Family Research Council Prayer: Thanks Be To God For Sending Us Trump Even Though He Commits Adultery

From the FRC’s prayer of the day:

The election of a president who champions religious liberty, as President Trump has shown himself to be, was an answer to prayer even if God’s answer was not exactly what many of his people envisioned.

Most experts believe a Hillary Clinton White House would have continued the conscience-violating, even dictatorial policies of the Obama administration. Yet immediately after his election, President Trump acted to keep his promise to safeguard religious liberty.

Those who follow these matters know that the hostility toward people of faith requires vigilance. That is why we need leaders who will enforce the First Amendment’s restraint when it comes to faith expression: “nor prohibiting the free exercise thereof” and a vigilant and courageous Christian citizenry.

Thanks be to God for giving President Trump a burden to champion religious liberty. May Christians pray for and support the president for the good things he is doing, even if they cannot approve of his past or present behavior in other respects. (Ezra 1:2; Isaiah 44:28; Daniel 6:26; 1 Tim 6:13-16)

  • HZ81

    You have a mental illness, Tony. Not just the belief in a magical invisible sky friend, either.

  • JT

    Family Research Council Prayer Of The Day: Thank God For Sending Us Trump Even Though He Commits Adultery

    Tony Perkins: Trump can fuck my ass even though sodomy is against god.

    • Boss Dave✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Cmon, that’s not true at all.

      At Trump’s order, Tony fucks his own ass. That way his lord and savior Trump stays sodomy free. And Tony does it because it feels good. Not that it makes him gay, dammit!

    • Uncle Mark

      Damn…you beat me to it. “Thank Gawd for sending us Trump even though he commits adultery.” The subtext: “At least he’s not a homo.”

    • Cattleya1

      Well not really fuck Tony’s ass – about the worst 45 could do is commit frottage with his micropenis.

    • Todd20036

      Trump may be a rapist, a fraud, a Nazi, an adulterer, a cheat, a liar, and a fake of a president, but he hates LBGTs, hates women, hates abortion, hates non whites, and hates non christians.

      In other words, being a Nazi is a feature, not a bug, the only feature we care about.

  • FAEN


    • 🐾vorpal🐾

      Don’t forget to mix it up a bit and throw some David Dukes in there.
      Tony hangs out with a very kkklassy bunch of pedophilesople.

      • Steverino

        Tony fantasizes about David Dukes dressed in Daisy Dukes.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Well of course they are. They are “Christians” after all and I never met one that wasn’t a hypocrite.

      • FAEN


      • Karl Dubhe 2

        I knew one, but he don’t count. Not really. 🙂

  • Jay George

    We still doin Throw Back Thursday? TBT to the weekend me, Corey Ryan Forrester and Drew Morgan spent a little time in the Poconos learning what it means to be a gay naturist. Thanks Gay Naturists International (GNI) and Funny Or Die

  • Outlaw Woman

    One positive … when Trump goes down (and he will), Tony and Franklin will go down with him.

    • DreadPikathulhu

      So instead of metaphorically going down on him they’ll be going down with him?

    • 🐾vorpal🐾

      Somehow, I doubt it. Anyone who is still a loyal Trump devotee will be sending him porn fan mail in prison.

  • Treant

    On the Duggar upside, all we have to Duggar say to them in the Duggar future is that Duggar they support child Duggar molesters and Duggar adulterers and to Duggar go the Duggar fuck away.

    • edrex

      here! (duggar tony perkins) here! (duggar tony perkins)

  • Ninja0980

    He’s helping them put judges on the courts who will undo abortion, reproductive and LGBT rights as well as destroy the line between church and state.
    That is all they care about.
    They couldn’t give a shit about moral values of any kind.

  • safari

    How is this different than anyone else FRC associates with? Scum all.

  • greenmanTN

    Is that an old pic of Tony? He looks slightly less… Gollum-esque.

    • JoeMyGod

      That’s a screencap of his speech at the 2016 GOP convention.

      • greenmanTN

        At first I thought it was someone else. A clone perhaps? *shudder*

  • Larry Larson

    Their Lord works in such mysterious ways!
    P.S. Send money!

    • Uncle Mark

      Perhaps the Lord should deal with the Russian Alfa & Omega Banks, if He needs money. It’s all laundered, and as we all know “cleanliness is next to godliness.”

  • William

    These folks can twist logic like a pretzel.

    • JP

      Not that difficult when you take a look at their followers.

      • nocadrummer

        It’s easy when you’re polydactyl!

  • edrex

    how many mulligans does duggar get? i’m not good with golf stats.

    • Pollos Hermanos

      Shagging a porn star 10 years ago (but paying her off after the election) = Good.

      Fingering your sisters 10 years ago (but having an Ashley Madison profile now) = Bad.

      It’s the Christian way.

  • April

    These moral hypocrites would make a deal with the devil to gain political power and do away with LGBT folks.

    Oh wait, they did.

  • pj

    i liked yesterdays tony pic better

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    It’s Mulligan Tony!

  • 🐾vorpal🐾

    Can we stop giving Tiny Porkings so much attention already?
    It’s killing my boners.

  • Michael R
    • Uncle Mark

      Looks like the Lord’s toilet has done backed-up

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      such a modest house for a millionaire grifter.

  • Uncle Mark

    The FRC: Trying to keep a finger in every pie…and in every Quiverfull girl

  • bkmn
    • edrex

      damn. that’s good.

      • Robert RM Bagwell

        Have you not studied the lives of the felonious and pious Clintons????? He’s not a pastor anyway, he’s president. Perhaps you should run next time since you surely haven’t committed any sins. By the way…sin is sin according to the Bible. People of fond of criticizing others for sins to which they are not tempted.

        • edrex

          ???!! um. ok.

        • edrex

          one more word: lithium.

        • edrex

          do you have risperdal in russia?

  • Moebym of the Returners

    Seeing people like Tony Perkins teach one thing and practice another is why young people are leaving Christianity in droves.

  • bkmn
    • Cuberly Deux

      Didn’t Schipp already say that he knows GOPers that have read it and it was met with eye-rolls?

    • Uncle Mark

      Throw this treason-weasel’s ass in jail. That’s twice now he’s engaged in blatant obstruction and fuckery…now let’s add fraud to the charges. (Y’all just know he’s the pudgy little coward, who’ll cry first in the Shawshank prison.)

  • -M-

    Still building the nest of double talk that allows them to simultaneously support and disavow their mobster.

  • bkmn
    • JP

      Just tell the oompa loompa that this was Obama’s idea and he’ll reverse it overnight.

    • Cattleya1

      The rethugs only care about power and money… They do not care about anyone other than themselves. They don’e even care about the world they bequeath to their own children. As long as they get rich and get to punish the demonic liberals the truth can go hang.

      • bkmn

        If they are rich enough they can send their kids to live on a small island that with enough elevation that sea level rise won’t impact it, along with having plenty of servants to grow the food and a ton of solar panels to power everything up. The rich will survive because they can buy their way out of almost any circumstance.

  • JWC

    Tony, Did you even bother to read or understand that utterly ridiculous prayer you just made..You Sir are a desperate fool

  • Ben in Oakland

    Tony, dear. Trump is likely committing adultery every single day, because your lord and savior Jesus said that looking at a woman with lus5 is committing adultery with her in your heart. And frankly, a shill is canker, like a leopard, doesn’t really change its spots.

    Please continue to demonstrate clearly to anyone with a brain, even evangelicals, that all of your concerns about morals really boil down to power, money, and dominion, and get them uppity fags.

  • bkmn
    • Cuberly Deux

      5 days….sounds like it was a lot of work.

    • JWC

      Any one..any one.. Buller ..did you expect them to say “yes we did” GOP-NRA Liars all around

    • bkmn

      I have a feeling that someone high up was not aware (until this) that they were taking money from Russia.

      • Karl Dubhe 2

        That’s nice, maybe there is a lawyer who can argue that ignorance of the law really IS an excuse. 🙂

  • Adam Stevens

    What a bunch of stupid fucking fools.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Morals and values as flexible as an Olympic gymnast.

    • Cuberly Deux

      The Kama Sutra of self interest.

    • Uncle Mark

      They are quite adept at blowing themselves

      • bkmn

        blowing smoke up their own asses

        • Uncle Mark

          Excuuuuse me…That’s not smoke; that’s incense

          • Pollos Hermanos

            Q: Do you smoke after sex?

            A: I never looked back there to check.

          • Karl Dubhe 2

            Did you ever think to ask your partner? 🙂

          • Pollos Hermanos

            I would if I knew their names. 🙂

          • Karl Dubhe 2

            Pah, amateur. I once went out with a guy for three weeks before he realized that I didn’t know his name.

            The rage sex was awesome.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Toni “Mulligan” Pumpkins…bwahahahahahahaha!

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  • 2patricius2

    Perkins: “Morality is for those people we hate, not for us power-loving christanists.”

  • CPT_Doom

    Perkins is a racist, a white nationalist who only glommed onto the “Christian” thing when his racism would no longer win elections.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      evangelical christianity IS white supremacy.
      Southern Baptists preached a slave owners gospel

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • AtticusP

    If Toni likes adultery, just wait until he sees the piss tapes!

  • Dave F.

    This is great – he should be our President instead of the orange asshole.

    • MaryJOGrady

      Vicente Fox may be a typical, thoroughly corrupt Mexican political bigwig, but he is sure growing on me.

      • RichW

        That particular Twitter handle is handled a political satirist, who happens to razor-sharp and humorous. A great Tweet, though!

        • MaryJOGrady

          You are correct. The real former president goes by Vicente Fox Quezada.

  • Silver Badger

    Brown Jesus was not overly fond of public prayer. Don’t these people read their bibles at all? I know, I’ve posted this before, but damn! I guess you just can’t fix stupid.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

      If anything, it seems that God finds it all rather crass and is a hard pass on anything coming from attention whores.

  • j.martindale
  • Lizard

    Wasn’t he just saying that he disapproved of Trump and would withdraw his support if more adultery came out?

    Filthy fucking hypocrite.

  • Megrim Twist

    Mulligan’s Island?

    • Benny S.

      With Mulligan… and Gropper too…

  • Pip

    Like he knows God. Like any of these hypocrites know God. Because if they knew the God I’ve read about in their little book, they’d be trembling in fear of the way they’ve lived their lives and treated their fellow humans.

  • Helen Damnation™

    You can discover the beginnings of the tRump’s artificial pedestal when you look at how the Christain’t Right treated President Obama: A man of the highest integrity, married to his life-partner for life, completely forthright and absolutely scandal free. (He also has two beautiful children who seem to be on good paths themselves.) “Conscience-violating, even dictatorial policies”, really? Usually when they bring such descriptions up (never with factual examples) they mostly are referring to their own women’s health and sexual equality issues, spelled out ever-so-carefully, as to not expose the true meaning of their hateful ideology.

    • -M-

      Yes. Christianists’ definition of liberty is that they’re free to deny it to others, preferably by having government discriminate and oppress for them.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Exactly so

  • GanymedeRenard

    In other words, I may unleash WWIII and the planet may explode in an inenarrable catastrophe provided that I get to tell a woman she MUST harbor a fetus, and LGBT that their rights are fictitious while I commit adultery. Lovely.

  • Benny S.

    Just Wow!

  • Dana Stinson

    We now go to a Tony Perkins press conference already underway.

  • Dale Snyder

    What a piece of shit you are. Thrice married, serial adulterer including fucking a porn star with his infant son at home, self-admitted sexual predator… You truly are the filthiest, hypocritical piece of christian SHIT on this planet.

    You scumbag, you low life christian motherfucker.

    And get a new wig. Your current one looks like shit.

  • JWC
  • EdmondWherever

    Love the sinner, ignore the sins.

    • FancyThat

      Love the anus. Ignore the animus.

  • John

    Fuck Christian hypocrisy!

  • rednekokie

    What a bunch of fucking douche bags.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I’d really like to see how many fundajelical men are kicked out of the house when they try to use that mulligan excuse on their wives when caught cheating.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    He hates women more than he loves America.

    Remind the people who might donate money to his cause about that.

    • Friday

      They obviously do, too. They love to wrap themselves in the *flag,* but they actually hate about everything a free Republic actually stands for.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Dear Jesus thanks for The Donald… Oh nevermind about the sick, poor, disadvantaged, old… That’s not important anymore.

    • Friday

      Never really was.

  • Patrick

    because that will bring us more money even if we start to love Satan it’s OK

  • Dale Snyder

    Oh yes, religious liberty:

    Fucking a porn star while CHRISTIAN MARRIED to a slut that posed for lesbian porn NAKED with a five month old son.

    Thanks to be GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD for your CHRISTIAN President!!!!

  • Henry Auvil

    “Don’t know why,
    there’s no sun up in the sky,
    Stormy Daniels,
    since my man and I ain’t together,
    guess it’s just Barron and I….”

  • Brooklyn Joe

    we — don’t — care

  • josephsinger

    Tony Perkins is nothing but an ass-kisser. He is definitely not a Christian.

  • Canadian Observer

    Tony needs a light hearted soundtrack to go with his ramblings.

  • SDG

    At least this exposes the evangelicals for what they truly are, hypocritical fascists!

  • JCF

    Please, Joe, can we have a little LESS PerKKKins around here?

  • eddiebeskeddie

    Wow! If ever there was a clearer definition of Double Moral, this is it.

  • Tony Perkins is the only person I can think of who literally turns my stomach. And I’ve never even met the man.

    I mean, there’s only so much smarminess I can take.

  • The bottom line is that Tony Perkins couldn’t give two shits about the long-term health of the evangelical churches; he’s a vampire. Once the host is drained of blood, he’ll simply move on and become a lobbyist for the pharma companies, or the MIC, or private prisons.

  • BeanToes

    The textbook definition of a Faustian bargain.

  • Friday

    Yep, these hypocrites and fascists claim to represent some ‘Moral Majority.’ And get very upset when you point out their Klan ties.

  • Gianni

    What a transparent and appalling demonstration of how to twist your vaunted and ballyhooed moral Christian beliefs into supporting just what YOU want. And you have the gall to preach to others about how they need to have faith and dedicated belief in God’s holy and explicit word as written in your Holy Bobble. Apparently, you have a hidden guideline – If the Devil can give you what you want, then you do business with him! Right Tony? Let’s not forget Franklin Graham ’cause he’s right there with ya.