Fox Commentator Tomi Lahren: Kids Are Eating Tide Pods Because Of Liberal Parents And Beyonce [VIDEO]

“I know what you’re thinking: The Tide Pod challenge couldn’t possibly be political, could it? Actually, yes, it is. It’s just the latest symptom of a larger problem ― the breakdown of the American family. It’s what happens when kids aren’t taught boundaries, respect, consequences or logic. The left, which dictates popular culture, brainwashes young people into believing they live in a world where 64 gender options are up for selection, everything is free, Beyonce is a God queen, and eating detergent is funny. Americans ― we are better than this. Put down the soap, kids, and get a job.” – Fox News commentator Tomi Lahren, demonstrating what pretty much everybody has ever said about her.

  • safari

    Is it too late for her mother to seek an abortion?

    Also, let’s just stop talking about her.

    • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)
      • nocadrummer

        Republicans are too. They just call it “executions.”

        • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

          More like “dying of preventable illness because I didn’t have health insurance”
          or “dying of a STD because I was denied prophylactic sex education” or “dying of heart disease or obesity because I was denied adequate affordable nutrition” or “dying of gun shot would because i was denied the protection of reasonable gun regulation.” ITS REALLY A DEATH CULT

    • another_steve

      No. She just turned me super-gay.

      I may be the gayest fag now in the history of faggotdom.

      • David Walker

        Go ahead. Assume the role. The crown and responsibilities were getting just to heavy for me to continue.

        • another_steve

          Battle of the Fags

          I spray with Lysol after anyone touches my bathroom sink.

          Can you beat that?

          • David Walker

            Nope. I see you’re going to take this to a whole different level. Go get ’em, love. Be fabulous.

          • JackFknTwist

            I’m on my seventh hand washing to day…..and I haven’t shaken anyone’s hand !

          • another_steve

            Jack, in this time of flu crisis, we cannot be too careful.

            Whenever my husband touches me, I shower soon thereafter.

          • MT YVR

            I have a constant misting of it for when I’m not in a controlled environment. Like… the fetal position. But that’s less ‘mo related more I loathe people?

            Now talk about number men… THERE we might get some interesting data. 😉

  • Lazycrockett

    Kids are eating pods cause their self worth is dependent on social media and going viral.

    • safari

      I’m going to up vote you.

    • Uncle Mark

      Kind of how Toni got her start

      • David Walker

        Eating pods is like having sex under the football bleachers?

        • ClevelandJim

          Doubt there was actual sex involved. She has the look of someone who promises a blowjob, but then doesn’t deliver.

          • David Walker

            Oh, that one.

          • ClevelandJim

            Mmmmm-hm

    • Ninja0980

      Yup, kids are now consumed with how many likes/clicks they get and nothing more.

      • safari

        There’s an episode of The Orville about a planet that operates in such a manner.

        • DreadPikathulhu

          Disqus needs to bring back the down vote.

        • Rambie

          I thought that was a brilliant echo of how “social media” is runing out culture.

        • Keroleen

          There’s also an episode of Black Mirror that depicts a similar society where your socioeconomic status is dependent upon your social media ratings. (Nosedive – series 3, ep. 1)

  • Anybody taking bets that most of the Tide Pods eaters are the children of Republicans?

    • HappyDance904

      i told my husband this same thing yesterday!!

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      • HappyDance904

        100 Helen’s agree…you are blocked!

    • IamSmartypants

      Republican kids, especially the spawn of evangelicals, are used to doing what they’re told and not asking questioning when they are told to swallow completely ridiculous ideas like a stale wafer of bread is actually a piece of zombie Jesus and you have to eat it if you don’t want to burn in hell forever and ever.

      If you can swallow that, a Tide Pod really isn’t much of a stretch.

      • JackFknTwist

        I thought exactly the same; if evangelicals teach their children the insane nonsense of their irrational hangups it is much more likely that their kids are as loopy as they are.
        Evangelicals home schooling…..oh yeah…….there’s a great idea !!!

      • 🐾vorpal🐾

        I always thought it would be amusing to play a game of “biscuit” with one of those stale crappy Jesus flesh crackers.

      • MoonDragon

        It’s the pop culture equivalent of Mark 16:18

        They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them . . .

    • Ninja0980

      Most likely they heard doing it would tick off liberals.

    • another_steve

      Becca, respectfully, I represent the segment of the JMG community that’s…umm…a bit slow when it comes to these things.

      Please explain “Tide Pods.”

      • Tawreos

        A pill you throw in your washing machine that releases detergent and fabric softener for those to lazy or stupid to measure (my apologies to any Tide pod users here that I may have offended)

        • Lantor

          I Fully take responsibility for being one of those lazy/stupid people. I love those pods! But as with anything, someone is going to win a Darwin Award.

        • another_steve
          • KCMC

            Youtube post eating/puking…

          • John30013

            Some young children have. They are packaged in shiny colored plastic that looks a little like Jello.

          • another_steve

            Ohmigod. Was totally unaware.

            Thanks.

          • Thorn Spike

            Some dishwasher detergents also come in pods.

          • Todd20036

            And they have swirly designs. Someone too young to know better might put them in his/her mouth.

            But apparently a few older people are doing it for “kicks”.

          • Tawreos
          • Todd Allis

            I’ll bet they taste better than cilantro, or at least comparable. (To me and other cilantro-haters)

          • cleos_mom

            They probably taste even better than broccoli with cilantro.

        • clay

          (and they leave behind residue for the next load, as well)

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            Are we still talking about Tide pods?

          • clay

            Yep– go to any laundry-mat used by college kids and see the partially dissolved gelatin/plastic in the lint catchers.

            Otherwise, it would be in the “Trump’s got a Golden Toilet” thread.

          • Bob Conti

            I see what you did there. Good kitty.

        • cleos_mom

          The laundry equivalent of a single-cup coffee maker. Except that laundry soap isn’t $20/pound-plus.

      • nocadrummer

        Tide laundry detergent is available in small, dissolvable packets. They’re rather colorful – orange, blue, white.

        • nocadrummer
          • another_steve

            It looks vaguely yin/yang.

            As a Philosophical Daoist, it appeals to me.

          • The_Wretched

            try a few for snack time.

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            Quiet, tranquil philosophical Taoist fist bump.

          • zhera
          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            Zhera! 😽

          • another_steve

            Love to you, vorpal.

            Daoism consists of two major “streams” – the religious and the philosophical. Religious Daoism is not unlike other theistic religions. There are gods “up there” who, properly implored to, can intervene on one’s behalf. Lao Tzu, the (possibly mythical) founder of Daoism, is one such god.

            Philosophical Daoism is god-free. Everything to know is knowable by the seeker. No divine intervention required.

            Therefore the sage goes about doing nothing, teaching no-talking.
            The ten thousand things rise and fall without cease,
            Creating, yet not possessing.
            Working, yet not taking credit.
            Work is done, then forgotten.
            Therefore it lasts forever.

            Verse Two, Tao Te Ching
            Gia-Fu Feng / Jane English trans.

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            I have that exact translation of the 道德經, and it’s my favourite due to the beautiful art. (I have two others as well, which are good, and I aspire to learn enough Classical Chinese to read it in its original form. I’ve made it through Chapter 1 aka 第一章, but no further.)

            I used to discuss religious Taoism vs. philosophical Taoism with my Mandarin teacher, and religious Taoism is no less nutty than any other mainstream religion. I don’t really consider philosophical Taoism a religion, per se, and thus identify as an atheist as well as a philosophical Taoist.

            The first time I stumbled across my mom’s copy of the Tao Te Ching back when I was a little kitty in my 20s, my brain practically seized up, because it was like someone had experienced all the confusing things I had on dissociative anaesthetics, made sense of it, and written it up in a beautiful form.

            When Christians tell me to “read the bible”, not only do I respond with, “I’ve probably read more of it than you have, and it’s boring and long-winded as hell,” but, “How many other holy books have you read? You can read the Tao Te Ching in an hour. Come back to me when you’ve actually considered other forms of spirituality if you want to be taken seriously.”

            (My Taoist nature makes me embrace my inner little shit disturber!)

            One of the things I find fascinating about Lao Tzu aka 老子 is that over the last couple decades, arguments as to whether or not he actually existed have gone from “probably not” to “actually, now we are pretty sure he did.”

            Another goal of mine is to read the Chuang Tzu aka 莊子, but THAT is kind of long winded and requires more knowledge of Chinese lore and culture than I have to really appreciate it.

            Much love to you, another_steve! I hope your Friday eve is off to a great start! I have my favourite cat, some great Carmenere wine, and takeout “Chilean Chinese” food from my preferred restaurant, so I’m a happy boy.

          • another_steve

            Much love to you too, dear vorpal. My friend.

            Here, imo, is the perfection of wisdom. The encapsulation of wisdom:

            It doesn’t matter what you know or think you know. All is well, either way. Be brave. Live life boldly.

            Treat others as you would have others treat you.

          • 🐾vorpal🐾

            Agree. I do love a good spar, and always have since I was a tiny kitten.

            I don’t know how many times my mom ran into the room while my dad and I were fighting up a storm, and burst into tears and sobbed, “Why are you fighting?”

            We’d turn to her, completely astonished by her response, and reply, “Because we like it!”

            My dad is one of my favourite people in the world.

        • nocadrummer
      • The_Wretched

        It’s a magic item from the Game of Thrones. Mostly they are used to do laundry and kill bad guys by summoning tidal pools in bathrooms.

        • Best explanation, right there! <3

      • KCMC

        Insane youth trend, local Dollar Gen and other stores locking up pod stock.

        • MonochromeMouse

          They’re locked up because there’s been a huge black market for them and other detergents for a few years. Household items, especially those in packs that can be broken up and sold in pieces like laundry pods, are a major target for shoplifters because they are easy to sell and next to impossible to trace.

      • CottonBlimp

        Someone remarked that tide pods look like tasty food, so deeply unfunny people on twitter started a meme of sharing photos of “meals” they made using tide pods, and then dumb kids started actually trying to eat them.

      • 🐾vorpal🐾

        Oh, and thank you for asking about this.
        I have been confused about the Tide pod memes going around online and am glad that I finally have been educated.

    • hoover2001

      I think we’re at a point where we have to worry about Republicans actually eating children. The poor ones, of course.

    • Or, if not actual republicans, at least trumpsters.

    • 🐾vorpal🐾

      Between that and the idiot open carry parents who accidentally shoot themselves or get shot by their kids, we can’t crank out Darwin Awards fast enough.

  • HappyDance904

    All that peroxide done gone and went straight to her brain!

    • FancyThat

      It has completely dissolved.

    • Uncle Mark

      …But her skull is so soft and manageable.

  • The_Wretched

    “The left, which dictates popular culture”

    Is that like gay people can summon hurricanes?

    • David Walker

      It’s code for “we republican’ts have no imagination, no sense of humor, no sense of rhythm, and no appreciation for anything that might bring humanity UP a notch or two.”

    • Uncle Mark

      I’ll mix up a hurricane in my blender right now

    • DreadPikathulhu

      That “the left” dictates what is popular might tell them something about the entertainment options the right provides.

      • The_Wretched

        Not our fault right wing ‘entertainment’ induces nausea.

        • David Walker

          Kirk Cameron would object to that assessment.

          • Rambie

            Kirk Cameron causes nausea

          • clay

            “Kirk Cameron is nauseous.”
            “No, the correct term is ‘nauseated’ or ‘has nausea’.”
            “No, Kirk Cameron causes nausea.”

    • Only when our God-Queen Beyonce answers our prayer requests.

    • JackFknTwist

      I blame Fox !

  • JoeMyGod
    • David Walker

      Sez the bimbo who sez what her keepers want. I’ll take Rosie, thank you very much.

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    This bitch….

  • So is this thread here our Two Minute Hate, before the next Trumpish atrocity comes along in the news?

    • A trifle, a palate-cleanser, if you will?

      • Like a Tide pod. >.>

    • Tatonka

      It’s a Lahren flavored sorbet.

      • Uncle Mark

        Ewww…tastes like bleach, peroxide, bile, ignorance & hate

        • IamSmartypants

          That’s exactly what it tasted like the one time I accidentally blew a Republican.

  • David Walker

    Good lord. I had no idea she existed. There’s vapid and then, I guess, there’s Tomi Lahren. I just… I can’t… That’s real, huh, not some late night comedy news show? And Murka, I assume, loves her.

    • Christopher

      If it weren’t for this here website thingy, I wouldn’t even know who she is/was.

  • Tawreos

    Kids couldn’t be eating Tide pods because they are the third most gullible group in America falling right behind Fox news viewers and evangelicals, could they?

  • MBear

    Beyonce made me eat tide pods!!! LOLOLOL

    • William

      I’m safe here. Any guest through the door will be licked to death by our dogs.

  • Wasn’t she on her parent’s insurance well past when she should have been?

  • Lars Littlefield

    Why do bleached blondes assume they can think?

  • SkokieGuy

    Is it just me, or is she making ‘Sure Jan’ face in the pic Joe is using?

    • William

      She is showing that she is deeply concerned about whatever the Democrats have done to destroy society today.

  • Tatonka

    Victoria Jackson called. She wants her shtick back.

    • Tawreos

      Victoria Jackson isn’t a good enough actress to pull off what Tomi is

  • Macbill

    And her God is White, the color of purity.

    • Christopher

      Huh, maybe that’s why I never wear white!

  • Isn’t this is the same idiot who said BLM is the same as the KKK?

    • David Walker

      I don’t know, but that sounds so like her, so why not…

      • Googled it out of curiosity, and yes. I thought I recognized the name. She’s also the same one who got in trouble at Glenn Beck’s network for being pro-choice.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Do the “right wingers” really know just how stupid they sound? Have they really become the “Party of Stupids”?

  • Christopher

    Is this woman, and I use the term loosely, drinking the Peroxide that she normally pours on her scalp?

    BTW Tomi is it, get your roots done! Did your mother teach you absolutely nothing? For shame going on TV looking like that!

  • JT

    Gender options are up for selection?

    There’s only one for you: dumbfuck bimbo.

  • Boreal
  • PickyPecker
    • Boreal

      Day care.

  • Barry William Teske

    Bimbo’s wobble and yes.
    They do fall down.

  • Uncle Mark

    We can say the same thing about this lil’ angry girl. Tomi, put down the bleach & peroxide and get a REAL job !!

  • Gustav2

    Yes dear, civilization has been falling since ladies started to ride astride, not sidesaddle.

    • whollyfool

      Everyone knows you’re not a virgin anymore if you don’t ride sidesaddle.

      • GanymedeRenard

        Oh, my virgin ears!

  • Lazycrockett
    • Reality.Bites

      Diet Coke not cold enough?

      • The_Wretched

        Wont fit a corpse.

        • KarenAtFOH

          LOL!

      • Mark

        freeze dried Big Macs??

      • Max_1

        Not big enough for a 6 pack…

    • GanymedeRenard

      Whaaaat? How many Big Macs can one need?

    • Styrofoam ice chest. Bag of ice.
      Again, Duh.

      • The_Wretched

        < $10 from most gas station shops. They don't go there.

        • clay

          And they’d never expect him to be coming in, so he won’t have to worry about it being poisonous!

    • Uncle Mark

      Given the current state of affairs between the President & First Lady, as long as they’re together, no freezer is required

    • zhera

      They gonna get one in 18 karat gold?

  • Texndoc

    Ah. No parent says “I’m gonna wash that mouth out with soap!” anymore. Of course.

  • safari

    If we must endure her, can we at least fill her tweet replies with cat assholes?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/15b987aaff2bd8ee7c79e939358d5c337b8862d0634532e0191f165e9eb59c06.jpg

  • PickyPecker
    • Uncle Mark

      …And Mom can finally go back to the kitchen, where she belongs, and have dinner ready for us every night at 6 PM

    • jerry

      The “tax reform” in 2018 is a major hit to union members: can no longer deduct unreimbursed employee expenses, such as mileage, travel, meals, and union dues. So either the unions need to renegotiate their contracts with employers to cover these expenses, or many of the members will no longer travel long distances for work.

  • Things have gone rotten here

    She is VILE.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Lack of regulations on big business?…nah it’s the libards…

  • DesertSun59

    I got one better. Some women murder their very own children because Jesus.

  • customartist

    Does FOX have major buying agreements with Hair Bleach manufacturers?

    • GanymedeRenard

      Milo is their main provider.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    What are you doing here ? I thought Ann Coulter aborted you.

  • thatotherjean

    Another blonde Fox bimbo speaks. Am I supposed to care what she thinks is wrong with America?

    • David Walker

      No. I think all you’re supposed to do is sit back and enjoy watching her perky breasts. I can’t even do that.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Things just aren’t the way they were back when Tomi was growing up, when she and her friends were content to snack on leaded paint chips.

  • Treant

    I think the bleach has finally penetrated the brain and killed too many cortical cells.

    Time to put her down.

  • Scott MB

    If it’s such a political issue and “liberals” are so much at fault, how do expalin the issues in the “bible belt”? There are more teen pregnancies, opiod use, welfare recipients, etc in red states. Red states take more from the government coffers than any blue state .Blue states subsidize your issues because republicans are to scared to talk to their kids about anything ESPECIALLY sex, because it’s dirty and if they do the kids will run out that instant and become a sex fiend.

    • Uncle Mark

      I would imagine if this were strictly a “liberal” issue, they would sit back, enjoy the fatalities, and shout “na na na na boo boo…stoopid libruls never prosper…” Since this is not really a REAL societal concern, I can only guess that the little girl is running out of things to be pissed about. If so, someone should be really worried about her “career” by now.

      • David Walker

        Her TV career, maybe.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • Treant

      So it does cause brain damage.

    • If only. Maybe we can get him to do it if we tell him he needs to beat the world record for total number eaten or he’s a LOSER.

      • DaMoldBrok

        I would add, ” and you can not puke, or your a double loser”!

        We want that stuff to work. Would it be bad of me to state, “please die a horrible death, and start soon”.

    • Harveyrabbit

      Damn, wish I’d seen this one before I posted my toothless joke above. Would have been much better here LOL.

    • KarenAtFOH

      Brilliant

    • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

      Be a member of the “Clean Plate Club” Don-don–then GTFO.

    • coram nobis

      “I have to limit my intake. The money-laundering machine needs the rest.”

    • MonochromeMouse

      He gets to eat two tide pods, everyone else only gets one.

  • ok, i am shallow. so i have to say, damn bitch. that is the Wrong choice of bottle blonde for you. arg! it’s so artificial i want to go ingest four thousand organic spinach pineapple shake nutriblends, just to cleanse myself of the burning sensation in my eyes.

    secondly, i live in a 99% af-am neighborhood and i am 100% confident none of our children are eating Tide pods. dey mamas be beatin dem so hard a hand would break, if they tried. this is a classic “first world problem.”

    finally: there is a sociological thing worth serious study here. i’m out of the biz, but wow. really? a national trend to eat Tide Pods? i am reeling; i thought this was just a short lived internet joke. there is where the Heavy Theory people should be stepping in. if you want to prove your lives have value (catty right wing remark about sociology departments in academia) this is the chance you’ve been waiting for. what the actual fuck? please, esplain.

  • Duh-David

    Still angry because her illiterate parents couldn’t spell her name correctly and now she will never find a mug with her name on it in the Stuckey’s gift shop?

  • Jay George
  • Harveyrabbit
  • Rex

    I just knew they’d end of blaming the gays for this.

    • IamSmartypants

      I gave up my gag reflex for Lent back in 1987, but even I can’t swallow this nonsense.

  • coram nobis

    Kids are disrespectful these days, and Paul Lynde takes umbrage.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wCXr_6wgns&t=9s

  • Lazycrockett

    why cant we bring back the Cinnamon Challange

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsrGTMcEqKM

    • Barry William Teske

      They grow up so fast these days.
      I mean really….hernias?

  • Christopher

    Go suck on a toilet biscuit you stupid, vapid, pornstar-looking twat!

    THIS is why there are still Blonde jokes to be told!

  • DutchGuy

    Even as a foreigner I’d say that eating Tide Pods is way less detrimental to your health than swallowing Fox News…

  • Leo
    • Duh.
      If anyone feigns surprise, then yall deserve this shithole president.

    • CraigNJ

      No one could possibly have predicted that would happen. /s

    • The_Wretched

      Just like they did the time before. This was entirely expected and even commented on as the likely outcome here before this round happened.

    • clay

      Uh, no. MarketWatch is under-playing this. Making Wall Street and the money managers WILL have an additional effect on the economy– inflation at the same time that banks will be able to increase interest rates (since the wealthy are going to re-invest that in stocks, rather than equipment or humans), jacking up the cost of living on those who didn’t get the breaks, the buy-backs, or the bonuses.

    • clay

      Damn! Cohn’s just trolling me by using his tongue and eyes like that!

  • GanymedeRenard

    “It’s what happens when kids aren’t taught (…) logic.”

    And this coming from a Faux News commentator?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    *Breathes*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • Jay George

      I laughed so hard I woke the dogs up. 🙂

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    So tide pods to the stomach, bleach to the roots. Same effect, Tomi. Same effect. Brain death. So sad.

  • ClevelandJim

    Is this Tomi person someone whose name is supposed to be familiar to me? Because it’s not. And how is that pronounced, cause it sure ain’t spelled logically. Is it like “tommy” or “tome-y”? She looks like a Valley Girl who’s become a little too old to pull off the schtick.

    • Tawreos

      It should be tome-y since Tommy is a boys name and we know the GOP has a problem with transgender individuals so they would probably not accept a female named Tommy

      • coram nobis

        It’s a nickname. The original name was probably Ptomaine.

        • David Walker

          Thomasina.

    • Christopher
      • ClevelandJim

        LOVE!

      • shellback

        I hate when the woman in front of me at the check-out does something similar. I always duck – – – and make a big show out of it.

    • djcoastermark

      Another blonde bimbo fox spox.

  • Oh look! Another blond-haired Fox bimbo metaphorically spreading her legs for Trumpanzees…

  • KCMC
    • coram nobis

      And walk to school in Ivory Snow.

      • uphill, both ways!

        • David Walker

          I can claim that. It was about a mile to my elementary school and mother was at work by the time we left for school. The walk started out level, but then there was a hill to climb. We walked downhill a bit, but then start up another hill. At the foot of the hill was the school, so going home, we did the two uphills again.

          • coram nobis

            At least you were wearing shoes.

          • m_lp_ql_m

            At least you had feet.

          • David Walker

            OK. I’ll just hobble away now.

          • coram nobis

            “I cried because I had no hat, till I saw a man who had no head.”

          • Bad Tom

            “And that man wasn’t crying, believe me.”

          • “I cursed my fate that I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. I asked him ‘Hey, got any shoes you’re not using?'”

  • jpinphx

    I’m sure her fox-watching male demographic tune into to her with their lotion and kleenex.

  • Outlaw Woman

    Meh … Ann Coulter redux, and Coulter’s act got stale fifteen years ago.

    • coram nobis

      Yes — but Fox still has Roger Aisles’ collection of blonde Barbie dolls and they need to get their money’s worth.

  • djcoastermark

    Dolly,- “Mommy, mommy, billy just said a bad word.” Mommy- ” Son, go wash your mouth out with soap.” Son,- “well hell, I might as well post it on yucktube while I’m at it, might get some hits”

  • KarenAtFOH

    OFFS! I remember when my grade school classmates ate paste!

    • djcoastermark

      And that was just in the cafeteria.

  • AstroCat

    Kids are eating laundry detergent because the US ranks 17th in education. The Republicans, I believe, are the ones that want to gut education funding, Tomi. This is simply a byproduct of the GOP “keepin’ ’em stoopid” philosophy.

  • JT

    Put down the soap, kids, and get a job

    Put down the mike, Lobo Tomi, and get a brain.

  • Pip

    Get a fucking job you bums! Stop making excuses about being too young, I’m sure your state will issue hardship licenses so you can get out there and make something of yourself!

  • Uncle Mark

    The irony is that swallowing Toni’s rhetoric also requires the same stupidity as swallowing Tide pods.

    • Bad Tom

      Does it make you as sick?

      • m_lp_ql_m

        No, but your whites come out just as whiter.

      • clay

        It could easily make you dead.
        On the Reservation, when the drug addicted couldn’t get alcohol, some would switch to other, more dangerous intoxicants, such as cleaning supplies, searing their esophagus. They’d come to from passing out (sometimes they’d come to), and the searing would make them feel itchy, so they’d stretch, popping the tissue between each cartilage ring, and immediately blood until dead. Laundry detergent isn’t the same as bleach, but the amount of puking and diarrhea could be deadly to someone already dehydrated from drug use.

  • Mikey

    Kids are actually NOT eating laundry detergent… it’s an internet meme and a joke, not much more.
    The silly media are making out to be something huge and serious.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      It worked. I went out for a pack of their “whitening” pods today and the shelves were pretty much bereft of Tide pods.

  • Rex

    I once worked with a girl named Tomi – she was a stupid bitch too.

  • Cuberly Deux
  • coram nobis

    Well, at least the kids aren’t stuffing themselves into phone booths. Of course, we don’t have phone booths any more, but …

    • David Walker

      …and VWs cost too much to stuff 25 bodies into.

  • Gianni

    How is it that these blonde, cutesy, air-head, irrelevancies find their way onto the FUX News set? One can just tell by looking at her that she definitely could teach kids the right way. Do they debate about which dreamt up story to report on by picking the most nonsensical?

  • Rebecca Gardner

    What is the Tide Pod challenge?

    • Max_1

      Eating dish soap…

      • Rebecca Gardner

        You mean they actually eat the laundry detergent pods?
        WTF?

        • shellback

          It’s got something to do with having republican parents and stroking jeezis, I THINK.

        • coram nobis

          That’s assuming that this is real news and not another Internet rumor. Or a clever sales ploy by Procter & Gamble.

        • Bad Tom

          It started because Tide Pods look too much like candy. So very young kids ate them, because candy!

          Then, it became an internet meme. That caused older kids to start eating them, because the meme told them too. That’s how we know that the internet eats kid’s brains.

  • Ninja0980

    Gahh, will this creature crawl under her rock already?

  • Gianni
  • Leo
  • coram nobis

    Those kids today — we got trouble!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI_Oe-jtgdI

    • KCMC

      Grace and Frankie version was fun.

  • Max_1
    • Bad Tom

      He should get out in the sun more.

  • Stubenville

    I hope Beyonce sues her to oblivion and back.

  • -M-

    Tomi and the other Faux-bots are the ones encouraging everyone to ignore facts, logic and basic honest discussion.

    • Max_1

      She epitomizes the decline of reason and wisdom in favor of agenda and politics.

    • clay

      If people keep doing that, they might end up . . . hell, eating laundry detergent!

  • Christopher
  • shellback

    How much does putin pay you to be a hate-filled, ugly liar working for a nazi tv station? Just wondering.

    • -M-

      Whether he pays her or has any direct involvement in choosing her messages, he’s gotta love the stupidity and disfunction her blather promotes.

  • Pat Padrnos

    I do not even know where to go with this. I am a liberal and 2 of my 3 teenage grandchildren with live with me are conservative ( I know – where did I go wrong) They all think this new craze is totally insane. Don’t know what else to say. This young woman is such a sick pot of –it

    • Silver Badger

      As a lifelong wild eyed liberal, I can feel your pain. Two of my four children married fundamentalist christians. Eventually though, their initial programming, er teaching, came back by the time they were 25 they realized their mistake. One got a divorce and one converted her husband into a real person.

      • Pat Padrnos

        Sometimes it takes awhile.

  • teeveedub

    Considering Tomi’s “thought” process, I’d guess that she grew up on a steady diet of lead paint chips.

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      And her parents kept a leaky propane tank in her crib. The hiss of leaking gas lulled her to sleep.

  • Adam Stevens

    I hereby nominate Tomi Lauren as the official spokesperson for The Homeschooled Children of America Association.

    I need a 2nd.

    • David Walker

      Second. Can dispense with the vote and go with unanimous consent?

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “No.”

        — Mitch McConnell

        • Bad Tom

          Fuck Mitch McConnell. But not with my dick.

    • clay

      You may only get a second from your own home-school.

  • Halou

    “Just get a job”
    Says the bimbo who no doubt got hers because of her bra size. Some of us in the real world don’t have the same… “talents” that she does. Jobs don’t grow on trees.

  • lukefromcanada

    her mother should’ve swallowed her when she had the chance

  • Halou
    • safari

      Take that paternal power!

    • Jean-Marc in Canada
      • jerry

        Will someone please translate that from Canadian? /s

    • Silver Badger

      Does this mean that he can now “talk like that”?

      • DaMoldBrok

        Sure, the President of The United States can call other countries “shitholes”, we can say whatever we want. It’s now a ‘cuss how you want’, ‘say what you want’. Foul words have been downgraded to fillers of sentences.

        • Halou

          That last bit is abso-fucking-lutely true!

  • Bad Tom

    SCENE: Deep in the bowels of Procter & Gamble Marketing

    Marketing VP: WHO thought it was a good idea to make our detergent LOOK LIKE CANDY?!?

    Senior Marketing VP: What a stupid idea! Who is this moron? They’ve cost us millions! Find them. Find them!

    Executive Marketing VP: After we find them, fire them! I want them gone yesterday!

    Senior Marketing VP: So, who was it?
    Administrative Assistant: It was Fenwick, sir.

    Marketing VP: Fenwick?
    Senior Marketing VP: Fenwick?
    Executive Marketing VP: Fenwick, my son?

    Administrative Assistant: Yes, Mr. Fenwick.

    • m_lp_ql_m

      You’ve obviously never worked in Marketing (capital ‘m’). The guy who made them look like candy is now the Senior Marketing VP.

      • Bad Tom

        Executive Marketing VP. Reports to the CEO.

  • HZ81

    The breakdown of the American family? You voted for the guy with a bunch of kids from three different mothers, you stupid, vapid kunt.

  • pch1013

    Silly bint. Social media – the very same social media that got that orange sack of pus installed in the White House – is responsible for this.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Yeah, like I WASN’T going to tweet that bimbo….

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/956997206472577024

  • She is a typical rich Plano bitch. No sense. No real life experience. Entitled. Spoiled and dumb. And still on her parents’ health insurance but thinks she’s self-sufficient. Ugh.

    • boatboy_srq

      Is it the TX education system, or just the water?

      • Some of it is anywhere that rich people have spoiled their kids and never told them no. They think their ideas are original and interesting but really their just stupid and obnoxious. So that’s not a particularly Texas thing. What is specific to the Dallas suburbs is a kind of incredibly self-righteous but superficial form of Evangelical Christianity. I think it also exists in places like Orange County, CA, so it’s not just here but I’d never seen it anywhere else. Actually you do see it in a lot of beauty pageant contestants. The kind of people think they are honoring Jesus by parading around in a bikini and high heels. Those things don’t really go together but in their minds they do because it’s all about them. It’s the kind of people that the prosperity gospel was designed to appeal to. So it’s not just here but it’s not something you find everywhere.

  • Halou

    But… Republicans and Foxers love the unregulated free market.
    No, seriously. Cushions and clothing, pins, stickers and embroidered labels…
    https://www.etsy.com/market/tide_pods_meme

  • Silver Badger

    Evolution never stops. With the world population so high, do we have the right to stop people from dropping out of the gene pool by doing things like eating tide pods?

    • jmax

      If they eat Tide pods with bleach, it will not only make them drop out of the gene pool but help disinfect it too.

  • boatboy_srq

    “WAAH modern culture WAAH kids these days WAAH decadent society WAAH we’re all going to Hell WAAH!!11!1!”

    Always the same with moralistic Reichwingers. I take it The Scarlet Letter isn’t required reading anymore.

    • David Walker

      Nor is it required wearing.

  • Luther Kreiger

    “Dishwasher eggplant muffin top. Reverse cowgirl bacon wranglers on parade, the left, the left, the left! Mumblemouth boobersplat, look at my boobs.” -Tomi Lahhhren, making an equally cogent, intelligent point as above.

    • licuado de platano

      Bravo!

  • Professor Barnhardt
  • clay

    1) “the breakdown of the American family” isn’t inherently political. It’s a social myth.
    2) If the left dictates popular culture, she just admitted that the populous is to the left of herself.
    3) And it’s not 64 gender options, but an infinite number, fuckwit.
    4) Not many state allow 13 year olds to get a job.

    5) and they’re not actually eating them. This is like the cinnamon challenge, to see how long you can hold it in your mouth. Oh, people might chant, “swallow, swallow, swallow!” but it’s what you do before you swallow that really matters.

    • David Walker

      #3. True, but that’s as high as she can count…reliably.

    • Halou

      4. That’s because pesky and unnecessary government regulation is holding back true capitalism. And no company in the history of companies has ever exploited child labour when there were no laws against it, the market will totes regulate itself on that. /s

    • boatboy_srq

      RE: #5: as in so many other activities.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    RAGEWHORE

  • Robert Anthony

    Tide Pods. Cleanse the sin from within kids. Jebus would want you to eat them.

  • 2patricius2

    Fox Commentator Tomi Lahren: “I’m Eating Tide Pods Because Of Liberal Parents And Beyonce…”

    There. I corrected the headline.

  • metrored

    But Beyoncé IS a God Queen!

  • sdnative1958

    Kids these days doing all sorts of crazy things, I tells ya the country is going to hell in a handbasket.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/50cf3da462918632a1a9b62e6c76f832b6e491d5407ce61e60bedc3784516a1e.jpg

    • coram nobis

      ” … and they even dial Information for numbers they could look up in the phone book!”
      — What’s Up Tiger Lily?

    • BobSF_94117

      The bodies are supposed to be inside the phone booth.

    • jerry

      Next thing you know, they’ll be dancin’ to rock-n-roll and doing the lindyhop.

  • JWC

    There you have it folks today s submission from the department of BATSHIT CRAZY

  • Moebym of the Returners

    Who needs responsibility when we can just blame one group of people for everything that’s going wrong?

  • Justandra

    Aww, lil twat trying to get some headlines by mentioning Bey even though I doubt she has even heard of this heifa.

  • justmeeeee

    I hate her hair.

  • Canadian Observer

    I can hardly wait for the Murphy Brown reboot… not because I think rebooting old series is a good idea, but so that twits like this can do their Dan Quayle imitations.

  • Dunkerblinker

    She is proof that the educational standards are woefully bad in conservatives.

  • billbear1961

    THIS (above) is just a particularly ludicrous example, but WHEN is someone in the political class and the serious media going to call these shameless propagandists OUT? How much more damage do they have to DO to your society and your democracy, how much more callous must they make U.S. society–with their shameless lies and advocacy of ruthless, extremist policies based on lies and irrational and hateful BULLSHIT–before decent people FIGHT BACK and EXPOSE them for what they are?! Imagine if there were a consistent and widespread, relentless media campaign by a MAJOR broadcaster to denigrate and demonize CONSERVATIVES in this country!! What kind of reaction would THAT get?!

    If these people were LEFT-WING liars, the MSM would SAVAGE them for their lies (they’re left alone because they help pull the political “center” far to the right, which aligns with the desires of the MSM’s corporate owners).

    Where are the Democrats and serious journalists, serious news sources, not just comedians, to call this crap out after a QUARTER CENTURY of its unchallenged assault on those who value equality, inclusiveness and some basic notion of FAIRNESS?! You just take it and take it and take it!! The current crisis–the presence of a proven and relentless pathological LIAR, THIEF, and racist HATEMONGER in the Oval Office–would not now AFFLICT this pitiful nation if real journalists had DONE THEIR JOBS and held these paid right-wing WHORES accountable from DAY ONE!!

    Defend yourselves and what’s LEFT of your democracy! Demand serious publications and broadcasters–and the Democratic party!–start to hold the right’s Pravda ACCOUNTABLE, that they point out the DAMAGE they’re doing to democratic values with their deliberate LIES and their advocacy of policies that are based on lies and on views that are incompatible with the tenets of modern democracy and simple human DECENCY! It’s not hard to point out what the results of such policies will LOOK LIKE: millions stripped of their civil rights and a return to the Dickensian HORRORS that civilized democracies thought they’d left far BEHIND them!

    Demand the serious press do their JOBS, to defend the truth from lies and genuine democracy from irrational, hateful, and mendacious extremism! Demand the one major party left in this country that believes in Equal Protection and JUSTICE for All opposes, daily, in print and before the cameras, the major party which has ABANDONED those principles without which a democracy cannot SURVIVE!

    If the press won’t do their jobs, begin to boycott them and let them know WHY! If the Democrats won’t FIGHT, 24/7, close your check books to them and find advocates of true democracy who WILL fight this relentless right-wing assault on democracy and modernity!!

  • Canadian Observer

    I used to hang out with Maoists (long story) who used to suggest that people like Tomi Lahren could be rehabilitated by doing long stints of manual agricultural work. I am not sure they were correct, but I would be happy to volunteer her services to any farmer opposed to minimum wage laws and in favour of piece work.

    • Dazzer

      Make her go on a Long March to a ‘shithole’ village first – and then put her to labour in the fields.

  • pgarayt

    Why do you dye your hair?

  • Piet

    This non-mother who’s been out of school a whole three years is now the expert people turn to for child-rearing advice? Because bringing up a child is always a political act? Ai yi.

    • Friday

      Apparently that’s *all* it is to the Right. When they aren’t washing their kids’ mouths out with soap for Jeezus.

  • pj

    tell me what to do blondy. im lost without your insight

  • 🐾vorpal🐾

    where 64 gender options are up for selection

    SO fucking tired of hearing this bullshit. Facebook makes 64 gender choices and suddenly, they’re the authoritative voice for all of liberalism?

    Bite my furry cisgendered male ass, Tomi.

  • Droz

    I mean, everything is political if your job in life is to tell old people that something is political. Even bullshit stories like this, taking a joke and assuming people everywhere really are eating these things. And then trying to somehow make it fit a narrative that allows you to get up on a soap box. All the while hoping to god (money) that no one ever notices that you’re not actually doing anything productive with your life.

  • mark99k

    I often try to imagine this pompous bitch 40 years from now, when her only currency (her looks) are gone and her only skill (indignation) is unmarketable. The image that comes to mind always begins in a gutter.

    • Girlgoon

      If she goes to college and studies real hard she can become a white house spokesperson like conway

  • geoffalnutt

    I eats ’em cuz I likes ’em.

    • Tomcat

      Kids, do not try this at home.

  • Tom Mears

    And here I thought kids were eating tide pods because they were stupid and couldn’t figure out that eating laundry detergent would make them puke and shit blood because they get chemical burns from their mouth to their butt.

  • LovesIrony

    Shut up twit

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Fox spawn. I swear, their vapid blond cliche would be funny were it not so obvious. Extreme examples for petty arguments, the habitual slam on gender, and the making sure that we include a phrase to keep those Black folk in their place. Yawn. And for the record, hon, your viewers would tell you to get back in the kitchen and bring them a sandwich.

  • Tomcat

    I had to google to see what the tide pod challenge was and all I can say is the low hanging fruit goes first so set your sights much higher kids.

  • Friday’s_cat
  • ColoMtnWoman

    You beat me to it. I’m guessing she’s blaming “liberals” because most of the people eating the pods are dumb conservative’s kids…

  • phhht

    What a halfwit that woman is. She has the intellect of stucco.

    • JackNasty

      I disagree. You’ll never hear stucco saying anything as stupid as she has.

  • Spongebob CrankyPants

    LOL.

  • MoonDragon

    No, Tomi. They are eating them in despair because an entitled little shit like you is getting a job based on barbi-cute (aryan) looks and a squeakie chewie toy voice that should go to someone who actually studied journalism and put in the work to actually do the job.

  • BobSF_94117

    I wish more conservative parents would teach their daughters about the dangers of long-term hair bleaching.

    • edrex

      no doubt the drapes match the anus.

  • Pablo Sánchez

    When I was 24, I said a lot of stupid shit too. Thankfully, there are no recordings of them. (Hate to be you in 25 years.)

  • Puck

    Stupid TWAT!

  • The Professor

    Another airhead blonde bimbo at Faux News. Except this one is still on her parent’s insurance thanks to… OBAMACARE. #HypocriteMuch

    https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jul/31/tomi-lahren-admits-shes-still-on-parents-health-in/

  • ted-

    I do look forward to reading she crashed dead onto a concrete wall. I WILL smile.

  • rig500

    Even for Fox, this woman is stupid.

  • KnownDonorDad

    So folks here are Beyonceists?

  • kcken

    Sings Blondie: The Tide is high… no wait, the Tide made me high….

  • Galvestonian

    I really think it’s because of media programs that stem from sites like Fox and Friends, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Drudge Report, World Net Daily, Michelle Malkin & etc., etc. and their distorted, made-up, sensationalized partial & half truths that they promote as factual and true when in all actualitty it’s total bull puckey.

  • JCF

    Barf, straight out of the Newt Gingrich Playbook: (reminders, for those who have forgotten)

    1992 Gingrich uses Woody Allen as a symbol for what Democrats want to do to America: “Woody Allen had non-incest with his non-daughter because they were a non-family.” He adds, “It fits the Democratic Party platform perfectly.”

    1994 A South Carolina woman, Susan Smith, murders her two sons. Gingrich draws the only logical conclusion: “I think that the mother killing the two children in South Carolina vividly reminds every American how sick the society is getting and how much we need to change things. The only way you get change is to vote
    Republican.”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1adfa7fbe09cf45efea6083c431855c1a680749315b7c2541909600ffa8f08b4.jpg

  • SDG

    Where do the dig these people up? Beauty pageant rejects?

  • I find it very difficult to even look at Tomi Lahren without resorting to all manner of misogynistic abuse in my mind. She is such a parody of a worthless bottle-blond cheerleader.

  • northern_neighbour

    Let’s call it like it is Tami … you are an “ostensibly blonde” Faux News Media Attention Whore, … but we know you’re in it for the money. And you are part of the whole cycle of destruction of the American Family who in far to many cases have to work 3 different jobs with staggered shifts at unliveable wages, just to put food on the table for their kids, BECAUSE YOUR WHORE MASTERS, the Corporate Sponsors of FAUX NEWS ( = Fake News) … well they in their GREED don’t want to pay ordinary people a living wage. And of course their kids suffer.

    But not the BLONDE WHORE who mouths these empty hollow platitudes. She does not suffer or struggle.

    You unworthy disgusting hypocrite!! May you age rapidly, and your skin turn sallow and crinkly before your time. You’ve sold yourself out to the billionaire class like any common prostitute, and that is exactly what you are.

    Just crawl back under your dark rock, you unattractive phony hussy. Enjoy a shit hole life, one that you so richly deserve.

  • JDS
  • Gianni

    I’ll bet FUX hired this bimbette, no references required.