The Mooch: Rachel Maddow Needs A Suppository To Get Over Her Trump Derangement Syndrome [VIDEO]

“One of the reasons why we never met with the North Koreans is out of the respect for the Chinese. When we cut that deal in 1953 — the armistice. China has grown. It’s now the second largest economy in the world. The president has a great relationship with President Xi. They obviously don’t like talking about that. And the combination of those forces have now allowed for this opportunity to take place for the world.

“It’s a more complicated story than what she’s saying. But you can tell she’s [Maddow] got a little bit of that Trump derangement syndrome, which I like. I’m hoping that one of these comedians will come up with an anti-anxiety medication for these liberals. Just take one tablet a day. Maybe a suppository and take it easy.” – Former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci, speaking this morning on Fox & Friends.

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    I would suggest that “The Mooch” shove something up his ass, except that’d be quite difficult considering his head is so far up there already.

    • Chuck in NYC

      When he was on Bill Maher’s show about a month ago he managed to keep his temper more or less under control during the regular hour, but he went off the rails during the overtime segment on YouTube.

  • JWC

    Ah Mr Scaramucci who is reputable employed and who is NOT

    • Brian Westley

      Doesn’t he play Jerome on Gotham?

  • paganguy


  • Paula
  • bkmn

    I’ve got $20 that says he is really in to butt play.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      He needs a butt plug to shove up his ass.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Whose thoughts go immediately to a suppository? Only someone totally preoccupied with all things anal that’s who.

  • Lazycrockett

    Isn”t this like the first time the Drumpf grifters have mentioned Rachel. They seem to not even mention MSNBC prime time if they can.

    • Bryan

      If they were ever interviewed by anyone at msnbc, they know they’d get verbally trounced.

      • David Walker

        Really. It always surprised me known assholes went on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Did they really think they could bullshit him? Did their handlers not know about the program?

        • Bryan

          “Any publicity is good publicity”?

        • The_Wretched

          Stewart was very good in many ways. Interviews wasn’t one of them. he was very nice to all his guests regardless of what they said or were responsible for.

    • Gustav2

      Maybe because she is killing it in the ratings?

  • Goodboy

    Yeah, the mooch knows allot about China. They were going to buy his company for 90 million till he got kicked out. Makes you wonder what the Chinese really wanted.

  • MikeBx2

    Speaking of derangement syndrome. Trump is POTUS. Hillary Clinton is a private citizen. (edit: this is from this past week)

    • Tulle Christensen

      So Hillary is Rome?

    • Lizard

      My, he is really running out of steam. I’m surprised they haven’t picked a new Dem punching bag. Kirsten Gillibrand, maybe, or Cory Booker.

      • The_Wretched

        I don’t want Booker so I nominate him for Hannity’s new obsession.

      • JerryRich

        Susan Rice was just on MSNBC. She is available!

    • Goodboy
      • Lizard

        Do you think it keeps Hannity awake at night that Hillary doesn’t give two shits what he says about her?

        I like to think it does.

    • Bryan

      And “Sebastian Gorka, coming up!”

    • pj

      its fox…the cable open sewer…what do you expect

  • David Walker
  • Gustav2

    Dude, The South Koreans set up this deal and in order to get Trump to approve they praised him to high heaven, but offered up what is left of the stature of POTUS. Kim Jong-un wants to be an equal on the world stage, after he gets that photo-op the deal will be off.

  • clay

    I’m sorry, could someone please help me, is there any meaningful conclusion from Mooch?

    • Tulle Christensen

      lol you used Mooch and meaningful in the same sentence

    • BobSF_94117

      That he knows nothing about foreign policy. But we already suspected that.

      • Gustav2

        He didn’t even know selling his financial company to a Chinese government owned company might be a problem.

        • BobSF_94117

          All the best people are doing it…

  • Jalapeño Business
    • The_Wretched

      Exactly. If we had the relevant diplomats or top people in the State dept, I’m sure they could have told Trump just how stupid him agreeing to meet is.

      • Gustav2

        And all the South Koreans had to do is praise Trump in public in front of the WH for him to think it was a good idea.

        • Jalapeño Business

          That’s the part I’m missing. Why are the South Koreans pushing this?

          • Gustav2

            They are understandably thinking about their own safety

          • clay

            Yes, they would rather we play nice.

          • David Walker

            But why did THEY make the announcement? Yes, Tillerson is elsewhere, but the fucking moron has people on staff that could say it. It’s seems right down Kellyanne’s alley. It would be interesting to hear what Miss Sarah has to say…assuming she wasn’t fired.

          • Gustav2

            So they could kiss up to Trump.

          • clay

            bizarrely, bragging about their own diplomacy and Trump not even seeing it.

          • Gustav2

            Because the minister who made the announcement is the one who negotiated with Kim Jong-un last week.

      • We had something similar when Donald suddenly decided he’d endorse the “one China” policy, which is something mainland China had wanted for generations, but the US held that back because we’d had good relations with Taiwan. Now that’s gone. Spent. And for nothing in return.

        Donald doesn’t realize he now has no real leverage over DPRK.

        • Slight correction: The US has had a “One China” policy since the TRA was passed in the 1970s. The US doesn’t recognize an independent Taiwan, but at the same time will not tolerate mainland China using any military action against Taiwan. The US treats Taiwan almost like a de facto country, however.

          What Trump did was reach out and talk with the President of Taiwan, presumably because nobody in the State Department or any of his advisors told him that was a bad idea. China, of course, took that poorly. And then Trump, idiot that he is, said something like the US didn’t “have to” follow the One China Policy. Ugh.

          • David Walker

            And that was when there were still a few people in State who knew what they were doing.

          • Yeah, at a time when Taiwan is trying to work on Cross-Strait relations, having Trump anywhere near that is, y’know, not a good thing at all. Especially if the stories about Xi and some of his people in China are true, the ones that have they want to “solve the Taiwan problem.” We don’t any reason to inflame things there right now.

          • Point taken.

          • Ah, sorry for going on. This is kind of a personal topic for me. I was born in Taiwan, almost all of my extended family lives there, and my parents are planning on moving back there too. :p

          • Trump’s word means nothing. His promises mean nothing. The checks he writes all bounce. The longer he remains in office, the more of a laughingstock this country becomes to the rest of the world.

            If it weren’t for the nuclear threat and his demonstrably unstable nature, I’m sure the rest of the world would’ve written us off completely by now and would simply be ignoring anything the Shitgibbon says.

        • Lizard

          For all his boasting about his dealmaking, Drumpf has no fucking clue how to actually work out a diplomatic deal. Remember when he handed Israel recognition of Jerusalem as their capital for absolutely no concessions whatsoever?

          • Exactly. “I’ll do this because people will like me better” = His only motivation. Here he thought he’d win the approval of Israel and American Jewish folks. Didn’t work. He got nothing but more unrest and more people pissed at him for such naive moves.

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            He and his toadies can’t negotiate a contractual dispute over a $130,000 NDA with a savvy porn star. You’re telling me he can broker a nuclear arms deal with a global threat? Riiiiiiiiight.

        • Kruhn

          Actually, we’ve had the One China Policy since 1979. What Trump did was by that incident provoke the Chinese unnecessarily. The policy is we pretend there’s One China, and they pretend we’re not arming the Taiwanese.

    • In essence, anybody can get anything they want out of Donald just by pushing the right psychological buttons, all of which are clearly marked.

      Want a concession? Appeal to his vanity and narcissism.

      Want him to lash out irrationally? Insult him.

      Want him to roll over and fawn over you? Blackmail him.

    • Treant

      How Little Dumpster Validated Kim Jong Un’s Country In One Step.

  • Lizard

    That’s rich, coming from the guy who said “I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

  • AJayne

    Re: that “great relationship,” we might have more incentive to talk about it if we actually had a legitimate president instead of a master manipulator (and easily manipulated) self-centered buffoon at the helm…

  • What a vile little man.

    (I have a talent for observing and stating the incredibly obvious.)

    • Mark

      But it requires repeating as often as possible.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Nicely and succinctly put.

  • leo77

    So this glorified pizza delivery boy is trying to talk foreign relations?

  • JaniceInToronto

    Why is anyone listening to this guy? He’s just a loudmouth.

  • David Walker

    OT (Testing the waters here). Sure, Duterte needs a psych evaluation, but what about his great admirable here in the states?

    • Treant

      Those two are hardly the only ones.

    • TuuxKabin

      needs to be locked up. a while ago.

      • stevenj

        And gagged.

        • David Walker

          Ooo. Nice touch.

        • TuuxKabin


    • William

      Pink Floyd – The Final Cut – The Fletcher Memorial Home

      Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
      And build them a home, a little place of their own.
      The Fletcher Memorial
      Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings.
      And they can appear to themselves every day
      On closed circuit T.V.
      To make sure they’re still real.
      It’s the only connection they feel.
      “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Reagan and Haig,
      Mr. Begin and friend, Mrs. Thatcher, and Paisly,
      “Hello Maggie!”
      Mr. Brezhnev and party.
      “Who’s the bald chap?”
      The ghost of McCarthy,
      The memories of Nixon.
      And now, adding color, a group of anonymous latin-
      American Meat packing glitterati.
      Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?
      They can polish their medals and sharpen their
      Smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for awhile.
      Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you’re dead.
      Safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
      With their favorite toys
      They’ll be good girls and boys
      In the Fletcher Memorial Home for colonial
      Wasters of life and limb.
      Is everyone in?
      Are you having a nice time?
      Now the final solution can be applied.

    • Hue-Man
  • james1200

    Scaramucci, the one Italian guy I would never fuck. So desperate to be Trump’s mini-me.

    • Jalapeño Business

      OMG Where did this gif come from? It’s hilarious!

      • james1200

        I got it from Know Your Meme.

      • another_steve

        Lol. No end to the genius of some people out there. 😉

    • TK

      I can’t stop watching and laughing! This is awesome!! Great job whoever did this!!

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      Now that Trash Panda is gone, he’s gunning so hard for her old job.Trump loved him, Kelly did not. He’s anxiously waiting for Kelly to get the axe, and once he’s gone, Trump will sweep Mooch into his arms, and Mooch will make Stormy Daniels look like a third-tier Port Authority ten-dollar ho. Ewww.

  • Lazycrockett

    The man never officially worked in the SH, he got fired even before he had a job and yet MSM seems to have no issue with putting the asshole on the air like he’s an expert.

    • matrem

      The MSM wants the dictatorship just as much as the GOP. A captive audience = greater profits.

      It’s seeming more and more likely we won’t be taking this country back through democracy, if at all. The Christofasciats seemed to have successfully completed their coup. The blue states may need to Secede, which will likely starve the red states.

    • Kruhn

      That was actually Fox News. State Media

    • TCinBerkeley

      And he is banned from the White House unless specially invited!

  • Treant

    So he’s bucking for Sarah Sanders’ job when she gets ditched?

    Didn’t wen try this already?

    • Lizard

      Why, yes. Yes we did.

      • The_Wretched

        I want the Mooch back. That was fun!

  • JWC

    Actually I am quite surprised the GOP has not attacked Rachel before always after CNN WP and the NYT Rachel rarely does a “hair on fire ” report

  • geoffalnutt

    Preznit “The Mooch”! What are youze lookin’ at?

  • boobert

    He wants back in really bad, lol.

    • matrem

      Didn’t get he say getting fired saved his marriage? I guess that epiphany didn’t last.

  • Paul

    This is what I see going on tonight at MSNBC at 10:01 tonight

    • Lars Littlefield

      I’m waiting for the Friday night cocktail to just be her filling up a tumbler with vodka, no ice, and chugging it. I’ll be right there with her.

      • JCF

        I’d love, just once, for her “girlfriend Susan” to show up—for a cocktail moment. Toast “To Us”…drink!

    • Bryan

      Aw, I miss cocktail moment A LOT.

      • Gustav2

        I never miss a cocktail moment…

        • AmeriCanadian

          Me neither! I live near Wolfhead distillery and have gotten very comfortable with their grapefruit-infused vodka! They also make a yummy coffee-flavored whiskey.

  • Steverino

    Rachel has the facts and keen analysis to back up her nightly presentations. Trump ass-kissers have only ideological nonsense and virulent rhetoric.

  • rcdcr
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Go away. Your 15 minutes are up.

    • Mark Née Fuzz

      Absolutely. Why is the mooch still a thing?

      • pj

        because chump has fired everybody else.

    • Cipher

      CNN was pumping a story earlier this week that Trump is either encouraging Mooch to speak or is actively refraining from discouraging him, including Mooch commentary that funnels scathing criticisms of Kelly.

  • DisqusD37

    There’s only one person more meticulous than Rachel looking into Trump/Russia and that person is Robert Mueller.

  • Jalapeño Business
  • justme

    The “mooch” would know all about suppositories…

  • Max_1

    Says the PR Mooch that is not allowed on White House premesis…

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Treant

      Compassion or High Snark? You decide.

      • AmeriCanadian

        If he wasn’t actually crying I would say high snark indeed!

    • Karl Dubhe

      Is there going to be film?

      • AmeriCanadian

        Do you think he will finally have wiped that smirk off his face?

        • David Walker

          There aren’t enough tissues in the world.

    • Sam_Handwich
      • PickyPecker


        • Gerry Fisher

          …because there was absolutely NO WAY he could have detected any of his issues or the consequences of his actions without a full blown psych eval, you see. /s

      • The_Wretched

        Shkreli’s toast as it’s not believable. However, props to his attorney for trying.

      • Lizard

        What happened to “Don’t do the crime unless you’re willing to do the time”? Does that not apply to white-collar guys who have the barest decency to cry as they talk about the people they purposefully fucked over?

        He knew it was a crime and he did it anyway. Lock him up.

  • JR

    He’s hoping that comedians will invent an anti-anxiety med? Is that how Trumpcare works? (And this man was a communications director?)

  • TimJ

    Why do I think Rachel will not stoop to this stupe’s level…

    • TampaDink

      Because she is a brilliant professional?

  • matrem

    A real man would say it to her face

    • David Walker

      Well, then…there it is.

    • Gerry Fisher

      I am *sure* she’d have him on her show. She seems to have an open invite to all conservatives to sit down and chat with her. Few have taken her up on the offer.

  • Cipher

    Not shocked that he suggests she take steps to get the shit flowing out… That’s the GOP way, FOS.

  • Gustav2

    The whole lot of them is fucking stupid:

    Michael Cohen used Trump company email in Stormy Daniels arrangements

  • SammySeattle

    A class act.

    • Gustav2

      You can take the boy out of Queens….

      • TampaDink

        He & McDonald Dump should never have been allowed out of Queens.

        • David Walker

          From one of the greatest gay songs ever, “Color out of Colorado”:

          Chicago without chic would be boring in a week
          And you can’t have New York City without Queens.
          You cannot replace those Staten Island faeries
          And who’ll always keep Santa fey?
          Yes, we’re proud to state, we help make this country great
          You need US to make the USA

          • TampaDink

            Love it!

  • Elsewhere1010

    How about we get the Mooch a butt plug so we don’t have to hear him talk

  • SoCalGal20
    • JWC

      They have got to be the dumbest bunch of crooks You just can’t write this shit

    • Max_1

      The best people…

    • Jalapeño Business
    • The_Wretched

      Michael Cohen, i think MSNBC has him confused with Gary Cohn. And yes, Michael is apparently really bad at being a lawyer. He drops “not” and gets genders wrong on pronouns too.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Not exactly stealthy of him

    • JCF
  • Karl Dubhe

    O/T why would the Guardian have an insecure website and be blocked?

    • JCF

      Not for me. What browser are you using?

      • Karl Dubhe

        Ups, it was a thing for a few minutes 8 hours ago. I shoulda deleted that post. 🙂

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t again

    it’s been quite a show in the courtroom today

    • Karl Dubhe

      Split the difference, and give him 32 years.

      • Treant

        Your math gets me hot.

      • Hue-Man

        Republican Compromise – 35 years.

    • Gustav2

      18 months? LMAO, who does he think he is? Martha Stewart?

      • The_Wretched

        For SEC related crimes, Martha got hit pretty hard in comparison to white men.

        • AmeriCanadian

          Having a vagina is very costly.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen
  • Lazycrockett
  • Blake J Butler

    Maddow doesn’t look like and have a name like a sopranos character like Scaramucci

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Class act. Not!

  • William

    Macy’s will need elves this Christmas.

    • Gustav2

      A new Crumpet from “Santaland Diaries?”

      • TampaDink

        I loves me some David Sedaris!

  • Treant

    Not OT: I’m currently singing “Xanadu” as “Pharma douche! Pharma douuuuuuche!”

  • Max_1
  • JT

    Mooch would need Colon Blow to dislodge the impacted shit in his body.

  • Friday

    So, in other words, he’s got nothing.

  • kareemachan

    the mooch is REALLY focused on everything “down there”….

    Well, he IS an asshole, so…

    ETA: I am SO looking forward to Rachel dealing with this.

  • teeveedub
  • Vinnie NYC

    The Mooch looks like he’s retaining water

  • -M-

    I thought it was because the Kims are some of the worst dictators in the world and because they’ve broken every nonproliferation agreement ever.

    • Halou

      That was before they started openly defying UN sanctions by trading with Russia.

      As soon as the oil tanker story hit the headlines Trump’s hostile rhetoric against NoKo has evaporated. Can’t act against them without harming, albeit minimally, Russia’s economic fortunes just as he can’t go through with his proposed sanctioning of any nation that trades with NoKo.

      He has a kremlin noose tied around his testicles and the whole world knows it.

  • Ninja0980

    Didn’t this idiot’s 15 minutes expire a long time ago?

  • Jerry Kott

    This is the only way this asshole can stay in the spotlight and be relevant in his alternate universe. When noting else works, go anal. When he takes HIS head out of HIS ass, he may get a glimpse as to how irrelevant he is.

  • Girlgoon

    Rachel Maddow hasn’t been banned from the White House like you Mr. Much who is a stalker now

  • Mike

    It looks like somebody’s trying to get back to Shangri-La, into Trump’s forbidden city. Sorry Mooch, I don’t see it happening.

  • Halou

    In other words, Trump is walking into a situation where he is holding a pair of twos and China, who as the ones setting this whole thing up, not only knows what America is going in with but they have a royal flush in their own hand.

    Does anybody seriously expect Trump to ‘win’ even a single point of these negotiations? It’ll be the most humiliating American foreign policy backtracking since the time Trump scaled back the Russia sanctions. Something which was itself the most humiliating foreign policy backtracking since the time Trump refused to commit America to the NATO treaty’s collective defense clause.

    • Rocco

      Nice summary.

  • Gerry Fisher

    She is a Rhodes Scholar. You’re a person with no demonstrable skills or talents, minimal intelligence, and a smart mouth. My money’s on her.

  • RealityBass

    Short rich guys are always bad news.

  • Rachel could take down the Mooch with one hand tied behind her back.

  • pj

    he dosent look very good.

  • Michael

    I was going to ask why anyone would have the Mooch on and then I saw that it was Fox & Fiends.

  • JCF
  • Kruhn

    How very sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical and bigoted! Someone call Lilly Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda! We have a Deranged Moocher who is threatened by smart women on Line 1.

  • Luther Kreiger

    Ahahaha, right wingers are so goddamn pathetic that they can’t even come up with their own insults without cribbing from the left’s past. Why is “herp derp let’s use the same terms people use about us with zero similarity or reason” so fucking popular? Are they really that brain-dead? It’s unbelievably sad!

    Obama Derangement Syndrome was real because there was absolutely nothing about President Obama that was worth screaming about, yet the right did it *daily*.

    The Dump is a goddamn disaster in every conceivable way and even a large swath of rethugs agree. There is no derangement whatsoever in railing against him and every stupid, dunning-kruger-flavored, self-profiting thing he does.

  • Kruhn

    Hey Moocher, the armistice was between the United Nations and North Korea. We haven’t met at a summit level with North Korea, not because out of respect for China (they want a quiet– and divided– Korean Peninsula), but because that would give the DPRK standing in the world. Kim will want something similar to Nixon going to China moment, which would be a major win. How can you assholes be all incensed about the multilateral and verifiable agreement Obama cut with Iran, but want to go to a summit meeting that would be a major diplomatic coup for one Kim Young-un.

  • Nowhereman

    This is a man who really really should just go sit down and shut up. He needs to get off the cocaine, too.

  • twb6yz

    They’re sending incredibly mixed messages.

    Think back to those shots of the Olympic Opening Ceremonies a few weeks ago and Mike Pence wouldn’t even look at Kim Jong Un’s sister. He even wanted to bring as his guest the father of the college student who had been imprisoned there and died after his release.

    How do we expect our allies to support us when we take such contrarian positions in such a short period of time?

    Oh, yeah, we have fewer and fewer allies with this nonexistent foreign policy.

  • D. J.

    What a jackass. Trump only does things that benefit Trump.

  • Joe Krumbach

    And she will “evacuate” a “Scaramucci.”

  • acde

    He’s working out for a new career as a comedian. He does not know he is NOT funny at all – rather, he just sounds very stupid.

  • “One of the reasons why we never met with the North Koreans is out of the respect for the Chinese. ”

    ?!?!? The US has met officials of the DPRK, many times throughout the years. We had high level negotiations since the 1990s..

  • ‘Til Tuesday

    Rachel Maddow:

    Stanford graduate (Public Policy)
    Rhodes Scholar
    Earned Doctorate of Philosophy from Oxford
    Smartest woman on TV

    Stick that suppository up your own ass, Mooch!

  • John Calendo

    Class with a capitol K.

  • FelineMama

    mooch, you & your ILK need lobotomies. Just a partial so you can be somewhat alert but not being able to speak, walk, but feel everything. Also, too, NO control over bowels & can’t get to the ‘terlet’. Have I covered everything.

  • Gianni

    Like this scuz has anything meaningful to say. You kissed and crawled up Donnie’s ass so deep, you’ll never get that stink off you.

  • Rick Hammond

    There IS a pill for this. It’s called Impeachara and it is prescription only.