Crackpots

James O’Keefe Tells Nutjob Alex Jones: There Will Be A Literal Revolution If The Election Is Stolen [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: O’Keefe showed up today on Alex Jones’ InfoWars, along with Trump ally Roger Stone. Speaking about the possibility of a rigged election that could cost Trump a victory next month, O’Keefe told Jones that a stolen election would mean a revolution would occur. “If you have 50 to 100 million people in this country who have no one ...

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Pat Robertson: Unreal Enthusiasm For Trump Proves That The Polls Are Rigged Against Him [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Last weekend, televangelist Pat Robertson hosted a rally for GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump at his Regent University, where he emphatically placed his bets on Trump winning the election. On his “The 700 Club” program today, Robertson explained that the polls showing Trump trailing Hillary Clinton have been “skewed.” “These polls have been ...

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Gary Johnson Melts Down With Reporter: If I’m Doing So Poorly, Why Are You Even Interviewing Me? [VIDEO]

The Guardian reports: In his interview with the Guardian, Johnson complained that interviewers were now treating him like “a dummy” and bristled when he was pressed on his decline in the polls. “Why are you even interviewing me? I don’t get it. If I’m doing so poorly, is this to preside over a funeral here? It’s not a funeral! It’s ...

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Lou Dobbs: Evan McMullin’s In The Mormon Mafia

RedState’s Caleb Howe goes off: Look deeper? Lou. Buddy. That is not deep. As per our expectation from you. And the MAGA, Trump Train, hashtag word vomit didn’t help either. Unless by help you mean “made this look even more paranoid and hysterical.” People who live off ratings are sure sinking as far to the bottom as they can as ...

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Alt-Right Radio Host Predicts White Baby Boom Because White Women Are Having Sex Dreams About Trump

Crooks & Liars reports: Matt Forney, a self-described alt-right radio host, suggested this week that there would be a “white baby boom” after the November election because “women are having sex dreams” about Donald Trump. In a tweet on Monday, Matt Forney mocked Cosmopolitan writer Laura Beck, who said that allegations about Trump groping women were impacting her sex life. ...

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Paula Jones: Megyn Kelly Is A “Nasty Heifer”

The Hill reports: Two of the women accusing former President Bill Clinton of sexual misconduct ripped into Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly after an explosive interview in which Kelly faced off with Newt Gingrich. Gingrich, a former House Speaker and Donald Trump surrogate, accused Kelly of being “fascinated with sex” after she asked about the women who have accused the ...

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David Barton: Voter Turnout Was 100% For America’s First 200 Years As God Commanded [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Last weekend, Religious Right activist and pseudo-historian David Barton spoke at Harvest New Beginnings church in Illinois, where he absurdly claimed that for the first 200 years of the United States’ existence, the country regularly had 100 percent voter turnout. Barton was making his standard case that Christians have a responsibility to vote ...

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Dilbert’s Scott Adams: If There Are No Terror Attacks Before Election Day, That Proves ISIS Loves Hillary

The Huffington Post reports: Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams’ vocal support for Donald Trump is getting even more bizarre. First, he pledged to join a resistance movement and help kill the GOP presidential nominee if he were elected president and behaved like Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler. Now, he’s shared yet another strange election-related remark: Adams seems to think that the absence ...

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Bill Donohue: Biased Press Won’t Admit That Jack Chick Hated Catholics More Than He Hated Homosexuals

Via press release from Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue: Jack Chick, the anti-Catholic cartoonist and publisher, died on October 23 at the age of 92. Chick’s goal was to convince Protestants that Roman Catholicism was a false religion. He published scores of books and magazines, and released many videos, but he was most famous for his small tracts and comic ...

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Michele Bachmann: All Christians Must Rally Behind Donald Trump In Order To Glorify A Holy God [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On recent episodes of his “Life Today” program, televangelist James Robison has been airing portions of a gathering that he hosted featuring dozens of Religious Right pastors and activists urging conservative Christians to vote in the upcoming election. Robison has addressed Donald Trump campaign events in the past and has vocally supported the ...

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BRITAIN: UKIP Candidate Apologizes For Claiming That A “Homosexual Donkey” Raped His Horse [VIDEO]

UKIP led the Brexit campaign and is widely characterized as Britain’s version of the Tea Party. The Telegraph reports: A UKIP leadership candidate has apologised for claiming that a “homosexual donkey” tried to rape his horse in response to a question about whether some gay men prefer sex with animals. John Rees-Evans said the remark, which he made in 2014, ...

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Right Wing Pundit Wayne Root: Trump Is Far Too Handsome To Ever Need To Grope Women [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “If you’re a Christian, you just can’t spend your life worrying about the words of Donald Trump from 11 years ago,” Root said, “or what women he groped 30 years ago. I don’t believe any of it anyway. I believe Donald Trump is one of the handsomest billionaires that’s ever lived; ...

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Chick Tract Publisher Jack Chick Dies At 92

Nutjob evangelist Jack Chick, creator of the vicious (and often laughable) Chick Tracts, has died at the age of 92 according to his company’s Facebook page. From his Wikipedia entry: Many of Chick’s views were controversial, as he accused Roman Catholics, Freemasons, Muslims, Jews, and many other groups of murder and conspiracies, while Chick maintained his views were simply politically ...

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Roger Stone: If I’m Found Dead, Hillary Did It

“I have been under constant surveillance. Two of my dogs have been poisoned, and someone regularly rummages through my trash where they will find nothing, since I wasn’t born yesterday. We all know that politics is a blood sport, and I am no stranger to fights or controversy. I’ve been called every name in the book, but calling me a ...

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Trump Surrogate Harlan Hill: Hillary Mentions Russia’s Hacking So She Can Contest The Election [VIDEO]

In one of the looniest exchanges we’ve seen (today, at least) Bernie Sanders backer turned Trump surrogate Harlan Hill battled former Jeb Bush spox Tim Miller at great length before declaring that Hillary Clinton is “planting the seeds” for contesting the election by mentioning Russia’s hacking. Or something. The dumbfounded CNN host responded, “This is the first time we’re hearing ...

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Here’s Sarah Palin’s Loony Post-Debate Word Salad

“Seems silly media sheep are all chomping down on one issue after this debate, at least according to all the reporters who hollered out this same question to me: ‘What about Trump not accepting the election results?’ More power to Trump for explaining how vitally important the legitimacy of every election is to our democracy within our Republic. “What reasonable ...

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Campaign CEO Steve Bannon: Right Now Donald Trump “Really, Really” Believes He’s Going To Win This Thing

CNN Money reports: Trump campaign CEO Steve Bannon says Donald Trump is “the master of the head fake.” According to Bannon, the news that President Obama’s Trump-supporting half-brother Malik Obama is attending Wednesday’s debate is “just an appetizer.” Trump will be bringing guests who “expose Bill and Hillary’s sordid past,” Bannon told CNN as he arrived in Las Vegas for ...

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Meet Twitter’s Top Trump Fan: The Anti-Nate Silver

Buzzfeed has published a look at Bill Mitchell, Twitter’s widely-followed and insanely prolific Trump fan who has never met a conspiracy claim that he didn’t love. The article is both long and enormously entertaining, so it’s hard to select an excerpt. Here’s one: Glancing at his Twitter bio page, you’d think Bill Mitchell has been around the conservative talk pundit ...

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Conway: We Invited Obama’s Kenyan Half-Brother To The Debate Because We Support Inclusiveness [VIDEO]

And definitely NOT to promote birtherism. Via Politico: Donald Trump’s campaign manager Kellyanne Conway said the Manhattan billionaire invited President Barack Obama’s half-brother, a Trump supporter, to the third presidential debate because the Trump campaign is “very inclusive.” “He wanted to come and we’re happy to give him a ticket,” Conway said of Malik Obama on MSNBC Wednesday hours before ...

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Curt Schilling: I’m Running To Unseat Elizabeth Warren

CBS Sports reports: Curt Schilling, who pitched for parts of 20 seasons in the major leagues and won 216 career games, has announced his intention to run for U.S. Senate against Democrat Elizabeth Warren in Massachusetts. Schilling, 49, self-identifies as a conservative, and has established himself as a controversial political gadfly since retiring from baseball in 2007. Schilling previously said ...

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