Trump Demands To Know Ethnicity Of “Pretty Korean” Analyst, Says She Should Negotiate On Behalf Of US

CNBC reports:

President Donald Trump suggested in the Oval Office that a “pretty Korean” analyst’s ethnicity should qualify her for negotiating with North Korea on behalf of the United States, NBC News reported Friday.

The woman, an intelligence analyst who had visited the White House to brief Trump on an impending hostage situation in Pakistan, was asked where “your people” were from by the president after multiple attempts to learn her ethnicity, sources told NBC.

After the woman answered that her parents are Korean, Trump reportedly suggested to another advisor in the room that the “pretty Korean lady” should be negotiating with North Korea.

  • G Thomas

    Has he contacted Margaret Cho yet?

    • Gustav2

      Better yet, Ms Cho’s mother.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Ass Master!

        • Gustav2

          Ass in moderation or it is not special….and Judy Garland!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHEFPRzRmmU

          • Jason Carr

            I thought there would be table of contents… and THEN ass…

          • Robincho

            Vulgar but brilliant — Margaret’s not the first, and hopefully not the last. Excuse me but I gotta go watch Redd Foxx in “wash yo’ ace”.

        • Daveed_WOW

          It’s gooood.

    • pch1013

      Margaret Cho is about 35 years too old for him.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Ohhhhh, I so wanna hear *that* phone conversation!

    • David Walker

      He’d never survive the phone call. His Twittifier would burn in his tiny hands.

  • NZArtist

    The president of the USA is a horrible, horrible man.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Welcome to America!

    • Friday

      No. We currently do not have a President. We have a *scam* where one should be.

  • JW Swift

    What an asshole.

    • Mike

      I wish I had a nickle for every time I’ve said, and every time I’ve heard “what an asshole” in the last two years.

      • thatotherjean

        Indeed. I wouldn’t be rich, but I could probably afford a good new pair of winter boots..

        • Mike

          Trump became president and all I got was a repetitive motion cramp from saying “what an asshole” every time I see his puffy orange face.

    • vorpal

      The problem is that his cult members are just as ignorant as he is. They were out in full force on Twitter today saying that there was nothing wrong with a world leadurrrr calling other countries “shitholes.”

      • Joseph Miceli

        To be fair, for you or I to call Jamaica a “shithole” because they put tires around gay people’s necks and set fire to them is not the same as the leader of the free world calling them “shitholes” because the native peoples have skin darker than ours;

        • vorpal

          Exactly.
          And still, anyone who thinks I should ever be a world leader is as stupid as Trump.

          • Joseph Miceli

            I don’t know …. he doesn’t go to work till 11 you nap till 11 …meow!

  • FAEN

    OMFG! I don’t have the words anymore.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Well, she IS pretty. By all means, that makes her qualified for everything, including brain surgery.

    • FAEN

      Hottie Pants! Good to see you. It’s been a while.

      • Joseph Miceli

        LOL, with news like this, you wonder that I’m not here more? 🙂

        • FAEN

          I know matey but don’t deny us your sparking company for too long a period 😉

          • (note to self..read slower)
            I thought you wrote spanking

          • FAEN

            LOL- I’d spank Hottie Pants if he’d let me.

  • Beto

    Señor dame paciencia con este hombre. What a shame…

  • clay

    “My people? They’re from San Francisco (, shit for brains).”

    • Mikey

      to really break the stereotype, she should ahve answered something more like “My people are from Idaho”

  • Frostbite

    I’d say I’m shocked. But I’m not.

  • Bryan

    Archie Bunker on steroids, Propecia, and Viagra.

    • thatotherjean

      Archie Bunker was a good-hearted, family-loving, loudmouthed, bigoted, idiot. Only the last three could apply to Trump.

      • vorpal

        Archie Bunker also never talked about wanting to fuck Gloria.

        • Treant

          Quite the opposite, he was extremely protective of his Little Girl, and aghast that she was having sex with Mike.

        • pch1013

          And he stayed married to “Edit” even after she got old and fat.

          • clay

            and was raped.

        • Joseph Miceli

          ‘Ew. How nauseating. LOL

        • whollyfool

          And we never even gave him credit for that. Go figure.

    • pch1013

      Prozagra®: for men who are sad because they can’t get it up.

    • Daveed_WOW

      I think I liked Archie a little better. He hated people with love.

      • lattebud

        And he could change his thinking… baby steps. But he did think about things

      • Chicago joe

        Hated types but ended up loving (most) people, is that how it was? I so dimly recall….those reruns, when I was in…..ahem……grade school.

        • Daveed_WOW

          me too…he was human…unlike some people

  • bkmn

    Kind of surprised he didn’t say something like “Love you long time $20” to her.

    • vorpal

      I guess Ming Lee wasn’t available for the job.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExeDu7cC-vE

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Gard damn Mongowrians!

        • vorpal

          Thanks. Now I’m craving some Shitty Wok.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR
        • vorpal

          (This is the part where I feel like a disappointing gay because I’ve never seen that movie.)

          Hubby and I are more like this, but with cats:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbf_nFtA8YQ

          • That_Looks_Delicious
          • vorpal

            I still have to upvote you.
            Lucille Bluth will always get an upvote out of me :-).

          • KCMC

            See it, delightful lift from the present.
            Much silliness in great journey story.

          • whollyfool

            Oh god that was fantastic

          • Friday

            *laugh.* Sometimes it’s weird how *few* of the gals actually are into cars and use the power tools and everyone was always butcher than me, and sometimes I feel like a stereotype, (I dunno when the flannel started happening, it just got cold, I guess.) …still feel out of it culturally. (Well, I am, dammit. Also, I’m really not butch, just do enough ‘butch’ things people probably wonder why I don’t have hair to match. 🙂 )

            I remember a day I visited my folks after we’d more or less patched up what hells I went through as a kid, and my sister brought home a very-stereotypical-acting flaming gay friend, …it was hard to watch them generally applaud this guy’s self-professed clownish incompetence at so many things, like it was a point of pride or some kind of defense mechanism. after I caught so much shit.

            And, you know, I often think that a lot of stereotypes about various LGBT people have some basis in what may be common aptitudes: there’s a lot more to human life than breeding, and someone’s got to pay attention to things like learning, homebuilding, social glue, grooming (very big among primates) and art and music and ritual, inventing and fixing things, etc, after all… Hel, maybe even making people laugh, go figure, but sometimes things are denigrated as ‘queer people’s work’ maybe, and so much of what’s ‘our place’ is where we’re not ‘competition’ …and even there we’re not supposed to feel safe, if you look at the businesses Christians want to use to *attack* LGBT rights. Like the wedding business, after all these decades of queers being *good* at it, whether gay dudes catering and decorating or folks like me shooting weddings we could never hope to have.

            Anyway, I guess I could go on, I don’t suppose this is heading to much of a point. But it’s funny how I can feel like a stereotype with the wrenches and never *been* with anyone else that actually got a chance to learn, even if they’d have been so inclined. Usually lament the fact but aren’t interested in starting on practical skills. Maybe they’d feel ‘disappointing’ to start now, too, or something, I dunno.

      • DreadPikathulhu

        “Hey sucky-sucky? Only ten dollar!”

        • vorpal

          TEN dollah?
          Infellation!
          Price used to be only FIVE dollah!

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      “Here, honey, go buy yourself something pretty.”

  • thatotherjean

    Dear God (should one or more exist), that man is the ne plus ultra of tone deafness and stupidity. And 35%+ of the electorate will vote for him no matter what he does.

    Edited to add: Maybe not after paying $130, 000 in blackmail to a hooker for cheating on his wife with her? That should have religious types, as well as the security-conscious, up in arms. . . .I hope.

    • Friday

      Goddess be like, “So, what more do you people need to know, already? Get to work.”

  • gaycuckhubby
    • bkmn

      The event happened less than one year after he married Melanoma. Can’t wait to hear how Fraudlin Graham will defend this.

      • NZArtist

        “Trump is a good man who strayed from God’s path after being lured by the evil wiles of a temptress. Trump has been forgiven by god and by me, and we should put this behind us…”

      • vorpal

        I’m sure he’ll just say it was BEFORE Trump accepted Jibbers Crust into his heart and he was BORRRRN AGAIN hallelujah!

    • Joseph Miceli

      Oh God….please!!!!!

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      “Well, I mean, I’m sure that there are some guys who are smaller— I mean, right? Aren’t there? Oh, you don’t want me to tell….. well…..”

    • gaycuckhubby

      Edit… reported initially on WSJ
      This will be huge!
      I would hate for the thing that brings Trump down to be a consensual sexual encounter with a sex worker. But I’ll take whatever right now

      • Natty Enquirer

        It’s not the encounter. It’s his demonstrated susceptibility to blackmail, da?

    • gaycuckhubby

      Stormy Daniels! Save us all, I’m sure Larry Kramer will make up for any money you lose in lawsuit

      • Elston

        Stormy may have some safety concerns….

      • clay

        Larry Flynt?

        • gaycuckhubby

          Good Lord, what a faux pas

          • -M-

            Kramer, Flynn, Ellison – whoever just pay the lady.

    • WSJ broke the story.

      They very rarely break any anti-Trump news.

      The most important takeaway: It means Donald is prone to and has submitted to blackmail. Thereby destroying his people’s lie that he can’t be blackmailed.

      • Friday

        Also that he’s a perv that hopes to divert the Christian Right by giving them other people to hurt.

    • Bluto

      According to the deplorables, If the prez is kanoodling around then that means the 1st lady a whore, amaright?

    • matrem

      She’s know for water sports. And anal. You cannot make this shit up.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Really? Awesome!

      • The_Wretched

        The former is the interesting detail. the later is almost a given.

      • Daveed_WOW

        That piece of information was the cherry on the cake of my day. PS: I think I like her.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Just when you think he can’t sink deeper.

    Speaking of sinking and deeper, some random Korean hottie– Trump palate cleanser.

    http://s1.img.yan.vn/YanNews/2167221/201608/20160806-012152-4cfc59b253b81816224403060ab5ace1_600x793.jpg

    • bkmn

      Kimchi is very good for you.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        …especially when served on his abs.

      • BlackGayVeganAtheist

        Yes it is….I eat it all too often…

        • bkmn

          Just had to run to the frig to pull out some radish kimchi.

          • ChrisMorley

            A week or so back I pointed out to another_steve that frig is really quite rude and has been for several hundred years. He didn’t realise. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Frig
            The kitchen chiller is a fridge.

          • Leo Tallant

            I had a neighbor who used to make it. She used these big white Chinese Radishes (or that’s what she called them). It was to die for!

          • bkmn

            Yup, the stuff made with daikon radishes.

        • Oscarlating Wildely

          Have you tried bibimbap? It’s disgustingly addicting and healthy.

    • Ninja0980

      Yum!

  • vorpal

    Aren’t Drumpf’s “people” from Germany?
    Shouldn’t that make him the BEST negotiator with Angela Merkel?

    • Gustav2

      Half, his mother was a Scot.

      • Treant

        So he can guzzle whiskey and play golf while negotiating.

        It seems that he has at least half that down pat right now.

        • Gustav2

          Don’t forget Rudolf Hess flew to Scotland.

          (part of my family would kill me if they knew I said that…and not the German side)

        • Lumpy Gaga

          He seems 0 for 3 to me.

    • Tomcat

      He is already the best negotiator for NAZI’s.

    • Friday

      Yep, apparently his father had those sympathies but also was a draft-dodger, so came to America to buy real estate.

    • Paula Key

      grandparents from Germany; mother was Scottish.

  • hdtex
    • Gianni

      Love it! 🙂

  • By time we learn the results of Donald’s physical, even if it says he’s a dead man walking around with sky-high blood pressure, triglyceride numbers indicating his blood is actually gravy now, and a morbidly obese BMI, it will end up being the least important and least reported news we’ll see all day.

    • Gianni

      Do we taxpayers have to pay for the casket?

    • Friday

      It seems the docs told him his verbal diahrrea wasn’t life-threatening.

  • PickyPecker
    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Top image: “Honey, with those arms you can swing your happy stick with me whenever you want.”

    • Tawreos

      At least this is a way to get something good out of Trump.

      • Gianni

        Being able to really laugh at the mockery of the idiot, does help. 🙂

    • misterjack

      HAHAHAHA! You have the BEST posts, today!

    • shellback

      I find these gifs very satisfying.

      • Gianni

        Agreed! 🙂 🙂

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Why do the Mexicans get to have all the fun?

    • -M-

      Love it. And one and three are the same guy.

      • Robincho

        El tercero es miyo, bitch…

    • David Walker

      I know it’s not traditional, but it wouldn’t be even more fun if he were hanging from a noose? I don’t think he’d mind, and it’s more in keeping with his and Cult 45’s attitude toward President Obama.

    • Friday

      I’d want the blindfold. A chance to beat the guy in effigy doesn’t mean I want to look at him. 🙂

    • olandp

      FAKE NEWS! If those pinatas were real they would be filled with shit.

  • Tomcat

    Trump says have the pretty Korean come to my bedroom tonight to discuss a peace deal.

    • ColdCountry

      Wouldn’t that be a “piece” deal?

      • zhera

        Or a ‘piss deal’?

  • Treant

    Look, call me when there are any real-world consequences, OK? So far, no matter how much he ramps it up, nothing happens.

    • pch1013

      Yup. If the past year has proven anything, it’s that he can get away with everything.

      • Gianni

        Having a complicit Republicant Congress helps to the max.

        • Friday

          And the corporate media making it possible even for them.

    • Cuberly Deux

      All day quite a few have come forward calling the GOP complicit. Which they obviously are. But, I agree. It’s become party over country on steroids.

    • ChrisMorley

      There’s been some upsides. He snubbed his own US London ambassador by crying off from opening the new embassy and lying blatantly to hide his terror at facing 60+million furious Brits.
      HM the Queen doesn’t have to endure pussy risks in the gold State Coach, get cheeto dust all over the palace upholstery, or have to serve big macs and burnt steak and ketchup at the State Banquet.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Y’all check out the Wall Street Journal

    • Seen it.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      The $130,000 porn starlette story?

  • Tawreos

    Maybe we should get Sloth to negotiate with the president and get him to knock off his racist, sexist and xenophobic bullshit

  • boobert

    Your leaving out parts. He asked her at least 3 times. First she said New York, then Manhattan. This racist ass kept pushing till she said Korea. Why didn’t she just walk out when he persisted?

    • Treant

      Because New York was where she’d rather stay.

      She gets allergic smelling hay…

      • JW Swift

        Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue.

        • JCF

          The chores!
          The stores!
          Fresh air!
          Times Square!

          • prixator

            And then the awful part…

            You are my wife.

            Goodbye, city life!

    • Friday

      Cause freaking chain of command. Get it straight, Drumph was the one refusing to be professional.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        She could have said “I’m black.”

  • Leo

    Speculation now on several platforms including NPR that it was Stephen Miller who did more than invite the hardliners but actually discouraged Trump prior to the bipartisan DACA meeting to continue and also made the remarks himself intentionally.

  • Reposting for those just tuning in because today’s news shit-show is especially heavy…
    https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/951918597076602880

    • Treant

      Methinks Clinton went down (so to speak) for less than this.

      • Friday

        Clinton was accused of secondhand infidelity for not getting involved in the endless fishing expedition over a blowjob.

    • Tomcat

      Aw, quit making him more of a hero to his followers.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Virile! Dealmaker!

        • DoctorDJ

          Bigly!

      • AmeriCanadian

        Exactly. His numbers won’t budge and this won’t hurt him. Forgotten in less than a week.

    • Here’s hoping Daniels talks, because while I’ve got nothing against sex workers, the point is that men who already have attractive wives who then go out and hire prostitutes often do so because said prostitute will do things the wife won’t.

      • gaycuckhubby

        She made her Twitter private. I’m assuming that’s new, most pornstars want to keep their accounts open

        • lattebud

          keep ther accounts open… double entendre?

          • gaycuckhubby

            😉

        • Robincho

          If by “accounts” you mean “legs”, then yes…

      • Reality.Bites

        Hold his hand in public?
        Smile in his presence?
        Share a bedroom?
        Live in the same city?

        • Karl Dubhe 2

          Or talk to him like he is still a human being. That’s a skill that gets some prostitutes very rich.

          • Robincho

            Prostitutes are skilled as actors, and I think Dumpy should spend more time with actors. John Wilkes Booth comes to mind…

      • denbear00

        like pegging

    • Hank

      She was probably willing to let him GRAB her P_ _ _ Y!!! /s

    • Tor

      I hope he also paid her good hard cash at the time of services.

    • DoctorDJ

      I hope the cash is all that he gave her…

    • Henry Auvil

      I can imagine this was an easy, quick gig for Stormy. After a decade in porn she probably couldn’t even feel Trump’s little pud when he shot his mini-load into her. As the great Tina Turner said, “you keep your mind on the money, keeping your eyes on the wall.”

  • Slippy_World
  • John Kusters

    *sigh* *facepalm*

  • boobert

    I hope he sees the WSJ report while they’re checking his blood pressure ! lol

  • Ninja0980

    Once again, his base won’t give a shit so it’s up to the rest of us who aren’t his base to vote every single Republican we can out.

    • Cuberly Deux

      ^^^THIS^^^

    • Paula Key

      Ironic that ivanka has her factory in the African country of Ethiopia.

  • DreadPikathulhu

    He’s got Lindsey Graham in the queue to negotiate with “her people” over baking wedding cakes.

  • JWC

    To Trumps pea brain mind that’s the full criteria “she is Pretty’

    • LesbianTippingHabits

      Well, Sen. McCain (R-AZ) thought the same for his Vice President.

    • coram nobis

      That, and she’s “Korean”, or looks like it to Donald, even though as an intelligence analyst she’s probably a US citizen and has more marbles than Donald does. And she’s a “lady”, so Donald managed a three-fer of stereotypical stupidity.

      • JWC

        Trump is a fucking idiot

  • The_Wretched

    SO…odds that this was a one off? How many other paid encounters are there? EDIT: oops meant this comment for the ‘130k date’.

  • Trump is who he is. In freudian terms – an ID, in other terms, one that expresses a maniac EGO, with no editing whatsoever from a conscience or superego to wit:

    an IDiot EGOmaniac

  • MrFitzroyOBE

    god what a PIG he is…..but it’s not like anyone who isnt subsisting on a diet of fox news and rage didnt ALREADY know that.

  • -M-

    Or…and this is just a crazy thought, maybe we could send someone who’s interested in doing that and has studied and trained for it.

    • -M-

      The woman is there because she knows something that he needs to understand about Pakistan but the witless wonder makes it clear that to him she’s just a hot piece of ethnic ass.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    That’s leadershit alright. You really can’t beat that kind of ‘man’. Well, it won’t help if you do…

    • jmax

      I don’t know if “leadershit” was a typo or not, but it is so appropriate.

      • Karl Dubhe 2

        It was intentional. I couldn’t write the ‘proper’ spelling with trump.

  • Nowhereman

    Every time you think he can’t go lower, he does.

    • Ben in Oakland

      You have to remember that with trump, he has to be the best at everything, even being the best at being the worst.

      • Nowhereman

        Thanks–that puts it in perspective. (and made me laugh!”)

        • Ben in Oakland

          I does me best!

  • Friday

    So, the Bethesda doctor failed to diagnose the mental and verbal incontinence, or did they in fact do that and Drumph thinks he has a note from his doctor saying it’s OK?

    • Henry Auvil

      I’m surprised he made it out of there without being strapped into a straight jacket and thrown into a padded cell.

  • lattebud

    Bet he would think Condie Rice would do well with the shithole nations

  • Steverino

    “That pretty Korean… what’s her name… Kim Chee?”

  • fuzzybits
  • Henry Auvil

    Why didn’t he just grab her by the pussy and ask himself? After all, he’s the President of the United States.

  • Halou

    That’s kinda racist.

    • Halou

      Whatever next. Is he going to ask Ben Carson to play the Saxophone? Because the guy who must know about ghetto life more than anyone in his administration must also be an avid jazz fan. Not necessarily a ‘negative stereotype’ but it does no favours for anyone, especially when implemented as official government policy.

  • Henry Auvil

    He also suggested to the White House chefs that if they need some more butter, they should just have the tiger chase Little Black Sambo around that tree in the rose garden.

    • coram nobis

      Maybe Stormy had a supply of butter.

  • gothambear

    that donald, he is KLASS all da way!

    • GanymedeRenard

      KKKlass. There. 😉

  • JCF

    Every Damn Day, a NEW embarrassment…

  • JaniceInToronto

    His brain is failing rapidly.

    • J Ascher

      Before my husband was placed in a nursing home for mental health care, he would often call women “Pretty Lady” and men “Mr. Man.”

  • coram nobis
  • Jay Silversmith

    He just wanted to show her his “button” under the desk.

  • YUGE

    GOOK for a GOOK job.

  • narutomania

    This analyst should file a complaint with her Human Resources Department due to his creation of a hostile work environment rife with sexual innuendo.

  • Mihangel apYrs

    Gauche
    you are “are you from [here]?”, because big cities have multiple communities.

  • Gene Perry

    Racist much?

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    Sad !