“Leave it to Sean to be part of a scandal and have the least salacious part. His stuff is so common sense. I love this — I loved it so much that I went on Twitter. Everybody was convulsing with joy over this news. They thought, ‘We have another scalp. It’s going to be amazing.’ These little blue check comrades together hoping this is going to be the best day ever. All of that energy spent on hoping that somebody you don’t like is destroyed shows how petty you are.” – Fox News host Greg Gutfeld, after which irony hurled itself out of a 40th floor window into midtown traffic.