Christian Prophetess Who Battles Hurricanes Says God Has Told Her Result Of Next Five Presidential Elections

Remember last year when Christian prophetess Kat Kerr hilariously faced down Hurricane Irma with her scepter? She’s back!

Kyly Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch:

“Even before Trump ran,” Kerr said, “God had been telling me that, ‘I’m going to make America greater than ever, it’s about to step into its destiny, but I can’t start this until I shift the government and there will be a president in the White House one day that will extend their hand to the believers.’”

“He caught me up to heaven, literally, months and months and months before,” Kerr continued, “and He said, ‘I’ve chosen Trump and people won’t like it and they won’t understand it but that doesn’t matter right now because I’m going to change America and I need him. He’s an all-American boy that is all for America, and he is smart, he can’t be bought, he can’t be moved, and he cannot be controlled.’ And He said, ‘He will know me and he will hear my voice.’”

“You better step back, because this is God’s time,” Kerr warned those who oppose Trump, adding that God told her that not only will Trump win reelection in 2020, but that Vice President Mike Pence will then be elected to two terms as president, as will whomever Pence chooses as his vice president. “The Father is saying this,” she said. “For 24 years, we will have God in that White House.”

  • Boreal

    Yet he couldn’t let her know she looks like a damn fool with that pink hair.

  • JoeMyGod

    It turns out that this freak show has a huge following on YouTube. The below clip about ex-gays has over 175,000 views.

    • Boreal

      I’m afraid for my sanity to go read the comments from followers.

      • Bambino

        If it brings you to orgasm go ahead 😛 No one will fault your kink.

        • Boreal

          Not my thing, Bambino.

          • Bambino

            I figure as much. I doubt it’s anyone thing in this community.

      • liondon#iamnotatraitor

        Most of them think more about gay sex than I do..

      • KarenAtFOH

        I did. No fire and brimstone, but same ole same ole.

      • MirrorMan

        Don’t. Just…don’t…

    • james1200
    • narutomania

      Views does not necessarily translate as supporters. Often, such kookoo batshittery is viewed by people like us who view it to know what The Crazies are saying.

      • glass

        So true. I love the 80 foot demon story. And all the Halloween scare tactics, so pathetic. Great for a laugh.

    • Kruhn

      As someone who grew in that mess, I can tell you, they love their prophesy. They keep forgetting that teensy weensy part of the Bible that says that the return of the Son of Man (a.k.a. Jesus) will be like that of a thief in the night.

      Even as a kid, I rolled my eyes at the BS.

      • Nowhereman

        And all we got was a thief in the White House.

      • David Walker

        It’s kinda like the second great commandment, “You will love your neighbor as yourself.” It’s there, but it’s a take it or leave it thing. Jeebus couldn’t possibly have actually meant that, could he?

    • kareemachan

      Probably russian bots.

    • Nowhereman

      It’s funny that they have adopted the color pink.

    • Helen Damnation™
    • David Walker

      So is she Kat Kerr (as in cat car) or Kat Kerr (as in cat cur)?

  • kelven

    If you think she and all the other cultists sound crazy now, just wait till their savior is on trial for treason.

    • Todd20036

      They’ll blame us for trumping up charges.

      • Christopher

        I’m sure we’ve got a trump card up the sleeve.

        • Scott Carpenter

          The truth will trump their lies.

    • Cackalaquiano

      That’s how they got started 2000 years ago…

  • Kevin Perez

    I just spoke with God and she said that Kat Kerr is full of shit.

  • Smokey

    “He’s an all-American boy that is all for America, and he is smart, he can’t be bought, he can’t be moved, and he cannot be controlled.”
    No collusion! No collusion! Who’s the puppet?

    • ClevelandJim

      That quote is about Obama, right?

  • Friday’s_cat

    Evangelical Christians who vote in 2020, 2024,2028,2032, and 2036 are committing the sin of blasphemy by not believing Kat Kerr.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Christopher

      Ooh Holy Spirit Fingers!

      • Lumpy Gaga

        They’re filling me!

        • liondon#iamnotatraitor

          Oh my.

          • Thornton

            Yeah….and it’s not….Lions and tigers and bears. AHAHAH HEHEHEHEH.

        • Nowhereman

          I’m speechless. Really. I’m laughing so hard that I can’t speak.

      • paganguy

        Jesus Jazz Hands?

        • Nowhereman

          Great minds and all that. That was my first thought as well.

      • Boreal
        • Thornton

          NO…you didn’t post this. I can’t stop laughing. Where do you guys get these pictures and clips? Damn. they are funny as $H!T. I love it. Now, what would Pat Robertson say? HAHAAHAHAH HEHEHEHEHE. Yeah. Believe it.

    • Oggum boogum!

    • Nowhereman

      Jazz Hands Jesus!

    • Mike Knife

      Jesus on meth.

    • rickhfx

      Jazz hands !.

    • Thornton

      Your post here is hysterical. I’m laughing my ass off and can’t stop. Where do you find $H!T like this? Enquiring minds want to know. Yeah.

      • Pollos Hermanos

        I’m a middle aged fag.

        We know humor.

        • Thornton

          I will be looking for more of your postings on forums in the future. I just know they will bring me a chuckle. Oh…and just so you will know. I am no spring chicken. When Stonewall happened in June of 1969, I was 24. Yep. And also so you will know. The photo of me as my icon here laughs coming.was taken in December of 2016. Take care and keep the laughs coming. Thank you……Thornton (Yes…it’s my real name. No time to play games at my age. GRIN!)

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)
  • Christopher
    • Thornton

      How true. How true. None of the stories in the ‘BuyBull’ have been substantiated by any other unbiased, legitimate, historical writings. NONE The places, yeah, but NOT the stories. That book is a crock and full of BULL and so many imbeciles BUY into it. They can’t think for themselves and ask questions. Believing blindly is so much easier.

  • Max_1
    • liondon#iamnotatraitor

      Well if I’m ever craving sour goat milk…

    • Mike Knife

      Our new god.

  • clay

    So, we get to stone her in 2, 6, 10, 14, or 18 years?

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      She seems pretty stoned already.

  • Mike C

    But what does Mrs. Axelby think?

  • joe ho

    Infantile omnipotence fantasies are a big part of the religious thing. You get to share in the omnipotence of an imaginary being while feigning subservience and modesty. Part of the depleted narcissistic pattern, too.

  • Boreal

    ‘he can’t be bought.’

    And the only proof you needed that she is more full of shit than a colostomy bag before shift change.

    • AmeriCanadian

      I’m so stealing that analogy! LOL!

  • Butch

    I would have thought god would take the time to mention something about your hair.

  • clay

    God / Gop: dysgraphia can be such a terrible disease.

  • Snarkaholic

    Another loon with eyes right out of Picasso’s Guernica:

  • JWC

    My gawd this crazy women probably has the transport wheels in every trailer park spinning to a low hum

  • Michael R
  • Reality.Bites

    I know off-hand vice-presidents have a poor track record at succeeding their president and the last time was over half a century ago.

    Nearly mathematically impossible for this to happen.

    And I wouldn’t believe her if she said she knew the results of her next 5 dye jobs.

    • Kruhn

      Actually 20 years, but your point still stands.

      • Reality.Bites

        I said elected. Not stole. Well no I didn’t. But it always needs to be brought up about his and Trump’s “elections”

        • Kruhn

          Bush Sr. won fair and square, but it’s 30 years. Miscalculated the length of time.

  • KarenAtFOH

    Her prophecy is a nightmare, and so it that outfit.

  • Cuberly Deux

    OT: Egads, donnie is fumbling his way through written statements again….yikes it’s bad. Worse than the slow kid in elementary school bad.

    (No offense to slow kids in elementary school.)

    • clay

      Is this the Australian joint-press conference?

      • William

        Didn’t the Aussie PM call Donald a fucking dotard during their first phone call and then hang up on him?

      • Cuberly Deux

        Yep, he was struggling through his crib notes. Embarrassing us as a country yet again….

  • Boreal
  • joe ho

    What have you done to its eyes? What have you done to it, you maniacs!

  • teedofftaxpayer

    God help us.

  • KevInPDX

    Why would their Christian God be concerned with just the USA and with our politics when “He” is all powerful?? WTF?

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    I have sudden craving for cotten candy with a side of cray cray.

    • Nowhereman

      Want some Freedumb Flies with that?

  • greenmanTN

    Love your hair, hope you win!

    • ClevelandJim

      Ah, one of my favorite lines of all time, thanks!!

  • TheManicMechanic

    Go play in traffic, ya stupid godcunt.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    OT, but Laura Ingraham is such an asshole!

    • Reality.Bites

      TBH I think most NRA supporters would agree that Marco is an easily-bought stooge.

      There have certainly been Democratic politicians whose political agenda I supported who were out and out crooks.

    • Lizard

      Remember, Wayne Lapierre and Trump calling for arming teachers know what they’re talking about, but the teenagers who watched their classmates and teachers die are disrespectful snot-nosed kids who aren’t old enough to know any better.

      Also note that Ingraham doesn’t actually refute the insinuation that Marco Rubio has been bought off by the NRA. She just attacks Chadwick, because attacking impassioned progressives is all these assholes know how to do.

      • Steverino

        Anti-liberal and anti-progressive trolling is all they have.

    • Matt Williams

      Sara’s actual word were ‘We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.’

      How conservatives speak to and talk about teens: Lie like fuck.

  • WNY

    Did Gawd tell her to dye her hair that color? He has a sick sense of humor.

    • Pollos Hermanos

      “Thou hair shall be pinketh and pinketh shall be thine hair”.

    • Boreal

      He’s a cruel, petty and vengeful figure.

  • hdtex

    God told me this bitch suffers from a serious psychosis and lacks a sassy gay friend who would advise her against that tragic choice of hair color.

    • Scott Carpenter

      My first thought on seeing the photo was “Miss Clairol hates this woman.”

      • David Walker

        Miss Clairol ain’t the only one.

  • Oh, come on! It’s easy to guess five names that aren’t Trump!

  • Ninja0980
    O/T but the three judge panel selected to hear the PA Republicans attempts to do away with the newly drawn map are two W judges and a Bush Sr. judge.
    Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

    • William

      Texas courts went through a whole slew of redistricting maps. They finally settled on one just so people could vote in the 2016 primary. We are still living with that Gerrymandered creature.

  • Natty Enquirer

    “He’s an all-American boy that is all for America, and he is smart, he can’t be bought, he can’t be moved, and he cannot be controlled.” A succinct recital of the lies that put Trump into office.

  • crewman

    Mixing this with a current issue: if god talks to you directly, that would be a good indication you should not have any weapons.

    • Nowhereman

      Hear hear. Or run for congress.

    • Thornton

      Personally, I believe if God is talking directly to you, it is a sign for the need of psychiatric help. LOTS of it.

  • greenmanTN
    • William

      That looks like a driver’s license photo.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci
    • McSwagg

      Something is wrong with this photo. Her mascara isn’t running down her cheeks.

  • William
  • MonochromeMouse

    If trump gets 2 terms and then pence gets a term then civil war 2 will definitely happen.

  • Christopher

    Great! Now we’re getting a lecture and predictions from Raspberry Tart!

  • narutomania

    I wonder if the sky in her world is as bright pink as that mop on her addled head.

  • bkmn

    Has she been drinking her hair dye?

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Her bacon eating Baptist ass and that Easter Egg pink makes me think of.

  • Makoto

    ““You better step back, because this is God’s time,” Kerr warned those who oppose Trump”

    “I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.” – 1 Timothy 2:12

    Your god seems really inconsistent about if I should listen to you, if he would tell you things, or anything else…

    • Mikey

      I wonder if someone could get away with stoning her?
      I mean, it fits into her religious delusions and is actually part of the “laws” she promotes.

  • Captain Jack I found this on this site , and thank you …but it seems appropriate for her..

  • AmeriCanadian
  • William

    Let Julia handle this.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Hasn’t your god told you, ma’am, that pink hair is unnatural?
    Edit to add: You must be living in an alternative universe when you call a 70-year-old man a “boy”. And when you complement it with an “All-American” description, you know that’s code for “White”.

  • Nowhereman

    Ha ha, joke’s on her. There’s a fucking blithering idiot con man in the White house, and an army or mostly women and teenagers who are marching on Washington.

    I wonder what gawd thinks about what she did to the hair he gave her? And space travel, too! I wonder if she could tell the astronomers where to point the Hubble so we can get a glimpse of this heaven she speaks of.

  • shellback

    Kat, How much do you charge to haunt a house?

  • HZ81

    Future P!nk is scary looking.

  • Mike Rasor

    “You can safely assume you’ve created god in your own image when it turns out that god hates all the same people you do.” – Anne Lamott

    • Nowhereman

      I wonder if god dyes his hair pink?

  • Nowhereman

    By their fruits ye shall know them. Or in this case, by their fruitcakes.

  • So if all five of those aren’t right will she admit that she’s a fraud?

  • barrykyle415

    I call bullshit. If God is offering her his advice, he surely would have advised against that hair style.

  • Talisman

    They stone false prophets, don’t they?

  • Lazycrockett

    So dog can only see 13 years into the future?

  • Clive Johnson

    Infantile religion…

  • AmeriCanadian

    Are there any examples of “god” talking to women in the bible?

    I’m waiting.

    • TexasBoy

      Well, he did talk to Mary before he raped her and knocked her up.

      • Publius

        It was Gabriel, an angel, that spoke to Mary. See: Luke 1:26-38

        • TexasBoy

          You’re right…I stand corrected.

    • madknits

      I believe he spoke to Gomer, the mother of Japheth.
      He spoke to Sarah.
      He may have spoken to Tsipporah, the wife of Moses, but I’d have to go check the references.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Thanks for that. They don’t seem to rate highly in Google search results because I could not easily find any examples.

      • Publius

        I think the OP’s implication is right. If I’m not mistaken, God (as is being referenced to here) never speaks to women in the Bible. In the case of Sarah, she only overheard God telling Abraham she would have a child. I don’t think he spoke to Gomer or Tsipporah either.

        But it gets more complicated for religions believing in the Trinity, which holds that Jesus is consubstantial with the “Father,” along with the “Holy Spirit,” which together make God. In the Bible, Jesus speaks to women several times.

        • madknits

          God does address Hagar directly, when he asks her where she is going after she has fled Sarai. But women don’t get the important policy stuff that the men do.

          • Publius

            Of course, my mistake. And I think I left out Eve, the first woman God speaks to.

          • madknits

            He also speaks to Rebekkah and Hanah (that is who I was thinking of when I said Gomer; it’s been long time since I’ve read anything biblical, and divinity school was 30 years ago). But again, it’s always about fertility, rather than policy.

          • God asks her where she is going?

            not very “Know-All” then, is he?

    • Lars Littlefield


      • Lazycrockett

        Only Angels talked to Mary.

  • Bluto

    If this is true then her god is a bigger kkkunt than she is.

  • Lars Littlefield

    John, Chapter 4. verse one: “Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.” Especially bitches with bad pink hair.

  • Hank

    Based upon Rethuglican logic, THIS is one NUTJOB, that should NEVER have a GUN!!!!

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent
    • thatotherjean

      Theresa of Avila?

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Yes. Bernini.

        • RexDaddy

          If that is transcendent love I think I have felt it…

  • Rex

    The crazy this week has been off the charts.

  • toddc

    for the last effing time: God did NOT put Frump in the White House. I don’t care who your (G) od is. He/She doesnt give a flying first class eff about who is in the white house, or the kremlin or anywhere else. Please get that through your right-winged, evangelistic asshat head of yours! thank you.

  • Boy Elvis

    Odd that she hasn’t told her how to brush her hair.

  • 2patricius2

    He’s an all-American boy that is all for America, and he is smart, he can’t be bought, he can’t be moved, and he cannot be controlled.’

    Tell that to the NRA and the FBI and to Putin.

  • Richard Rush

    This is just one of many modern-day examples of how “God’s Word” came to be created thousands of years ago by delusional and/or fraudulent people. I don’t understand why the Bible hasn’t been continually amended to include the words of people like Kat Kerr . . . because her words have about the same level of validity as those of ancient people. But, I would say that Kerr is much more likely to be a fraud than ancient people because they had virtually nothing more than ignorance and delusional to work with.

  • Mike

    Hair dye poisoning?

  • FAEN

    it’s a shame there isn’t a law that lets us all slap her until the blood flows from her face for being wrong. There certainly should be.

  • orion dumptee

    wow,,,delusional big tyme…Wonder if that has anything to do with her evening at the carnival… where she FELL into the cotton candy machine

  • Lizard

    “…as will whomever Pence chooses as his vice president.”

    Well that’s awfully nonspecific. Conveniently nonspecific.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Ok then, whatever you say.

  • Halou

    “He’s an all-American boy that is all for America”

    Oh, really? God actually said that?
    Shame she couldn’t have, y’know, come out with this before the election.

  • Mikey

    It’s quite simple: either she’s a scam-artist of the utmost creativity, or she’s a lunatic who belongs under psychiatric help.
    Either way, she should be locked up, if not for the good of others, at least for hers.

    • Lizard

      Wasn’t she the one trying (and obviously failing) to ward off hurricanes with a staff that looked suspiciously like a vibrator?

      • Lars Littlefield

        She’s a fake. Everyone knows you need to wrap yourself in aluminum foil for that to work.

  • Trump cannot be bought?

    thats a laugh and a half

    he does nothing but sell himself

    • Halou

      Of course Trump ‘can’t be bought’. He shills on behalf of foreign tyrants for free! Why buy something that offers itself to you for nothing?

      • Juvela Bumblebee

        Well, no, he is not doing it for free… money laundering with a bit off the top for him… as well as “free” campaign advisors.

  • geoffalnutt

    Love the punked out hair color!

    • Lizard

      I thought hair dye and makeup were of the Devil.

      …which sect of Christian batshittery are we in again? I’m starting to lose track.

  • -M-

    Hah! Can’t be bought, compliment his hair or tie and he’ll tell you the name of an Israeli spy and try to give you a fiefdom.

  • Mark Abbott

    We already have “God” in the white house. I’m sure when he’s naked, Trump looks just like one of those gold buddhas.

    • Renfield

      Oh no. Those buddhas are pretty neat looking. The shitgibbon looks like the orange dingleberry he is. Few people in the world look as disgusting as he looks. And is as disgusting.

  • Mark Nicholas

    Dumb ass twat.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I just see an emergency mental health patient.

  • D. J.

    Trump can’t be bought? Well he sure likes to be paid (off).

  • Steverino

    Okay, somebody cue the gif of Barry Goldwater and the “preachers” taking over the Republican Party, and what a damned problem that would be…

  • glass
  • Lindoro Almaviva

    I am going to make a prediction, and then read the article: God told her All OF THEM WILL BE REPUBLICANS AND THAT HE WILL ANOINT THEM ALL.


    OK, I am back… LOL

  • “. . . he can’t be bought, he can’t be moved, and he cannot be controlled.”


  • ted-

    Will someone slap the crazy out of her?

  • fuzzybits
  • Rick Zajac

    Did God tell her to dye her hair pink?

  • Scott MB

    Why is it these nutcases always say that “god told them this or that will happen” after the fact. Why didn’t she write this down, seal it in an envelope and mail it back to herself when “god” told her this. She could have also paced it in the hands of a lawyer for safe keeping until it comes to pass. But she didn’t so all we have is her word on it, which ain’t shit.

    I got a message from “god” too. He says that he doesn’t know you or the greatest majority of the people masquerading as christians. You don’t embody what Jesus taught, you know the whole “what you do unto the least of these you do unto me.” I think that’s pretty straight forward

  • ‘Til Tuesday
  • Gregory In Seattle

    When her prophesies prove false, can we do unto her what the Bible DEMANDS that people do to false prophets?

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    Because fuck free will.

  • Barbara McNeill

    Haven’t they reviewed her meds yet?

    • FelineMama

      Maybe LSD has made a comeback.
      I think what she & her like minded idiots are preachin’ , is the rapture. That’s their orgasm. They believe this & can’t wait. Me neither!! I would greatly look forward for these beings to float away.

  • JDS

    You are so full of shit you crazy cotton candy haired cow.

  • Joe Krumbach

    That poor broad needs meds, and a makeover.

  • David Gervais

    By “he can’t be bought”, she means that he has already been bought. She and Trump believe that once bought, an honest Republican’t stays bought.

    • FelineMama

      Yep. No refunds, No exchanges!

  • rednekokie

    I wonder if god told her to dye her hair pink!

  • Kissmagrits

    Let me guess, Ms. Kerr…..Putin, Putin, Rasputin, the Red Baron and Snoopy.

  • Robert Flanagan

    So, this means there is no free will. God has ordained how people will vote in the future.ou cannot have it two ways honey.

  • Gianni

    Being a kook, especially a kook with religion, is apparently a progressive illness. They just keep getting kookier by the day. “…He’s an all-American boy that is all for America, and he is smart, he can’t be bought, he can’t be moved, and he cannot be controlled.”….Obviously you’re not talking about the same Prez we all have seen and come to know. Donnie is all for himself and anything that he believes makes HIM look better in his own pea-brain. Honey, flatter him in any way and you’ll get a staff position. Talk to Pooty Poot about how Donnie can’t be controlled – what a laugh!

  • DaveMiller135

    I’m pleased she, and her deity, foresee 5 elections in the immediate enough future to include Pence. IOW, it’s not just Trump onward to the horizon.

    “He’s an all-American boy that is all for America, and he is smart, he can’t be bought, he can’t be moved, and he cannot be controlled.”

    Boy did they back the wrong horse.

    In other news, that hair seems like a desperate cry for help.

  • Jay Silversmith

    They say the first sign of demon possession is yer hair turns pink.

  • Mickeebee68

    Forgive my profanity. Fcukoff crunt. God hates your guts.

  • Dennis Allred

    In biblical times she would have been dragged outside the camp of Israel and stoned to death. God, those were the good old days.

  • fahvel

    I have always known that god was a mean mthrfkr. And also very glad he likes other countries better than your usa – just sitting on his three legged stool in a grey clouds looking down at his minions, all of whom have great calloused knees and empty skulls, heavenly biere in one hand and the great aegis in the other – what a guy!

  • Trump can’t be controlled? True, that part’s true. The rest is crap, including that he can’t be bought. He can be bribed with flattery, with pomp and circumstance, with Russian “encouragement. . .” But the biggest crock is that “God” is anywhere near Trump. I can’t imagine what kind of reality distortion lens you have to view him through to see God.

  • Thornton

    With hair like that she must be a closet lesbian and just can’t fight it.

  • wds

    Sweetie, First off, if you really “know” your Bible and God – you are very well aware of what happens when every “self proclaimed” prophets get one tiny iota of “God says” wrong is to result in a very bloody and painful death…and with all your errors – you’re past your “stone by date”. And 2nd – you being in Heaven is – um – very un-biblical … there is no sin/evil there – so, what the h**l were YOU doing there? … I’d really like to see what this witch (and scripturally, that’s exactly what she is) will come up with, when Hair Furor is indicted and/or removed … ROFLMAO

  • Gene Perry

    Well, gee, thanks Kat. Saves me all that trouble of voting.