SAYS WHO: Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Shops Book

The Daily Beast reports:

Donald Trump’s longtime personal lawyer is writing a book about his life and relationship with the president. According to a proposal shopped to multiple publishers and obtained by The Daily Beast, Michael Cohen’s book will likely be titled Trump Revolution: From The Tower to The White House, Understanding Donald J. Trump, and will focus on the attorney’s role in the president’s campaign and businesses.

The proposal claims Trump Revolution will describe the “complexities and nuances of the Trump family” with chapters on first lady Melania Trump and the Trump children. Cohen also explains away Trump’s erratic tendencies, saying the president is just a wily strategist who pretends to be crazy to create “an incredibly effective smoke machine,” fooling even formerly close allies like ousted White House chief strategist Steve Bannon.

According to the proposal the book will also attack the media (of course) and “explain” the Stormy Daniels saga.

  • Boreal

    Too late. Fire and Fury is already out there and a bestseller. Cohen’s book will be found with Sarah Palin’s and Ann Coulter’s books in the bargain section of post apocalyptic fiction. 2 for $1.00

  • greenmanTN

    What? Was the title “Ass-Licking Toady” already taken?

    • CanuckDon

      “Lackey Lawyer: Twisting The Truth For My Boss”

  • shellback

    We know all we need to know about Chump starting with “lunatic dictator wannabe.”

  • Bambino

    H is bound by the confidentiality agreement. Whatever he has to say in a book is all bullshit not worth to wipe one ass even if its stack in an out house.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    “Trump: From Cohn to Cohen”

    • Mikey

      wow, most people make it from A to Z… he can barely make it out of one letter.

      • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

        From C to shining C.

    • bzrd

      from Cohn to Cohen to Convict

      • ted-

        I’m still hopeful for that.

  • SoCalGal20

    OT but words of wisdom from Adam Rippon!

  • Bluto

    I hope he includes all of the great victories.

    Also, with the deplorables against participation awards, why is this stack of shit pretend soldier strutting along with fake metals & embellishments?

    • Acronym Jim

      It was retaliation for the Bowling Green Massacre. Never remember, always forget.

  • SDG

    Gee, a bit early on, isn’t it?

  • Bambino

    Title of the book Says Who? written by Says Who? Indexes and references are all listed as Says Who? Number of those who eagerly anticipating this book amount to Says who?.

  • Michael R
  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    “The Sociopath Next Door” is already taken. You’ll have to think of a new different title, Mike.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Trump Revolution: From The Tower to The White House, Understanding Donald J. Trump

    He spelled Revulsion wrong.

  • safari

    I guess this is the response to Fire and Fury.

    • Rick

      ‘Lukewarm & Mewling’

      • kareemachan

        ‘Tepid & Whining’

        I’m sure he’ll write how melanoma could have been a famous architect if she had wanted to…

        • safari

          NPR’s 1A had an episode calling her a “trailblazer”.

  • BearEyes

    Unless he self-incriminates, I’m not reading it.

    • safari

      This is a man associated with Donald. Of course he’ll self-incriminate when given the space to do so.

  • geoffalnutt

    A compendium of lies and bullshit – in advance of his arrest for “conspiracy against The United States.”

  • Reality.Bites

    Just for fun…

    Amazon should refuse to carry it.

    • greenmanTN

      Trump did try to go after their shipping fees, after all.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    Anyone likely to buy this trash is, also likely unable to read anyway.

    • Bambino

      I’m sure there is an uneven picnic table somewhere that could use it. Cost less than anything from Home Depot.

      • OdieDenCO

        but won’t last as long. manure decomposes rapidly


          Not rapidly enough, i.e. Cadet Bonespur.

  • Rex

    Seems to me that anyone who “pretends to be crazy” is actually crazy.

  • kareemachan

    “A wily strategist”.

    Sure. Right. You betcha. Uh-huh.

    • Rambie

      I knew it all along! Trump is really Wily E. Coyote -Super Genius

  • Texndoc

    I remember the “says who” interview and the guy was right. You can’t call black white and up down. The interviewer was quoting polls that were wrong.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Polling and voting are both flawed processes. But there are many of the former and one of the latter. Since corrupting the latter yields such high rewards, many parties have their sights set upon it.

      Its results can’t really be said to invalidate the former after the fact.

      We go by what the vote says, but it doesn’t render all other data invalid.

  • Harveyrabbit

    Michael Cohen’s book will likely be titled “MOB LAWYER: I coulda been a contenda!”.

    ..and “explain” the Stormy Daniels saga: Ivanka with big tits.

  • safari

    We need a song for today. Any suggestions?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Crackin’ Up”, Bo Diddley

    • Robincho

      “Goodbye, rube-y Tuesday”…

  • jeffg166

    He didn’t sign a non disclosure form?

    • Acronym Jim

      He wrote them.

    • Rob NYNY

      Even apart from that, legal ethics creates a non-disclosure obligation. Only the client can release him from it.

    • Jon

      I’m sure the “explaination” will be that he was the stunt cock that actually fucked her after Drumpf couldn’t get it up and ate a bucket of chicken instead.

  • Gustav2

    I understand Trump. I understood him when I didn’t vote for him.

  • Tomcat

    And another fucking book. What a joke this admin is.

  • OdieDenCO

    “an incredibly effective smoke machine,” in every myth there is a grain of truth. but we don’t want a smoke and mirrors con man in the highest office in the country. Democracy is transparent

  • Tomcat

    All these guys write are FICTION novels.

  • Tomcat

    I’ll wait for it to be made into a movie and then NOT watch it.

  • Bambino

    O/T something more entertaining than his book.

  • netxtown

    a book? donnie must not have paid again.

  • teeveedub

    A better tag line would be “From the Tower to the White House to Federal Prison.”

    • Gianni

      Or as one commenter said some months back – From The White House To The Big House. Loved it!

  • Gianni

    That mug shot of him makes me want to see a big hand slap him across the face just to change that sad sack expression.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Original title: ‘Says Who, my life with Horton.’

  • JWC

    This dummy with a double digit IQ is writing a book? About razzle dazzle smoke and mirrors lyin Donny What could he possibly tell us what we do not already know

  • Puckfair52

    Geeze he looks like an unhappy Rabbit!

  • Why would any publisher publish this knowing that attorney client privilege would prevent Cohen from disclosing anything meaningful?

  • JCF
    • Ann Kah

      Oops, I reached that identical conclusion without reading down far enough. Sorry!

  • MDixon34

    Never forget, when he said “says who?” he was right. The polls may have been also right but he knew the russians were involved.

    • Danny De Jayeff

      I’ve seen this twat on tv more than once. He’s an idiot that seems to always be looking for a fight. No self-control, just like Dear Leader.

  • Steve Smith

    Because EVERYONE is going to believe everything that Trump’s lawyer says.

  • Ann Kah

    I think he has to go on the list of punchable faces.