Crackpots

Pharma Douche Begs Court For Only 18 Month Sentence

Reuters reports: Martin Shkreli, the former drug company executive convicted of defrauding investors in two hedge funds he ran, has asked a federal judge to sentence him to 12 months to 18 months in prison, much less than suggested federal guidelines. Shkreli, 34, has been in jail since September, when U.S. District Judge Kiyo Matsumoto revoked his bail after he ...

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EVAPORATING TUMORS: Trump Spiritual Advisor Paula White To Do Mass Faith Healing Of Cancer Patients

The Christian Post reports: President Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser and televangelist Paula White is set to join gospel singer Vicki Yohe and controversial Pastor David E. Taylor of Joshua Media Ministries International at a cancer-busting miracle crusade this summer that organizers promise will be “huge.” “We’re expecting thousands. It’s gonna be huge,” JMMI Minister Anthony Moreaux told The Christian Post ...

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GOP Rep. Devin Nunes: The Media Is Dead [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: A day after the Democratic rebuttal memo was released that claims to rebuke the findings of the Nunes memo, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) appeared on Fox & Friends to slam the Democrats’ document while insisting that the Steele dossier was the main impetus of the Russia probe. He also used the Fox News interview to smear the media. ...

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Frothy Mix Blames Mass Shootings On Single Moms

“Gun control is a debate we need to have. Another debate we need to have is something that’s also common in these shootings…the fact that these kids come from broken homes without dads. And that is not something that we’re talking about and that is a commonality. We want to talk about things we can work together on, how about ...

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NRA Awards Rifle To FCC Chairman Ajit Pai At CPAC For His “Courage Under Fire” In Ending Net Neutrality

The Hill reports: Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Chairman Ajit Pai received the National Rifle Association’s (NRA) “Charlton Heston Courage Under Fire Award” at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Friday. The NRA-sponsored award was given to Pai in recognition of months of heavy criticism over his successful push to repeal the agency’s net neutrality rules. Pai led the push to ...

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Christian Prophetess Who Battles Hurricanes Says God Has Told Her Result Of Next Five Presidential Elections

Remember last year when Christian prophetess Kat Kerr hilariously faced down Hurricane Irma with her scepter? She’s back! Kyly Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “Even before Trump ran,” Kerr said, “God had been telling me that, ‘I’m going to make America greater than ever, it’s about to step into its destiny, but I can’t start this until ...

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Laura Ingraham At CPAC: Liberals Are Like Herpes

Speaking at this morning’s opening CPAC session, state television propagandist Laura Ingraham ranted familiarly about the deep state, the leftist media, and the FBI, before launching into a twenty-minute ridiculing of progressives for failing to see that Donald Trump, the savior of America, was supernaturally destined for the White House. “They’re not mad because they’re winning on the left. They’re ...

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GOP House Rep: Many Mass Murderers Are Democrats

The Associated Press reports: A Republican congresswoman from upstate New York said Wednesday that “many” people who commit mass murder turn out to be Democrats. Rep. Claudia Tenney made the remarks on Talk 1300 Radio during a discussion about calls for stricter gun control since last week’s deadly Florida high school shooting. “Yeah, well, obviously there is a lot of ...

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Theocratic Constitution Party Makes Their CPAC Debut: Sexual Deviants Deserve No Legal Favor Or Protections

Peter Montgomery provides their mission statement: The Constitution Party gratefully acknowledges the blessing of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ as Creator, Preserver and Ruler of the Universe and of these United States. We hereby appeal to Him for mercy, aid, comfort, guidance and the protection of His Providence as we work to restore and preserve these United States. This ...

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Cruz Tells CPAC: Dems Are The Party Of Lisa Simpson

The Hill reports: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) compared the Democrats to know-it-all cartoon character Lisa Simpson in a Thursday appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference. “The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge,” Cruz said, referring to the other Simpson family member on long-running cartoon show “The ...

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Right Wing Activist Star Parker: Parkland Students Should Have Been Nicer To The Gunman [VIDEO]

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Conservative activist Star Parker blamed the survivors of the recent mass shooting at a Florida high school for helping to bring about the massacre by not making friends with the future gunman, saying in a television interview yesterday that students protesting in favor of strengthened gun laws are acting like part of “a ...

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Hannity Calls CNN “The Sh-Hole Network” [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Sean Hannity delivered his Fox News primetime show from CPAC this year, and dismissed rival network CNN in derogatory terms before a crowd of a MAGA-hat clad fans. Hannity’s opening monologue at CPAC was a sort of greatest hits of his usual sermons, featuring him calling out “the conspiracy media,” “exposing the deep state” and taking jabs at ...

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Pirro Strikes Plea Deal To Save Driving Privileges

Mediaite reports: Jeanine Pirro, the former Westchester District Attorney turned host of Fox News’ Justice with Judge Jeanine, pleaded guilty to a speeding ticket she got driving an insane 119 mph in a 65 mph zone. Pirro pleaded guilty at the Tioga County district attorney’s office to driving 95 mph, and was fined $300 plus fees. She will also have ...

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Homocon Milo Drops Suit Against Simon & Shuster

USA Today reports: Milo Yiannopoulos is dropping his $10 million lawsuit against his former publisher. In papers filed Tuesday in New York State Supreme Court, Yiannopoulos and Simon & Schuster asked that the case be dismissed “without costs or fees to either party.” Last fall, a judge allowed the case to proceed after Simon & Schuster had asked that it ...

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Evangelical Leader Prays God Exposes The Satanic Deep State Messing With Trump, The Almighty Hand Of God

“We have been praying, God, that you will expose those things that are being done in secret, to be brought out to light. God, we are seeing you expose the shenanigans of Satan that are trying to hold this country down, that are trying to get in the way of us moving forward as a country, as an administration, under ...

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SOUTH CAROLINA: Republicans File Bill Seeking To Classify Same-Sex Marriage As “Parody Marriage”

South Carolina’s WHNS-TV reports: Upstate lawmakers are working to pass a new bill that will probably get people talking. According to the SC Statehouse website, the bill, entitled the “Marriage and Constitution Restoration Act,” was introduced in the House, read for the first time and referred to Committee on Judiciary on February 15, 2018. “‘Parody marriage’ means any form of ...

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Limbaugh Calls For Concealed Carry In Schools [VIDEO]

“The solution is we need concealed carry in these schools. If we are really serious about protecting the kids, we need a mechanism to be defensive when this kind of thing – if we’re not going to take action, we better have mechanisms in these schools to stop it when it breaks out. If we don’t do that, then all ...

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Hannity Blames Obama For Russian Meddling [VIDEO]

Oh so predictable: “Where the hell was the Obama administration?” Hannity asked. “What did they do then to stop this?” Hannity pointed to a report from NBC News about how they “didn’t do more” to stop Russia because they thought Hillary Clinton was going to win the 2016 election. “So in other words, it sounds like the Obama administration––they were ...

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Todd Starnes Blames Mass Shootings On Satan And Abortion And The “Redefinition Of Traditional Family”

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: Another American high school has been turned into a killing field. And the nation wonders why. What has happened to our country? Well, I’m going to answer that question for you. And the answer may leave you a bit unsettled because the answer is politically incorrect. You see – I believe there is a ...

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GOP US House Candidate To Give Away AR-15

The Kansas City Star reports: A Leavenworth Republican looking to replace U.S. Rep. Lynn Jenkins in Kansas’ second congressional district is giving away an AR-15 rifle for his campaign — and he has no plans to stop it despite social media pushback in light of Wednesday’s Florida mass school shooting. Tyler Tannahill, a Marine veteran, on Tuesday posted on his ...

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