Nick Offerman To “Pro-Slaughter” NRA: Please Eat Shit

Last night after the conclusion of CNN’s town hall, the NRA posted a gif featuring Parks And Recreation star Amy Poehler as a way of thanking Dana Loesch for “being the voice of over five million NRA members.” Poehler’s co-star in the show, Nick Offerman, was not having it and replied with a demand that the “pro-slaughter” NRA remove the gif and also “please eat shit.” At this writing Offerman’s response has 20 times the likes of the NRA’s tweet.

  • Todd20036

    Well, he did say “please”.

  • Gerry Fisher

    In another dimension, I am *surely* Nick Offerman’s husband.

    • Mark Née Fuzz

      But don’t look a bit like Megan Mullally.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        Who?

        • Gerry Fisher

          In this dimension, it’s like totes “Hands off!”

        • Mark Née Fuzz

          Or Anastasia Beaverhousen

        • Gregory B

          Drink this now! *hands AB emergency Cosmo*

  • Bambino

    I know I love me some Stan Walker.

  • Devon Rodriguez

    Dana (many of the members of the NRA and gun nuts) would happily EAT SHIT in order to keep their guns…

    Think One Girl and a Cup…

  • Michael R

    “Parks and Recreation” co-creator Michael Shur responded to the NRA’s tweet by asking the organization to take the GIF down. Since Poehler doesn’t have an official Twitter account, Shur also shared a text message he received from the Massachusetts native about her thoughts on the matter.

    “I would prefer you not use a GIF from a show I worked on to promote your pro-slaughter agenda,” Shur wrote. “Also, Amy isn’t on Twitter, but she texted me a message: ‘Can you tweet the NRA for me and tell them I said f–k off?'”

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Why do i think I am Married to this man? Or he was a plumber I almost Had a quickie with? Or will and Grave have been both dating? I’m perplexed

    • JAX

      Have another martini; those thoughts will dissipate.

  • Bambino

    safari was asking about a good name to call these deplorables. While it sounds a little clumsy, I think pro-slaughter or pro-slaughterers is a good one for now.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Kid Killers who belong to the KKA ( Kid Killers of America )

      • bzrd

        or Kind Kid Killers
        KKK

    • MoonlightUnkindledOne

      Pro child-murderers.

      • Bambino

        I don’t think the NRA have any restriction as to who they can profit from. A body count is a body count. They each worth something to the terror cells. The more the merrier.

    • RemusL

      How about Slaughterhouse-45?

  • Rex

    So, the voice of over 5 million NRA members is a gun-obsessed bitch. Seems about right.

    • Todd20036

      I have a hunch many of the NRA members still think the NRA is a sporting club, or they were members and haven’t paid dues in years.

      • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

        Then they’re illiterate, which would come as no surprise.

      • Bambino

        I wonder if the NRA is like the Columbia House Music Club. Instead of sending you a cd or a cassette monthly, they send you a bullet every month as a reminder of your lifetime membership you cannot unsubscribe.

      • Rex

        I have a hunch many of the NRA members can’t read and don’t want to.

        • Kruhn

          There still are the pretty pictures. It’s like Playboy. No one reads them for the articles.

      • SkokieGuy / May attempt snark

        Or they were given a free membership when they purchased their gun to help pump up the membership numbers. They get a free subscription to the NRA magazine, so inflated subcription numbers mean higher advertising rates. Rinse, lather, reapeat.

        From Thom Hartmann:

        The NRA keeps it’s membership numbers secret but every now in
        then, like after the Newtown shootings, they’ll brag that they gained 100k or 200k new members… as if this is proof the public is behind their irresponsible Gun Nut dementia.

        But the purchase of many guns comes with free NRA memberships as does this gun:

        http://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=638&category=Revolver&to

        This offer was started at least in 2006 and has run every year since

        http://www.taurususa.com/pdf/nra2006offer.pdf
        http://www.taurususa.com/pdf/nra2013offer.pdf

        I don’t know how many firearms Taurus sold during those years… but say it’s a modest 50k a year that’s 350k firearms over the last 7
        years… and at $35 for each NRA membership, that’s $12.5 million. Of course the NRA might be willing to accept half that just to claim the increased membership.

        Since the cost of membership includes a free subscription to one of the NRA’s magazines, someone must be paying. So where does the money come from? Are the gun manufactures subsidizing these “free” memberships? Has the NRA convinced the gun manufactures to put on to the price of these firearms a “NRA tax”?

    • j.martindale

      Three percent of the population owns 50 percent of the guns. That is the crazy ammosexual group. One issue voters. Funds NRA and slaughter supporting Rethug congressmen.

  • Bluto

    We need to destroy this terrorism organization.

    • joe ho

      That means sustained disciplined voting. Not something liberals are good at.

      • Bluto

        That’s only 1 way to destroy them.

        • billbear1961

          Yes, every conceivable type of SABOTAGE to disable them.

          • Ivan T. Errible

            including the use of CAPS!!!

      • Bad Tom

        We need to learn.

        • joe ho

          First, people need to admit the problem. The Bernie or Busters and Green Partiers still don’t get it. Even some moderates here don’t understand the statistics showing that liberals vote at a lower percentage than conservatives. A greater percentage of liberals don’t even bother to register to vote. If everybody voted, progressives would almost always win. And that’s the sad part.

          • Bad Tom

            This November is going to be a great big test.
            Whether we fail or not is on us.

  • LeeCMH

    The nuclear bomb did not kill anybody! The person who pushed the button did!

    • lymis

      And if they didn’t want to be incinerated, they shouldn’t have chosen to live in Hiroshima or Nagasaki.
      /s

      • netxtown

        I have looked at the ‘after’ pics – and the ghastly horror leaves me screaming. it may have ended the war – but there is no justification in the killing of so many innocents.

      • Silver Badger

        Or New York or Chicago or Denver or Los Angeles.

  • Wisterley

    Five million members? I bet far more Americans have subscriptions to regional theatres, belong to museums, subscribe to PBS, read books, belong to libraries…

    • Dayglo

      I wish I had your optimism.

      • Wisterley

        Me too.

  • Dayglo

    Nick and Megan straight up RULE!

  • Taylor Bixler
  • Gustav2

    When they claim 5 million members in the NRA, it is important to note gun shops and shooting ranges give discounts to members. Some shooting ranges include the membership the first time to go, then give you 5 bucks off the next time.

    • Bambino

      We should ask how the One Million Moms get their numbers.

  • Rex

    The NRA does not work for the gun owners, they work for the gun manufacturers and sellers.

  • SoCalGal20
    • Rex

      Great people and great Americans that are fine with the slaughter of American citizens. Very fine people, sounds familiar.

    • Bryan

      “No more gun-free zones!”

      • Snarkaholic

        “And now you’ll have an excuse to kill anyone at the office who happens to annoy you…like that bitch Barbara in Accounting!
        (“Calculator??? I thought she was holding a Glock!!!”)

      • Christopher

        “We’ll be setting up Free Gun Zones!” —GOP (Allegedly)

    • Are you really surprised?

    • Rex

      This tweet was paid for by the NRA.

    • billbear1961

      They’ve got the blood of CHILDREN on their hands, you fucking goddamned BASTARD.

      Just when I thought I couldn’t possibly HATE this goddamned bastard any more than I already did, him and all the other filthy DEGENERATES on the right!

      • PickyPecker
        • billbear1961

          Hello, sweetheart!

          I’m always so glad to see you!

          XOXO

      • Ivan T. Errible

        And the blood of all those CAPS!!!
        Will somebody please think of the CAPS!!!

    • GayOldLady

      OMG…….In that tweet he showed more compassion and concern for LaPierre than he did all of the victims of Parkland.

      • bzrd

        ’cause there good people on both sides

      • Reality.Bites

        He’ll show compassion for any High school student who’s an old white man

    • Bambino

      Anyone who stuff money in his pockets are good people.

  • LeeCMH

    Tanks don’t kill people. Tank operators kill people.

    • MoonlightUnkindledOne

      …With tanks. It shouldn’t need to be said, but for far too many on the right, it does need said.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • bzrd

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • RobynWatts

    I may be the last person that hasn’t seen a single episode of ‘Parks & Recreation’. After what Offerman and Poehler had said to the NRA, I will definitely start binge-watching it this weekend!

    • Gustav2

      You are not the last person…me, too.

    • lymis

      Me either. I don’t disapprove of it, just never got around to it.

      • DN

        At the time I found it entirely too derivative. Oh look, the guys who made the American “Office” return to the well.

        With the Office so far in the rear view mirror, the show came to stand on its own 🙂

    • Michael White

      I have not watched it either.

    • CharlestonDave

      You have several wonderful weekends ahead!

  • Jefe5084
    • GayOldLady

      What a Nincompoop DJT is. I have a 10 year old Granddaughter who could have gone into that meeting and behaved in a more informed, concerned, compassionate and Presidential manner that our idiot POTUS. He’s an embarrassment to our country.

    • The_Wretched

      “Basic competence” or “basic empathy” aren’t phrases that apply to Trump.

      And there is that 45 on his cuff again. He might forget otherwise.

      • bzrd

        with dementia, he needs the 45 to remind him what’s going on

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      And the other side says:
      6. Do not grab anyone’s pussy.
      7. Don’t play with your zipper.
      8. Don’t drool on Hope Hicks.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Both sides!

      • prixator

        Don’t pick your nose.

    • TexasBoy

      Notice he has to have any inkling of compassionate words written down for him.

    • DN

      The embroidery grosses me out nearly as much

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      And his shirt cuff is monogrammed with ’45’…its narcissism knows no bounds.

      • stuckinthewoods

        I think of him as POTUS 404, the Error Message.

        • prixator

          “President Not Found”

  • PickyPecker
    • Robincho

      If Wayne were a sailor and I the captain, I’d keelhaul his ass…

  • DisqusD37

    Hold me, Nick.

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)
  • Gil

    Think about how many teenagers who are in high school today will be able to vote in the next presidential election…….This may, or should be, scaring the mud out of republicans….

    • bzrd

      one young man last night who lost a dear friend in the shooting said he turned 18 the next day. You can bet he will vote in the primaries

    • stuckinthewoods

      About 3.6 million will graduate from high school, which could amount to a considerable bloc were there unity on this issue. Over 500,000 in Florida alone.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    That pic of Dana Loesch makes her look remarkably like Patty Hearst’s character in Serial Mom–and I bet Dana wears white shoes after Labor Day.

  • TexasBoy

    Some people I went to High School with were passing through town, and I had the pleasure of having dinner with them last night. They like Trump…and the subject of the school shooting came up, and even they said no private citizen has any business owning an AR-15, and that automatic/semiautomatic weapons should be banned. So even some of the GOP base knows that.

    • GayOldLady

      66% of the country supports banning Assault Rifles and the accessories that turn other semi-automatic weapons into WMD’s.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    Wayne LaPierre in on the CPAC stage cutting his own throat:

    – liberals and elites don’t care about schools or safety only control of your life and freedoms
    – pushing for gun control laws is disrespectful and ghoulish
    – MSM is at war with the NRA

    Fuck this shitbag

    • bkmn

      They are going to double down on their right wing bubble, trying to delude themselves into thinking this is how the entire country feels, when the exact opposite is true.

      • RaygunsGoZap

        I hope so!

      • billbear1961

        But remember that the elections are NOT secure, and they’re going to push every conceivable LIE they can think of–and the miserable FUCKS in the media will NOT stand up to them and EXPOSE them for what they are. The WHORES call that being “impartial,” but suppression of the truth to cover up for murderous GANGSTERS is NOT impartiality–no, it is COMPLICITY with EVIL.

        • Ivan T. Errible

          And the CAPS-don’t forget about the CAPS!!!

    • clay

      – liberals and elites don’t care about schools or safety only control of your life and freedoms

      i.e. slash state and local taxes and public school funding.

    • Michael White

      Time to take away his tax exempt status

    • Lars Littlefield

      I’m actually watching him stumble through his speech right now. He’s getting real, real old.

    • MoonlightUnkindledOne

      Wayne is really projecting with the “don’t care about schools and safety” bit. Ghoulish bastard.

  • kanehau

    Just got banned from Twitter for 11 hours for too many nasty comments to the NRA.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    OT: Have y’all seen how Sally Field’s gay son, Sam Greisman, responded to a concerned Christian? This was started with Sally trying to get Adam Rippon interested in her son. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4f1c9aa18c2251dd46d4706976875b3fd6e1c8d948214d953105c08662dfdd88.png

    • Silver Badger

      Are we witnessing the birth of a new celebrity?

    • Joe in PA

      I love that parenthetical “God” to explain who Jesus is. Ya can’t make this shit up. LOL.

    • billbear1961

      Because he LOVES him!

      Condescending, hateful LIAR!

    • The_Wretched

      My ‘unsolicited advice’ is to drop your religion and spend time traveling in different cultures. Why? I don’t love you but I do want you to stop being an asshole.

    • Lars Littlefield

      What is Jesus supposed to give Mike Jones? Whatever. If you have to block out what it is Sam wrote, it doesn’t matter. To whomever censored the “offending” word: grow a pair or get off the stage.

    • billbear1961

      If you vote Republican, bigot boy, you’re as Christian as Jack the Ripper.

    • LeeCMH
    • ChrisInKansas

      That is TERRIFIC.

  • Blake J Butler
  • Steve Smith

    Just as a matter of interest, is there an alternative gun owners’ association for those who are gun enthusiasts but not batshit crazy? Just asking, and if not why not?

    • Ann Kah

      Possibly a shortage of “Not batshit crazy” gun nuts.

  • kanehau

    Good grief MSNBC and CNN… stop with the CPAC broadcasts… ARUG!

    • Gustav2

      They are hoping that familiarity will breed contempt.

  • GanymedeRenard

    You’re being way too polite. Eliminate ‘please’ and add ‘pig’ before ‘shit’. There.

  • LeeCMH

    Pipe bombs don’t kill people. The person who detonated the bomb did.

    I agree inanimate objects do not, themselves, kill people, but for the hateful murders, they sure make it a lot easier.

  • greenmanTN

    Nick Offerman does woodworking, I do some woodworking, we’re like BFFs!

    OK, he’s never heard of me but I can dream, right?

    • DN

      Apparently they used his actual woodshop in the show. And the canoe they show in a handful of episodes he also made himself. He basically is all the awesome parts of Ron Swanson

  • JWC

    These leeches will grab whatever pictorial what ever sound bite, taken out of context, they will use to promote their cause

  • Kevin Andrews

    The survival of The United States is incumbent upon Patriots as this man demonstrates.
    We The People must rise and remove the mass murdering enablers of the NRA & the Fascist Zionist Republicans all the way through to the real Koch-Sucking traitors who infest our government today.
    When and where has any 1%er ever sustained loss as these American family survivors withstand because of the greed and Animus created by their War On Main Street and our children.
    The real domestic terrorists are the do-nothing Congress and Senate doing the bidding of their owners and handlers from the NRA, AIPAC and the Fascist Zionist Republicans.
    No one in Washington District of Corruption represents We The People.

  • It Takes a Village, People

    If you choose to google Nick Offerman, do it at home, not at work.

    • Dazzer

      Why?

      I’ve just Googled him and can’t find anything particularly offensive.

      • Man_in_the_mists

        IIRC, there are nude pics of him from his time on the show Deadwood.

      • It Takes a Village, People

        You forgot the word “nude”

        • Ann Kah

          Some of us don’t usually google things with the word “nude” in it. Perhaps you do. Think of it like a buffet: it’s all out there but you don’t have to eat everything.

          • It Takes a Village, People

            thanks, miss priss

  • katkelly57

    And please eat that shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

  • Mr Offermann is a god among men. His wife is the luckiest woman on the face of the Earth.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS-ErOKpO4E

    • FelineMama

      Dilly Dilly!!!

  • JCF