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Christian Prophet: I Drove Past Early Voting And God Told Me “All Those People In Line Are Voting For Trump”

“Even in the natural (?) regards to the fake news and lying liberals – I like to use Trump’s terms – if you look in the natural (?) of what’s happening, there is no evidence that Biden has any people behind him. “But these rallies with tens of thousands of people wanting Trump, knowing that – so many of them …

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Jacob Wohl And Jack Burkman Represent Themselves In Civil Lawsuit Hearing And It Goes Disastrously For Them

Law & Crime reports: Right-wing activists, hoaxers and alleged fraudsters Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl gave testimony in a civil case on Monday morning. And some of what was said might have less than positive implications for their upcoming criminal trial in Michigan. The decidedly bumbling duo was sued in New York federal court in late October by the National …

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Red-Caped Catholic Loons Demand That NYC Remove “Vulgar” Nude Statue Or “Civilization Will Become Dead”

Just in from the red-caped Catholic loons: Since October 13, 2020, a statue of a nude woman is standing inside a public park in Lower Manhattan. The 7-foot-tall bronze statue called “Medusa With the Head of Perseus” is in full view of the public at Collect Pond Park in New York City. According to reports: “A new public sculpture in …

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Reuters: Meet The Incoming House “QAnon Caucus”

Reuters reports: The U.S. House of Representatives recently voted to condemn the pro-President Donald Trump online conspiracy theory known as “QAnon.” But multiple QAnon-friendly lawmakers may soon be taking seats in the House chamber. More than two dozen candidates for Congress in the Nov. 3 elections have endorsed or given credence to QAnon or promoted QAnon content online. Two are …

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Pastor Bad Wig Cures Limbaugh’s Terminal Cancer

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: MAGA cultist and right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau, who recently claimed Kamala Harris was a tool of Satan, has just cured cancer. Or at least the cancer that just worsened for the cancer that is Rush Limbaugh. During a livestream on Thursday, Wallnau said a prayer for Limbaugh… before going even further and declaring …

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Christian Site: Protect Yourself From Halloween Witches

Kathy DeGraw writes for Charisma News: October is the month when witches and Satanists are praying and fasting to wreak havoc on Christians and destroy their prophetic words and destiny. The demonic realm is sold out and committed to accomplishing its plans and purposes. Satan’s adherents pray and fast all month in preparation for their high holy day. The evil …

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Covidiot Disrupts Florida School Board Meeting: “You Cannot Force Me To Breathe Carbon Dioxide, Lady”

NBC News reports: A community debate over a large Florida school district’s requirement that students wear masks erupted at a board meeting Tuesday evening with police removing a man not wearing a face covering as he spoke against the mandate. “You cannot force me to breathe carbon dioxide, lady,” the man said, according to a video by NBC affiliate WFLA …

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Chachi Is Furious About “Marxist” Happy Days Reunion

Mediaite reports: Scott Baio attacked the Happy Days reunion that’s being held to raise funds for the Democratic Party of Wisconsin because he believes the event promotes “socialism and Marxism.” The actor also took shots at John Stamos, who had jokingly offered to play Baio’s role of Chachi in the reunion. Baio said, “Here’s what I don’t get. To take …

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Pastor Jazz Hands Issues Voting Guide: Trump Gets An “A” For His Truthfulness, Biden And Harris Are “Satanic”

Via press release published by Christian Newswire: The American Christian Voting Guide rated the Republican and Democrat presidential candidates based on biblical qualifications. President Donald Trump received an “A-” and Joe Biden graded an “F”. The higher the rating “indicates greater blessings from God” for following God’s Word. The ranking was evaluated by Rev. Steven Andrew, pastor of USA Christian …

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Rush Limbaugh Rages Over Debate Microphone Rule: Imagine If They Muted Abraham Lincoln’s Microphone

“Who do these people think they are? Debate commission will mute the mics? Can you imagine if they’d-a told Abraham Lincoln we’re gonna mute the microphone if you don’t shut up, sir? “Abe Lincoln would say, why do you think people are gonna be there? To watch you hit the mute button? Who do these people think they are? “You …

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Pat Robertson: God Told Me Trump Will Win But Down The Road An Asteroid Strike Will Start The End Times

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Pat Robertson reported on “The 700 Club” today that he had been told by God that President Donald Trump will be reelected … and his reelection will bring about start of the End Times. Robertson said that “without question, Trump is going to win the election,” but it will result in widespread …

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TikTok Will Now Delete Users Who Promote QAnon

NPR reports: TikTok is toughening its stance against the QAnon conspiracy theory, expanding its ban to all content or accounts that promote videos advancing baseless ideas from the far-right online movement. The action hardens the video-sharing app’s previous enforcement against QAnon that targeted specific hashtags on the app that QAnon supporters have used to spread unfounded theories. Now, users that …

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Limbaugh Reveals His Cancer Is Worsening [VIDEO]

The Washington Examiner reports: Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh told his audience Monday that new scans show his lung cancer has gotten worse. “It’s tough to realize that the days where I do not think I’m under a death sentence are over,” Limbaugh told his audience as he fought back tears. “We all know we’re going to die at some …

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SF Archbishop Performs Exorcism At Site Of Protest

ABC News reports: The archbishop of San Francisco performed a short exorcism ceremony Saturday outside a Catholic church where protesters had earlier toppled a statue of Father Junipero Serra, saying the ceremony was intended to drive out evil and defend the image of Serra. Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone performed the ritual before some 150 supporters before holding a special Mass inside …

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QAnon Nutbags: JFK Jr. Will Replace Mike Pence Today

TMZ reports: A milestone day on QAnon’s absurd conspiracy theory-filled calendar is about to be washed away like the BS it is — because, no … JFK Jr. is NOT coming back to rally with President Trump. John F. Kennedy’s deceased son — John F. Kennedy Jr. — is trending this weekend … all to point out just how kooky …

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Flailing Susan Collins Backs Two Local QAnon Nutbags

The Mainer reports: Sen. Susan Collins is financially supporting the state legislative campaigns of two fellow Maine Republicans who fervently believe in QAnon, the perverse conspiracy theory whose adherents are considered a domestic terror threat by the FBI. In recent days, Facebook and YouTube have announced actions to curb the spread of QAnon content due to mounting fears that its …

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QAnon Mailman Accused Of Tossing Bags Of Mail

Pittsburgh City Paper reports: Yesterday, the Baldwin home of Sean Troesch was raided by special agents from the United States Postal Service, who confiscated eight large garbage bags of suspected undelivered mail, according to KDKA. KDKA also reported that the post office said this latest haul didn’t contain any discarded mail-in ballots, but neighbors told the station trash bags “have …

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Ohio May Also Charge Jacob Wohl And Jack Burkman

The Columbus Dispatch reports: Ohio authorities are considering whether charges are warranted against a pair of conservative extremists already accused of voter intimidation targeting minorities in Michigan. A total of 3,449 robocalls were answered on Ohioans’ phones from the duo: Jack Burkman, 54, of Arlington, Virginia, and Jacob Wohl, 22, of Los Angeles, Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost said Tuesday. …

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Woman Vows To Sue Over Neighbor’s Biden Sign

TMZ reports: Joe Biden lawn signs are triggering people in certain parts of the country … like this woman who threatened to sue her neighbor in an epic meltdown captured on video. Home security footage shows the lady storming up to her neighbor’s front door, ringing the doorbell twice and demanding to talk. When the other woman inside says she …

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Facebook Bans Anti-Vax Ads But Not Anti-Vax Content

The Verge reports: On Tuesday, Facebook announced a new policy banning ads that discourage the use of vaccines. Timed to the beginning of flu season, the new policy is also aimed at the ongoing proliferation of anti-vaccine groups on Facebook and growing skepticism about forthcoming vaccines for COVID-19. “Our goal is to help messages about the safety and efficacy of …

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