Quincy Jones: I Used To Date Ivanka Trump

The Daily Beast reports:

In a wild interview with Vulture, music producer Quincy Jones claimed that he “used to date” Ivanka Trump, who he called “a fine motherfucker” who “had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life.” Then added: “Wrong father, though.”

The 84-year-old, who also said President Trump was a “crazy motherfucker” who is “limited mentally—a megalomaniac, narcissistic,” stated that 12 years ago, fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger told him that Ivanka wanted “to have dinner” with him and he took up the offer.

Jones also appears to claim that Marlon Brando – who would “fuck a mailbox” – had sex with Marvin Gaye, Richard Pryor, and James Baldwin.

  • PickyPecker
    • Joe in PA

      Not gonna make a suggestive remark…you are just tempting me aren’t you? I’m on to you chicken.

      • PickyPecker
        • Lumpy Gaga

          Marlon’s got a package for me.

          • Paul_in_Dallas

            Act One, Scene Four (excerpt)

            [ Under cover of the train’s noise Stanley enters from outside. He stands unseen by the women, holding some packages in his arms, and overhears their conversation. He wears an undershirt and grease-stained pants. ]

            BLANCHE:
            Well—if you’ll forgive me—he’s common!

            STELLA:
            Why, yes, I suppose he is.

            BLANCHE:
            Suppose! You can’t have forgotten that much of our upbringing, Stella, that you just suppose that any part of a gentleman’s in his nature! Not one particle, no! Oh, if he was just—ordinary! Just plain—but good and wholesome, but—no. There’s something downright—bestial—about him! You’re hating me saying this, aren’t you?

            STELLA:
            Go on and say it all, Blanche.

            BLANCHE:
            He acts like an animal, has an animal’s habits! Eats like one, moves like one, talks like one! . . . Maybe we are a long way from being made in God’s image, but Stella—my sister—there has been some progress since then! Such things as art—as poetry and music—such kinds of new light have come into the world since then! In some kinds of people, some tenderer feelings have had some little beginning! . . . In this dark march toward whatever it is we’re approaching . . . Don’t—don’t hang back with the brutes!

            [Another train passes outside. Stanley hesitates, licking his lips. Then suddenly he tums stealthily about and withdraws through the front door. The women are still unaware of his presence. When the train has passed he calls through the closed front door. ]

            STANLEY:
            Hey! Hey. Stella!

            STELLA [ who has listened gravely to Blanche ]:
            Stanley!

            BLANCHE:
            Stell, I—

            [ But Stella has gone to the front door. Stanley enters casually with his packages. ]

            STANLEY:
            Hiyuh, Stella. Blanche back?

            STELLA:
            Yea, she’s back.

            STANLEY:
            Hiyuh, Blanche. [ He grins at her. ]

            STELLA:
            You must’ve got under the car.

            STANLEY:
            Them damn mechanics at Pfister’s don’t know their ass from—

            [ Stella has embraced him with both arms, fiercely, and full in the view of Blanche. He laughs and clasps her head to him. Over her head he grins through the curtains at Blanche. ]

          • Miji

            I was props crew master for a production of Streetcar in college and by the time I was done could recite whole section of it. Somewhere I still have one of the prop radios I made for Stanley to throw out the window.

          • Capritaur

            In your mailbox?

        • Joe in PA

          mmmm, I love it when the “beer” gets al over my face.

          Oh wait, was that out loud?

        • JDS

          Allegedly he and Wally Cox had a brief fling.

        • Uncle Mark

          He’s a one-man foam party. Isn’t he?

    • Christopher

      He was so yummy!

    • bkmn
      • Lumpy Gaga

        Ain’t that Peculiar?

      • Gerry Fisher

        Awwww, yeah. I think it may have led to an early decision of mine to wear sleeveless tee shirts.

        • AmeriCanadian

          AKA wife beaters?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I guess Marlon figured out “What’s Goin’ On”.

    • Nic Peterson

      I got a mail box that could use stuffing.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      The Fire Next Morning.

      • Christopher

        There’s a creme for that! 😉

    • greenmanTN

      There’s a photo that floats around the internet that’s purported to be Brando sucking a dick. It’s black and white and pretty grainy, so while it *could* be him it isn’t clear enough that you immediately think “OMG, that’s Marlon Brando!”

      I would link it but don’t want to fall afoul of the rule against porn, but if you google it you can probably find it easily.

      • JDS

        I think I still have that picture.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Somebody who oozes that much sexuality is more than *welcome* to fuck a mailbox.

  • Joe in PA
    • safari
      • Gerry Fisher

        Just because the investigator doesn’t like you doesn’t mean that it’s OK for you to break the law. Dotard.

    • Todd20036

      Probably thinks someone’s low opinion of Trump is justification of ending the Mueller investigation

      • safari

        Someone. Somewhere.

    • The_Wretched
      • Joe in PA

        OMG, the comments there are astounding. Even if I had a steady diet of DailyWire…I still could not believe the BS.

        And, of course, Hussein Obama was mentioned a few times. JFC, the racism is unbelievable.

        • The_Wretched

          Yeah, I had 2 thoughts before I posted the link. Google gave me the gateway pundit first and I couldn’t even bring myself to read that result.

      • Joe in PA

        I wonder if Disqus has bots? I mean other than the Google is paying me $6000 for 20 minutes work BS.

        • The_Wretched

          I assume so, we regularly see semi-generic right wing comments from low post count nyms. They make the expected talking point on the expected topics and then don’t show up on other topics. Their replies are always a variety of troll tricks.

          • Joe in PA

            Right…and I’d forgotten about that thing lately…a brand new account re-posts the exact same words of another poster. Not sure what that game is.

          • The_Wretched

            Running up the valid post to spam reporting ratio / hitting minimum post thresholds to avoid automatic removal code. It’s a little evolutionary game.

          • Joe in PA

            Wow…look at the big brain on you. 🙂 Thanks. I’ve often thought about computer virus writers…if only they could harness that talent for good. 🙂 Such wasted energy/time.

    • Taylor Bixler
      • Gerry Fisher

        One of the things that’s been interesting in this very long, draw out investigatory process is that all the the latest and greatest evidence, for the most part, has validated and vetted the information that’s come before it. In other words, “it is what it has appeared to be.” There’s BEEN NO “Holy f*ck, this changes everything” moment…for a year and a half plus.

      • Kenster999

        Yes, that’s probably the new thing they’re going to freak out and lie about.

        Here’s a nice thread discussing it briefly. The most concise tweet is, “PS/ In case it isn’t clear—perhaps because so many loyal to Trump rather than the truth are muddying it—on September 2, 2016, the Clinton probe was closed and Anthony Weiner’s PC had not been found. President Obama was referring to the Russia investigation, not the Clinton probe.”

        https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/961288825560600577

    • pj

      desperate

    • Stogiebear

      It found out someone, somewhere, at some time was talking about something other than Itself.

    • Tatonka
      • Joe in PA

        LOL, perfect!

    • Gerry Fisher

      Does it matter?

    • Uncle Mark
  • AmeriCanadian

    I know one thing…a young Marlon Brando could certainly raise my mailbox flag!

  • bkmn
    • The_Wretched

      Carrots, zuchinni, cucumbers, eggplant?

      • AmeriCanadian

        Eggplant? Owwee.

        • The_Wretched

          #goals

          • RaygunsGoZap

            Start with the Asian varieties and work westward

  • kcken

    I’m going to file this under: Things I wish I’d never seen.

    • Todd20036

      I’m assuming you are not referring to the Marlon Brando gifs.

  • JWC

    Hmmm another old man reminiscing and shouting at clouds??

  • Rex

    My mailbox hasn’t had a delivery in ages, just sayin’.

    • Todd20036

      Mine is getting a thorough check up this Friday.

      I am NOT looking forward to my all-liquid diet tomorrow. Blech.

  • Hank

    Where’s the BUTTER???

    • AmeriCanadian

      You’re dirty. 😉

      • Hank

        Indeed I am!!! More, than you could conceive. 😈 However, I was referring to the scene in The Last Tango in Paris, that Brando starred in and his use of butter with the actress

        • AmeriCanadian

          Oh I knew the reference…I saw the film many times.

        • Dazzer

          When the film was first shown on British TV, the first commercial shown in the first ad break was for “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”.

          Yes, it was intentional.

          • BearEyes

            ROFL!

    • Christopher
      • The_Wretched

        hello

  • another_steve

    Twelve years ago, fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger told me that Jared wanted to kiss my balls.

    (Just so you all know.)

  • joeyj1220
  • Boreal
    • Lars Littlefield

      Brando, by many accounts from those who knew him at the time, said of James Dean’s death, “That eliminates a lot of pressure for me.” He was referring to the unwanted competition for screen roles.

      • greenmanTN

        Something I read a while back claimed that James Dean really had the hots for Brando, frequently showed up at where he lived. Every once in a while Brando would throw him a fuck then immediately tell him to get lost afterward.

        The problem with salacious Hollywood gossip is you never know if it’s real or just somebody making things up. Hollywood Babylon was fun read, for example, but many people have said a lot of it is pure fiction.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Oh please, please, please! I want to believe all this is true! Please!

  • Sam_Handwich
    • AmeriCanadian

      I think he has finally derailed.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Not me. I’m certain he just no longer gives a fuck and is enjoying himself immensely. 😀

      • Gerry Fisher

        I always considered him to be the saner part of the Jackson/Jones collaborations. I may need to rethink that.

  • Captain Jack

    Pics or it didn’t happen …….. on second thought! 🤮🤐

  • alguien

    brando’s true love, however, was wally cox. their ashes were blended, in fact.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    It Takes Two-hundred

  • DaveMiller135

    Twelve years ago, Ivanka was 24 and Quincy Jones was 72. That’s not dating, that’s taking Grandpa out for a nice dinner.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Perspective sweetie.

    • Lars Littlefield

      I’m close to being 72. My libido and equipment are just as interested as ever. 🙂

      • jmax

        Well, call Ivanka then. I’m sure she would be interested 🙂

        • Lars Littlefield

          Just because I’m old doesn’t mean I don’t have standards (as I clutch my strands of pearls)!

        • Gerry Fisher

          Can he help her brand? /end-snark

      • DaveMiller135

        And long may you wave, but if your primary interest is kids a third your age, who weren’t even born until you were already 50-ish, I think that’s a problem.

        People talk about age discrimination in the gay community. I think 20-somethings who only want to sleep with other 20-somethings aren’t the problem; they’re life as it should be. It’s the 50-something who only wants to sleep with 20-somethings who is committing the age discrimination, because he doesn’t want to sleep with other 50-somethings.

        • Lars Littlefield

          Well, I’m of a different opinion. My BIG love when I was 19 to 24 was a man 50 years-old. I found him much more intellectually stimulating that other 19-24-year olds. And the five years we spent together were the most lush, romantic and sex charged years of my life. We split because I moved away to attend grad school and the idea of him leaving his career as a senior editor for the SLTrib wasn’t prudent for someone so close to retirement. After me, he hooked up with a 45-year-old man who remained one of my best friends until he passed. I’ve had semi-good periods of companionship with men my own age when I was 25 to 45. Still, they just weren’t as emotionally mature as I prefer. Now I’m married to a man who is 17 years younger than me. So, from personal experience I haven’t worried too much about the ages of people who love each other and are in good relationships. What I do worry about is that Luis and I begin to behave like an old married couple. Most of my friends who are close in age and have been together for 15+ years are pleasant enough, but not very interesting. They seem to have compromised too much of their individuality. And they tend to not be open to new ideas or learning new things. Fortunately for me, I suspect the cultural differences between us will keep us from boring each other for a long time.

    • TominDC

      Patrick Stewart is 77.

      There are plenty of 24 year old gay men who’d be willing to “take him out for a nice dinner.”

  • mikemmiv

    Talk about spilling the tea…

    • ByronK

      …with a firehose.

  • justmeeeee

    Dude is suffering some delusional shit–Ivanka does NOT have nice legs.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Quincy Jones: Dines with Ivanka, hates Beatles

    What were your first impressions of the Beatles?

    That they were the worst musicians in the world. They were no-playing
    motherfuckers. Paul was the worst bass player I ever heard. And Ringo?
    Don’t even talk about it. I remember once we were in the studio with
    George Martin, and Ringo had taken three hours for a four-bar thing he
    was trying to fix on a song. He couldn’t get it. We said, “Mate, why
    don’t you get some lager and lime, some shepherd’s pie, and take an
    hour-and-a-half and relax a little bit.” So he did, and we called Ronnie
    Verrell, a jazz drummer. Ronnie came in for 15 minutes and tore it up.
    Ringo comes back and says, “George, can you play it back for me one more
    time?” So George did, and Ringo says, “That didn’t sound so bad.” And I
    said, “Yeah, motherfucker because it ain’t you.” Great guy, though.

    • Gerry Fisher

      That’s like saying that you hate a gorgeous hunk because he has a hangnail and a mole.

  • Steven B

    Color me skeptical. But even IF it’s true, going out for dinner with someone does not amount to “used to date.”

  • edrex

    my goal for today: use the phrase “would fuck a mailbox” in casual conversation.

    • Gerry Fisher

      I’d call that a SMART goal. /s

      • edrex

        i pride myself on my accomplishments.

    • JCF

      Good. But better is Celia Imrie in “Imagine Me & You”: describing her son-in-law’s horny friend, “That man would shag an open wound.” ROFL!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Put Drumpf and Jones on reality TV for an attention-off.

  • boobert

    I agree with wanda sykes , BRING BACK DUELING !

  • gaycuckhubby

    Fuck. I saw this report this morning and just Knew that we were going to run with it. It’s misogynistic and unfair to Ivanka to suggest that her request for a dinner equals him dating her.
    Also, he obviously lies. A lot.

    • stevenj

      Poooor Ivanka.

  • Gene Perry
    • Gerry Fisher

      Oy…

    • Damn they look eerily similar! Daddy issues?

    • Strepsi

      That’s such an ad hominem attack, but i like it!

  • gaycuckhubby

    I was ambivalent on Jones. Until I read this.

  • ByronK
  • jeffg166

    So how old were they at this time they were “dating”? He’s currently 84 and she’s 36.

    • The_Wretched

      Either 72/24 or 60/12.

      • jeffg166

        No wonder Donald thinks he has a chance.

  • bkmn

    “Iskanka, go get daddy a billionaire to mooch off of” – Donald J. Trump

  • BeaverTales

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwDL4WPoOrw

    Going on a friendly date isn’t “dating” someone. By that definition I’ve “dated” a boatload of people I never had any intention of seeing again, much less fucking. Even if there *was* fucking, it didn’t count as “dating” if I never knew their name or they didn’t know mine.

    Seriously, having a conversation over a meal (or not) is not “dating”. But whatevs…

    • #DJTK5F

      Then again, maybe Ivanka got to suck that black cock she was so curious about after all.

  • R W C

    OT
    The Bombshell at the intersection of Immigration & Innovation in Old Hollywood
    https://youtu.be/BKXAkITImGU

  • caphillprof

    It is claimed Brando always took curtain calls with an erection.

  • #DJTK5F

    Have long been a big admirer of Quincy Jones, but this interview suggests diminished capacity, which is not a surprise for an 84 year old. Reminds me of my own father railing in public, on the rare occasions he got an audience. Feel bad for Rashida.

    James Baldwin. Marvin Gaye, and Richard Prior. Do I hear Eddie Murphy?

    Also, didn’t Quincy Jones allegedly walk in on Miles Davis and Dizzy Gillespie in flagrante once whilst in Paris?

  • andrew

    It is often said that really old people have no filter between their brain and mouth. Quincy Jones reinforces this belief.

    • Ann Kah

      He has that in common with ivanka’s dad.

  • Pip

    Are we sure he isn’t secretly Kanye’s dad?

  • fuzzybits

    Not sure what to believe of this.

  • e jerry powell

    Don’t care about Ivanka at all. Bring on more Brando tea!

    Also, Jennifer Pryor confirms the Pryor part of things.

    • Chitown Kev

      yep…always figured that Baldwin and Brando schtupped.

      • e jerry powell

        Marlon Brando was a floozy…

        • Chitown Kev

          one must clarify this, though…Baldwin met Brando at the Actors Studio in the early 50’s while Pryor got with the early 70’s Brando…so Baldwin probably had Brando when the man was pure sex

  • JCF