Laura Ingraham At CPAC: Liberals Are Like Herpes

Speaking at this morning’s opening CPAC session, state television propagandist Laura Ingraham ranted familiarly about the deep state, the leftist media, and the FBI, before launching into a twenty-minute ridiculing of progressives for failing to see that Donald Trump, the savior of America, was supernaturally destined for the White House. “They’re not mad because they’re winning on the left. They’re infuriated because they’re losing!” she rejoiced. Then she said this: “Liberals are kind of like herpes – just when you think you have it beat, they come back again!” The audience, of course, roared.

Conservative commentator Laura Ingraham, on stage at #CPAC2018, tells a joke comparing liberals to herpes. “Just when you have it beat, they come back again.”
The crowd laughs and claps.

— Anthony Zurcher (@awzurcher) February 23, 2018