“Trump And Kim” Booted From Olympic Stadium

USA Today reports:

President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un were thrown out of the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics on Friday night after causing a scene at Pyeongchang Olympic Stadium. OK, full disclosure, it was a pair of hysterically accurate impersonators who had heads turning everywhere they went, with the Trump lookalike clad in a red “USA” cap and the Kim clone with the tyrannical leader’s trademark look.

The unlikely duo — the real-life versions of whom are at odds politically — wandered through the lower section of the crowd near the media seating section shortly after the United States team finished its walk in the Parade of Nations. According to National Public Radio’s Melissa Block, the impersonators were escorted from the stadium by security staff just behind the media section.

Fake Kim appears to have an Australian accent.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Can we replace the real Trump and Kim with the impersonators?? Please??

  • kareemachan

    What security staff? Word is that they all had food (or whatever) poisoning….

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    That’s actually pretty close. Not mirror image but definitely you’d turn your head and go “Whaaaa . . .” if they walked by you.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      If Trump walked by this little dino, he’d be buried under a pile of steamin’ dino p00p. It’s an involuntary reflex when we are startled or grossed out.

      • Bad Tom

        You can say “poop” here.
        ——-
        Although last night I was talking about “normal flooding” in Boston, and my phone woke up, and Siri said “Normal fucking, your language!”

        I said “Hey, Siri!, STOP.” She said “Done.”

        • Boreal

          I asked her to call someone yesterday (hands free in the car) and she thought I was telling her to call me something that she couldn’t quite figure out. I then instructed her to call me ‘My Lord’ and dialed the number myself.

          • Bad Tom

            One of our CENSTRA board members entered a contest to program Alexa. They had 24 hours to come up with a new app. They chose to make Alexa able to book airplane trips. (They won the contest. Younguns fueled by strong coffee.)

            Alexa and Siri aren’t as smart as they appear. The hardest part is the voice recognition. After that, it’s just keyword matching. Simple keyword matching.

            This is why these voice apps cannot combine two different functions: they do not in fact analyze your utterance for meaning. It is just a keyword search.

            You can still do a lot with voice recognition and keyword matching, but the intelligence is largely an illusion.

          • Boreal

            Siri is awesome on my 4k Apple tv with flawless voice recognition but abysmal on my iphone.

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh hold on there…
    Are we all absolutely certain that these two are the real fakes and not the fake fakes?

    • Neither of them were going on about their nukes. That gave them away.

    • Jay Silversmith

      Has anybody seen them in the same room at the same time?

  • Bluto

    Did they compare buttons?

    • carrot festival

      Yes, they both have very small equipment.

  • drbrentzenobia

    Give ’em a sitcom where they play feuding neighbors. Then try to distinguish it from reality.

    • Joseph Miceli

      OMG! That would be awesome! The Kim Jong In character could be so offensively stereotyped Asian and Trump could just be …well… Trump, and hijinks would ensue.
      Kim: “My button biggah you button!
      Trump: “No, lil’ Kim, everyone knows that I have the biggest buttons, that are needed because I have the biggest, most largest hands!’
      KIm: ” I press button! ”
      Trump: ” I already pressed mine!”
      Pause
      Kim: “Ruh roh!
      Divers alarums ensue.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Tie’s too short.

  • Bad Tom

    Can we swap the real leaders for these fakes?
    They seem nicer than the real things.

    • misterjack

      It worked in ‘The Man in the Iron Mask’…

    • ted-

      Not fat enough

      • Nic Peterson

        Tie is too short, hands are too big.

      • KevInPDX

        Nor flatulent enough

        • Bad Tom

          Feature, not a bug.

  • JT

    In profile, the Drumpf impersonator’s resemblance is uncanny.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Someone has gone full on white supremacist
    https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/961771256868634630

    • JackFknTwist

      He does know that the USA is entirely ( pace Native Americans ) made up of immigrants ?

      • Karl Dubhe

        Humanity’s origin is in Africa, so every human in every continent but that one are immigrants. 🙂

      • Mikey

        well, go back far enough and native Americans were immigrants too!
        😉
        The entire planet is made up of immigrants who originally came from a few dark-skinned ancestors.

        • JackFknTwist

          Well they were alleged to have come from north Asia; that remains unproven.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada
      • Halou

        Of course there are more immigrants, presumably he means only first generation immigrants, than ever before. There are more people in general living in America than ever before. His “fact” is meaningless given any kind of context.

      • JackFknTwist

        It’s true…….he does mean brown people…….
        He’s just another elitist……the equivalent of the despicable Eaton Set of Boris, Gove, Redwood, Ian Duncan Smith and Rees Mogg – (although he is Anglo-Catholic.)

      • Mark Cross

        Tucker’s ancestors were [somehow] here for thousands of years before all those dirty, unwashed, heathen Native American barbarians arrived. So naturally they made themselves at home and just claimed everything they saw for themselves. Because Jeebus. (eyeroll)

    • Taylor Bixler

      Gone?
      Tucker has been the id for the alt-right for a few years now.

    • RJ Bone

      “…welcome immigrants by telling them how flawed America is and how bigoted its native population”

      Why lie, Tucker?

    • infmom

      Tucker Caca rides again.

  • boatboy_srq

    Does this mean “Drumpfenkim” is the new slang term for “tinpot-dictator-wannabe”?

  • 3-Star

    Fake News!

  • FlKeysKevin

    That Trump impersonator is definitely more than 239 lbs.

    Spot-on!

    • Phil Touchette

      That was the first thing I observed…plus, the face is uncanny!

    • Gianni

      And his hair is the best imitation I’ve seen yet.

  • JWC

    well it didn’t set off a riot

  • The Sentinel
    • Mark Cross

      I just threw up in my mouth.

  • Gianni

    Will this be seen in N. Korea?