Trump Announces Return to Right Wing Convention Where He Got Start In Politics Thanks To Homocons

The Washington Examiner reports:

President Trump confirmed Monday his upcoming appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference, a major annual gathering of conservatives near Washington, D.C., that will take place next week. Trump’s speech to the conservative confab in 2011 is widely viewed as the beginning of his foray into politics.

The president attended CPAC just a few weeks after his inauguration last year, where he delivered a speech celebrating his election victory and slamming the media for treating him unfairly. The White House has not said which day of the three-day conference Trump will address the event.

Longtime JMG readers may recall that Trump attended his first CPAC as the official guest of the now-defunct homocon group, GOProud.

Yes, you can blame homocons for Trump.

GOProud wanted to make a big impression at the conference, so Chris Barron, the organization’s chairman, called in a favor from a GOProud supporter, Republican political operative Roger Stone, who was close with Trump. They finalized the details of the surprise appearance just days before the conference began. “On our side of the aisle, we’re hard-pressed to find celebrities that people get excited about. Democrats have every TV star and movie star,” Barron said. “I thought, let’s do something fun. Let’s make this entertaining and will get people excited. And frankly, it did.”

Barron and LaSalvia recall the morning leading up to Trump’s speech as a hectic, logistical nightmare. Trump’s private jet, which he loaded with friends to watch his remarks, was too big to land at Reagan National, the airport closest to Washington, so it touched down at an airport nearly an hour’s drive away that had longer runway, requiring CPAC to push back his speaking time.

When Trump finally arrived at the hotel in northwest Washington, LaSalvia and Barron met him in a private suite where he could prepare. LaSalvia remembers Trump seeming rattled and unlike the braggadocios persona he portrayed on television. Trump asked for a few minutes to prepare in the bathroom. When he came out, an aide handed Trump a hand wipe. “He wiped his hands, and then I saw him looking around for a garbage can. He didn’t see one, so he just threw it down on the middle of the floor of the hotel suite,” LaSalvia recalled. “It was kind of weird.”

  • Boreal
  • safari

    Homo deploris

  • safari
    • Joe in PA

      Goddammmit…why is it always Pennsylvania? Stay away!

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Central PA is known for its verdant green fracking, child rape, and white supremacists. It’s perfect for the likes of Donald when he needs fake news.

        • Joe in PA

          It is. He usually heads to that area but in this case it is a Pittsburg burb. Likely the same crowd though. 🙁

          • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

            For the most part it is the same crowd. I’m from the Indiana, PA area, a mere 50 miles from there. Only last year I researched and found a nest of them about 20 miles or so from where I lived. Nothing changes there, ever.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Beaver County voted for Trump 57/38, so that makes it officially part of Pennsyltucky.

        If it’s any consolation, he tends to go to Ohio a lot, too.

      • Tom Ato

        We have hot and cold running hookers, too

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        It won’t be Philly. Hate the fucker here.

      • David Walker

        After way too many years, they’ve finally stopped IDing Santorum as “former PA senator.” But now we’ve got this shit.

      • JCF

        Because of the 18th Congressional District special election. Flip it—Support Conor Lamb!!!

        https://conorlamb.com/

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/af65b4c4cf1907a0c9a8528dc906b8c5570917dbe38b03bbbd854d6fb8ac8f96.png

        • Joe in PA

          I hope that by Trump “endorsing” Lamb’s opponent…it brings that “good luck”! Go Lamb!

  • Tomcat

    Sooner or later you ARE going down.

  • pch1013

    Related: Fuck Peter Thiel.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Your journey is swirling faster and faster in a big giant toilet.

  • Tomcat

    Trump is the turd in the punch bowl for sure.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • another_steve

    This is my weekly transmission of the Evil Eye to Donald Trump.

    Four hundred years ago, in what is today Lithuania, Litvak (Lithuanian) Jews (of which I am genetically one) mastered the Evil Eye.

    If you are pregnant or soon expecting to become pregnant, please divert your gaze.

    Here goes.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4c187c2e782fc6ebebe2abc8a918064e617de279e0d3a2195973bd29a349a9c6.jpg

    • jixter

      I’m told that Hawaiians call it “stink eye”.

      • another_steve

        Italian Catholics (closely related, temperamentally, to European Jews) have their own version of it.

    • Tor

      Fuck you. I lost my hair net.

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    Good time for the Rapture. Makes it easy for dog – all them being in one place. Call your flock home, dog

  • bkmn

    A few microphones in the right places at that convention could yield some interesting conversations.

    • Joe in PA

      might be some bathroom stall foot tapping, eh?

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    I get how he is their darling what with his neo-racist/white supremacist views…but how does he justify standing before the conservatives after proposing a budget with a $1 Trillion deficit?!…….oh, right.

    • David Walker

      They loves him.

    • Tor

      It’s ok now.

  • Joe in PA

    O/Tish Randy has a new vid (he does c&w:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGP0cuilgWE

  • lymis

    Homocons ruin everything.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    Crank up the listings at M4M in Craigslist DC.

    • Tread

      Can we start a campaign to out each and every one of those hypocrites?

  • HZ81

    Where is the Douchetastic Duo of Chris and BitchBoy Wonder, Jimmy, now?

    • The_Wretched

      Trying to clean up the santorum with a mop and bucket.

    • Paul

      Jimmy was all in for Hillary in 2016.

      • HZ81

        I’ll make note of that with my time machine.

  • all i can say with these types is that is about the Money. evil lesbians are evil for different reasons, but you evil gay boys are in it for the cash. i am less evil than several of my girlfriends. i know many evil gay men. money. it’s what you’re all about.

    • Silver Badger

      Just remember that not all men are evil, gay or straight.

    • Tor

      I’m a gay man. I wish I had more money, but I’m not screwing anybody for it.

  • FAEN

    Fucking homocons!

  • Paula

    Anyone have some vials of a strong flu strain that can be spread around before they get there?

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      I have some white powder (wink, wink) in my purse. Will that do?

  • Ninja0980

    Homocons are vile worthless pieces of shit.

  • I thought he got his modern political start in ’08 when he was palling around with the birther crowd like Jerome Corsi. But either way, fuck them and fuck him.

  • Friday’s_cat

    They should have saved that towel so the could use the DNA splouge to clone another Trump.

  • Cuberly Deux

    “Trump asked for a few minutes to prepare in the bathroom.”

    https://78.media.tumblr.com/c8ad1111960bb165db486a0678e875b8/tumblr_mpad4rJ01t1s8nqcio1_500.gif

  • ‘Til Tuesday

    The irony is, Trump has no conservative principles like the CPAC espouses. He’d whore it up for anyone that flattered him. The Insane Clown Pu$$y Grabber has NO principles. They’re using him, and he’s using them – each for their own purposes.

  • LSMC1987

    Well,those Chinese “business” men need to start reinforcing those Grindr servers and install lots of A/C and some D/C ’cause it’s gonna get thick………

  • Gerry Fisher

    “Let’s make it fun and entertaining.” Yeah, like a reality TV show. [sigh]