REPORT: Trump Furious With Sarah Huckabee Sanders For Acknowledging Legal Battle With Stormy Daniels

The Hill reports:

President Trump is upset with White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders for her handling on Wednesday of questions about allegations that the president once had an affair with adult-film actress Stormy Daniels. CNN’s Jim Acosta reported that Trump is “very unhappy” with his press secretary after she acknowledged at a press briefing on Wednesday that Trump has been involved in a legal dispute with Daniels stemming from her allegations.

  • netxtown

    nasty break, donnie. nasty break. couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. the nicest guy. the bigliest guy. it’s good to know you got yur bestest people on it.

  • skyweaver

    Always someone else’s fault for what he does. Always

  • fuow

    Well, yeah, the fucking C*NT told the truth for once. I can imagine the shock.

    • netxtown

      i was gonna say cunning stunt…but stunt just isn’t the right descriptor….

      • Salton

        That’s stunning…

      • fuow

        Might you have been looking for the word…stout…?
        Hubby just breezed in, took one look at the title, sang “I’m a little teapot, short and stout” and breezed on out. There’s a reason I love that man.

        • clay

          or stoat, or both– a stout stoat.

  • TexasBoy

    Next up: Trump claims he is victim of affair…she seduced him….what man wouldn’t go for it?

  • clay

    Time for someone (who?) to remind Turmp that Huckbee-Sanders is the White House press secretary, not his personal spokesmodel. She stays put, unless intentionally replaced, when the next guy takes Turmp’s place.

  • jugomono

    White lie Sarah, white lie! Jeez even Hope Hicks knew that!

  • TexasBoy

    Dear Melania,

    If you signed a prenup that didn’t include an out for infidelity, you are an idiot.

    • Michael White

      well????? Me thinks the last phrase of you post is likely true.

      • Todd20036

        She wasn’t a US citizen and English probably wasn’t her first language. My guess is the pre-nup contains no such clause, BUT, if she divorces him, she will, in addition to getting more money than she could ever make on her own, will be able to make rounds in the talk show circuit for years to come

        • kareemachan

          No way – he’d make her sign a NDA, and he’d keep Barron.

          • Todd20036

            Not if he goes to jail

    • james1200

      They have an arrangement, it was never a real marriage.

    • Longpole

      Maybe the money is gone!
      Maybe there was never much to start with?
      He never showed his tax returns.
      He is hiding something.

      • David Walker

        I think he’s hiding a lot and is scared shitless. His bravado has become bluster. Whether jailed, hanged, divorced, or sued out of his “fortune,” running/becoming president was probably the worst decision he ever made or was talked into. Pooty can’t be happy.

        • Longpole

          I keep wondering if the reason he ran for President was because the “Family Fortune” was gone.
          After the 5 bankruptcies and the fact that no American bank would lend him money…what else was he to do but use the presidency to make back some money.

    • Priya Lynn

      Melania knew the rules when she signed up – Trump has sex with whomever is willing and she gets a lavish lifestyle in return. No way did she think he was going to be faithful to her.

      • prixator

        Trump has sex with whomever is willing

        According to his own words and backed up by many serious allegations, “willingness” is not a requirement.

  • pj

    the king is displeased

  • blackstar

    He’s mad because Stormy has pictures.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXvyAjOVAAAAj3h.jpg

    • james1200

      Sad!

  • SilasMarner

    Pity…said with dripping sarcasm ala Vera Charles.

  • greenmanTN

    Honey, the elephant in the room has an ass even bigger than yours. It’s impossible to ignore it.

  • BeaverTales

    Stormy should do a 1000 church speaking tour and remind them that she is just doing God’s work. Because Mulligans.

    • DaddyRay

      God can give you a mulligan too

  • Wisterley

    I’m sending Sarah thoughts and prayers to help her through this difficult time.

    • Frostbite

      I’m sending her some Drake’s cakes and pork rinds.

      • Guest

        Don’t forget the Mountain Dew and Tanqueray Gin.

        • kareemachan

          And the xanax.

        • Frostbite

          Dew and Tequila, hillbilly margarita.

      • Stogiebear

        Well, at least her prayers are now answered.

    • crewman

      You know, Sarah, Hope quit when Trump berated her. Just sayin.

      • justmeeeee

        Of course Sarah’s not likely being passed around by all the married-but-looking-for-some-ass-on-the-side White House staffers.

        • stanhope

          But hon, like in high school, girls that look like her…fat, ugly with shrew like personalities were always tapped for the “you’d better swallow bitch” blow jobs. Omarosa did say there was alot of ‘activity’

        • John

          I just had lunch and you had to come up with that image……urrrp

      • John

        I think you’re giving her waaay too much credit for brains.

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      Penny for your thoughts.

      • Wisterley

        That’s about what they’re worth.

    • james1200

      I have something to send her right here in my left pocket; wait, let me get it… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e4bc2a34f9af37131ff1d9ec79b6c959414c003d13888e9217873f6a23fcc934.gif

      • Todd20036

        I like her moxie.

        • james1200

          That’s Veronica Mars, of course she has moxie!

    • Harley

      Here ya go.

    • Devon Rodriguez

      So the President is upset that Sanders told a “white lie” instead of a big lie?

      • DJ John Bear

        Alternate facts vs. outright lie?

    • kareemachan

      Tots and pears….

    • ColdCountry

      I’m not.

  • Wisterley

    Stormy: the heroine we deserve?

    • j.martindale

      The embarrassment tRump voters deserve.

    • Todd20036

      Actually, I’m not embarrassed by her. In fact, this is sort of her MeToo moment. Besides, it’s not the infidelity that gets me about Trump, it’s the hypocrisy.

      I really don’t care where he sticks his cheeto, but he has no right to tell me where I can stuff my zucchini.

      • Wisterley

        I agree. I admire her sang froid and her attorney’s hot.

  • Longpole

    She’s blonde and has the bigliest boobs. Definitely Trump’s type.

  • Well. Thus might be premature, apparently your god works in mysterious ways..
    I’ll pray for all you loozers.

  • Gustav2

    Damn Sarah for almost telling the truth!

    • Tulle Christensen

      Telling the truth is a fireable offense in the Trump administration

      • Todd20036

        That isn’t sarcasm

  • greenmanTN

    So do steroids explain why his balls are the size of peanuts or is that just an excuse?

    • Todd20036

      That would explain why ALex Jones is so angry all the time. As for Trump, I’d say his obesity played a role.

  • lymis

    It’s valid to be upset with how a press secretary covers an issue when asked by the press. It’s not okay to be upset that they do so.

    Trump wants to live in a world where he controls the fabric of reality. It doesn’t work that way.

    • clay

      How much should we bet that Sarah’s response was the SAME as what was in her *approved* talking-points binder?

    • netxtown

      that spray can of Magic Sizing is so bottom shelf…

  • ceeenbee
    • greenmanTN

      Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear.

    • fuow

      Fake! No way his dick is that big!

      • Cipher

        And, despite best efforts, it’s color does not match the orange on his face.

      • RationalismRules

        It’s an optical illusion caused by his tiny hands.

    • Todd20036

      He wishes his hair looked that good

  • Comixbear

    I’m torn on who to feel sorry for in this story….
    Donnie Littlehands, who is upset that his affair is getting attention?
    Fibber Sanders, who learned that she can’t lie fast enough to keep up with her boss?
    Stormy Daniels, who slept with the Creature from the Orange Lagoon?
    oh.
    I know.
    I feel sorry for the country.

    • fuow

      I know who I don’t feel sorry for – the idiot liberals who stayed home or voted ‘Green’ in 2016. gods, they deserve this. The rest of us, not so much.
      I do wonder, though, whether this might not be meant to distract from the tariff controversy?

      • I guess I have to school you in math. Blame nonvoters and I will join you happily. The number of third party voters was statistically insignificant. Look it up.

        The hatred of the very small number of Green voters is both irrational and illogical. And I’m starting to believe Putin is behind it. Really, look at the numbers. Green and indie voters did not cost her the election. Russian meddling did.

        • Todd20036

          Agreed. Non-voters deserve scorn too

          • fuow

            Oh, goodness me. I’ve never meant to imply I feel better about non-voters than I do about the other idiots who brought us this mess.

        • fuow

          No question but what the number is small. I grew up in a parliamentary democracy (Germany), so I know the value of a system with more than just two parties. The problem I have with the third party voters on the left, though (not of the right, it just splits their vote and helps us) is the energy and enthusiasm they draw from younger voters.
          We Democrats are boring and full of compromises, most of which I don’t like. Greens and other Indies are free to offer brilliant diagnoses of our country’s woes without bearing the responsibility for doing something about it.

  • Rex

    We’re paying SHS to lie and cover for Trump. If anyone has a right to get upset it’s us – the taxpayers.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Has he given her a cute nick name yet ?

    Sloppy Sarah ?
    Stupid Sarah ?
    Stormy Sarah ?

    • greenmanTN

      Walleyed Wombat

    • Sarah Slanders.

    • j.martindale

      Slutty Sarah? Or is it Slutty Stormy?

    • Bluto

      Ham hock Mary.

    • shrumpi

      Fat Cow

  • Todd20036

    And believe it or not, this alone may be enough for Huckabee to get canned.
    Trump will not tolerate even one bout of truth from his minions.

    • whollyfool

      Exactly. She slipped up and told the truth for once.

      • David Walker

        The ultimate “oops.”

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      He’ll wear a wig, claim to be someone else and be his own spokes asshole.

      • samcollins

        I think she’ll be replaced by David Dennison

  • hdtex
  • Harveyrabbit

    I guess she’ll be diving back to her lair for the rest of the day then. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5114377607f9b62a9ddc36d3fa8978eacf168fb6664b64194b4398d40e7d3d07.jpg

  • geoffalnutt

    Melania is busily whomping up a bigly chocolate-polonium cake. In Russia they renamed the isotope Melanium45…in her honor. She’ll be a national heroine for centuries – or until they have to kill another head of state.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Little white locker room lies.

  • KnownDonorDad
    • Duh-David

      You just know he’s floated the idea of doing his own press conferences. “The ratings would be yuge.”

      • alguien

        and he’d incriminate himself in a variety of different ways if he did that

  • Maybe instead of being mad at Huckabee for acknowledging the legal battle, he should be mad at himself for having the affair in the first place? Nah!

    • Bluto

      You be talkin’ crazy!

    • kareemachan

      Shirley U. Geste!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    It would sweet as fresh meat, if this Stormy Scandal actually is the one that finally crashes and crushes him.

    • fuow

      Yeah, just – do his voters really care? I doubt it. Unless, of course, there’s a Democrat involved. Then Jeebus get’s all het up.

  • Sarah can fuck off and die. The sad truth is that she will be fine, even if he fires her. Republicans always end up with nice jobs or funding. She will probably benefit from him removing her; his brand is increasingly toxic and it will be a brand of honor to have been fired by him. She will always be able to afford her poor choices in fashion.

    • LSMC1987

      There’s the 700 club. She can be a weather babe there……

      • carrot festival

        Fashion segment.

        • LSMC1987

          Fake weather reports sponsored by Amalgamates new bacon flavored pork rinds….

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      She can always get Jeebus to forgive her and she can do the church grift.

  • swimboy

    He hates it when she lies in a way he doesn’t like.

    • Guess?

      When she doesn’t lie enough.

  • sadoldguy

    Sounds like trump thinks everyone around him is incompetent and betraying him.
    hitler went through that too before his end.

    • TrollopeReader

      he wouldn’t be wrong …

  • blackstar
    • Phil Touchette

      Escandalo!

    • fuow

      Wow. OK, this will be one for the books – how the mother-fucking christers give him a mulligan on this one. No doubt that they will, though. Maybe the fetus had ‘gay’ tendencies….

      • Tulle Christensen

        hypocrisy runs deep in Christians

        • Gustav2

          And the daughters in wealthier Christianist families have Choice.

        • CB

          It’s a tenet of the faith. /s

    • clay

      The Palmer Report article does include that this could be simply because Cohen used a standard template for the sexual NDA and didn’t edit out the paternity clause.

      • The_Wretched

        From the bit I read yesterday, there was misuse of gender pronouns as well. Cohen is one sloppy attorney and built the NDA with a lot of cut and paste.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok
      • The_Wretched

        yep, that’s how I read it too. There’s also a line about harms to her body and abortion might count there.

    • jimbo65

      Wonder if that would be enough to finally shake his Mulligan evangelucal base.

      • TrollopeReader

        nope.

      • Scout

        “That was more than 10 years ago. He is a changed man.” They only care , or say they care, about what he does in office.

  • Hope she quits. He will never find a replacement for Sarah with her talent and relish for lying, obfuscating, twisting, spinning and doing it all with an attitude of “the more you beat me up and try to trip me, the more I like it.”

  • carrot festival
  • Kruhn
    • -M-

      Londo!

  • TK

    Is Fuckabee Slanders next to resign/be fired?? Stay tuned. The daily Trump soap opera just gets worse.

  • Greg B.

    Sarah’s the next to go. As much as she lies for Trump, clearly it’s just not enough.

    • CB

      Back to the family sty.

  • The_Wretched

    Yes, it was weird for her to actually say a piece of new information. It also points up how stupid it is that we have arbitration for legal disputes that can happen in total secrecy.

    • fuow

      A lot of the US legal system is set up to protect the strong and hurt the weak.

  • TheSeer

    Out of four stoogettes is only one set to remain?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErnNj9gYhKU

    Btw, Kellyannne and Sarah look fabulous as always.

  • Lakeview Bob

    The only good news in this is maybe we won’t have to look at her lying hideous face much longer.

    • andrew

      Anyone who replaces her will also have to be a liar. Their job is explaining the irrational and duplicitous Trump to the world. That can’t be done if one is committed to the truth.

  • EdA

    Boy, it seems that Degenerate Don has gotten pissed with two of the four most important women in his life — Hope Hicks and Sarah “KFC Colonel” Sanders. That leaves only Kelly Con-way and Ivanka in whom he has confidence. (Melanoma clearly doesn’t count.)

  • Hank

    Bring back The Mooch!!! He is at least fun to listen to, where as she is a BORE!!!

  • SDG

    I can’t imagine what it is like working for a bully like that.

    • Sarah is beginning to look ragged, and exhausted. If she isn’t fired, I can see her quitting.

      • Karl Dubhe

        I’d have been gone after two weeks of trump. I’ll not work for someone like that again.

    • Karl Dubhe

      I can. I’ve worked for assholes, not quite as bad as trump, but bad enough.

      It’s really bad for your mental health.

  • Is this the end of Sarah? Stayed tuned for another episode of “As the Stomach Churns”

    • stevenj

      She is working on the spin as we speak.

    • Dot Beech

      I welcome the end of her. I welcome the end of her entire family.

      The most I think we can hope for is the end of her current employment at the White House.

  • Jim Maloney

    She slipped up. People associated with Trump mustn’t tell the truth.

  • Bruce Hogman

    Sarah Huckster Sanders is the next one to get the famous sitcom line “You’re Fired!”

  • stanhope

    Sarah Sanders looks like a crocodile with a bear trap twat

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Stand by for the requisite “I have full confidence in her” before her departure in 5…4…3…

  • Snarky

    Hey Trump, if you’re that upset with your Press Sec., why don’t you HAVE A GODDAMN PRESS CONFERENCE YOURSELF. You know, the way the previous White House resident did.

  • ‘Til Tuesday

    Everyone who works for Trump (or is married to him) is expendable. He regularly uses people and then throws them away. You only last as long as you are useful to him or if he gets into a pique and decides to throw you overboard. He regularly berates those around him to remind them that he’s in charge and all that matters. And he sometimes throws people overboard just to watch the resulting chaos. Trump is a sick puppy. But you know what? I don’t feel one bit sorry for anyone who has anything to do with Trump or works for him. They all know what they’re getting in for, including Sarah.

    • RJ Bone

      Expendable to the point of life, I wager. That level and he’d be the kind of human that had children as a place for a mad scientist to transfer his brain or soul or something.

  • RJ Bone

    Trump looks horrible in a bib. And where did they get a pacifier big enough for his face anus?

  • Halou

    The one time she does her job, badly but still… and Dear Dotard is upset.

  • JWC

    Oh Donny the cracks are showing Its SOO hard to keep it all together Every body is picking on you

  • TampaDink

    In today’s briefing (if there is one):
    Reporter: It has been reported that the president is furious with you for acknowledging the Stormy Daniels legal battle, can you expand on this?
    S.H.S.: We have not discussed that. Next question.

  • Max_1
  • Max_1
  • Richard

    Stormy Daniels should blow the whistle on these creeps…… Besides, 130K is chicken feed, what the hell was she thinking????

    • andrew

      For an ordinary person 130K is life changing money.

  • Iam999

    Miss Festus better keep her head low, Trump doesn’t like women talking about his sexy thang

  • Gianni

    Bye, Bye, Birdie.

  • JCF

    I know they’re not really equal in terms of evil, but I still can’t help seeing this as an “in-fighting is funny”.