Sarah Palin To Keynote Mar-A-Lago GOP Fundraiser

The Palm Beach Post reports:

Sarah Palin will keynote the Palm Beach County Republican Party’s annual Lincoln Day fundraising dinner on Friday at Mar-a-Lago, the party announced today. There’s no word yet on whether the venue’s owner, President Donald Trump, will be in town this weekend to possibly drop in on the dinner. “Surprise guests are always welcome,” says a county GOP advisory.

Trump spoke at the county GOP’s dinner at Mar-a-Lago as a candidate in 2016 and used the occasion to make news, pledging to publicly list potential Supreme Court nominees to assuage conservative concerns. Trump also attended the 2014 dinner at Mar-a-Lago, introducing keynote speaker Ted Cruz.

Florida Gov. Rick Scott, who will likely soon announce his US Senate bid, will also be there.

  • JWC

    hide the ashtrays and other small re movables

  • bkmn

    Somebody wants to be the next Attorney General.

    • Tatonka

      Not that I’d be surprised at anything anymore, but she’s not a lawyer, is she? I thought she had a degree in journalism or communications, or something.

      • Joe in PA

        And that only took 12 years.

      • JWC

        No one holding a position in Trump world has any qualifications for the position they hold

        • Judas Peckerwood

          Not true — there are some eminently qualified people working in the White House kitchen, from what I understand.

          • Tatonka

            In all fairness, how hard is it to operate a deep fryer?

          • Judas Peckerwood

            And a microwave, dammit!

          • clay

            Not that he utilizes them.

          • Nowhereman

            Yeah, but they were holdovers from the Deep State. And the chef couldn’t duplicate a MacDonald’s Big Mac, so….

          • Talisman

            Eminently qualified – they went to Hamburger University and qualify for a security clearance.

        • Nowhereman

          True that–and it’s just a bonus if they actually despise the departments that they head and spend all their time working hard to dismantle them.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        lol, she jumped from university to community college and back until she could just lay for a passing grade.
        It did work, though.

      • bkmn

        Like that matters to Trump. Besides, she has a nice rack and a pretty mouth.

      • Larry Larson

        She has a BS in Fancy Pageant Walking

    • KnownDonorDad

      Less dangerous than Sessions…I think. More like Carson running HUD.

      • TampaDink

        I bet that there is an aide at HUD whose sole job responsibility is to poke Mental Ben with a stick once a week, just to see if he’s still alive.

    • Nowhereman

      Well, Rick “OOPS” Perry is moving to head the VA now, so Sarah could take over the department of energy and be in charge of our nuclear energy and bomb programs.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Of course. I mean why the fuck not ?

    In fact, just go ahead and replace her with Pence.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Is she bringing her trashy hoodlum spawn and grandspawn with her?

  • Chuck in NYC

    Is this an open carry event?

    • Gianni

      Hey, she just might be the one with the AR-15 slung over her shoulder. 🙂

  • Boreal
  • And the grift goes on.

  • hdtex

    Oh for the love of god….the idioocracy is coming to full fruition.

    • narutomania

      Just a minute now … hold your horses. There’s still time for the idiocracy to come to full fruition: Michelle Bachmann has yet to be invited. You see? The idiocracy has only begun to ripen.

  • minidriver

    Need to encourage her to bring a Big Gulp of tequila and have her chug the entire thing down during her speech.

  • MBear

    Down to D list, eh?

    • Gustav2

      Kathy Griffin will get you for that!

      • MBear

        Kathy who?

  • Boreal
  • evanedwards
  • Boreal
  • Bambino

    So the dinner menu will be unknown meatloaf and runny mash potatoes then.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    “Only the best”

  • JWC

    If gays can’t adopt kids then GOP with NRA affiliations can not hold public office Dumb for dumb

  • Karl Dubhe

    I think someone’s gone over their 15 minutes.

  • safari
  • Joe in PA

    Hmmm, the Palm Beach County Republicans…I wonder if those 4 heavily botox’d female supporters will be there? (I couldn’t figure out what keyword to use in google to find the pic…I got tire of farm animals showing up).

  • Jeffrey Robert

    LOL

  • narutomania

    During the 2016 presidential campaign, a reporter asked if Drumpf would be interested in naming Palin to any position of importance in his administration. I believe the reporter’s words ran something like, “Would you tap Gov Palin for a position in your administration?”

    To which Drumpf responded, “Yeah, I’d tap her.”

    (shnark)

    Perhaps he’s going to get his wish in the coach check room of Mar-a-lago some day soon. I’m sure that Palin is just itching for a role in the shit circus that is the Drumpf Regime.

    • Wisterley

      Too old.

  • TexasBoy

    After dinner drunken brawl tickets sold separately.

    • clay

      . . . and some people just see “I,Tonya” as nostalgic gossip rather than current politico-economic commentary.

    • Outlaw Woman

      The “during dinner” drunken loud outbursts (leading to the after dinner brawl) are included at no extra cost !

  • safari

    I am sipping on my after work cocktail and my jaw is starting to ache. I didn’t realize how much tension I have been holding. It’s quite painful, but in a good way.

  • Wisterley

    Tragic to think that Hubert de Givenchy is no longer here to dress her.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    “’Surprise guests are always welcome,’ says a county GOP advisory.”

    Oh boy, I hope that the right people take them up on that.

    • Wisterley

      Perhaps the Lakeland Kids?

    • Boreal

      Open carry guests.

    • lattebud

      Stormy Daniels?

      • AstroCat

        One can only hope!

  • Devon Rodriguez

    These people have MONEY to burn if someone is actually paying to hear Palin speak…

    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nw7tVd6JuU/VGQIw0kpljI/AAAAAAAADec/Jzfb25AfolU/s1600/FOX%2BNews.jpg

    • Cuberly Deux

      She has to pay for Bristol’s divorce costs some how.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • another_steve

      In my experience (and I’m pretty old), women are less-good drunks than men.

      Women tend to pass out.

      Men tend to remain semi-functional.

      • Outlaw Woman

        Even when we’re barfing on the passed out women.

    • Devon Rodriguez

      Looks like Sarah and Bristol mating position….

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I hope Todd & Trock are there and lots and lots of booze.

    • Outlaw Woman

      Oh God please !!!! And maybe a little bit of meth.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Will there be a translator to render whatever the hell she speaks into English?

  • Gianni

    It’s about time she reappeared. Things have been getting a bit dull lately.

  • Henry Auvil

    Classy! That’s why I paid so much for my membership. I knew there would be some super smart speakers. Also, did Donald fuck her too?

  • Bambino

    It would not be right for a trashy place like Mar-a-Largo not be hosted by the trashiest GOP spox.

  • safari

    O/T: New York Times… I didn’t expect this
    https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/973607371258785792

  • leo77

    So they’re looking to bring back an air of gravitas to the GOP?

  • another_steve

    I was considering going straight, and then I read this post of Joe’s.

    Sorry, ladies.

    Queer as a three dollar bill, here.

  • Henry Auvil

    Somewhere, in rich lady heaven, Marjorie Merriweather Post is spinning in her gilded coffin.

  • TampaDink

    It has probably already been said below but…..I wonder if the kitchen slaves (oops, I meant to type STAFF) at Mar-Whore-Lago have a special dressing suited for the word salad of the greatest word salad tosser of all time.

    • PickyPecker
      • Cuberly Deux

        Bleh….it’s like a “greatest hits” of suck.

    • Tatonka

      Russian dressing is basically just ketchup, mayonnaise, and a little relish and onion.

      • Treant

        These days, Russian dressing seems to include plenty of polonium.

      • TampaDink

        Good catch. I bet they have Vlad’s double secret recipe, so that McDonald can have Vlad’s special sauce on his quarter pounders.

  • Puckfair52

    wow the shit ripens and all the flies are coming off the ceiling

  • Cuberly Deux
  • another_steve

    Bring out the Palin men.

    Let us lust after them.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Sick.

  • Devon Rodriguez
    • Cuberly Deux

      That Dakota was the one that filed for divorce first, says a LOT.

      • TominDC

        It could just mean that his lawyers got their papers in first.

        I mean, this is a guy that looked at the Palin family and went: “Yeah, I’ll have some of that.”

        • Cuberly Deux

          He wanted to file first in TX before she could file in Alaska.

    • FancyThat

      He also beats the crap outa men as well, especially Sarah’s husband Todd.

  • Devon Rodriguez
  • Henry Auvil

    It doesn’t surprise me, at this critical time in his presidency, that Trump would call out the best and brightest of the GOP brain trust. Desperation calls for desperate measures.

  • AmeriCanadian

    She looks like she’s gaining weight. She really should cut back on those Big Gulps.

    • Andrew Stevens

      Sort of like her term as Governor, she only finishes half of it…

  • Stubenville

    Quid pro quo; her thug of a son gets a pardon for whatever heinous crime he committed most recently.

    • clay

      (Pwesident can’t pardon state offenses.)

      • Stubenville

        (But does 45 know that? Does Palin?) =)

      • Stubenville

        (But does 45 know that? Does Palin?)

    • Henry Auvil

      I just hope Bristol doesn’t beat the crap out of her tomorrow morning over a frozen breakfast dispute, rendering Sarah unable to attend her speech.

      • Stubenville

        Palin could stand at the podium, grunt and wave her arms. Most people wouldn’t notice the difference.

  • Treant

    The dumb leading the dumb.

    Sounds about right.

    • Karl Dubhe

      No, it’s the dumb leading the damned.

      And the damned are everyone but the dumb.

  • Cuberly Deux
  • teeveedub

    There are people in America who are stupid enough to pay money to listen to or rub elbows with Sarah Palin.

    Just let that sink in for a moment.

    😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • Michael White

      rub tits. Remember the bubba who said she looked at him?

  • rcdcr

    Her speech will be titled ‘How to remain patrioitc while your children beat the shit out of their dad.”

  • R W C

    Who in the freaking world would be surprised by Trump going to Florida on the weekend? What would be surprising is if he was there and did not go to a Party party.

    • Stubenville

      What’s in it for him? Does he get a cut?

      • R W C

        He has the unnerving ability to make anything ALL about him!

  • Hank

    All day, Disqus keeps wanting me to log in from article to article. Even when I have done so, I cannot add a jpeg or gif. I can write a message, however.

    I have wiped clean my cache and cookies in Safari. Nothing helps. Anyone have any suggestions???

    • ‘Til Tuesday

      Hey Hank. Unfortunately you probably won’t be able to do those things using Safari. If you sign in through Disquis and then go to JMG you should be able to post gifs, etc. But if you go direct to JMG, it doesn’t seem to work. Or you can use another browser like Firefox. I had the same problem myself and someone gave me the fix.

      • Hank

        Thanks, I have tried signing on through Discus directly, but it did not help. I thought cleaning the cache and cookies would work, as it has in the past. I will play some more and see what happens.

  • ColdCountry

    Who?

  • alc2018
    • Phil2u

      Imagine that! I thought she could see them from the house!

  • MBear

    Hey McCain: as your health deteriorates you can be reminded that you inflicted this harpy on the world

    • Michael White

      he smells sulfer

  • AtticusP

    I sure hope someone takes video of her jumping out of the cake.

  • kaydenpat

    The Girl has bills, y’all. You need money when you have kids to bail out of jail all the dang time.

  • DisqusD37

    Why would anyone actually pay to hear that vulture screech for an hour?

    • Thorn Spike

      She’ll quit after 30 minutes.

  • Henry Auvil

    Everybody agreed Sarah Palin’s ascendance to VP nomination was the biggest perversion of American democracy EVER. Then came the Trump “administration”. Good work, John McCain. Your tombstone will only bear the second most shameful epithet ever.

  • JT

    Drumpf and Palin together. Now there’s a battle of wits.

    • Larry Larson

      Maybe they can be coaxed into the witless protection program.

  • Steve Smith

    So the starter will be Word Salad then?

  • Stubenville

    Special appearance of Tina Fey on SNL?

  • Talisman

    She must think “keynote” means she’ll get a key to a safe full of c-notes.

  • Nowhereman

    Alright, who said her name three times and then clicked their heels together?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Ivanka

  • ‘Til Tuesday

    Are the Palin’s originally from Alaska? I ask because they seem more like Alabama trailer park folks to me.

    • Outlaw Woman

      Todd Palin is Alaska born, with some Inuit ancestry.
      Sarah is Idaho born, moving to Alaska as a child with her family.

      Have you ever been to Alaska? It is quite Alabama-ish, except with ice and moose.

  • Megrim Twist

    I tried to Google a pic to post and I typed “Troll Monster at Podium.”

    Guess what came up?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b083b8be832e9996a65e94e81abb03d88aff7a2996b6a1fe37229637c1299203.jpg

    • Lindoro Almaviva

      perfect

  • BeaverTales

    Not sure why this is relevant…She’s as irrelevant to 2018 politics as she is stupid….i.e. Very

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Henry Auvil

    This should tell the corrupt suckers who agree to pay $250,000 for a membership to Mar-a-Lago what they’ll be getting. A chance to mingle with a snowbilly grifter whose son is currently on trial for assaulting his wife and father. Classy!

  • Thorn Spike

    Meh, she’ll quit halfway through.

  • Secure

    Bristol is getting a divorce.

  • acde

    Wh..a.a…a…t? I thought she was done and gone

  • RGBA

    Which baby daddy will barstool Palin be bringing?

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    It’ll be a ‘gun-free zone,’ you betcha!

  • PLEASE NO MORE ABOUT THIS WOMAN. NO MORE.

  • No More GOP.

    I see they are trying to appeal to the intellectuals among them. 🙂

  • Spray on abs

    Is she the comedy relief?

    • coram nobis

      Only if the comedy relieves itself.

  • Jeff Breeze

    one comic i have heard has described her as the stupidest bitch who ever lived and her voice make you wanna pour hot coffee in your privates. I think thats the best description ive heard yet.

  • Hunter M

    Damn. And I just threw away my Palin to English dictionary. Guess I’m going to have to wait until someone translates that speech for me.