Laura Ingraham Blames Parkland On Obama [VIDEO]

From Laura Ingraham’s website LifeZette:

“The Obama bureaucrats incentivized Broward [County] … awarding the district nearly $54 million in grants,” host Laura Ingraham explained.

“School administrators were basically paid to deal with student crime in-house and keep the cops off the premises.”

“By turning Broward schools and those across the nation into these social justice petri dishes, they may have facilitated a lunatic — and their soft policies have turned our schools into soft targets,” she added.

  • HomerTh

    Well at least they have stopped blaming FDR for recent events.

    • crewman

      Yeah, well, Obama was way more black than FDR, so…..

      Obama’s approval rating is still at 63%. Why do they continue thinking blaming such a well liked person is a good thing for them? Oh right. No other ideas.

      Trump ran on a strong sentiment of anti-Obama fervor. We didn’t realize he planned to govern for 4 years on a platform of anti-Obama policy too, but that’s exactly what he’s done.

      • Nowhereman

        And don’t forget, he’s still running against Hillary!

    • cleos_mom

      And Obama’s first election was the first national one in over 30 years that didn’t devolve into a sorepickingfest over Vietnam.

  • FAEN

    But of course. I wonder what took her so long. Everything is Obama’s fault 🙄

  • Ladies and gentlemen., I give you the party of personal responsibility.

    • JCF

      Sarah, darlin’, have I ever asked you if you’re single? 😉

      • Ha ha, I’m married. For 3 years this July too! =)

        • JCF

          Ah, ain’t that ever the way… Congrats anyway!

  • greenmanTN

    They’re still gonna be blaming the black man 10 years from now, aren’t they? Of course they will, because they’re “The Party Of Personal Responsibility(tm)”

  • Gigi

    I wish there really was a place called hell so Ingraham and the rest of the dirty, rotten, steaming pile of dog shit conservatives would burn for all eternity.

    • cleos_mom

      If so, you could tweak and use the Fundie rationalization for eternal punishment: their god was being merciful because he knew they wouldn’t be happy in Heaven with all those liberals, infidels and dark people.

  • SkokieGuy / May attempt snark

    Laura, not that I’m calling you a dumb blonde or anything, but it took you over two weeks to blame Obama? Really? Girl you are off your game.

    • Mark Née Fuzz

      I’ll do it. Laura, you’re a dumb blonde.

      • cleos_mom

        A dumb blonde with malfunctioning adenoids.

        • Helen Damnation™

          That voice! Worse than a thousand fingernails clawing down a very dry chalkboard!

    • Nowhereman

      She’s not a real blond. Real blonds are just as intelligent as anybody else. It’s the one’s who put bleach on their heads to make themselves look blond who are the stupid ones. And have you noticed how that “dumb blond” slur is only used against women?

      • SkokieGuy / May attempt snark

        Of course. I recognize the misogyny which is why I framed my comment the way I did. Sort of a play on Trump’s ‘I wouldn’t call him fat” idiocy (paraphrased) about North Korea.

        And yes, we all know the bulk of women on Fox have to conform to a very narrow model of what their market feels is acceptable for women.

      • ChrisMorley

        There’s always Milo, unfortunately.

        • Nowhereman

          He’s not a blond, either.

      • I used to be blonde and I heard it ALL THE TIME!

        • Nowhereman

          Me too! Now the roof is covered with snow. But it IS still covered!

    • Todd20036


  • Max_1
    • FAEN

      “We don’t care as long as we make money”

      • Joseph Miceli

        Wait…I thought that was Tony Perkins.
        I guess there’s room enough for all the sociopaths on the boat.

        • Nowhereman

          There’s a lot of overlap. They all consider themselves to be good christians, too. What kind of assault rifle do you think that Jesus would pack?

          • Joseph Miceli

            Why…one that would go with his blond hair and blue eyes, of course!

  • SoCalGal20

    Related: National Park Service refuses to grant a permit to March For Our Lives due to a “talent show” on the mall on the same day.

    • greenmanTN

      You’ve gotta be fuckin’ kidding me!

      • SoCalGal20

        Nope. If I were them I’d show up anyway. Fuck that fascist bullshit. I’d also sue the Park Service.

        • Nowhereman

          If that’s all there is to the “talent show”, they could just hold it at a local pub. I’d like to know if this was intentional. I’ll bet they would bump the talent show for the NRA…

        • bzrd

          they should arrive with signs:

          all children have

          then they would fit right in

      • cleos_mom

        Well, Ivanka has to unveil the spring line somewhere.

        • Joseph Miceli

          (slow applause)

    • Nowhereman

      Maybe they could just hold it on the White House lawn and the Capitol grounds instead.

    • JCF

      They’ve got a permit for nearby. I think they’re letting it go; so should we. Focus on TURNOUT!

  • Boreal
    • Nowhereman

      I think he has a vocabulary of about 200 words, many of which are not even real words. Koko the gorilla has over 1,000.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Did Putin pay her to say that? Does it take that long for Russian checks to clear?

  • Boreal
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    • Nowhereman

      Good idea! And let me report in. I have zero guns, have never had a gun, and I’ve shot zero people, ever.

      • Todd20036

        FAKE NEWS!!!

        I have no guns, and I’ve shot several people in the face….

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          What you did there. I see it.

        • Nowhereman

          I forgot where I was there for a moment…

  • Pip

    Yes. That’s why there was a fucking cop on campus. Ooooh, wait. That’s why there was only ONE cop on campus. There should have been a mini swat team there instead. Damn you Obama!!!

  • DJ John Bear

    Well, it was bound to happen. Wonder what took so long…

  • shellback
  • HozillaSmallpox

    Never trust finger quotes

  • leo77

    That still doesn’t explain why this kid, who was on everybody’s radar, slipped through the cracks.

    • worstcultever

      It wasn’t the kid. OBAMA was the shooter, wearing a kid costume.

      • Gigi

        Makes sense. /S

    • Reasonoverhate

      The issue that people don’t seem to understand is that he had committed no crimes. He was weird, anti social, and a general shitbag…..none of which is illegal. To have prevented Parkland, someone would have had to given up rights….access to guns or detaining people against their will.

      • leo77

        That’s true, once he turned 18 he couldn’t be forced to attend therapy or a special school against his will. So pretty much the only thing that would have reduced the likelihood of this is some law that would keep guns out of the hands of someone with his history.

    • Gigi

      If people report a gun nut who says he’s going to be the next school shooter online, can the police arrest him? If so, for what?

      • cleos_mom

        Might depend on the wannabe shooter’s skin color and religion.

        • Mikey

          well that’s easy…
          they arrest then release him if he’s white.
          anyone else he gets shot during the arrest for “resisting”.

  • Devon Rodriguez

    Fox News knows who they are speaking to:

    • Devon Rodriguez
      • Clive Johnson


    • Gigi

      And there you have it. This is what I got from some nutter on fb: “The Clintons are so money hungry and ruthless that they kill ANYONE who gets in their way!” I asked, “So why is Trump still alive?” What was the nutter’s response? Crickets, of course.

      • Devon Rodriguez

        They love conspiracy theories because they THINK they are getting information that NO ONE else is privy to…so they walk around taller and with more arrogance…shame really

        • jmax

          One of my father’s favorite phrases after I scold him for repeating some bit of right-wing nuttery from Fox News – “You just don’t understand.” Always said with a sad shake of the head and a bit of a chuckle, as if he’s sorry I’m not as knowledgeable as him.

          • Todd20036

            It doesn’t matter. Your father really doesn’t want the truth. He wants to be right. Believing Fox is correct runs along the lines of believing a given preacher is correct.

            In other words, Fox viewers belong to a type of cult.

        • Jie Xiongying

          This clip from a kid’s cartoon really sums this mindset up:

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        I don’t see how any of them can manage a relationship or a job. I’m surprised they don’t refuse to do any work at a job claiming that they’re not responsible for it or end up single permanently because they argue that Obama should have put out the garbage or put the chicken in the fridge to defrost the night before.

      • cleos_mom

        If that were true, HAHAHA Goodman would have been pushing up daisies for at least 18 months.

      • M Jackson

        Look at the sound of crickets as a welcome reprieve.

    • Nowhereman

      Stupid is as stupid is… And as an aside, those hats don’t look good on ANYBODY, and Trump is laughing all the way to the family slush fund.

    • zhera

      I wonder if that guy still thinks Obama was President then, or if someone told him how stupid he is. Most likely he’s surrounded by equally stupid people who don’t know better than him.

      • JCF

        Dunning-Kroger Effect.

      • wds

        Sadly, yes – he and many others believe that it was President Obama who was in office … besides, with what the believe, they have to blame the African American for everything … even the great train robbery I understand … LOL … it’s sad when bigotry overwhelms sense and common sense …

    • Ninja0980

      You can’t fix stupid.

  • TexasBoy

    But..but….it is fine to arrest and deport brown skinned people at school, court, doctor’s offices and so forth.

  • Kevin Andrews

    And we thought that the NRA was bat-shit crazy terrorists.
    This Tokyo Rove propagandist is as vile as Jabba The Rush and not nearly as attractive.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Decades from now, Obama could be dead and they’d still claim he rose from his grave just to hurt their fee-fees and make their milk sour.

  • mikeinftl

    She has no idea what she is talking about.

  • hdtex
  • M Jackson

    How long did it take you to come up with that one, you desperate hack?

  • Joseph Miceli

    For a sociopath, Laura doesn’t smell worse than a garbage fire. About the same actually.

  • JT

    Ingraham is a Nazi douchebag.

    • AstroCat

      A Nazi Twatwaffle.

  • pj

    sorry i didnt know i was supposed to pay attention to what a woman on fox had to say. oh and honey? love the blouse.

  • AtticusP
  • Gerry Fisher


    • Nowhereman

      Yadda yadda! (I agree.)

  • Nowhereman

    Yeah, making sure that military style assault rifles are available to the general public and that people who are mentally ill, domestic abusers or immature teenagers can readily get ahold of them has NOTHING to do with it…
    Guns don’t kill people. People WITH guns kill people.

  • Jack

    Who can we blame her on?

  • AstroCat

    Her herpes has seeped into her walnut sized brain.

  • Nic Peterson

    And the circle closes. Obama has been blamed and looks like we have a new shooter in MI. Walther, Reince, repeat.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • zhera

    Uhuh. And the Las Vegas shooter? What’s her pretzel explanation for him?

    Laura, you’re a nazi. A nazi bitch liar who laugh at children who bleed out in the school halls. Fuck you.

  • PhallicMetaphor

    Sounds reasonable every but guns is responsible for shootings.
    This doesn’t come off as heartless in anyway when we have had 3 school shootings in 2 weeks.

  • Jeff Breeze

    The blame Obama card expired last January, why cant they stop playing it? Oh that’s right, because they have nothing else.

    • PhallicMetaphor

      They need something other than crooked Hillary, blame Obama mixes it up.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Piss off, you Nazi (four letter word beginning with “c.”)

  • Paul Ohbehr L

    How about blaming this squawking chicken … was at past NRA conventions, used gunsights in advertising on opponents, went after Obama during Obama’s reign and also worked on Fox and was a blonde idiot stain on America though the Tea Party/Trumpers loved her. The alternative Laura Ingraham, though Laura Ingraham certainly wins the biggest right wing deflection beytch award today (with NRA’s Dana and the other blondes on Fox, though Dana isn’t blonde)

  • Paddycakes2001

    Nazi says what?

  • JWC

    Next they will blame the Darwin theory on Obama

  • -M-

    She, the NRA, and the rest of the thieving, fascist, “conservative” deplorables would have howled and blamed Obama if the police had tried to take the kid’s guns away before he shot anybody too.

  • andrew

    Actually the NRA and other right wing extremists like Ingrahm are the enablers of mass murderers. They use their influence to block all reasonable gun control legislation. Without the assault rapid fire weapons like the AR-15 many people would still be alive today.

  • Robincho

    From vast experience, Laura knows ALL about petri dishes, having been born in one…

  • Talisman
  • Gianni

    Laura, you host a show on FUX News. There’s your whole story.

  • northern_neighbour

    Wha’ ain’t yo the Precious One ‘an bless yo little heart, gurrrrl !!!!!!

    (SHRILL much, you fucking NRA WHORE?)

    … oopsie, … that was supposed to just be a little something in a thought balloon, guess it just slipped through the keyboard, oh well too late now ….

    Ancient Rome was full of expensive whores in frilly frocks just like you who sold a lot more than their (deadened) souls for dough. I assume any offspring you may have had, had no other moral guidance than to grow up incorrigibly CORRUPT and CRAVEN, just like the she-bitch who warped them into evil little sociopaths.

    But getting back to you Laura, you personally have so much dripping BLOOD on your Lady Macbethian hands, for all your wicked bullshit.

    I guess you can only hope that no imprecatory fissile intercepts your precious little hereafter in some Karmic way as a tragic yet totally random ricochet trajectory of Schrodingerian NRA physics. What a SAD way for you to go bye-bye! !!!

    Not that tears would well up in my eyes, toots.

  • JCF
  • Boreal