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Sebastian Gorka: Russell Crowe Could Play Me In The Movies But Only If He Loses Weight And Gets In Shape

The Hill reports: Sebastian Gorka says there’s at least one actor who might be a (somewhat) good fit to play him: Russell Crowe. “A lot of people tell me I remind them of Russell Crowe,” Gorka, a former Trump White House aide, told ITK on Wednesday at the premiere of Dinesh D’Souza’s Death of a Nation. “And hopefully Russell Crowe ...

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Christian Prophetess: God Has A Rainbow Pet Unicorn

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: Back in June, self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” Kat Kerr told an audience that she had met Jesus and he was six feet tall and “very handsome.” Furthermore, he lived in a mansion and loved dancing and desserts. Obviously. Somehow her claims just got more bizarre. Over the weekend, Kerr spoke at the ELEVATION: RISE ...

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Prophetess Kat Kerr Takes “Authority” Over California’s “Demonic” Wildfires In The Name Of Jesus [VIDEO]

“We take power over all of the power of the enemy controlling the fires in California. We take power over all the power of the demonic that is controlling and ruling in that situation, and we command – as commanders, like Christ commanded the host – we take authority over the situation and we command the host of heaven to ...

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Roseanne Barr “Apologizes” To Valerie Jarrett: I’m Sorry You Think I’m Racist And Also You Need A New Haircut

“If she’s watching, I’m so sorry that you thought I was racist and that you thought my tweet was racist. Because it wasn’t. It was political. I’m sorry for the misunderstanding that caused, my ill-worded tweet. And you know I’m sorry that you feel harmed and hurt. I never meant that. And for that I apologize. I never meant to ...

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NRA TV Host: Nobody Gives A Rat’s Ass That Trump Has Bragged About Sexually Assaulting Women [VIDEO]

“This is a president who said, remember, grab them by the, by the P. Caught on tape saying that. He says he’s going to walk down on Fifth avenue and shoot somebody in the head and he’d get away with it. He’s got the Stormy Daniels thing, and you know what? Nobody gives a rat’s ass about any of it. ...

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Franklin Graham Warns “Media Spin Masters” To Shut Up About Trump’s Tape Or Face The Wrath Of God

“Everyone in the media is talking about the just-released tape and what the President said or didn’t say, what he meant or didn’t mean. It is a good moment to point out that everyone should realize that every word that is spoken is recorded by God. Not only does He know our words, but our thoughts and the intents of ...

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CNN’s Ken Cuccinelli Posts Fake Maxine Waters Quote

Media Matters reports: CNN legal and political commentator Ken Cuccinelli, a Republican who formerly served as Virginia’s attorney general, shared a fake quote from Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) that an “illegal immigrant” should be nominated to the Supreme Court. In late June, a Twitter “parody” account pretending to be CNN tweeted an image of Waters appearing on CNN with a ...

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MISSOURI: US Senate Candidate “Triggers Liberals” By Giving Away Machine That Makes Untraceable Guns

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports: Nearly a year after he was temporarily booted off of Facebook for raffling off an AR-15 rifle, a Republican candidate for U.S. Senate is giving away a machine capable of printing parts for a similar firearm. Austin Petersen, who ran for president as a Libertarian in 2016, issued a press release and a letter to ...

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American Family Association: Bigfoot Sightings Are “Demonic Virtual Reality” Projections By Satan [AUDIO]

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: Religious Right radio host Janet Mefferd and former Family Research Council fellow Tim Dailey told American Family Radio listeners that the urban legends surrounding Bigfoot and UFO sightings are not only real but also part of a secret plot the devil is carrying out on Earth. Dailey said it was telling that “many, ...

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Jeff Sessions Laughs At “Lock Her Up” Chants [VIDEO]

CNN reports: Attorney General Jeff Sessions, the top law enforcement officer in the country, participated in a chant of “Lock her up” Tuesday, reviving a rallying cry from Donald Trump campaign events calling to jail Hillary Clinton. Sessions was addressing a conservative group’s high school leadership summit in Washington, where he promoted free speech and conservative principles. Sessions criticized universities ...

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WEST VIRGINIA: Don “Cocaine Mitch” Blankenship To File Third Party Senate Bid, Legal Battle Likely To Ensue

The Hill reports: Ex-coal CEO Don Blankenship is preparing to run as a third-party candidate in the West Virginia Senate race after losing his bid for the GOP nomination in a move that is likely to spark a fierce legal battle. Blankenship’s campaign announced that he will file paperwork on Tuesday to appear on the ballot in November as the ...

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Pirro: People Like Whoopi “Undermine” The Country

“Nobody needs to feel sorry for me, I’m a big girl, and I would go back on The View again. No one intimidates me. There is a bigger issue of that play here. The View is a microcosm of what’s going on in the country. The level of hatred toward the 45th president of the United States is beyond anything ...

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Christian Group: Boycott “Totalitarian Leftist” Amazon

From the right wing Christian group 2nd Vote: Last week, we highlighted Overstock.com shoppers looking for a better alternative to Amazon. That was because Amazon is a bastion of left-wing activism, whereas Overstock appears to be largely politically neutral while still providing solid service. According to our research, Overstock.com engages in no political activism. It just sells you stuff that ...

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Megachurch Pastor Shrugs Off Cohen Tapes: After All, Christians Also Supported “Known Womanizer” Reagan

“We’ve been here before. Back in 1980, evangelicals chose to support a twice-married Hollywood actor who was a known womanizer in Hollywood. His name was Ronald Reagan. They chose to support him over Jimmy Carter, with a born-again Baptist Sunday school teacher who had been faithfully married to one woman. The reason we supported President Reagan was not because we ...

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NEW JERSEY: Woman Launches GoFundMe For Bail Should She Succeed In Destroying Trump Baby Blimp

The Asbury Park Press reports: Thousands have been raised to bring the viral sensation President Donald Trump baby balloon to New Jersey, but one Ocean County woman launched her own short-lived campaign to take it down — literally. Kathie Kitt Conklin started a GoFundMe page Thursday that stated her intention to pop the Trump baby balloon, and asked for donations ...

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Roseanne Barr Freaks Out Once Again Over Valerie Jarrett: I Thought The Bitch Was White! Fuck! [VIDEO]

People Magazine reports: Late Thursday, a NSFW video of the 65-year-old comedian was posted to her official YouTube page. In the short clip, Barr looks disordered and distressed as she smokes a cigarette while arguing with a male producer about the editing of a previous video — one that was apparently cut together from multiple shoots and showed Roseanne wearing ...

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IDAHO: Catholic Diocese Has 10-Person Exorcism Crew Cleanse Home Of Priest Arrested For Child Porn

The Idaho Statesman reports: The house where a retired Boise priest lived for 15 years — until he was accused in February of sharing child pornography online and of drug possession — has been cleaned out, freshened up and blessed by an exorcist, according to the priest preparing the property for sale. “We bless houses all the time,” said Father ...

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Ann Coulter: It’s Time To Disband The FBI [VIDEO]

“It’s time to disband the FBI. This is not J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI, which was so good that liberals are still hysterical over it. You not only had to be a lawyer back then in order to be an FBI agent — as I think I’ve told you on your program before. It wasn’t strictly policy but J. Edgar Hoover ...

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GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz Regrets Appearing On InfoWars

The Rising reports: Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) on Wednesday said he regrets his appearance on a radio show hosted by Infowars founder Alex Jones. “I would not go back on Alex Jones’ show,” Gaetz told Hill.TV co-hosts Buck Sexton and Krystal Ball on “Rising.” “Upon further reflection, I think the things that Alex Jones has said and done are so ...

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Christian TV Host: Rachel Maddow Called For A Coup In Which Trump Will Be Decapitated On The WH Lawn

“America, you’ve been homosexualized. You’ve been Jewdy-ized. I’m just telling it how it is. She was spewing out, last night, calls for revolution. She was telling the left, ‘Take a deep breath, we’re at the moment, it’s coming, we’re almost there, we’re going to remove him from the White House.’ We’re about 72 hours — possibly 72 hours — from ...

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