FLORIDA: FBI Raids Home Of White Supremacist Leader Who Claimed To Have Trained Parkland Mass Shooter

The Tallahassee Democrat reports:

Jordan Jereb was led away in handcuffs from his mother’s Tallahassee home Wednesday after the FBI searched for evidence in connection with misinformation he gave regarding the shooter in last month’s Parkland school massacre. Jereb was arrested on charges of violation of probation by the Florida Department of Corrections Probation office. He was on probation for a 2016 charged of extortion by threats which he pleaded no contest to in December of that year.

After Nikolas Cruz opened fire inside Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School on Feb. 14, killing 17 people, Jereb said that Cruz had done paramilitary training with the white nationalist group Jereb leads. Jereb later walked back on the claims he made to the Anti-Defamation League and others, but not before the story was picked up by the Associated Press and then in news publications and outlets around the world.

  • Boreal
    • Mr. James Parson

      There are good people on both sides.

      • Todd20036

        Trump is one of the few people who IS wealthy, but still a Nazi.

        I suspect it’s because despite his wealth, deep down, he knows he never lived up to his father, people he secretly admires would look down upon him, and many people who are nowhere near his wealth are happier than he could ever hope to be

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      “I’m a good CLEAN person! I always wear a white hood!”

  • Paula

    From his mother’s home. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, What a fucking pig

    • ClevelandJim

      Looks like he cams from her garage, rather than her basement, but it is florida, so I guess that makes sense, lol

  • Lazycrockett

    Damn shame that the shooter being a nazi was pretty much overlooked by the MSM.

  • Jerry Hinnant

    LOL These losers always live with their mother!

    • another_steve

      Well, there’s no one quite as understanding as a good mother.

      • Dramphooey
      • TominDC

        “A boy’s best friend is his mother.” — N. Bates

        • another_steve

          When I came out to my mother at age 19, she did the typical backwards-drop-to-the-couch-and-get-me-a-glass-of-water Jewish mother thing.

          Three minutes later, she asked me, “So this…boyfriend…of yours. What line of business is his parents in?”

          • Robincho

            Were you ever raped by a doctor? Imagine what a bittersweet experience that woulda been for your mother…

          • wds

            And that has to do with the conversation at hand – how? SMH

          • juanjo54

            LOL. My mom’s first question was “Is he Jewish” followed quickly by “what does he do for a living”?

          • JCF

            a_s, have you ever seen “Kissing Jessica Stein”? Jessica has just come out to her family, and her family is meeting her gf (at her brother’s Big Fat Jewish wedding). Her grandmother, after meeting said gf: “But she’s so flat-chested!” ROFL

            Seriously, it’s the ultimate in Jewish Coming Out movies—I think you’ll like it. [Even though I, as a dyke…well, you’ll have to see it for yourself.]

            http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264761/?ref_=nv_sr_2

            [It stars Jon Hamm’s longtime girlfriend. So you can fantasize about Hamm (and the “Hammaconda”!) as you watch. ;-X]

          • another_steve

            Am aware of it but have not seen it. Thanks for the recommendation.

            I see it won GLAAD’s “Outstanding Film – Limited Release Award” for 2003.

        • Robincho

          “A girl’s best friend is her mutter.” — Dorothy Parker, of course…

      • Bob Conti

        Actually, she tipped off the cops to come and get him. It was the only way to get him out of the house.

    • 🐾vorpal🐾

      Such fine specimens, aren’t they?

      • Nic Peterson

        Generations of unchecked inbreeding will do that.

      • David Walker

        He certainly makes me feel inferior…and I’m white. /s

    • Wynter Marie Starr

      You took the words right out of my mouth. They have no skills except for hate, but their mommies still love them. Good thing for them as being out on the streets might teach them some empathy and responsibility. Something they don’t believe in.

      • JW Swift

        Naw, the worse their lives turn out, the more it’s all the fault of the “others”.

    • crewman

      I’ll bet he loves 4chan.

    • Darrel Cj

      In a beautiful home too. Think of all the advantages that he must have had living in a home and a family like that.

      • Sporkfighter

        He thinks he earned it all himself.

      • njguy54

        Wonder what his mother does for a living…

    • Randy503

      And think that lying makes them a “good person.”

    • Bob Conti

      Hunh, I guess the garage is the new basement.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      And always look like * that *

    • Blobby

      well you can’t get a lease and pay rent when you’re gaming all day. oh and trying to start violent events. Those things don’t come with a paycheck. you have to rely on mommy.

    • Don Blair

      They all look the same.

    • RoFaWh

      Which should always raise the question, where’s Daddy?

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    “I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m a good person.”

    “I just have creepy eyes, a fucked up beard, think anyone with skin darker than mine is evil and deserves to die, thinks Jews are scum, am into the Second Amendment to prove my sex drive and vitality, and thinks that anyone brown, not hetero, or Christian doesn’t deserve to live– but hey! I’m white! So, no ammo, know what I mean?”

    Edit to note: With recordings from his mother’s garage. Look at that top photo. Dude’s hanging out in his mom’s suburban ranch home *garage*. Loser.

    • Mr. James Parson

      Maybe he is getting ready to fight the United Nations

    • Dagoril

      Well think of it from the mom’s perspective. Would *you* want that guy messing up your carpets and furniture inside the house? 😉

  • Boreal

    White supremacists never look supreme.

    • Earlier today I read a white supremacist site that blames, wait for it… Jewish cats, for why women won’t sleep with them. No, really. Apparently women who snuggle with Jewish cats are less inclined to breed with superior specimens like this guy. Yeah, it makes sense, in wacko land.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        do they circumcise jewish male cats? how does one know if the cat is jewish? If its circumcised it may be muslim or even a white boy cat from iowa.
        inquiring minds

        • It seems that all cats are Jewish. Which is news to mine, all of whom regularly read the atheist blog.

        • ClevelandJim

          Well now I feel really bad for being insensitive to my cats’ possible religious leanings, of which I was heretofore ignorant!

      • Jerry Kott

        Beam me up Scotty!

      • Cuberly Deux

        Not to depress anybody, but the website We Hunted the Mammoth is an MRA monitoring site that finds some of the most bizarre things the 4Chan and Reddit MRA groups post online. Some of which are doozys….like this.

        “MGTOWs agree: Gay men are lucky because “vaginas are objectively gross”

        http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2018/03/17/mgtows-agree-gay-men-are-lucky-because-vaginas-are-objectively-gross/

    • TuuxKabin

      Supremely haggard.

      • Todd20036

        That’s because very few white supremacists are financially, physically, or spiritually successful. They’re unhappy, unhealthy, lower middle income at best, and never blame themselves for it

  • rcdcr

    Jordan Jereb was led away in handcuffs from his mother’s Tallahassee home…

    Well, where the hell else.

    • Snarkaholic

      They didn’t describe the part where they dragged him up the basement steps.
      I feel robbed.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        No, garage baby. The best kind of loser white trash.

      • TuuxKabin

        They do as well. Few basements in FlooreDuh.

      • AltheaTheCat

        We don’t have basements in Florida

        • Snarkaholic

          Same here in A.C.
          My “basement” is the ground floor of my house.

  • netxtown

    Jeebus! I don’t know whether to slap it or scratch it!

  • bkmn

    But he’s not a terrorist, he’s white.

  • Bluto

    Funny how white supremacists always look like genetic mutants.

    • DoctorDJ

      …in Mommy’s basement.

    • Snarkaholic

      That’s to be expected…when your father and grandfather are the same person.

    • TuuxKabin

      Aren’t they?

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    why are %99 white supremacists FAR from supreme in genetics??

  • Cuberly Deux

    Sooooooo the nazi works out of his mom’s well appointed whiter than white garage? That sure looks like a garage door there.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/10b5102b728ac70bae16fa6a61fb7535a33562338ccb6fb546262a0bc7353b84.jpg

    Is she one of those parents that says, boys will be boys?

    • Bluto

      There’s a fridge on the left for his Hot Pockets.

      • HozillaSmallpox

        you forgot red bull or mountain dew

      • Tom Furgas

        And Mountain Dew.

        • Bluto

          The last time I drank Mountain Dew I nearly had a sugar-induced seizure.

          • JW Swift

            That’s the fun part!

          • Cuberly Deux

            I’ve only had Red Bull once. I thought I was having a stroke from lord knows what is in that crap. My freakin hands were shaking.

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            It’s like poppers without the brain damage.

          • Cuberly Deux

            I can’t drink it. That stuff is sorta frightening. I used to work with people that drank that though the whole day. By the end of the day they were almost unbearable to be around they were so hyped up.

          • Joe in PA

            You drank poppers? I’m pretty sure that’s not the way it works.

            Ahem.

          • Cuberly Deux

            um…..I was referring to the drink….

            Haven’t done poppers since 80. Was never my thing.

          • Joe in PA

            I think that’s about the last time for me as well. Something that does that to your system can NOT be good for you. 🙂

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            I only like with a shot of yeagermiester, or however you spell that cough syrup.

          • UrsusArctos 🐻

            Mountain Dew was “created”? by a Pepsi bottler in Virginia to use as a mixer for moonshine. I guess Jägermeister would work.
            https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mountain-dew-had-ties-moonshine-once-upon-time-180957978/

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            Random factoid: In Canada, Mountain Dew contains no caffeine.

          • UrsusArctos 🐻

            Sadly, in the US Mountain Dew contains no moonshine. :/

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            Seems like a problem with an easy solution!

          • UrsusArctos 🐻

            C ₂H ₅OH is a solution, isn’t it?

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            It’s no C_18 H_27 NO, but it’ll do.
            (BTW, very nice double entendre!)

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            dex-tro-me-thor-phan

            It’s good for you.

          • Robincho

            It’s certainly better for you than sinistromethorphan…

          • Nic Peterson

            And the other part, you know, the whole reason why you needed some liquid courage to begin with.

          • perversatile

            My inner child running amok-
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp7lgRb8iFE

        • Randy503

          That’s old school. Today’s white supremacists drink Monster.

      • Cuberly Deux

        With all that white, I bet his Dorritos orange fingerprints are EVERYWHERE.

        • Danieruw

          Don’t you mean Cheeto orange fingerprints?

          • Cuberly Deux

            heh….do they make white MAGA hats?

          • David Walker

            Yes, but Melanoma and Iskanka both insist that you not wear them until after Memorial Day.

          • Cuberly Deux

            HA!

          • Robincho

            You cannot imagine how grateful I am that you didn’t say “… both insist that you don’t wear them…”

      • And a compact microwave on the right so he doesn’t have to leave his garage lair at all.

        So… think there’s a bathroom, or does he just use a Home Depot bucket with a duct-taped toilet lid on it?

        • 🐾vorpal🐾

          “Mom! Mom! MOM! MOOOOM! The bucket’s full again!”

          “Clean it yourself, dear.”

          “MOOOMMMM! I can’t! I’m in the middle of a sweet WoW raid!”

          • Cuberly Deux

            Oh that southpark episode is so gross, funny but very gross….lol…

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            Oh dear… I haven’t seen any WoW South Park episodes. I was just trying my best to make him sound like Cartman.

            Now I need to hunt down that episode.

          • Cuberly Deux
          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            So very scared to click on that after the thumbnail…

            Was it animated by Jim Carrey?

          • Cuberly Deux

            HA! I can see the stylistic similarities….lol…

          • Joe in PA

            You remember Southpark episodes just from a section of dialog? Oh my.

            I’m pretty sure “Kill Kenny” is from Southpark and is the extent of my SP knowledge. 🙂

          • Cuberly Deux

            Ha! Oh, this was an episode that was rather difficult to forget. I posted a clip further down thread.

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            The episode that really stuck out for me was Fat Butt and Pancakehead, which was all about Jennifer Lopez. That was the highest pinnacle South Park could ever reach, so shortly after that, I stopped watching.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKhtTSsR9ms

          • Cuberly Deux

            I still think the Paris Hilton episode with Mr. Slave is in my top 10 faves.

            http://southpark.cc.com/clips/154654/dog-suicide

          • perversatile
          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            LOL no, but that was excellent!

          • perversatile

            One from the vaults- “It’s called Pound My Tom Tom it’s about vaginas” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkqaML4zKMw

          • Todd20036

            THAT IS SO WRONG!!!

          • Danieruw

            That was the best episode. So wrong and so funny.

            Also, OT for you. A couple weeks I ago I attended the Mister Model International 2018 Pageant in Miami. The winner was Chile! Here he is:
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5c86c98163bd7f9336e78a4532895f53ab35c2f80982d7f6e1881fc71ec68305.jpg

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            Wow!

            I wish I had more Chileans that looked like THAT living close to me! The eye candy outside of Santiago is pretty scarce here, unfortunately.

          • Robincho

            He’s Chile, eh? Allow me to warm him up…

          • Todd20036

            You can have the winner. The losers will need some comforting, and I doubt they look any less beautiful than he does.

          • Rambie

            Not enough scruff but otherwise yummy

          • Nowhereman

            I can’t stand the voices!

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            I don’t feel much different about the real Jennifer Lopez. 😉

          • Dave F.

            “Mom – there’s Ben Afflek sponge all over my hand.”

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            I hate it love it hate it love it when that happens.

        • Nowhereman

          Reliance makes a special seat for 5 gallon buckets. It’s called the Luggable Loo. You can even get a nice camo bucket to put them on when you’re off the grid!…

      • Cuberly Deux

        Ooooo it even has a Honey Do list on it too!

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          yeah:
          Mow the lawn
          dont play so many video games
          stop reading mein kampf
          get a job

          Kisses and hugs, love Mommy

          • Danieruw

            I’m sure he’s relieved that “get a job” is not at the top of the list.

      • Bluto
      • AstroCat

        I’m pretty sure he keeps his “hot pocket” in his bedside table drawer next to the vaseline…

        • RoFaWh

          I wonder which Fleshlight design he favors?

          • AstroCat

            My guess is the micro-mini”.

      • Nowhereman

        It looks like it has a cable lock on it.

      • JCF

        It’s like a South Park ep come to life…

      • Grumpy Old Man

        Is that a locking cable on the fridge door?

    • Snarkaholic

      ‘When he’s in the garage, he’s not ransacking my house for valuables!’

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      House probably doesn’t have a basement. White terrorist has to cope in garage instead.

      • Natty Enquirer

        It’s Florida.

        • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

          Where would Norman Bates put his mother without a fruit cellar? What kind of place is this anyway? /s

          • Rambie

            They get the fruit fresh off the trees in Florida. 😉

          • Mrs. Councillor Nugent
          • Rambie

            Haven’t you read the articles about “Florida man…” ?! That whole place is scary. 😉

      • Cuberly Deux

        With the ever present ceiling fan……in the garage……a ceiling fan.

        • ClevelandJim

          When only the best will do…

          • Cuberly Deux

            He must spend a LOT of time out there.

            Well, not any more.

        • Rambie

          It’s florida, in the summer it’s needed.

    • Todd20036

      She’s one of those who thought her son was merely a late bloomer and would move out and get a job when he was ready.

      Maybe it’s the beard, but he looks nearly 30, and I’m guessing he never went to college, “when he’s ready” probably means half past never.

      • Cuberly Deux

        I’m getting an Ignatius J. Reilly vibe.

        • Anastasia Beaverhousen

          So love that book.

          • Cuberly Deux

            It’s a classic. 😉

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            So want a movie made with Josh Gad.

          • Cuberly Deux

            Wow, perfect casting. I swear every once in a while they float it as a movie.

          • UrsusArctos 🐻

            It would be really hard to get the NOLA at the time it was written vibe right. So many times movies go for the awful “Southern” or “Cajun” accents and know nothing about “Yat” ruining everything else.

          • Cuberly Deux

            Yep. I need to re-read it. It’s been a long time since I read it in college.

          • RoFaWh

            “…the NOLA at the time it was written vibe…”

            And there, good people, we see one of the glories of English grammar: an entire verb phrase used as an adjective.

            Jespersen wrote about this kind of usage, but it is (if you will excuse the expression) kewl as hell to see one in the wild.

      • Dramphooey

        He’s twenty two, I think.

      • Apparently hate’s like meth. I thought he was going to be in his thirties as well.

        • Todd20036

          Huh? I look better at 50 than he does at 22? That’s pathetic. He must hate his own guts.

          • kareemachan

            My SO looks better at 72 than he does.

            Of course, I wear SO-colored glasses cuz i lurve him, but still…

            He looks better.

          • Todd20036

            If nothing else, your SO has a personality you want to be near, and conversations you want to listen to.

            This jerk does nothing but spew hate and deflects blame. I’d say that even if his exterior looked decent, your SO would still be better looking because he’d at least smile warmly.

      • Randy503

        And when you eat nothing but junk food, it ages the body very quickly.

    • Dramphooey

      “Estelle, this is my militia headquarters! It is no longer the garage.”
      “All right … move your crap, I’m parking my car!”
      “Serenity now! Serenity now!”

      • Cuberly Deux

        HA!

        I wonder if he wears a manziere.

        • Anastasia Beaverhousen

          A bro.

        • RoFaWh

          Oh goody! A new-to-me word! Thank you.

          I already grok “bro”.

    • Clive Johnson

      His singles ad: “Live in spacious cottage in a nice white neighborhood.”

      • Cuberly Deux

        ….and all the pudding pops you’d ever want! Vanilla only.

  • Lazycrockett

    I know everyone is gonna drag him, but in today’s economic situation there are plenty of 22 year olds still living with their parents.

    • Very true. Oddly, 99% of them don’t go around shooting up schools. Just the Kluxers, for some reason.

    • TominDC

      There’s “living with their parents,” and then there’s “living in their parents’ garage.”

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      A lot of them for very good reasons, like college costs and while getting set up afterward, the arrangement is often beneficial to both. In this case it appears hes a lazy hater crying for his beloved superiority while being an inferior scab of a human being.

    • shivadog

      When they are claiming to be all bad-ass and the master race and all it just looks funny living with your mom.

  • another_steve

    He seems nice.

    • John Davis

      I was just about to post the same sentence exactly. Why does the FBI always pick on these adorably cute white “boys” about 20+ something years old living with their mom and doing video in mom’s very white garage?

      • MusicBear88

        I’m torn. Obviously he’s a crud, but if he messaged me on Growlr I’d probably message back…

        • another_steve

          Distressing but true.

          Many of the worst, most brutal and subhuman males of our species are not physically horrible.

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          Hard pass.

      • I just posted the same exact sentence at the top of this post. lol

        Great minds.

  • Moebym of the Returners

    It seems like an eternity has passed since we had a President worthy of the title.

    https://twitter.com/mic/status/976502415376703488?s=19

    • Todd20036

      You can tell they put a lot of thought into that letter.

      Anyone want to bet Trump isn’t even literate enough to write anything so eloquent?

      • Danieruw

        Why be eloquent when you can just shriek on Twitter and have it covered by all media on the planet.

        • Todd20036

          It’ll be nice when he’s not the president anymore and his tweets are ignored by nearly everyone

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        He would put it in one of those big books and spin it around for the media.

      • RoFaWh

        Trump almost certainly cannot read long hand.

        I have the impression that his reading level is “Dr. Seuss”.

    • anne marie in philly

      I miss those REAL LEADERS more each day.

      • Todd20036

        Not too many of them were republican

  • Pip

    So, yet another troll living with their mom. I’m shocked!

  • John

    Wait…the “Leader” of a white supremacist group lives with his mother??? And they think “brown people” and “liberals” are losers?????

    • Todd20036

      Right? I’m a gay, Jewish liberal. Haven’t lived with my mother since high school. I realize times are tough, and if you have to move back home after college because you need to do a job search, that’s something.

      But he doesn’t look like the techie or scientist type

      • ben-andy

        Summer after my first year of college, I last lived w/ Mom. While I worked in the local grocery store. I slept on a cot in the LR and paid rent.

        Late May of my 2nd year in college, I sent her $200 to pay the rent so she wouldn’t be evicted along w/ the sibs at home.

        I had $212 in my checking account.

        It is one of the proudest moments of my life.

        Then she found Jeebus and we didn’t speak for about 20 years, but hey, I’d do it again. But it is mostly better now. Being married to a Lutheran pastor probably helps, and she’s mellowed a bit too.

        Me, still as much of an atheist as ever.

        • Todd20036

          You reached a good milestone, she reached a bad one. Her failure does not take away from your success.

          I would never call my parents religious, but they used their religion anyway to insult my orientation and life choices, so I know what you mean.

        • Silver Badger

          I’ve noticed that Jeebus gets lost a lot.

          • Danieruw

            You’d think he’d have GPS by now.

          • perversatile

            Did you look behind the couch?

  • Lazy Media

    They all seem to come from McMansions, too. They don’t even have a REASON for all the resentment; they’re just hateful, bored shits. Which describes a lot of Al Qaeda recruits, tbh.

    • Moebym of the Returners

      They long for the time when they wouldn’t have had to try nearly as hard to get everything they desired in life. Now they have to compete against women and POC for everything that used to be more or less handed to them simply for being white guys who had a pulse, and they deeply resent that.

      • SkokieGuy- Helen Wheels

        ^^^ This!

      • RoFaWh

        It suddenly comes to me that the widespread, barely concealed rage in the US has arisen because next to no one leads a life like “celebrities” do.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      I think it boils down to most of em being so antisocial and just plain ugly that they cant get laid, and they blame the world for it.

      • NZArtist

        If you’ve ever read anything related to ‘neckbeards’ or ‘incels’ you’ll see how these ‘people’ think of women. Women are something to catch, subdue, and use for sex.
        It is impossible to overstate how abhorrent the mindset of these creatures is with regard to women. It makes my skin crawl.

        • Anastasia Beaverhousen

          We had a friend who had a beard like that. Behind his back we called him a pirate and named him Captain Throatbeard.

      • 🐾vorpal🐾

        They’re the kind of guys who call themselves “nice guys” (=koff=stablegenius=koff=) and then have a temper tantrum when a girl invariably rejects them.

      • Silver Badger

        Evolution never stops.

      • Randy503

        It is BECAUSE their parents make a boatload of money and raised them in luxury they act like they are entitled. They truly believe that all of that should come to them not from hard work, but just because they are so special. So when they do the job hunting and see that there are only minimum wage jobs out there at Home Depot, they think something is wrong with society. They should be offered jobs at $100K at the least!

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          frankly I hate to say it…..Thats called a millennial

          • Sporkfighter

            Hey, I have a millenial who is working as a hike leader at sixth grade camp* between wildlife conservation gigs banding migrating hummingbirds in the wilds of New Mexico and captive a breeding program to save the ʻalalā from extinction. In my experience most millenials are motivated and hardworking.

            https://dlnr.hawaii.gov/alalaproject/

            *Sixth grade camp is a Southern California thing.

            That’s her in the backwards hat.
            https://youtu.be/GhWZbe6vFeU?t=46

      • UrsusArctos 🐻

        That kind of ugly comes from the inside and eventually ruins the outside too.

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          i agree.

    • Sporkfighter

      They look around and realize they couldn’t get what their parents have for themselves, but rather than shift their asses off the chair and work for something, they search the internet for somebody to blame.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Good!
    Root them out

    • John Davis

      They are like termites, one white mother gives birth to 10,000 of them…and as long as they are white, they will have a crowd-funded KKK attorney representing them and these maggots will be out of jail in 10-20 months.

  • Lazy Media

    “Leader of the Republic of Florida.” So I guess the secession movement is pretty far along, if this is the leader?

    • TuuxKabin

      From his momma’s house no less.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        mom is Duchess de Florida

        • TuuxKabin

          Douchess.

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Theres still an FBI?

  • Sam_Handwich

    he looks smelly

    and not in a good way

    • Joe in PA

      There’s a good way?

  • NZArtist

    Fuuuuck… these people think they’re the ‘superior’ race? Fuuuuck.
    I guess when you lose so badly at life all you have is striking out at your imagined demons. Fuuuuck.

  • Henry Auvil

    This is clearly a case of the deep state depriving Jordan Jereb’s rights to train neo-nazis to kill teenagers because of Hillary’s email server. More later tonight on Hannity.

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element

    Aah yes…the master race.

    https://youtu.be/lWF8iRCan7I

  • He seems nice.

    /s

  • bkmn
    • I’m really enjoying Carey’s cartoons.

      • bkmn

        They are a hell of a lot better than W’s

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          theyre a hell of a lot better than careys acting skills too

        • BobSF_94117

          Now, now, until we see some drawings of feet from Carrey, I think it’s impossible to make a definitive assessment.

      • Robincho

        I love caries cartoons too, but then, I’m a dentist…

    • Todd20036

      Did Zuckerberg actually say that?

      • TheManicMechanic

        More by his actions,if not directly.

      • prixator

        2004 was when he started FB at Harvard, so most likely.

  • Ninja0980

    Another one of Trump’s fine people.

    • Henry Auvil

      He’s not a Muslin or a Messican, so we’ll not hear so much of a tweet about him from trump.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    “Izza good boy I is!” Jordan ‘Eliza Doolittle” Jereb

    • Snarkaholic

      Jordan ‘Eliza Doolittle” Jereb (pointing to bathtub): Is this where you wash clothes?
      His mom: No, it’s where we wash ourselves…so get in.
      Jordan: No way! I’ll catch my death!

    • Snarkaholic

      All I want is a place somewhere
      Sitting next to Mom’s Corvair
      I’ll never wash my hair
      Oh, wouldn’t it be loser-ly?
      Lots of lib’ruls for me to tweet
      Lots of homos for me to beat
      While I sit and pound my meat
      Oh, wouldn’t it be loser-ly?

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        My god hilarious. Just saw MFL on Broadway Saturday

        • Snarkaholic

          *bows*

  • Lazy Media

    Let’s not forget WHY he’s being investigated for parole violation. He bragged falsely that the Parkland shooter was part of his “movement” in order to raise its profile. That boy going to hell in the express lane.

    • Randy503

      He suffers from Shooter-envy. He didn’t have the guys to kill schoolchildren himself, so he lies and pretends that he trained the guy. Makes him feel like he’s close to the shooter and on the same level as him. Sick dog.

  • JWC

    There are probably a few more out there Jezz you think ISIS is embedded

  • Gigi

    “Jordan Jereb was led away in handcuffs from his mother’s Tallahassee home…” Shocked. I am SHOCKED.

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/976558824181190656
    If Mike Pence had his way, this homocon would never have been able to get married to his husband or have that marriage acknowledged in other states.
    And as it stands, Pence thinks him being denied a job, housing etc. because is gay is perfectly acceptable.
    And what is happening to us on a federal level with rights being rolled back at all agencies and bigots being put on the courts has his fingerprints all over it.
    Sick and tired of Mike Pence being propped up as a nice guy.
    He is a religious zealot, plain and simple and John Oliver’s book doesn’t come anywhere close to the hate and bigotry Pence has shown towards the LGBT community from his talk show host days, to Congressman, to Governor to VP.

    • Boreal

      Homocons are worthless scum.

    • Todd20036

      There were Jewish Nazis, blacks who turned slaves back to their masters, women who voted for forced-birth candidates.

      The fact is all minorities have their quislings, and always will. Major is probably wealthy enough to “buy” the rights being denied by poorer gay people.

      I have a hunch his husband is a fellow quisling, too

  • RLK2

    Was he living in the basement? Another white heterosexual male looser!

  • Lazycrockett
    • John Davis

      These folks, young men and women of Parkland, FL, they are amazing ! They were in NYC on Sunday and Monday of this week, up to Boston at the end of the day, spoke at Harvard’s Kennedy school of Government, then met up with 17 “alumni” of that high school who happen to now live in Massachusettes, and then together all of them went over to the Mass State House and met with legislators about gun control bill being considered there.

    • TheSeer

      Too bad that they cannot be more in the news thanks to the Orange Dotard’s constant depravity.

    • Ninja0980

      Meanwhile the kid the right has been propping up has gone full right asshole.

      • TheSeer

        I’m shocked to learn that. /s

  • AJD

    Another fine specimen of Aryan superiority.

  • Pip

    Anyone else having issues with Disqus?

    • TuuxKabin

      A lot, lately.

    • Boreal

      For days now. Keeps logging me out, won’t let me upload photos.

      • Pip

        Yea, same for me. Though it’s weird, I won’t usually enter my credentials again if it asks. (Always cautious about password scams.) But if I refresh I’m logged in again.

        • Boreal

          In Chrome it won’t let me do anything, in FF it doesn’t show most posts that come from twitter.

          • Pip

            FF is the worst offender right now. Unfortunately, it’s required for work so I’m stuck on it.

          • stuckinthewoods

            Firefox won’t show me twitters unless I go to Options/privacy then security&tracking protection, and un-check “Always” to “Only in private windows”, (or, I suppose, Never). I just tested that before replying to you and an invisible tweet appeared, then disappeared after I went back to Always.

          • Boreal

            Thanks. I will try that.

    • Snarkaholic

      The feed jumps on me…sometimes by as many as fifteen comments…almost every day.

    • TheSeer

      When I post something, it goes pale gray, and I have to wait 2-3 min before it is posted. Weird. And sometimes I have to chase the upvote button. Sometimes it jolts to the left, just when I was about to push it, making me push the downvote button instead. Extremely annoying.

      • Pip

        Yea, the comments and buttons shifting have been an issue today too.

    • A lot of problems today, yes. Posts not posting, feeds not updating, refresh indicating I hadn’t posted with my text still in the entry box, then a 2nd refresh shows the post there.

      It’s a mess. Gonna clear my cache, I think. Often helps.

      • Pip

        Yep! Same things on some posts. It’s a grab bag of a bunch of issues today.

        I tried clearing the cache but it didn’t seem to help.

    • Only here. It’s getting very annoying.

      • Pip

        I noticed it on AfterEllen earlier too, but that site is always a hot mess anyway.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Throw the Nazi Neckbeard in jail, foreclose on the house, make an example of the entire lot.

    • Karl Dubhe

      Usually, we don’t hold the relatives to account for the actions of others.

      I think that’s a good idea. Unless his mum was actively supporting his efforts, not just letting him live with her, she’s not really guilty of anything. Other than breeding a shit, rather than a human.

  • Lindoro Almaviva
  • Christopher

    “…from his mother’s Tallahassee home…”

    Something tells me that we’re going to be hearing this A LOT in the future.

    (Replace Tallahassee with any city or town in the future.)

  • m_lp_ql_m

    I thought the Amish were a peaceful group.

    • Boreal

      I’ve churned butter once or twice
      Living in an Amish paradise
      It’s hard work and sacrifice
      Living in an Amish paradise
      We sell quilts at discount price
      Living in an Amish paradise

      https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

      • Treant

        I actually like this version better than the original.

  • gaycuckhubby

    so going after obstruction? Not the big sexy accusations?

    https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/976582405472563200?s=19

    • Oh, the money laundering doesn’t need testimony. Financial statements and tax returns speak for themselves.

      The other two topics are the Trump Tower meeting with the Russians, and Donald’s subsequent participation in attempting to cover it up from AF1. That’s the juicy “conspiring to defraud the US” charges.

      • gaycuckhubby

        I think we’ll end up with Mueller presenting Congress with obstruction charges for impeachment.
        If it’s after the midterm then the house might impeach but I doubt the Senate would remove

  • nocadrummer

    At first I thought, “That’s an awfully bright basement!”

    Then I realized, it’s the garage. Perhaps even his mother didn’t want him in the house.

    • Mikey

      yeah, but it’s a 2-car garage… that’s like a luxury condo for white supremacists.

    • William

      The old fridge adds that touch of class.

  • Lars Littlefield

    He looks like he was raised on fish sticks and corn dogs.He probably has Skittles stuck in his shorts.

  • William

    Such a prime specimen of Aryan manhood.

    • David Walker

      It’s the beard. I like beards. I’ve had a life-long fascination with beards. His sucks big time.

  • Marc: The Social Gadfly

    If this is White Supremacy, we have little to worry about.

    • Karl Dubhe

      Erm, actually…

      Those who have nothing to lose are rather dangerous. 🙁

    • EdA

      Actually we do have a fair amount to worry about. This is the type of person who can easily pick up grievances and brood over why his life sucks and who (rarely himself) is responsible.

    • The_Wretched

      Other than they get hard from fondling AR15s.

  • anne marie in philly

    such a fine upstanding LOSER! living with HIS MOMMY! I haven’t lived at home since I was 23 (am almost 64 now). no job, no girlfriend, no life. WORTHLESS POS!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • kareemachan

    I just said in jest, “I wanna have his baby!”

    We’re now cleaning up my SO’s keyboard and computer.

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t
    snowing here. i made a big pot of Portuguese Kale Soup, which is a big thing in these parts.

    beef shank
    onion
    garlic
    chopped kale
    potatoes
    kidney and/or white beans
    chourico (a mildly spicy pork sausage)
    some people throw in a handful of small pasta

    serve with bread/toast, butter, and wine

    YAY!

    • John Davis

      Beef ? Not pork with your screen name???? Delicious…enjoy, snow will be here in New England soon.

    • TampaDink

      Sounds yummy!

    • I got to the place on your list where it says “some people,” and my brain freaked out until I finished the sentence.

    • Joe in PA

      15-18″ here and STILL snowing. 🙁

      • Boreal

        Size queen. 😉

        • Joe in PA

          grrr…. Just got in from clearing snow. Too much for the shovel…got out the heavy artillery (tractor with bucket). I’m slowly re-thinking that anti-snow blower thing. 🙂 Maybe and end-o-season sale coming up? 🙂

  • TampaDink

    Glad I won’t be running into this asshole any time soon. (Not likely anyway, since his mom lives across town from us.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    1) Followed the Tallahassee Democrat link above.
    2) Watched the short video of Jereb espousing his beliefs.
    3) Listened as he says, “It’s a battle I’ll pass on to my children… to my grandchildren…”
    4) ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! ::infinity::

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      Whelp. It looks like we’re safe from that coming to pass.

    • Treant

      To the tissue of jizz I just threw out…

  • DesertSun59

    He’s the 400 lb loser in his mother’s basement/garage.

    But more importantly, when is 45 going to rail on the FBI for doing its job?

  • David Walker

    The camo T-shirt is a nice touch.

    Can’t remember the name of the movie…one of those gay coming of age movies. It had your typical teenage boy and his heavy-set…I don’t know what they’re called now. Anyway, she had a camo sweat shirt with “You can’t see me” across the front. I don’t know why…his picture in his white techie man cave reminded me of that.

  • UrsusArctos 🐻

    I misread his name as “Jordan Derp”. Is that a type of Freudian slip?

  • Paula

    Call him Neckbeard the pirate.

  • Frostbite

    He looks like such a nice boy. /s

  • Harveyrabbit

    I assume he was in the basement drinking beer and farting on his cheese puffs. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f74bdac467b16212cadcd2761ed4808a76d41106ec8f0997d89f5f568517aa53.jpg

    • Jefe5084

      looks like he ate so many, a couple of them are escaping from his butt……unless….oh, never mind.

  • LeeCMH

    “I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m a good person.”

    Oops! He misspoke.

    Should have said…

    “I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m a good ole boy.”

  • jpinphx

    and I’m sure his mother didn’t know what the hell her son was doing in the garage….all that time.

    • Andymac3

      I’m not sure she cares enough about him to notice what he is doing. She probably prefers he stays in the garage and doesn’t stink up the house.

  • Glenn

    Hi jihadi beard is coming in nicely. Give it a few years and it will be nice an full.

    • Canadian Observer

      Hmmm, it struck me more along the lines of going “Full Amish”. I guess we will have to wait to find out if he has a driver’s licence to settle this.

  • Friday’s_cat

    So supreme he sponges of mommy.

  • Jefe5084

    Another mother’s basement denizen.

  • Robincho

    Check the linear distortion through his left lens. That’s some serious fuckin’ myopia right there. And because he’s in the garage, I can only assume that mom’s basement was full…

    • MBear

      Not sure the have basements in Tallahasee. If they dig down 2 feet, isnt it all water?!?

      • Itsatarp

        It’s possible, Tallahassee is pretty far north in the state so it’s possible they don’t have the high water table like the peninsular part of the state.
        The house shown looks rather recent, typical slab construction. Also I’m not seeing any basement windows. Yet I’m pretty sure if it had a basement that’s where this clown would be hanging.

    • Tulle Christensen

      I have lived in Florida most of my life, I know of exactly one house that has a basement. This is a place where you cannot completely empty a in ground pool or it will float up out of the ground

      • Itsatarp

        That happened to a neighbor of my dad’s. They had put in a new pool but had not filled it. A HUGE rainstorm comes in, soaked the ground and the cement pond rose up and then broke apart.

  • dcurlee

    Of course he lived with his mother. Please insert the bullets manually in this ass

  • Jukesgrrl

    My 90-year-old mother has been following the bomber story. When she got up this morning I told her, “They got the bomber.” Here is the rest of the conversation.
    Mom: Who is it?
    Me: Guess. I know you can.
    Mom: Huh?
    Me: Man or woman?
    Mom: Man
    Me: Race?
    Mom: White
    Me: Age
    Mom: 28 [she was close]
    Me: What kind of work did he do?
    Mom: [hesitates for a long time, then says] He was unemployed.
    Me: Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner!

  • The_Wretched

    Proving once again that the white supremacists are some on the least supreme people around.

  • Sporkfighter

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you an example of the Master Race!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d9e20e3e57faa8931c54b157b8000000a87bd3124c7b7527e9e3a4600e992a3.png

    Jordan Jereb was led away in handcuffs from his mother’s Tallahassee home….
    “I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m a good person.”

    I’ll bet he pissed his pants when the cell door slammed.

    • justme

      ” from his mother’s Tallahassee home.”
      a republican pillar of society..

  • JCF

    “a home on the 900 block of Park View Drive”

    Aw, look at where the poor, persecuted white nationalist had to live! Clearly, on the road to white genocide… /s

  • Jack

    His mother’s basement. Red flag.

  • andrew

    Have you noticed that a lot of these white supremacists like Jordan Jereb don’t look all that white? What’s the deal? Are they wanna be whites but have some “inferior” DNA?

  • justme

    And we still know where he is??

    Shouldn’t domestic terrorists be in Gitmo??

  • Dagoril

    He even looks like a freakish sociopath.

  • Al Peaston

    its rare to basements in Florida, no?

  • RoFaWh

    “his mother’s house”

    Says it all.

  • Paul

    How did I know he’d be a neckbeard. Likely hangs on the far right boards that Reddit refuses to delete too.