our Time [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: It is really difficult to know where to begin when cataloging all of the truly insane statements and conspiracy theories levied by radio host Alex Jones, who has talked about everything from how 9/11 and Oklahoma City were false flag operations to how juice turns kids gay and space lizards are running the ...

Read More »

Donald Trump To CNN: Pay Me $5 Million Or I Won’t Appear At The Next Debate [VIDEO]

The Washington Post reports: Donald Trump has threatened to charge CNN $5 million for his appearance in the next Republican presidential debate, which the network will host on Dec. 15 in Las Vegas. “How about we do this for CNN: I won’t do the debate unless they pay me five million dollars, all of which money goes to the wounded ...

Read More »

Jim “Survival Buckets” Bakker: Witches Are Behind Scandals That Send Televangelists To Prison [VIDEO]

Scamvangelist Jim “Survival Buckets” Bakker today revealed the real reason that he and other Grifters-For-Jesus have been brought down by scandals and/or sent to prison. It was WITCHES what done them in! “All the demons in hell brought sex, drugs, women, whatever!” This secret plot was revealed to Bakker by an ACTUAL WITCH, you guys! Watch below.

Read More »

Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse Money Beg: The Illuminati Are Attacking My YouTube Channel [VIDEO]

The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse & Co-Prophet Of The End Times would like you to send him some money to compensate for his having to buy a new iPhone because the Illuminati are attacking the monetizaton of his YouTube channel. For realz, you guys! Watch below.

Read More »

TEXAS: Republican Leader Tanya Robertson Calls For Statewide Ballot On Secession From USA

Texas Republican Party committee member Tanya Robertson wants to place a secession vote on the GOP primary ballot. The Houston Chronicle reports: Robertson, State Republican Executive Committee member for Senate District 11, which covers parts of Harris, Galveston and Brazoria counties, said she’ll present the resolution at the committee’s December 4 meeting in Austin, and that she already has support ...

Read More »

Exorcism Of The Day [VIDEO]

“Exorcist Bob Larson ministers to Nancy who was neglected as a child and developed hatred for her mother. She blamed God for the death of her father. Demons causes her to hate all men and destroyed several marriages. A demon of Murder who entered her at 9-years-old was hiding behind the evil spirits of Hate and Murder!”

Read More »

Huckabee Sued Over Music At Kim Davis Rally

A member of Survivor yesterday filed a lawsuit against Mike Huckabee for playing Eye Of The Tiger during the rally celebrating Kim Davis’ release from jail. Politico reports: Rude Music, operated by founding Survivor member and song co-author Frank M. Sullivan III, filed suit in an Illinois federal court Wednesday alleging that the former Arkansas governor violated a copyright in ...

Read More »

Ted Cruz Double-Dog-Dares Obama: Come Back Here And Try Insulting Me To My Face [VIDEO]

Refugee offspring Ted Cruz is ever so pissed that President Obama has criticized Republicans for wanting to keep out Syrian refugees. And he basically just about challenged the president to a fistfight. The Hill reports: “It is utterly unbefitting of the president to be engaging in those kind of personal insults and attacks,” Cruz said in Washington, D.C., in video ...

Read More »

Brian Brown: Stop The University Inquisition Against Against Anti-LGBT Activist Robert Oscar Lopez

A few days ago we learned that homocon horcrux Robert Oscar Lopez faces termination from California State University over charges that he retaliated against students that complained about him. And since NOM has absolutely nothing else to do these days, Brian Brown has launched a petition. Of course! He writes: Can you believe this?!! Whatever happened to concepts of “academic ...

Read More »

Teabagistan Headline Of The Day

According to the website of former Rep. Allen West, that Charlie Sheen is HIV+ will be a recruitment tool for ISIS. Seriously. From the site: I must tell you this Sheen story has put me over the edge. No WONDER the Islamists of ISIS laugh at us. No wonder they call us infidels in our land of “prostitution and vice.” ...

Read More »

Pat Robertson: God Destroyed Sodom Over The Sin Of Pride Not Homosexuality [VIDEO]

Well this certainly won’t win Robertson any new fans in Teabagistan. Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Pat Robertson has frequently warned that victories for LGBT equality will turn America into the biblical city of Sodom and therefore bring about God’s judgment. That made it all the more surprising when “The 700 Club” host alluded today to Ezekiel ...

Read More »

Enter The Paris Truthers [VIDEO]

Within hours of the massacre in Paris, YouTube began to light up with dozens of claims that like 9/11, Newtown, and other mass killings, the attacks in France were an elaborate Illuminati hoax meant to further the creation of the New World Order. And grab your guns. Or something. Example below.

Read More »

CALIFORNIA: Robert Oscar Lopez Faces Termination From University Over Retaliation Accusations

Anti-gay activist Robert Oscar Lopez faces termination from his professorship at California State University over charges that he retaliated against students who complained about him. The right wing Washington Times reports: A tenured, conservative Christian professor in California — who was raised by lesbian mothers but opposes same-sex marriage — is waiting to hear what action his university employer will ...

Read More »

Crazy Monster Energy Drink Loon Christine Weick Confronts Preacher Father Of Katy Perry [VIDEO]

Nutbag evangelist Christine Weick, whom we last heard from when she disrupted a Muslim event, is at it again. Hemant Mehta writes at Friendly Atheist: It’s common knowledge that singer Katy Perry, before becoming a pop star, was a gospel singer. It’s less well known that her parents are still preachers. Keith Hudson, her dad, recently did an interview with ...

Read More »

Christian Site: President Obama’s Cover For Out Magazine Proves That He Is A Homosexual

According to an End Times site, that President Obama posed for the cover of Out Magazine provides conclusive proof that he is gay. They write: In the Bible, God destroyed the twin cities of both Sodom and Gomorrah for the sin of homosexuality, and He did it by raining down fire and brimstone on them. The Bible also says that ...

Read More »

Ben Carson At Liberty University: Sanders’ Plan For Free College Would Hasten Destruction Of America

Today Ben Carson spoke at Dead Falwell University where he told the mandatory student assembly that Bernie Sanders’ plan for free community college would “hasten the destruction of America.” The Hill reports: “It becomes easy to swallow things. If you don’t understand our financial situation and someone comes along and says, ‘free college for everybody,’ they’ll say, ‘oh how wonderful,’ ...

Read More »