LIVE VIDEO: Trump Presser With Swedish PM

CNN reports:

President Trump will meet with the Prime Minister of Sweden followed by a joint press conference at 3:30PM. Trump will face reporters on Tuesday amid questions about chaos inside the White House and new prospects for talks with North Korea. Trump attempted to rebut claims on Tuesday that his West Wing is rattled with disorder and low morale. But his message on Twitter only heightened speculation that some aides may soon depart the White House.

Stefan Löfven is the first European leader to visit the White House since Trump announced he would slap stiff new tariffs on steel and aluminum last week. The European Union has vowed to take reciprocal action, and European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker discussed the matter with Löfven before he arrived in Washington, according to Swedish news agencies. The plan alarmed European automakers, including Sweden’s Volvo.

I’ll bump up this post when things start.

  • netxtown

    gotta get my eyes checked. thought that said trump pisser with swedish pm….

  • bkmn
    • Tomcat

      Trump, making third world countries seem quite nice afterall.

      • Halou

        Kenya’s supreme court previously voided the results of a national election and ordered not just a recount but a complete rerun.

        The reason: Corrupt practices carried out by the ‘winner’.

    • prixator

      Zero days without being a galactic embarrassment.

      Imagine what the visitors from outer space think about the Earth now!

  • Tomcat

    And I am putting a stiff import fee on all Swiss cheese. Holes still free.

  • Devon Rodriguez
    • Todd20036

      He’d make a better president

      • Rex

        And easier to understand.

  • bkmn
    • Boreal

      Major ammosexual butthurt coming.

    • Ninja0980

      Good!

  • pansarsweden

    Oh God. Please don’t say we want more people like Swedish immigrants! Please

    • bkmn

      He will probably talk about how bigly Ikea stores are.

  • bkmn

    Who did the leaking, Nunes or Paul Ryan?

    https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/971098056769798150

    • Joe in PA

      Gee, who could have predicted this? I think they should just stop with the congressional investigations. This is ridiculous.

  • Gustav2

    I hope Stefan Löfven brought a gift can of surströmming.

    Edit: German food critic and author Wolfgang Fassbender wrote that “the biggest challenge when eating surströmming is to vomit only after the first bite, as opposed to before”.

  • Rex

    So help me, if he asks about the meatballs, he should be slapped with a stiff 2×4.

  • another_steve

    Shame on Stefan for meeting with this criminal sexual predator posing as President of the United States. No world leader with any dignity whatsoever would deign to do so.

    (We “Stevens” reject Stefan. He’s not one of us.)

  • PickyPecker
    • BockMcMillan

      Dammit, why wasn’t I invited to that love-in at your place last night, dear PP? (Although I must say there seem to have been a bit more women present than I would have been entirely comfortable with – so maybe, thank you for NOT inviting me…)

  • Devon Rodriguez
    • Moebym of the Returners

      One’s even pregnant. Trump would never allow a pregnant woman to be in his presence, since he thinks they’re disgusting and hormonal and all.

      • Todd20036

        Trump makes women pregnant in their 9th month look slender by comparison.

        • Moebym of the Returners

          And all he’s growing is a 7 lb. food baby.

  • SkokieGuy -Irving Snorkelstein

    “We like your cheese, you guys make good cheese. If some of your people want to come to our country, that’s okay and they can bring cheese, because that’s good stuff, the best, like my daughter Ivanka. She looks sort of Swedish, yes? You’re not like some of those countries with the terrorists and the rapists, gonna build a wall, now a wall of cheese, that would be amazing, the best, like my golf courses. Do I have golf courses in Sweden? Do you Swedes play golf? How do you do that with the wooden shoe thing? I did not collude with Sweden or Russia, just a hoax, a witch hunt, but they have the dressing, Russian dressing. Salads, I’m eating salads with the dressing. Do you have Swedish Dressing? If all the Swedish people look like her, I’d like to see her dressing, let me tell you, believe me!.”

    • AmeriCanadian

      He won’t know how to use the words Swede and Swedish so there will be that.

      • SkokieGuy -Irving Snorkelstein

        You’re right I wrote his possible statement with far too much eloquence and coherence.

      • violamateo

        No matter what he calls them, he THINKS they’re from Norway, the non-shithole country.

    • Todd20036

      Wow. That is uncanny.

      • SkokieGuy -Irving Snorkelstein

        Why thank you Todd, I love to receive *compliments* from you.

    • zhera

      Wow, that’s a smorgasbord of trumpiness!

      • SkokieGuy -Irving Snorkelstein

        I see what you did there!

  • AmeriCanadian

    I’m wondering how Drumpf can fuck up pronouncing Sweden and/or the prime minister’s name. My guess is that he will refer to the Swedish people as Swiss.

  • PickyPecker
    • Boreal
      • Joe in PA

        Thank you for that…shamefully, I didn’t get it. 🙁

        • Boreal

          Are you asleep at the switch today?

          • Joe in PA

            Day drinking.

          • TampaDink

            Atta boy!

          • Joe in PA

            Actually, I’m in a stupor waiting for the storm…12″ or more…gotta get the bread and milk!

          • Boreal

            Yeah we’re getting it here as well and so is NYC and I have to travel there on Thurs. Should be fun digging out.

          • Joe in PA

            I’ll have to check in on @Tuuxkabin (sp?). He’s recently had foot surgery…this can’t be welcome news. 🙁

          • Boreal

            I think he’s doing ok. Meeting up with him and hubs on Friday.
            Edit: If I can get there.

          • Joe in PA

            Yay, that’s great!

          • PickyPecker

            Give them my best, please!

          • Boreal

            Will do. If I make it there. Watching this storm closely 12-15″ predicted for us.

          • TampaDink

            Bread, milk & booze.

          • MT YVR

            … I really really really need more feckin’ coffee. I TOTALLY misread this.

            “Oh. SNOW.”

          • UrsusArctos 🐻

            Stay warm, scratch the milk and get alcohol. Bread/milk make sense in a blizzard. At least you can put it outside to keep it from spoiling. Milk for hurricanes/tropical storms always strikes stupid to me since the power is going to go. You always eat like a king the day or 2 after a hurricane because you have to cook/eat all those frozen things or trash them.

          • UrsusArctos 🐻
          • Boreal

            Somebody has to do it. I wish it were me.

      • PickyPecker
      • BockMcMillan

        Thank you so much for your thoughts and prayers for my country in it’s time of dire need.
        #IGiveClassesInAssemblingIKEA

    • BockMcMillan

      Thank you, dearest, so much for your thoughts and prayers for my country in it’s time of dire need.
      We will always remember our friends! #AmericaFirstCanSwedenBeSecond?

      • Joe in PA

        Sorry I don’t know this…are you from Sweden? My grandfather was from Sweden. I never met him unfortunately. And his name was “Johnson”. Good luck trying to do genealogy work. 🙂

        • BockMcMillan

          Yes, dear countryman, I am from Sweden. We do have quite a few “Johanssons” living here so I will not even start digging without a couple of more clues 😉

        • Boreal
          • Joe in PA

            Can you help me with my rucksack? Indeed.

          • Boreal

            Honey, your ‘rucksack’ is beyond my capabilities to help with. Best ask jesus on that one. 😉

        • pansarsweden

          I’ve known quite a few “Johnson”s, fancy that.

          • TampaDink

            Braggart.

          • pansarsweden

            There are a lot of them here!

          • BockMcMillan

            Ah yes, the Johnson’s *wink-wink*, do you also mean the American/Muslim/Hebrew-style cut wieners by that as I do, while “the Johanssons” come as uncut as they were grown

          • pansarsweden

            All are welcome, regardless of affiliation.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Adoring your new St. Patrick’s-themed avatar, Picky!

    • MT YVR

      Does this mean that Trump is America’s version of the “random bit at the end of the self construction of Ikea”? In other words.. is he the random loose screw?

      • UrsusArctos 🐻

        Screw. Nut. Annoying bit you trash. Same difference.

  • Rex

    Mamma Mia, here we go again…

  • Lazycrockett

    I’ll go back to snaking my kitchen sink.

    • Lazycrockett

      Seriously what I thought was going to be a 1/2 hour job has now being going on for 3 hours and its worse than it was before I started.

      thoughts and prayers please.

      • Wisterley

        I’ve got the number of a good plumber. That might be more useful.

      • bkmn

        Try a 2 liter bottle of coke. It works better than drain opener.

        • Joe in PA

          And only cost 99 cents.

        • Rex

          Throw in some mentos, see what happens.

  • MikeBx2

    Our embarrassing President who never gets held accountable for more than a day or two for anything he says. He’s always either joking, mistaken or simply changed his mind. Let me know if anyone calls him a liar or criminal to his face. That I’d tune in for.

  • pansarsweden

    He lied in his book- Art of the deal- that he came from Sweden instead of Germany (Karlstad/ Kallstadt). I wonder if he will repeat this lie to Stefan.

    • Boreal

      The Germans didn’t want his family. His grandfather was deported.

      • pansarsweden

        And he lied to cover it up……..

      • Wisterley

        And opened a brothel in Canada. Which seems appropriate.

  • JWC

    Ya there is this guy , the king of Norland or something , and them Me Me and Me and My trade sanction are good better than those others i won’t enforce and then Me Me and Me and boy did I ever win the election with such bigly numbers

  • Michael R

    He’s not a president , stop meeting with him .

  • Sam_Handwich

    guess i’ll go to the grocery store

  • PickyPecker

    dump is being briefed right now.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGk0GQQR8Y

  • alc2018

    I guess I’ll re dust my countertops

  • Cackalaquiano

    Well this is sure to be embarrassing for us…

  • coram nobis

    Let me know if we get into a war with Sweden.

  • Halou

    Be sure to bump this topic tomorrow morning too so we can all make “last night in Sweden” jokes.

  • Rex

    Do you think Trump could locate Sweden on a map?

    • Moebym of the Returners

      Of course he could. It’s the country shaped like a p*nis, and the only p*nis in the world bigger than his own (in his own mind, of course). He’s got to keep score.

      Russia (home of his idol Putin), Sweden, the US, and Jina (home of that guy who’s president for life) are probably the only countries he can locate. Three of them also happen to be the biggest in terms of landmass in the world, so they’re kind of hard to miss on a world map even for a dunce like Trump.

    • TampaDink

      I doubt he can locate anywhere on a map.

      • AmeriCanadian

        I suspect he has trouble with “You are here” maps.

        • TampaDink

          It would help if he had the reading comprehension skills that other children master by 5th grade.

    • Cuberly Deux

      I’m putting money down he calls them “Swiss people” by accident at least once.

      • AmeriCanadian

        You KNOW he will. And he’ll mention cheese too. You watch.

        • Cuberly Deux

          “They make the cocoa, such great cocoa, I love their cocoa, where do they get cocoa in the alps, it’s amazing, such great people…great people, blonde people…..”

      • UrsusArctos 🐻

        I wonder if he’ll announce tariffs against those “Swedish cars”, you know, Vulvas.

    • prixator

      Do you think Trump could locate a map?

    • Bambino

      I don’t think he knows where Slovenia is.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    News Media: “Trump to hold a presser with Swedish PM”

    White House: “Please oh please oh please let him stay on script”

    Trump: “So, when does the King of Swèdden arrive?”

    White House: “oh god”

    Other Staff: “he really is a fucking moron.”

    Press Gallery: “Oh this is gonna be good”

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/EDLesh/status/971039364166967298
    Even if he did stand up for us (I doubt he would), he would help the Republicans keep the Senate majority and thus allow them to get confirmed anti-LGBT, racist, sexists judges to the courts.
    No thank you.

    • Boreal

      I hate gay Republicans far more than the straight ones. Contemptible fucks.

      • Ninja0980

        Yup.
        Even when their party makes it clear they hate us, they smugly reply that they can see beyond identity politics blah blah blah.
        Assholes, each and every one of them.

  • bkmn

    If the PM has any bad news to give Trump he should do it in Ikea instruction format.

  • UrsusArctos 🐻

    He’s HOPING they serve those delicious Schweddy Swedish Meat Balls.

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      Alec did the “ad” for them and you know how 45* loves him some Alex Alec Baldwin.

  • David Walker

    I think the Swedish PM should throw tons of shade (which, of course, the fucking moron won’t realize) for not using Sweden as an example of preferable white immigrants, rather than Norwegians. Sorry, zhera.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Hey, you’ve excluded Denmark and Iceland. Rude. / s

      • TampaDink

        And Finland too.

        • GanymedeRenard

          True!
          ____
          Edit to add: The country of Tom! How could I possibly forget that!

          • TampaDink

            I may have jumped the gun on that, perhaps you & David weren’t Finnish with your listing of Scandinavian countries.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Ha! I seed what you did there.

          • Natty Enquirer

            If only you would Dane to restrain yourself.

          • TampaDink

            I can’t….once I get started, I morph into Rose Nyland recounting tales from her childhood in St. Olav.

          • TampaDink

            Tom must always be remembered.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Always always always always always…

      • Gretchen

        I have a cute young friend in Denmark. Coincidently he is gay and single if anyone is interested.

        • GanymedeRenard

          I’m single. Just sayin’.

          • Gretchen

            I would totally fix you up.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Please do!

          • Gretchen

            Are you anywhere near Fredericia?

          • GanymedeRenard

            No, but I can travel to Denmark. 🙂

          • Gretchen

            You have my stamp of approval. I’m on Twitter @kidd_gretchen if you really want the scoop.

          • GanymedeRenard

            I absolutely do! Problem is, I don’t (and won’t) have a Twitter account, Gretchen. 🙁 Is there another means for this to happen?

          • Gretchen

            Sure. I’m kiddgretchen at gmail dot com

          • GanymedeRenard

            Expect my email very soon. 😉

          • zhera

            OMG adorable!

            We all expect an invite to the wedding!

          • GanymedeRenard

            You’ll be there, Zhera, right next to Gretchen if this happens!

          • zhera

            Denmark is doable for me. The US, not so much. 😀

          • GanymedeRenard

            I’m not from the U.S.A., but I’d still do most non-bigoted gay (men) U.S.A.-ans. And yes, I’m an ethical slut. LOL

          • GanymedeRenard

            I’m not sure I can afford to invite all of you JMGers! I could try, though. 😀

    • stevenj

      You misspelled Normaygians.

      • David Walker

        Damn! I was wondering why there was no jagged red line under that word.

    • zhera

      Oi!

      Meh, you’re right. There are more Swedes than Norwegians, and I think they might be statistically more blond as well.

  • bkmn
    • SkokieGuy -Irving Snorkelstein

      Some state prohibits age discrimination, so I think he may win.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Meatballs. He’ll make a stupid remark about meatballs. Or “Frozen.”

    Please, god, do not let him try to comment on Volvo. You know what I mean.

    And the PM will look at him like dog shit on the bottom of his shoe.

    • edrex

      or saab.

  • Jalapeño Business

    Maybe he can get Carson a good deal on some dining furniture from IKEA.

    • edrex

      he might have been able to separate conjoined twins (once), but i’m sure he’s not sharp enough to tackle an ikea project.

      • Gretchen

        Knowing Carson managed to become a neurosurgeon really makes me question just how intelligent my own doctors may be. I am suspicious that at least one may have skated through medical school on his charm and good looks.

        • edrex

          charm and good looks kind of keeps me going to my doctor (but he seems competent, too.)

          • Gretchen

            I have an orthopedist so good looking and charming that I would have let him perform my hysterectomy. I would surely leave the grouse spouse for him but he has SIX children.

        • Trump’s Triple Chin

          Uhm, where is this handsome, charming doctor’s office? And is he single? I’m sure he has malpractice insurance.

          • Gretchen

            Sorry. He’s all mine to covet. Well…mine and his far inferior wife’s

  • GanymedeRenard

    “Dancing queen, only 17” (of course, inverse the digits and you get the evil queen’s age).

    • Bambino

      Feel the piss from the tangerine oh yeah……..

  • Natty Enquirer
  • stevenj

    Janet Mayer (writer for the New Yorker, author – Dark Money) has written an article for the current New Yorker on Christopher Steele and his dossier. Among many other things it explains why John Kerry and Obama didn’t say anything before the 2016 election.

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/03/12/christopher-steele-the-man-behind-the-trump-dossier

    • The_Wretched

      I’ll go read it. My thoughts before hand is that Obama and the FEDDEMS were phobic of rocking the boat during the 2016 election and, as such, missed opportunity after opportunity to stand up.

      • stevenj

        They should have paid Kellyanne Conway to make the announcement. Because Republicans……..

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I just heard her interviewed on NPR. It’s definitely worth a listen, and the NYer article is def worth a read.
      https://www.wnyc.org/shows/freshair

    • BobSF_94117

      History will not look back favorably on President Obama’s failure to do more.

      • stevenj

        Maybe. So far history (mainly written by investigative journalists) has not looked favorably on the US for disrupting elections, deposing leaders, establishing a very profitable (for some) war machine from the 1950’s on. Not sure the majority of Americans have connected the dots as to why we are in such deep shit today. Much of this history can be culled from the National Archives, CIA and FBI archives.

        Mayer’s book Dark Money, while a totally depressing read, charts the tangled web of Koch bros money as well as other far right people financing and promoting their agenda in all 50 states. This also goes back decades.

  • justme
    • Joe in PA

      Right, “engaged”. Engaged meaning don’t do anything.

      • BobSF_94117

        “Engaged”. Yes, but for the Russian side.

  • Joe in PA

    so postponed till 3:30?

  • Cipher

    By this time this shit-show ends, he will have started a trade war over Swedish Fish.

    • BockMcMillan

      You guys love pickled herring that much, so you would go to war for them? WOWI I had no idea…

      What you say, instead of you fighting us for it, we generously inundate you with as much herring as you can suffer and don’t stop until you say “pretty, please”?

  • The_Wretched

    WE have podium!

    Podiumi? podimus?

    • KCMC

      Polonium?

  • The_Wretched

    5 minutes now, where is Zack Galifianakis?.

  • The_Wretched

    People are filtering in. Etiquette is to sit on your name card.

    • KCMC

      some of our asses have their own special other names. JS.

  • The_Wretched

    Sarah is there, it’s the big floral print on a table cloth dress.

    • Bambino

      That was just a table that got move.

  • Joe in PA

    Sarah is looking lovely.

  • pansarsweden

    Botched the name

    • KCMC

      Lutheran?

  • yes b’y
  • Natty Enquirer

    Will we ever elect a president who can pronounce “nuclear”?

    • KCMC

      PeninsUla

      • Joe in PA

        Peninshoelah.

        • KCMC

          Peninshinola

    • bkmn

      Obama could

  • Joe in PA

    Rs just can’t say “peninsula”. 🙁

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Resoprosatee !

  • William

    Dumpf got an extra helping of orange today. He has severe reverse raccoon eyes.

    • bkmn

      He really should upgrade to Agent Orange.

      • Treant

        Alas, that took 40 years and more to finally kill my father. Probably.

        So, too slow.

        • TampaDink

          Mine died from his exposure in less than 20 years. Lucky for him (and the rest of us, although it didn’t seem like good fortune at the time) he wasn’t diagnosed until less than 48 hours before he died.

          • Treant

            🙁

  • Bluto
  • Treant

    He’s white, so they might get along. And English isn’t the first language of either of them, so they’ll probably just smile and make nice.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Only one of them even has a first language.

  • HZ81

    God, such a shitty reader. Dunce-ass mofo.

  • TampaDink

    He can’t stand still, looks like a nervous 4th grader reading his book report out loud in front of the class…except he has no class.

    • HZ81

      Right? Offensive with coworkers who present in a similar style. Insane that the POTUS does it.

      • TampaDink

        Nothing is more insane than his rise to power.

  • William

    “Unhand my Volvo!”

  • Paula

    Will he be inviting Swedes to emigrate to the U.S.?

  • The_Wretched

    Swedish king-guy speaks better English than Donny the Unfit. Noticeably better.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Speaks, reads, comprehends.

      • William

        … walks, ties shoes, eats sensible meals…

    • Adam Schmidt

      Sweden has 86% English literacy and it’s taught in school (and they have very good schools). It’s almost impossible to find someone under 45 in Sweden who isn’t fluent in English. For all intents and purposes, they have the best English literacy in the world for whom English isn’t the primary spoken language.

  • safari

    Let me know if he punches a reporter.

  • evanedwards

    OT Special counsel has examined episodes involving Michael Cohen.

    Special counsel Robert Mueller is investigating a number of incidents involving President Donald Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen — including Cohen’s role in negotiations over a potential Trump Tower in Moscow, the Washington Post reported Tuesday.

    More here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/special-counsel-has-examined-episodes-involving-michael-cohen-trumps-longtime-lawyer/2018/03/06/4a2bd064-1b37-11e8-b2d9-08e748f892c0_story.html?utm_term=.dac43e60142c

    On edit: Oops, I accidentally posted a clip from the first story I came across quoting the Post, the clip came from here: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/06/mueller-is-reportedly-investigating-incidents-involving-trumps-lawyer.html However, it conveys the point nonetheless.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      My Lawyer is criminal.

      • evanedwards

        Q: What’s a criminal lawyer?
        A: Redundant. 🙂

  • Treant

    Sarah? Honey?

    …Naw, just forget it. You’re constitutionally incapable of taking fashion advice. Obviously.

    • KCMC

      Beware of the Florals of March.

      • Treant

        March golden showers bring overgrown flowers.

        • KCMC

          I do so love it in the spring when the giant print chlamydia are in bloom.

  • HZ81

    New sustainable tech? Hahahaha!!! Welcome to MAGA, Swede!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Excuse me, Lester.

  • HZ81

    God forbid we listen to someone else outside of the USA, I guess.

  • The_Wretched

    Lester….I wanted to hear the other guy too.

    I’m cynical, they did that to protect Donny from looking bad in comparison.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      He should have done the opposite. Cut in when Trump yaks

  • Ninja0980

    Ohh, he just told Trump to take his tariff idea and shove it.

  • Bluto
    • Treant

      “Definitely Swedish.”

    • BearEyes

      It translates to castle or fortress.

  • HZ81

    Did the POTUS just give him a noogie?

  • Joe in PA

    Of course Fox goes first.

    • HZ81

      Reality 2nd, always.

  • Joe in PA

    Mistreated “fairly”? WTAF?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Like a nice black eye.
      Really nice!

      • Joe in PA

        The best black eye!

    • KCMC

      Like, “unlawful sex with animals,”

  • Joe in PA

    “Our people”…just say it…it’s Obama’s fault!

  • HZ81

    The EU makes it impossible to do business with them? Really?

    • Joe in PA

      Trump. Is. An. Idiot.

  • billbear1961

    I’ve said for months that massive and relentless protests, coupled with economic measures, are necessary to save this democracy. More than ever, I stand by that. The Executive and Legislative branches of your traitorous federal government are leaving your elections wide open to the attacks of a hostile foreign power (conniving with Trump and the GOP so that they may maintain power and continue to transform your country into a banana republic), but you continue to recognize the authority of these gangsters, who are violating their oaths of allegiance to the Constitution by refusing to protect you, and you do not protest. Trump and the GOP are smearing the reputation of law enforcement in an attempt to undermine the Mueller investigation—the GOP Congress shows every sign that it will ignore any findings of the investigation; but you do not protest. The corruption of the Trump regime is unparalleled and galloping out of control—examples of it are multiplying in the press, every day; but you do not protest. Spokespeople at the White House have all the credibility of those who speak for the KREMLIN!

    YOU do not protest, and neither the CORPORATE media nor the Democratic party does ANYTHING to emphasize, to drive home, what is happening, how the corruption and assaults on the truth and the obstruction of justice are undermining democracy. No one demands public access to Trump’s financial history! The press and the Democrats do not hammer away at the regime’s refusal—theirs and their party’s—to protect the elections. They don’t hammer away at the galloping corruption. Why aren’t BOTH stories MAJOR headlines, every day, in all the major papers and on all the prominent news shows until the corruption STOPS and the elections are SECURE? Nunes is a LIAR, and you have proof that he and other Republicans have spread lies and distortions (and that Nunes has leaked Senate documents) in an attempt to undermine the Mueller investigation, but THIS is driven home by no one, as well! Nothing is done to call out the right’s media LIE machine, led by Fox, with all the proof, readily available, that they are serving as Trump’s Pravda! Articles do not pound away every day that ask how a proven pathological LIAR can possibly serve effectively as POTUS! You’re all waiting for MUELLER and his team to do ALL the work FOR you! In the meantime, the regime is not standing still: corruption (Pruitt with his private clients whose identities are kept secret, government policies decided based on what they can do to enrich Trump and his family, insider trading) and assaults on the rule of law continue—with the help of sometimes HALF the Democratic caucus in the Senate, the regime is stacking the courts with fanatics.

    If you lose the midterms, another set of compromised, likely stolen, elections, what THEN? You’ll effectively be kissing the rule of law goodbye—it will be suspended indefinitely, as they shut down or ignore Mueller, as they continue to stack the courts with fanatics who will help them undo a century of social progress and allow them to commit any other CRIME they like (help them further undermine the election process), as they enforce their callous policies and continue to rob the country blind, backed up by increasingly weaponized law enforcement. They will continue to consolidate their power and become so entrenched you will NEVER dislodge the THUGS with anything less than REVOLUTION.

  • HZ81

    Ha, what about all the workers who were laid off already?

    • Bluto

      Mulligans.

  • The_Wretched

    Protectionism is fail. Ask pretty much all the economists.

  • yes b’y
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    No biz is going to invest millions and millions on new production, since you will probably change your mind- Again!

  • safari
    • mikeinftl

      Yes he will make love to tariffs

    • HZ81

      God, Maggie the Stenographer is on it quick.

      • joe ho

        Only when she can pull herself away from Hillary’s emails.

    • Bambino

      He grab them by the you know what. That is his loving, loving way. And when you are a star……..you guys know the rest.

    • joe ho

      Just like the Trump admin claimed banning transgenders from the military was an act of love.

      They said that since transgenders have a higher suicide rate generally sparing them the stress of a military career was to help them.

      It really is Orwellian.

    • zhera

      He does tariffs the way he does women. He calls it love, they call it rape.

  • The_Wretched

    “our trade war will be done in a loving, loving way” -Trump

    • evanedwards

      if war is loving, then peace is hateful. He sort of botched Orwell there, but points for trying.

  • Bluto

    loving trade war?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    We lose our trade, we lose our Military?
    Who Knew ?!

  • Joe in PA

    To be honest with you…

    Good grief.

  • HZ81

    Ha, sure the “countries” said that. Sure.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    He couldn’t trade a pair of socks and come out with a good deal.

  • HZ81

    Why is his shiny red tie bib-sized?

  • another_steve

    A sad day for Sweden.

    For Swedes to have debased themselves so, by meeting with a sexual predator con artist.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Don’t break the podium

  • joe ho

    Trump’s always the coward. He hasn’t had a solo presser in over a year.

    • GlennF

      And of course the cowardly/complicit mainstream news media lets him get away with it. Just imagine the loud outcry from the MSM if a Democratic POTUS went this long without a solo press conference. The blatant double standards of the MSM are scandalous and outrageous!!!

  • HZ81

    If a country doesn’t have steel, it doesn’t have a country.

    Makes. Perfect. Sense.

    • Treant

      We’ll have to list the countries without significant iron and carbon resources.

      Hint: There really aren’t any. Maybe Tuvalu.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      The best countries are made of steel.

      • Bluto

        soft, beautiful, clean steel.

  • Joe in PA

    You were elected on racism schmuck.

    • Ninja0980

      Yup, it’s why all the folks up in arms about Farrakhan and how Democrats (most of them don’t) supporting him have no ground to stand on.

  • safari
  • Bluto

    Taken advantage of, none more so than the cheeto clan.

  • HZ81

    You have a problem with the immigration, with all those brown muslims.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Good white people

  • KCMC
    • another_steve

      I look for your comments, KCMC, because I know I’m always guaranteed to find trash there.

  • pansarsweden

    Many of my friends are from Sweden he said lol

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Drumpf’s father sperm donor Fred used to pass himself off as a Swede when he was renting apartments in Brooklyn and Queens after WWII to a largely Jewish market.

      • pansarsweden

        DJT continued that lie in his book.

  • Ninja0980

    He’s yammering again.

  • HZ81

    I live in a Swedish-centric neighborhood in Chicago.

    Check the news for arson and looting tonight. The sole perp will be adorable! Just sayin’.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Is he sucking on a lemon ?

  • EqualityForAll

    Volume is too low for me

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      same

  • Sam_Handwich

    guess i didn’t stay at the grocery store long enough

    • TampaDink

      And I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

    • KCMC

      Hey, where are the Nacho Bugles?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Daily Caller ??

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      And their ladies’ magazine, the Monthly Caller.

  • HZ81

    Daily Caller. Jesus fucking christ.

  • Joe in PA

    He is so fucking full of himself. Gag.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      ME!
      Not you.
      ME!

  • William

    I’ve got the volume down, did that reporter say he was from Gentleman Caller?

    • Joe in PA

      LOL…yes that was it!

    • KCMC

      Ashley Madison rebranded

      • Joe in PA

        Duggar, Duggar, Duggar, Duggar….

  • Bambino

    Every world leader appearing on the stage with that bone spur cadet in front of the press feels like a make shift babysitter to a brat being left in a hurry by his parents.

    • another_steve

      ^^ That.

  • HZ81

    President Dice Clay trying to get a zinger in there before talking about nuclear destruction.

  • Joe in PA

    Ya wanna piece of me?

    • GanymedeRenard

      I’m loving the hats, btw!

      • Joe in PA

        Thank you. 🙂

        • GanymedeRenard

          Calvin, Hobbes, and Ireland. A very fine ensemble!

          • TrollopeReader

            Calvin, Hobbes, Ireland AND Joe !! A quartet !!

          • GanymedeRenard

            Yes, sir!

          • TrollopeReader

            ok, at ease …..

          • GanymedeRenard

            :p

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ShitStorms have tremendous energy too dumbfuck

    • KCMC

      IBS

  • safari
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL STFU!

  • Joe in PA

    SHUT UP you fool

  • safari
    • Treant

      She’d have a better future at the Waffle House, but would still have to deal with Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

  • The FSB Ate Our Votes

    “Look at what happened last night in Sweden! In SWEDEN!!”

  • HZ81

    Daily Caller classily attacking the Swedish PM with, what surely is, absolute racist garbage from their website.

  • HZ81

    Swedish PM busting out winger lies on American soil. Good work.

    On edit: I mean, he’s debunking their nonsense. Just to be clear.

  • Joe in PA

    Bwahahaha

  • Sam_Handwich

    here we go

    • GanymedeRenard

      …again. My, my, how can I resist you! (credits to @disqus_kqg4Mg7rlG:disqus )

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    L I A R

  • William

    Deep study? Stop, I can’t breathe!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      My study is deeper than anyone else’s!

  • TrollopeReader

    Trump …. can you give your answers in coherent Swedish? The PM is speaking better English than you ….

  • HZ81

    So, yeah, no impact. Sure, asswipe.

    And you’ve done NOTHING!!!!

  • The_Wretched

    A “deep study” will tell us what do to about the votes system in 2018 – Donny.

    • TampaDink

      Subtext: We’ll commence this study in late November.

  • HZ81

    Get out of her office, already.

  • The FSB Ate Our Votes

    We have low energy Trump today?

    • The_Wretched

      They learned to give him downers before press conferences. Otherwise he goes a bit too far afield.

      • The FSB Ate Our Votes

        “I say we take the guns first. I like taking the guns first, then due process”

      • TrollopeReader

        Sam Nunberg has the uppers ….

  • TampaDink

    BULLSHIT! Congress authorized millions to investigate election meddling, they’ve spent zero on it.

  • TrollopeReader

    donnie .,.the question was about Russian interference….

    • The FSB Ate Our Votes

      Duck and cover?

      • TrollopeReader

        nyet and da?

      • TampaDink

        Goose & run like hell.

  • The FSB Ate Our Votes

    “It’s called paper”
    .
    I love how he acts like we’ve never heard of these things.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Comes from wood.
      Many people don’t know this.

      • edrex

        but this time we’ll make it from coal.

        • TrollopeReader

          next he’ll tell us how coke is made ….

  • Joe in PA

    Paper ballots don’t help voter rolls being hacked.

  • HZ81

    It’s called paper!

    Good God, I am out. And you’re not doing shit, you fuck face.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I bet you have

  • KCMC
  • EqualityForAll

    Did Russian meddling affect the presidential election? “Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no…”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=Tsl7-TJtPew

  • The_Wretched

    No, States are not going to paper Donny. I’d love it if they did but it’s not happening – especially where there are Republicans in control.

    Also, there’s other meddling such as targeted fake ads and throwing people off the rolls. That won’t be fixed by the balloting protocols.

  • Joe in PA

    This is so embarrassing.

    • The FSB Ate Our Votes

      In other words, Trump Tuesday.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Why can’t he just say he’s into vikings?

    • TampaDink

      Lard knows that I’m not shy about being into vikings.

      • Joe in PA

        Or the other way around. Ahem.

        • TampaDink

          I’d love for that to be proven true….soon & often.

        • TrollopeReader

          lozenge?? sound like a *cough*

      • GanymedeRenard

        I’m also into vikings sans the violence. But then again, that would make them ordinary Norse people, wouldn’t it? Oh well.

        • TampaDink

          I wonder if light bdsm would be enough to still maintain viking status.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Only light, yes, you little perv! LOL

          • TampaDink

            To quote Popeye (the sailor, not the organization frequented by Dr. Squinty Stabby) “I am what I am.”

          • GanymedeRenard

            As you should!

          • TampaDink

            As I do…or at least as I say, this is starting to sound like the adage, “do as I say, not what I do”.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Honey, words are the beginning of everything!

          • TampaDink

            And the end of many things.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Touché!

        • Ben in Oakland

          The only people that get both looks and brains in a husband are Other People.

          • GanymedeRenard

            I generally agree with that, yes.

      • The_Wretched
        • GanymedeRenard

          Hawt!

          • The_Wretched

            He’s the type I like. Sadly they don’t also usually make good conversationalists.

          • GanymedeRenard

            Yeah, but I like them brute just for a shag! I’d like to spend my life with someone more sensitive and intellectual – albeit not deprived from the hotness factor.

          • 2guysnamedjoe
        • TampaDink

          That’ll work…although the middle aged “off my lawn” part of my brain had to turn the sound way down.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        Joey, do you like movies about Vikings?

        • TampaDink

          And gladiator movies too. And yes, I have seen a grown man sweat.

  • The FSB Ate Our Votes

    What have you done with the $120 Million allocated in the budget to thwart the Russian hacking of our elections?

    • KCMC

      Kobach?

      • The FSB Ate Our Votes

        That kind of corruption doesn’t come cheap…

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Will all be used on MAGA hats, as a deterrent.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Quick exit.

    • The_Wretched

      very abrupt

    • Joe in PA

      He’s been watching Sarah Sanders.

  • The FSB Ate Our Votes

    Wow, that ending was unexpected and abrupt.
    ..says every woman who’s ever been with Trump.

  • safari
    • The FSB Ate Our Votes

      Come on, Vlad. Slip some Polonium into his Quarter Pounder with cheese and we’ll, you know, counteract it.

    • Ninja0980

      Of course he doesn’t care, he knows Russia is more likely to help him and Republicans then Democrats.

    • fuzzybits

      Is he gonna use bug spray?

  • The FSB Ate Our Votes
  • UrsusArctos 🐻

    I’m hoping angry Swedes remember to
    1. Rape
    2. Pillage
    THEN
    3. Burn
    after the insults fly.