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Sean Hannity: There’s Sperm On Obama’s Portrait

The Week reports: Fox News host Sean Hannity has claimed with no evidence whatsoever that former President Barack Obama was not born in the U.S., that he is in cahoots with the entire “liberal media,” and that under his watch, a Democratic National Committee staffer was killed because he supposedly gave emails to WikiLeaks. Never one to miss something that ...

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“Death To Gays” Pastor Blames USA Gymnastics Sexual Assault Scandal On “Immodest” Uniforms [AUDIO]

According to notorious Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson, former USA Gymnastics Dr. Larry Nassar assaulted all those girls because the sport requires them to dress “immodestly.” Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “There is an infatuation with the body and, of course, the sexual aspects of the body as well. Some sports encourage immodesty, revealing large ...

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American Family Association: Christians Must Go To “Spiritual War” Against The Witches Cursing Trump

Bryan Fischer writes for the American Family Association: It’s time to go to war – spiritual war, that is – for the president of the United States. He is now the direct object of curses being woven against him by covens all across the country, who began their crusade last Friday night at midnight by joining together to curse President ...

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Loony Louie Gohmert: I Can’t Risk Holding Public Townhalls Because Gabby Giffords Got Shot At One

“Unfortunately, at this time there are groups from the more violent strains of the leftist ideology, some even being paid, who are preying on public town halls to wreak havoc and threaten public safety. Threats are nothing new to me and I have gotten my share as a felony judge. However, the House Sergeant at Arms advised us after former ...

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Trump: The Leaks Are Real, The News Is Fake [VIDEO]

The Week reports: President Trump declared during his Thursday press conference: “The leaks are real. The news is fake.” Trump was insisting that the leaks that informed the media’s reports on Trump’s campaign aides’ alleged contact with senior Russian intelligence officials were “real,” but the resulting reports on those very “real” leaks were “fake.” A reporter later asked Trump to ...

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Alex Jones: Television Signals Are Being Used To Implant Intergalactic Demon Viruses In Americans

“I don’t care if the media makes fun of me, I don’t care what they say, whatever. I’m telling you folks, I look out at the crowds I see the people they are possessed by something. I don’t know what it is — most of the planet believes in demons and possession for a reason, in fact every culture does. ...

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Pastor Carl Gallups: Illegal Immigration Is God’s Punishment For America Allowing LGBT Rights [AUDIO]

“Look, we have violated the borders of our children’s minds, for 100 years we have told them that they come from monkeys and that there is no God. We have violated the borders of their souls and their spirits. We have violated the borders of the womb in America and have destroyed 60 million children. We have violated the borders ...

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Felon Grifter Jim Bakker: I Helped Trump Get Elected By Binding Demons Into Hell With My Prayers [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Today, televangelist Jim Bakker described his experience attending President Trump’s inauguration, recounting how he cried when he first set eyes on Trump. “I cried,” he said. “I just stood there and cried.” Bakker said God was telling him that all of his work promoting Trump’s candidacy helped make his presidency possible, noting that ...

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Thanks To Trump, God’s Grace Is “Oozing Out Of Heaven” And I’m Rolling In It [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday on “Trunews,” End Times radio host Rick Wiles declared that the first days of Donald Trump’s presidency have been so successful that they are undoubtedly a sign that God’s blessing is “oozing” onto America. “Friends, listen to me,” he said. “God’s favor is on us. Please, please, please comprehend what is happening. ...

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LYING LIARS WHO WON’T STOP LYING: Sean Spicer Doubles Down On Trump’s Voter Fraud Claims [VIDEO]

The Hill reports: President Trump stands by his belief that millions of people voted illegally in the 2016 presidential election, White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Tuesday. The spokesman doubled down on the false claim after the president raised it Monday night during a reception with congressional leaders. “The president does believe that. He has stated that before,” Spicer ...

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Sarah Palin: Journalists “Spit On The Graves Of Our Veterans” When They Dare To Criticize Donald Trump

“When PE-Trump takes on corrupt lying lapdog media it is vindication and validation for those without a microphone who’ve been shot by reporters engaged in politics of personal destruction. These ‘journalists’ – bad characters that they are – hurt our nation tremendously; they disrespect those who fought and died to protect America’s freedom of the press; they spit upon the ...

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American Family Association: If You Aren’t Devoted To Jesus Christ, You’re A “Traitor” To The United States

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his program yesterday, American Family Radio’s Bryan Fischer declared that any American who is “working to oppose Christianity and oppose the public acknowledgement of the Ten Commandments” is a “traitor.” Fischer framed his assertion by citing this quote from George Washington’s Farewell Address: Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to ...

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Creationist Ken Ham: The Only Cause Of Death Is Sin

Creationist nutjob Ken Ham, founder of the Creation Museum and the Ark Encounter, took to Twitter this morning to dispute a Fox News report on “rising death rates in the USA.” According to Ham, the death rate has been unchanged for all 6000 years of the Earth’s existence and every single person who ever lived was murdered by God for ...

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Jim Bakker Guest: Liberal Groups Are Using Witchcraft To Cloud The Minds Of Conservatives [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “The web literally is coming down on America. And what’s sad is, how many Christians feel this fog on their head at times? Do you feel that? It’s almost like everything’s going wrong. We don’t realize it’s a remnant operating strategically through organizations that are intent on shifting the American culture ...

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Trump Fan Alex Jones: Demonic Hillary Smells Like Rotting Meat, Exactly As Foretold In The Bible [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday, Alex Jones repeated his claim that Hillary Clinton is literally demonic, this time while speaking with longtime anti-Clinton crusader Larry Nichols. Nichols said Clinton had attended “a witches’ church” in Los Angeles “every four to six weeks” while she lived in Arkansas and “is pure, deep, evil, mean, meaner than anything you’d ...

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Pastor Rick Wiles’ Debate Prayer: Please White Jesus, Cloud Hillary’s Mind And Make Her Fall Down [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday on “Trunews,” Rick Wiles said that he has been praying for Donald Trump before each debate to ask God to protect him and guard him against demonic attacks from witches. Before the third debate, Wiles decided that he will also be “praying that confusion would cloud Hillary Clinton’s mind and that fear ...

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Jim Bakker: Obama Caused Hurricane Matthew With His Remarks At The Funeral For Shimon Peres [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Today, televangelist Jim Bakker said that God used Hurricane Matthew to punish President Obama’s stance on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. He alleged that the “hurricane has something to do with what Obama did” when the White House updated its press release on the president’s remarks at the funeral of former Israeli President Shimon Peres ...

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Green Party: Hillary Wants World War III

Today the Green Party literally declared that you must vote for Jill Stein because Hillary Clinton wants everybody in the world to die in a nuclear holocaust. That IS, after all, how most people expect WWIII to go. Moments after this insanity was posted, it was retweeted by Jill Stein herself or whoever is running her Twitter account. (Of course, ...

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Right Wing Radio Pastor: Donald Trump’s Sexual Assault Accusers Are “Literally Satan’s Daughters” [VIDEO]

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Jesse Lee Peterson, a conservative pastor and women’s suffrage opponent who is a big fan of Donald Trump, responded to the recent spate of sexual assault allegations against the GOP presidential nominee by claiming that “generation after generation of young girls have been taught” to falsely accuse men of assault and comparing women ...

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Michele Bachmann: If Hillary Wins There Will Be More Sexual Assaults On Christian Women [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Trump may have made “crude” remarks, but that pales in comparison to what Bill Clinton has done, Bachmann argued, which was to “criminally assault women” and for which he has “never paid the price.” The best thing that Christian men and women can do, Bachmann said, is to ensure that Hillary Clinton never ...

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