Christian Pastor Claims Melania Secretly Had White House Exorcised Of Obama’s Demonic Idols [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Last week, right-wing pastor Paul Begley, host of the “Coming Apocalypse” program, appeared on Sheila Zilinsky’s “Weekend Vigilante” podcast, where he claimed that First Lady Melania Trump ordered the White House to be “completely exorcised” before she moved in.

“The first lady, in that five hours when the Obamas and the Trumps went down to the Capitol and Trump was being sworn in as the 45th president of the United States,” Begley claimed, “Melania Trump said to her husband, ‘I’m not going to go into that White House unless it has been completely exorcised.’”

Claiming that when the Obamas lived there, the White House was filled with “all kinds of idol gods and images and all kinds of artifacts in there that were demonic,” Begley claimed that “Melania said, ‘You’ve got to get all of that out of there and send in some preachers and priests to go in and cleanse the White House or I will not spend on night in it.’”

According to Begley, when Melania was done removing all of Obama’s tributes to Satan, the only thing left was a “one cross on one wall.” Yep.

  • William

    This guy looks like he’s the pastor of the All Day Buffet at Golden Corral.

    • Lars Littlefield

      I love you. 🙂

      • William

        Awww, thanks!

    • Stogiebear

      And you can tell that congregation has been seriously abused by him.

    • Linda Kemp

      Praise be to fried chicken.

    • Ginger Snap

      Now with vegetable oil chocolate fountains. Gag!

      • William


    • orion (sheik)

      ha ha ha yeah, correct…nothing gets past him,especially the Carbohydrates

  • safari
    • Lars Littlefield

      Good for her. Get it off your chest, Nancy! Testify! Testify!

  • Sashineb

    That same crackpot pastor declared (in 2011) that FEMA camps were being erected, and that guillotines had been ordered, as part of the New World Order. I think he gets his advice from Cindy Jacobs.

    • William

      What about the lanyard making kits? It isn’t camp without making lanyards.

    • Nowhereman

      He might be involved with that crazy woman who calls herself one million moms. And frankly, making these kind of claims should be legally actionable. Idiots like him should be forced to PROVE it. First they can prove that there even IS a god.

      • Sashineb

        Yeah, and he’s from Indiana (Pence’s State), and he and his followers are all cheering for all of this “religious freedom” crap that lets them get away with $camming people with $tupid $torie$ that will $ave them from going to hell.

    • Octoberfurst

      If I am not mistaken 2011 was 7 yrs ago and strangely enough Christians are still here and all have their heads. What gives? Are the forces of Lucifer bogged down in red tape? But, on the other hand, planned the beheadings of millions of fundie nutjobs is a tough job. I’ll wait.

      • Sashineb

        He and his followers don’t care about any of that. I’ve asked plenty of questions on his Youtube videos and some of the responses I’ve received were nothing other than rude and insulting. And that from those creeps who call themselves “holy”. So, I quoted the buybull back at them and they blocked me. That’s their way of ignoring the blatant hatred that the book contains.

      • William

        Have you ever tried to assemble a flat pack Guillotine? If one peg is missing, the whole thing falls apart.

        • RoFaWh

          And the steel used for the blades is the cheapest, crappiest, least able to hold an edge steel available.

          • William

            After about 30 chops, you have to buy a new Guillotine, because they don’t sell replacement parts.

        • The only guillotine I’ve ever touched is the one I use to slice bagels.

          • Jay Silversmith

            That’s a mandoline, I think

        • Jay Silversmith

          The man who “used” to live next door had a rather unfortunate accident while trying to assemble one of those.

        • doninkansas

          from Ikea?

      • I have relatives who ran out and bought guns after the 2012 election because they were sure Obama was going to ban gun sales. Teavangelicals are an easy group to manipulate which is how we have a megalomaniac as president now.

        • Cattleya1

          They have been enthralled by these RWNJ religious authority figures. They are mesmerized by the droning nonsense and their heads are stuffed full of bullshit.

  • Grant

    OT: Richard Pryor’s Widow Confirms He Slept with Marlon Brando

    • ClevelandJim

      Ewww. Brando was NOT lookin hot in the 70s.

      • clay

        early 1970s,
        The Last Tango in Paris, Godfather (under the makeup), Nightcomers, Dick Cavet ’70s

  • kelven
    • JDS

      I loved this actress.

  • Megrim Twist
  • Pollos Hermanos

    I can imagine an exorcism ordered up by Melania.

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    Sorry OT so quick. This is new. But is it “new” new

    • Reality.Bites

      Exceptionally small = fewer than 50?

      • Treant

        “Only the five that mattered.”

    • Lars Littlefield

      It gets much worse. Wait until Rachel replays Tillerson’s remarks and the official stance of Homeland Insecurity this evening. Chilling.

    • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)
      • The_Wretched

        I get tired eyes from /rolling at the ‘no evidence of changes to votes or rolls’ lines. There’s no capacity to check due to how they don’t keep reports or have audit capacity.

      • The solution is simple, people. PAPER BALLOTS. FUCK Diebold and the computers.

  • BearEyes

    Do you have a bridge or swampland to sell too?

    • Ninja0980

      Yes he does, and he has followers stupid enough to buy it.

  • 🐾vorpal🐾

    Melania Secretly Had White House Exorcised Of Obama’s Demonic Idols

    Of course she did: she had to make room for her sugar daddy’s golden toilet.

  • Tomcat

    So Melania had the Whityhouse UNBLACKINATED..

    • Macbill

      I wonder what brand of UnBlackInator she used? Does Black and Decker make one of those?

    • popebuck1

      First you paint the walls with mayonnaise, then burn a smudge made of shredded Pat Boone records.

    • Generic Commenter
  • Treant

    I doubt that. And if she did, she certainly didn’t pay for it herself, it’s on Moneybags’ credit card.

    But first and foremost, I doubt that. If it’s not bling, clothes, an orgasm, drugs, or cash, the Third Whore can’t be bothered.

    • BillyDee4

      Trump never pays for anything. If it happened you can bet we paid for it.

  • another_steve

    How many chins does boyfriend have?

    I count five.

  • Chucktech

    Melania doesn’t believe your boogity boo woo anymore than I do, you god-addled laughingstock.

    • Octoberfurst

      That’s what I was thinking! I laughed when I heard him say that Melania “demanded” an exorcism at the White House before she would move it. Because, as we know, Melania is super religious and believes in this exorcism bullshit. Ahh the stupid things Bible-thumpers will believe.

  • Lars Littlefield

    That’s OK. We’re stockpiling enough Artemisia tridentata (western sagebrush) to fumigate the White House and both chambers of Congress as soon as Trump leaves . . . regardless how he leaves. We’ve also recruited a pack of Native American shaman willing to bless all of Washington as the stuff smolders.

    • thatotherjean

      Lord knows, when that bunch are gone, the whole place will need it. If smudging doesn’t drive away evil spirits after all, at least everything will smell better.

      • Lars Littlefield

        OT: Luis and I don’t really argue or fight. But on those occasions things have got sort of tense between us he burns a little sage in the house before we go to bed.

  • another_steve

    Melania, the dear, is happy to live in a country where electric power is guaranteed past 10 p.m.

    Why haven’t we heard from Jared?

    Are they hiding him?

    • Chucktech

      Pining away, are you?

      • clay

        for Jared’s fjord, as it were.

        • another_steve

          “In Norway we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe…and girls with massive knockers.”

          • clay

            Norway, where the parrots are blue, and so are the movies.

    • safari

      Huh. Where is Jared? Haven’t heard of him in months.

      • another_steve

        Ivanka has evicted him from her bedroom. She doesn’t want a felon fucking her.

        I, on the other hand, have no such scruples.

    • ClevelandJim

      we deported him, steve, time to find a new obsession bud!

  • Lumpy Gaga


  • clay

    No portraits of Andrew Jackson? Really?

  • ClevelandJim

    That guy’s shifty-looking. I wouldn’t let him in my house to do regular cleaning.

  • David Gervais

    What, the symbol of a man tortured to death in public by non-christians isn’t a demonic image?

    • Lars Littlefield

      No. That’s what his people call Saturday night.

    • Nowhereman

      It’s torture porn. The first time I was in a catholic church, the statues really freaked me out.

      • coram nobis

        Try looking at some of the church paintings in Italy. A lot of snuff porn on the walls.

  • zhera

    Ooga booga!!

    Amazing what inside information this nobody’s got. If he weren’t a god-fearing christian I’d doubt his claims!

  • clay

    Well, not so secret, now. You gone and done it, Begley; they’ll all be gifting the grifter in chief with golden idols.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    “Zowks Scoob!”

  • hdtex
  • Cuberly Deux

    How is this not white supremacist nationalism? He’s playing to his bigoted ignorant audience. The same ones that most likely bought into birthirism. So of course the WH was chock full of ceremonial African idols and masks….right?

    These bigots cant die off fast enough.

  • bkmn
    • bzrd

      thus the First moochers after the dump family

    • thatotherjean

      And now that Donnie’s wife’s parents are here, he wants to pull up the ladder to make sure that nobody else gets in. Rules for thee, but not for me!

    • popebuck1

      “None of them have a degree or a job.”

      Surely they’ve all been given ambassador jobs by now.

      • M Jackson

        Important agencies they’ve never heard of to run.

    • Henry Auvil

      Until a few months before the election, Melania’s website claimed on its homepage that she held a degree in architecture, despite the fact that she dropped out of college after her first year to pursue a career in modeling and sucking old man dick. They’re all lying grifters.

      • Henry Auvil

        I used to book her for German catalog shoots in Miami Beach back in the early ’90s. The clients hated her–said she was stiff in front of the camera and not very friendly. She was one of hundreds of European girls working the season down there on tourist visas. The Miami agencies would send their pay back to their “mother” agencies in Paris or Milan to avoid the illegality of paying foreign workers. It was a huge scam that EVERYBODY in the biz knew about.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Degree in architecture… degree in erections… it’s an easy mistake.

        • lattebud

          And knowing how to prop up a failing old relic

    • Jay Silversmith

      they look like two well-fed russians to me.

    • 2guysnamedjoe
    • William

      Melania always wanted to marry her father.

  • alguien

    i believe this is what’s known as bearing false witness

  • Todd Allis

    A Trump exorcism of a place where the Obamas have slept? I think it involved Russian sex workers and pee.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Perhaps she was seeking protection from the pig she married.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    The dumbshit they come up with.

  • rednekokie

    Hmmm – was that before or after she turned it into a french whore house?

  • Brooklyn Joe

    why don’t these ministers ever look like this (rather than chubby with bad skin and awful fashion tastes)

  • thatotherjean

    Only in your weird fever-dreams, Paul. Only in your dreams.

  • jeffg166

    Stormy Daniels did a cooch dance through the place?

  • Nowhereman

    For pity fucker’s sake! I call bull shit.

  • Bernie Keefe

    Damn! I wanna try whatever drugs he’s taking. That there is some Good Shit!

  • coram nobis

    Billbear Mutual Network presents Teatime Music Theater.

  • Charlie

    I’m guessing the Drumpf successors are gonna want to burn it down and start over…

    • Gianni

      Or the nightmares will be unbearable. The crazy is into the wood by now.

  • Matt

    You forgot the quotation marks around the word “christian.” And, no, I never capitalize it when in reference to fake ones.

  • Gianni

    If true, all that shows is that she’s as wacky as her husband.

  • BillyDee4

    The only time god is ever mentioned in the Trump household is when they are having sex. Donald is screaming, “Oh, god! Oh, god!” while Melania is praying, “Oh, god get this white whale off of me!”

  • boobert

    Did she pee on the bed too?

  • boobert
    • RoFaWh

      What was Fat Donnie Two-scoops sending his death-scowl at when that photo was taken?

      * Death-scowl learnt under Roy Cohn’s tutelage.

      • motordog

        He was probably just pouting that he couldn’t check his twitter feed.

        • lattebud

          And no one was clapping. And he couldn’t go grabbing, er golfing

  • Lakeview Bob

    After seeing the headline I haven’t chosen not to read this crap. Said it before. Joe should start a separate page for nut jobs. It could be on a Humor page. This has nothing to offer except to remind us of all the conservative crazies out there.

  • Renfield

    It’s a typo. It’s “Cuming Apocalypse”. I’ve been involved in several. Barely escaped.

  • DesertSun59

    You can be sure that nothing like this occurred.

  • Henry Auvil

    U mean she had the First Bed fumigated for all the smells and vibes of true love?

  • GanymedeRenard

    Does that mean the WH after Dump will have to be demolished? I mean, no pied piper of Hamelin will want to take care of the rats, either.

  • ByronK

    It’s kind of fitting that she’ll forever be haunted… by porn stars and hookers.

  • RoFaWh

    Show me a self-anointed man of the cloth and I’ll show you a fat liar.

    • motordog

      Show me a man of the cloth and I’ll show you a fat liar…there, fixed…

  • Henry Auvil

    If I knew this creep had ever done the deed in my bed, I’d burn that motherfucker.

  • boatboy_srq


    But it was an Orthodox ceremony, so why is this wingnut celebrating it?


  • Thorn Spike

    Sure, why not.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    I feel like I am a different species from this guy.

    • andrew

      Hopefully you are.

  • Even if that story were true, there’s no way this loser would know anything about it. How do these con-artists get away with just making this shit up? and now it will be repeated as if it were a religious news story. If I hadn’t unfriended all my Teavangelical relatives I’m sure I’d have already seen this on facebook as if it were a legit news story. FML

  • Nipper

    So what is Pastor Begley’s explanation for Melania’s Christmas decor? So cheery, so joyful, so Satanic.

    • motordog

      I hate to say anything even remotely positive about that family of entitled dullards and dotards…but I have to admit I think those decorations look kinda cool!

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        Cool, but in a goth-band music video way,.

    • Ann Kah

      Hired decorator, hands down.

  • Jay Silversmith

    First, we had Nancy “BJ” Reagan who didn’t know whether she should shit or wind her watch without consulting a psychic. Now, we got a “deep state” russian spy and ex porn star who believes in voodoo.

  • Generic Commenter

    Double hearsay; why, Joe, why?

  • M Jackson

    trump is still there. It didn’t work.

  • andrew

    Demons only live in the minds of people trapped in the ancient mythological past.

    • Ann Kah

      There’s a whole lot of that going around.

  • LeeCMH

    Remember when Queen Reagan wanted the Carters to move out of the White House early so she could redecorate?

    • LesbianTippingHabits

      On January 21, 2001, Karl Rove took over an office previously used by Hillary Clinton and invited a priest to conduct an exorcism there, too.

    • Robincho

      If by Queen Reagan you mean The Parking Meter In Drag, then yes…

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        The stop sign with a wig.

    • JDS

      And according to the Kitty Kelly biography about Queen Nancy, Rosyln Carter couldn’t stand Nancy and has someone else show her around the WH. Queen Nancy also had the television set taken out of the laundry room because she though the maids were to lazy.

  • Tempus Fuggit

    “Melania Trump said to her husband, ‘I’m not going to go into that White House unless it has been completely exorcised.’”

    No, she didn’t. That word is well above her knowledge.

    Though I wouldn’t blame whoever comes next for smudging the hell out of the place with a metric ton of sage.

    • Friday

      Urban Pagan tip: Wind magnesium ribbon into sage-bundle wreath. deploy on non-flammable surface. Sometimes it’s the only way to be sure. 🙂

  • JWC

    Fuck off and die idiot

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    It’s taking Rex Tillerson a bit longer to do the same at the State Department.

  • Itsatarp

    If anything merits an exorcism its that a bunch of the house’s previous occupants owned slaves, not to mention it was built by slaves.

    • Friday

      It was built largely by *craftsmen* who happened to be enslaved. Sometimes I think the shorthand about historical injustice glosses over the fact that those enslaved Americans actually knew their trade.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Goddesses protect us, but these people are dumb.

    • Friday

      The latter is why I pray the former a lot. 🙂

  • Tom G

    I call bullshit. Melania is not religious. She married a fucking self loving, money grubbing, pussy grabbing adulterer. She doesn’t care about the “spirits.” She just cared about the money.

    • JDS

      She is religious, continually on her knees. 🙂

  • Ann Kah

    Or…a “right-wing Christian pastor” may be inventing this entire story to fit with his preferred political mythology.

    • Friday

      You may note they just plain don’t mind lying.

  • Kruhn

    I know logic isn’t their forte, but Melania Knavs (the family Germanized the last name to Knaus) was born in the 1970s Yugoslavia of Josip Broz Tito. She lived the first 12 years of her life under officially atheist Tito’s Yugoslavia. So Melania is as Christian as she’s a spokesperson against bullying.

    Religion isn’t the Trumps’ thing. They’re just charlatans who worship in the altar of Mammon and you and your fat ass are bigoted rubes who associate Christianity with whiteness. I prefer associating with my atheist colleagues here than with you, and your so-called Christians.

  • June Gordon

    What did she perform the exorcism with? Her magic harlot pussy?

  • doninkansas

    I don’t think Melania would know or care. I mean she lives with Satan, after all.

  • Friday

    You know, I’m finding it difficult to give a crap even *if* Drumph’s mail-order Russian-bloc porn model third wife happened to be as crazy a Fundie as this nutjob preacher is. Would it even make a difference?

  • Ore Carmi

    You can’t have it both ways. So Obama ISN’T a Muslim? Because idols are forbidden in Islam. So, make your choice, freakazoidal far-right America–Muslim, or idol-worshipping? It can’t be both.

  • Gregory In Seattle

    It was nothing personal: Trump would have had her order an exorcism over ANY house just vacated by a black family.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Naw, America isn’t racist much.

  • Barry William Teske

    Well this one just blows on that dog whistle!

  • JDS
  • Pucks yer Mackd

    Great religion where they believe in ghosts and spirits and energy from past people! Sounds like witchcraft to me. Lol

  • dbishop75

    exorcism or smudging? the two are not the same. I smudge every new home i’ve ever lived in. it’s more tradition than anything.

  • lymis

    She needs to have the ritual performed again. There’s still a lingering evil permeating the White House.

    If her exorcists can’t manage it, hopefully the voters can.

  • Lois Tolley