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Certified Loon Glenn Beck Thinks Joe Biden Running For President Is The Funniest Thing He’s Ever Heard [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: The prospect of Joe Biden running for president befuddled Glenn Beck on CNN tonight and brought him to uncontrollable laughter. Don Lemon asked Beck about the prospect of Biden running for president. Beck rolled his eyes and said “Really?!” several times. He found himself at a loss for words and, despite Lemon pointing to Biden’s track record, said ...

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Christian Party Presidential Candidate: Criminalize Homosexuality & Adultery, Turn USA Into Christian Theocracy

Knoxville’s CBS affiliate reports: Darrell Trigg is running for president and forming his own political party, the Christian Party. The first point of his campaign platform is to do away with separation of church and state and make it union of church and state instead. This means, among other things, the official religion of the United States will be Christianity. ...

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Scott Lively Tells World Net Daily: The “Gaystapo Empowerment Act” Will Criminalize Christianity In America

“The ‘Equality Act’ should be called the ‘Gaystapo Empowerment Act,’ because if passed it will give homosexual activists and their allies the legal power to attack and punish Christians and other pro-family advocates in virtually every sphere of American life. The trampling of Christian bakers, florists, bed and breakfast hotel owners etc. that we’ve seen this far will instantly transform ...

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Cindy Jacobs: I Faith-Healed A Woman’s Shortness

She grew three inches on the spot! “One very sweet miracle was through a word of knowledge when I said, ‘There is someone here, and you are shorter than you are supposed to be.’ I went on to explain — because lots of people wanted prayer to grow!—that this would not be someone who had lost height, but rather, someone ...

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Attention All Alliteration Aficionados

Street preacher and aspiring reality show star Brother Jed Smock, who likes to show up at college campuses and scream damnation, has debuted his newest sign. Friendly Atheist blogger Hemant Mehta is most offended by “gerbil abusers” because it lacks the alliteration of the rest of the sign. See the full sign at Christian Nightmares.

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IOWA: Racist Anti-Gay Radio Host Jan Mickelson Suggests Enslaving Undocumented Immigrants

Virtually every 2016 GOP presidential candidate has recently appeared on the Iowa talk radio show of far-right extremist Jan Mickelson, who in the past has declared his allegiance to the Confederacy and called AIDS “God’s punishment for homosexuality.” But Mickelson may have some trouble booking future such guests after he unveiled his plan to literally enslave undocumented immigrants. Mediaite has ...

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OREGON: Anti-Gay Bakers Send Cakes To Ten LGBT Groups As “Gesture Of Love For Homosexuals,” Include Viciously Anti-Gay DVD In Package Because Jesus

Since their conviction for breaking state public accommodation laws, Oregon bakers Aaron and Melissa Klein have raked in about half a million dollars in Christian crowd-funding donations and become sought after headliners on the far-right speaking circuit. Therefore they have grandly sent cakes to ten LGBT groups as a thank you. Mailed with the cakes was the latest viciously anti-gay ...

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Robertson: Foreign Language Skills Won’t Be Needed In Heaven Because Angels Communicate Telepathically [VIDEO]

Robertson’s co-host suggests it still might be a good idea to brush up on your Hebrew, just in case. The above topic comes third in today’s viewer questions after Robertson dismisses a middle-age woman’s worry that she still thinks about a lesbian hook-up she had decades ago.

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Pat Robertson: Five Billion Humans On Earth Will Never Be Happy Because They Don’t Know Jesus [VIDEO]

Speaking on today’s episode of The 700 Club, Pat Robertson declared that nobody can ever be happy unless they are “happy in Jesus.” Which REALLY sucks for the planet’s five billion doomed-to-unending-sorrow not-knowing-Jesus non-Christians. But Robertson isn’t really worried about THOSE people, he’s worried about not-knowing-Jesus homosexuals, who he invited to call his switchboard for immediate salvation and therefore, happiness.

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Totally Not-Gay Catholic Priest Tells Ex-Gays: Homosexuality Is Like Trying To Eat A Bagel With Your Ear

Gay Star News reports: A Catholic priest has come up with one of the strangest analogies yet for gay sex, claiming it is like cramming a piece of bagel in your ear. Preacher John Riccardo was speaking at a conference in Michigan on Wednesday, called Welcoming and Accompanying Our Brothers and Sisters with Same-Sex Attraction. It was a Catholic conference ...

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Petition From Brian Brown: Stop Them Now Before Target Turns Your Kids Into Transhomogendersexians

“Target has caved to gender ideologues and has removed information identifying whether their products are intended for ‘boys’ or ‘girls’ in many of their sections. If you oppose this blatant act of political correctness, sign our letter to Target’s customer relations department, asking them to reverse their decision! Just a few months ago, Target defended gender-identifying signage, pointing to research ...

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FOTF Has The Kentucky Sadz [VIDEO]

“Stuart Shepard runs into some trouble when applies for a job as a county court clerk in Kentucky. In his Stoplight® commentary, he has a question for Gov. Steve Beshear, one that every reporter should be asking.”

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James Dobson: Hitler Loves Obergefell

“I grieve over what will happen to kids in public schools. They will be taught that right is wrong and wrong is right, and that the teachings of Scripture are unreliable and inaccurate. How unthinkable it is that in some states kindergartners, barely out of babyhood, are being taught adult perverse behavior that should never be discussed in the classroom. ...

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Todd Starnes Has The Colorado Sadz

“Jack will be required by the government to make wedding cakes for same-sex couples. If he denies anyone service, he will be required to explain why. He is also expected to retrain his staff in the state’s anti-discrimination policies – including his 88-year-old mother. It sounds like the government wants to round up Phillips and his staff and haul them ...

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Eugene Delgaudio: Neigh To Gays

We haven’t heard from ole Eugene Delgaudio in awhile, but last week he corralled (diggity) some supporters to paw the ground outside the Supreme Court with him while he brayed a statement to Congress. We presume no press actually attended this press conference. From Delgaudio: “The radical Homosexual Lobby thinks Public Advocate and thousands of other pro-Family activists will just ...

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Even More Hypocrisy From Website Of Feminist Erick Erickson: “Homely Hillary Clinton” Slept Her Way To Power

“If Hillary Clinton possesses any unique selling proposition beyond proving even a homely woman can sleep her way into power, it is her tenure as Barack Obama’s secretary of state. That seems to be a slender enough reed when polls show the electorate could give a flying rat’s patootie about experience and favor a change agent above all.” – From ...

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AUSTRALIA: American Daughter Of Lesbian Parents Takes Her Anti-Gay Marriage Crusade To Canberra [VIDEO]

Katy Faust was the darling of US hate groups in the run-up to the Obergefell ruling and having failed at home, she’s now taking her anti-gay marriage crusade to Australia’s federal government. Last night she appeared on ABC News there: American Katy Faust was raised by her lesbian mother and her partner and she now runs a blog called asktheBigot, ...

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BREAKING: Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis Ordered To Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses UPDATE: Appeal Filed

A federal court ruled this afternoon that Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis must issue same-sex marriage licenses. The Lexington Herald Leader reports: A federal judge ordered Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis on Wednesday to resume issuing marriage licenses despite her religious objection to same-sex marriage. U.S. District Judge David Bunning granted a preliminary injunction against Davis that was requested by ...

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Linda Harvey: The Gaystapo’s Equality Act Will Totally Destroy Free Speech And Obliterate Christianity

“The unjust and unequal ‘Equality Act’ was introduced in Congress as H.R. 3185 and S. 1858 just before summer recess. This legislation jumps way beyond any previous anti-discrimination bill and would essentially wipe out free speech and religious liberty on the issues of homosexuality and gender change by declaring these behaviors to be civil rights in America. Christianity is now ...

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Pat Robertson: Leviticus Doesn’t Apply To Christians [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Pat Robertson regularly cites the Book of Leviticus as proof that homosexuality is a grave and evil offense, doing so as recent as Monday. But it seems that homosexuality may be the only area in which Robertson still thinks Old Testament admonitions still apply. The host of “The 700 Club,” who has ...

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