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MORE OF A SHELBYVILLE IDEA: Trump Sells “Limited Edition” Souvenir Thank You Tour Plastic Cups

Via Mediaite: President Elect Donald Trump likes to put his name on things. He will license it out to buildings that he doesn’t own, board game manufacturers, and steak distributors for some reason, plus he has his own range of in-house merchandise stemming from his campaign. As part of his “Thank You Tour,” that last one has been updated, and ...

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Tom DeLay: God Chose Donald Trump So Christians Can Have A Clean Slate To Reshape America [VIDEO]

Former GOP House Majority Leader and reality show contestant Tom DeLay was interviewed by loony tunes fake news outlet World Net Daily and had some typically reasonable things to say. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Now that Trump is elected, I’m very excited about it because I see now what God is doing,” DeLay said. “First of all, ...

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World Net Daily: Joe Arpaio Will Present Congress With Proof That Obama’s Birth Certificate Is Totally Fake

Via World Net Daily: Evidence that the document presented to the American public by Barack Obama as his Hawaiian birth certificate is fake soon will be heading to members of Congress, and the difficult discussions over what crimes may have been committed and what should be done could begin soon. The atmosphere in Washington will be different under Trump, who ...

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Kellyanne Conway: Obama Only Complains About Russian Hacking Because Hillary Is Making Him [VIDEO]

CBS News reports: Kellyanne Conway, a top adviser to Donald Trump, questioned Sunday President Obama’s motives for choosing to respond against Russia over cyber attacks into Democratic party systems. Asked on CBS’ “Face the Nation” whether the president-elect approved of Mr. Obama’s call to take action against Russia because of the Kremlin-directed hacked, Conway said Mr. Trump “respects” the decision. ...

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Ann Coulter: It Wasn’t The Russians

From the right wing Daily Caller: Ann Coulter tweeted early this morning that former Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was the source of the Democratic National Committee leaks and threw her followers into a frenzy in the process. Coulter claimed that two sources informed her of Sanders’ participation, adding that “it was communists who leaked, not former communists.” Most of ...

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PHILIPPINES: Self-Proclaimed Murderer President Threatens To Boot Out US Military Over Aid Package

The Associated Press reports: President Rodrigo Duterte on Saturday threatened to terminate a pact that allows U.S. troops to visit the Philippines, saying “bye-bye America” as he reacted with rage to what he thought was a U.S. decision to scrap a major aid package over human rights concerns. A U.S. government aid agency, the Millennium Challenge Corporation, said this week ...

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Fake News Outlet World Net Daily: Joe Arpaio Has Found Obama’s Birth Certificate To Be So Damn Fake

Too late, suckers. Via World Net Daily: A years-long forensics investigation into the computer image of the long-form Hawaiian birth certificate image that Barack Obama released during a White House news conference during his first term and presented to the American people as an official government document concluded it is “fake.” The probe also confirms that those who were subjected ...

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Michelle Malkin Tells Sean Hannity: Any Elector Who Dumps Trump Is A Traitor And Saboteur [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Michelle Malkin had some strong words on Fox News tonight for any electors going against Donald Trump. She told Sean Hannity that clearly a lot of liberals are “still suffering from post-election trauma,” saying she has more pity than anger for them at this point. But as for any electors planning on going against Trump, Malkin had this ...

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Eugene Delgaudio Petition: Demand That Donald Trump Repeals Obama’s Mandatory Homosexual Indoctrination

It was a dark and stormy night in Eugene Delgaudio’s warehouse full of long-haired men. He writes: With the stroke of a pen, Obama unilaterally issued dozens of Executive Orders to reward the Homosexual Lobby for their loyal support in his elections. Acting as a one-man Congress, Obama’s decrees are taken directly from the Homosexual Lobby’s radical Agenda. Every federal ...

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RNC’s Sean Spicer Blows Fuse When CNN Host Points Out Trump Did NOT “Win Overwhelmingly” [VIDEO]

Via Raw Story: Sean Spicer, the RNC strategist who’s advising the transition team, said Trump has been “unbelievably transparent” about his business dealings and the roles of his children in his administration — but he suggested that shouldn’t even matter. “The American people have understood exactly what they’re getting, and they voted overwhelmingly for him,” Spicer said Thursday. “He has ...

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Sean Hannity To Produce Anti-Atheism Movie

From the Hollywood Reporter: Fox News’ Sean Hannity has delved into filmmaking by partnering with Kevin Sorbo on a movie in which the former star of TV’s Hercules: The Legendary Journeys will play a world-renowned atheist whose beliefs are dramatically challenged. For Sorbo, this is the second time he is playing a character in a story with atheism as the ...

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Alex Jones: Kanye West Only Met With Donald Trump To Escape The Evil Clutches Of The Illuminati [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Alex Jones knows the real reason why Kanye West stopped by Trump Tower for a meeting with the president-elect: to get out of the clutches of the Illuminati. According to Jones, West “knows about the Illuminati” and “went to some of the spirit cooking events that were public” and, as a result, wants to distance himself ...

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ARIZONA: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Follows Through On Threat To Relaunch Obama Birth Certificate Investigation

The Hill reports: Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who lost his reelection bid in November, has resurfaced his investigation into President Obama’s citizenship. Arpaio, who was a vocal supporter of Donald Trump during his presidential campaign and often appeared with him on the trail, lost a bid for his seventh term last month. Arpaio said he and a chief investigator ...

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Kanye West Postpones Presidential Run Until 2024 After Meeting With Trump About “Multicultural Issues”

Fox News reports: Kanye West took to Twitter to share details of his meeting with President-elect Donald Trump. The rapper set off a media frenzy when he arrived at Trump Tower Tuesday morning after recently spending nine days in the hospital after a reported mental breakdown. “I wanted to meet with Trump today to discuss multicultural issues,” West shared on ...

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Linda Harvey: Satanic Atheists Want To Abort Jesus

Linda Harvey writes at World Net Daily: The haters of all-things-Christmas, some of whom claim to be “freedom” lovers, are busy again this December trying to legally abort the baby in the manger. If they could pull this off, it would be the ultimate late-term abortion, since that baby was born 2,000 years ago and lives eternally as the King ...

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Newt Gingrich: “Trumpism” Requires Calling Anti-Trump Journalists The “Propaganda Media” [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Today at the Heritage Foundation, Newt Gingrich delivered a speech on “Trumpism” in which he lavished praise on President-elect Donald Trump and promoted his new ebook on Trump’s campaign while skewering the pontificating elites of the establishment, of which the former speaker of the House is certainly not a member. “Donald Trump is the grizzly bear ...

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Giuliani: I Turned Down Two Cabinet-Level Offers (Because I Didn’t Get The Secretary Of State Gig)

Politico reports: Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who had lobbied publicly to be Donald Trump’s secretary of state, said Tuesday that the president-elect offered him two “Cabinet-level positions” in government that he turned down because he “didn’t want to do it.” He declined to name the positions but acknowledged to CNN’s Chris Cuomo that those two “very high” ...

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Anti-Gay Site Founded By Alleged Ex-Gay Man Attacks “Morally Failing” Malta For Banning Ex-Gay Torture

Earlier this year Michael Voris, the virulently anti-gay and comically bewigged Catholic activist behind the website Church Militant, confessed that he had once led a “sexually sinful life of live-in relationships with homosexual men.” Today Voris’ site denounces Malta, which last week banned ex-gay torture. From their article: Although Malta has a 90-plus percent Catholic population and is a Catholic ...

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Screaming Match With Pro-Russia GOP House Rep Forces MSNBC To Cut Off His Microphone [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Republican California congressman Dana Rohrabacher, best known for his stridently pro-Russian foreign policy and derided by critics as “Putin’s favorite congressman,” went on MSNBC’s Morning Joe to explosive results Tuesday. The interview immediately turned contentious when host Joe Scarborough started by asking Rohrabacher why the United States was doing nothing while Russia and Syria slaughtered the Syrian people. ...

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SECRETARY OF REALITY SHOWS: Kanye West Brings Large Entourage To Meet With Donald Trump [VIDEO]

Bustle reports: Well, this is… weird. On Tuesday morning, Kanye West showed up at Trump Tower to meet with the president-elect. The rapper and fashion designer brought his sizable entourage, although wife Kim Kardashian did not join him. In mid-November, shortly before spending a week in a California hospital to treat what TMZ reported to be exhaustion and psychiatric issues, ...

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