REPORT: Trump Paid $130K For Silence Of Porn Actress Stormy Daniels After Consensual Adulterous Hook-Up

The Huffington Post reports:

A lawyer for President Donald Trump arranged a payment of $130,000 to a former adult film star in October 2016, according to a new report from The Wall Street Journal citing sources familiar with the matter.

Michael Cohen, a longtime representative of the Trump Organization, reportedly negotiated a nondisclosure agreement with a lawyer for the woman, Stephanie Clifford, over an encounter that allegedly occurred in 2006.

The deal would have been reached around the same time a leaked recording revealed the now-infamous lewd comments Trump made on the set of “Accss Hollywood” in 2005.

The consensual sexual encounter between Trump and Clifford reportedly took place after the pair met at a Lake Tahoe golf tournament in July of that year.

More from The Hill:

The Wall Street Journal reported that Michael Cohen, an attorney for the Trump Organization at the time and now Trump’s personal lawyer, arranged for Stephanie Clifford, known in the industry as Stormy Daniels, to receive $130,000 as part of a nondisclosure agreement one month before the 2016 presidential election.

Clifford has privately told sources interviewed by the Journal that she and Trump had a consensual sexual encounter in 2006, the year after he and Melania Trump were married. Clifford was 27 years old at the time of the alleged encounter in Lake Tahoe.

  • bkmn

    Ho ho ho

  • ben

    well that pretty much blows out of the water any claims against the salacious details of the steele dossier.

  • Daveed_WOW

    Happy Friday! Happy! Happy! Happy!

  • PickyPecker
    • Gustav2

      It seems like they spend more time together in the White House than they did in NYC.

      • Boreal

        She has no choice. While he thinks it’s ok for him to cheat on her, he probably doesn’t want her to have the same opportunity. Most pigs like trump are like that.

        • Uncle Mark

          He practically has it written into his prenups

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            You know that’s got to be a book and half of total bullshit.

      • Jamie_Johnson

        Well, as Michelle Obama and Laura Bush agreed, it is a prison. A nice one, but a prison nevertheless.

        • Priya Lynn

          Didn’t Trump also say the Whitehouse was a shithole?

          • RoverSerton

            In fla, Aug 1, 2017, he called it “a dump”.

        • KentDean

          Harry Truman called the Oval Office “the Crown Jewel of the American penal system.”

      • zhera

        Does she join him on every trip to Mar a Shitto?

        • Gustav2

          Yes, not sure about the weekends at the other clubs.

          • zhera

            I think I remember reading she loves staying at Mar a Lago. Bet she has a whole wing to herself.

          • David Walker

            And the few straight guys on staff.

          • zhera

            “Personal trainer”.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Good! Keep that fucker out of the Center of the Universe. He’s a black hole of shit.

      • ColdCountry

        It’s a big house.

      • ChrisMorley

        Seperate bedrooms. Barely tolerated togetherness.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I see a look of disgust.
      But, if I close one eye, I see a look of admiration.
      Weird.

      • Ted.OR

        Damn it!!!! Based on what you said, I tried an experiment. I did a cross-eye look at the picture, a la “Magic Eye”, and I saw TWO Donald Trumps. Yuck! Damn damn damn.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Has she ever looked happy? Almost every photo shows an unsmiling woman.

      • Uncle Mark

        Did you ever see Melancholy’s personal photos? Everyone else photographed is seen walking far in front of her…often oblivious to her presence. Her selfies never catch her eyes…with only part of her face exposed, her eyes often hidden behind sun glasses. Many of her photographs are from the isolated heights of Trump Tower taken of the world below. Most of them seem rather somber, and as much as I would like to have no sympathy for her and her life choice, she seems almost beaten down by this miserable marriage.

        • KCMC

          Would have to take a toll.

        • Dayglo

          You wouldn’t smile either, if you slept every day in a pine box filled with your native soil.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        I saw pictures a while ago of Melania hanging out with her sisters, all smiles. It is the only time I’ve ever seen her where she looked genuinely happy.

      • lymis

        As I recall, she seemed to be having fun in the pictures of the openly gay teacher with that fan in the Oval Office.

        • Todd20036

          He was having fun, at least

      • clay

        with the Pope.

      • JCF

        When she was w/ the Clintons. Admittedly, at her wedding, she’s probably thinking “Ka-CHING!” here.

        http://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/aamweb/uploads/blog/hilltrump.jpg

      • Niblet58

        The only times I have seen her look natural are when she is alone with her son, both of them look relaxed and loving to each other. When they are with the thing, they both stiffen up and look like they are going to get a belt in the mouth.

        • Todd20036

          Maybe they have.

    • ColdCountry

      Uh, what is that hand-like thing over M’s right shoulder and who does it belong to?

      • lymis

        If you look closer, it’s whoever’s sitting next to Melania on a chair, legs crossed, hands in her lap.

        • ColdCountry

          OK, thanks! (Still looks weird!)

    • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

      Fuck her. She was pushing the same birther racist bullshit as her husband. I hope she’s miserable

  • Natty Enquirer

    Awaiting further Silence of the Pastors. (Assuming Donny didn’t say any bad words while he was playing in the rain.)

  • hdtex
    • Daveed_WOW

      I want to buy her a Fanta.

    • NZArtist

      So if I just sucked three dicks for free does that make me cheap?

      • clay

        “generous”

        • Mihangel apYrs

          or friendly

          • clay

            Go for the whole rainbow!
            trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent/worshippinng.

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            Does reverent include FSM?

          • clay

            do the balls? ‘cuz i don’t just want some soft noodle.

          • Uncle Mark

            Do you get a badge for that too?

          • clay

            You’ll get something
            if you’re good.

          • KCMC

            If scout camp had that badge! My once had lord-of-the-flies BDSM quirks. Condiments should have been thrown out.

          • Bluto

            Now I’m mad. Why didn’t I receive my boy scout badge for bj’s?

          • zhera

            It’s shaped like a pearl necklace.

          • KCMC

            Those uniforms so screamed for pearls!

          • Ted.OR

            Well, Bluto, you may have been physically strong.
            You may have been mentally awake.
            But….
            Were you morally straight?
            (Or at least straight-acting?)

            And… Did you always manage to Be Prepared?

          • Bluto

            Hell yeah, there was always a bottle of vodka in my backpack for weekend camping trips.
            (provided by my favorite aunt)

          • Ted.OR

            Your aunt sounds great!

            My troop was really on the prude side. One time on a camp-out, the weather was REALLY hot. There was a river right by all the tents, and everyone wanted to jump in. But — no one had brought a bathing suit! They wouldn’t even go skinny dipping!

          • Todd20036

            If they were his bosses, “ambitious”

          • Mihangel apYrs

            naughty!!

      • zhera

        Giving, charitable. Or perhaps greedy?

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        No, that means you’re just a slut. Congrats! Sit by me, let’s drink.

      • KCMC

        Community service.

      • teeveedub

        “Prolific.”

      • KCMC

        Thirsty.
        The kids don’t use that in a good way.

      • vorpal

        No: just not into baking.

      • SFBruce

        Lucky gets my vote.

    • Boreal

      Poor Kellyanne.

      • AJA

        How dare you make me spit out my drink like that!

      • carrot festival

        How do you think Trump found her?

    • Todd20036

      I’ve seen healthier looking zombies.

  • clay

    Come on Michael, here’s your chance, do it; show the full extent of your radical loyalty and claim her as your own. Sure, you’ll have to plead guilty to embezzling the Trump Org for that hush money, but what’s that against the full weight of your love for Donald? };>

  • HZ81

    I bet she has a glorious shithole

  • SFHarry

    Maybe Trump has advanced syphilis and his brain is like swiss cheese.

    • bkmn

      I’ve been saying that for quite some time.

    • hdtex

      MAYBE????

    • pch1013

      Plus early-onset Alzheimer’s, plus a history of cocaine abuse.

      It’s a wonder he can actually remember to breathe in and out.

  • Chuck in NYC

    $130,000. And for some reason I keep givin’ it away.

    • Yeah, you need to do it with someone old, unattractive, wealthy, insecure, and married with a prenup that punishes infidelity.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Sign me up!

      • Uncle Mark

        I know that Trumps prenups punishes his wives for infidelity. I’ll bet anything that they’re not a two-way streets

    • Lazycrockett

      He got off cheap.

      • Boreal

        If he got off at all.

      • Paula

        I wonder if she has to carry Poli-grip in her purse, just to get any traction during sex.

  • JT
    • Bluto

      gawd, what a gorgeous lady.

  • Ninja0980

    Porn!
    Finally a subject we can all talk about.

    • Gustav2

      Str8 porn? Ewwwwww.

      • TampaDink

        I draw the line after bisexual cuckolding videos.
        Damn! I just disclosed some of my browser history.
        Then again, I never have had political aspirations.

  • PickyPecker
    • Snarkaholic

      I’m sure he’s a rotten customer. In order to get his money’s worth, he probably calls them disgusting names and slaps them around, too.

    • Stogiebear

      And these are just the gals who applied to be Barron’s au pair.

  • Boreal

    So Stormy is not just a porn actor but a blind whore?

  • clay

    I do wonder why Melania never took to bleaching her hair for him?

    • bkmn

      I think she was always just a breeding mare to him.

      • The_Wretched

        Right, she was for ‘bloodline’ and ‘madam’ activity. Maybe as go between for his Russian handlers or excuse to spend time in Russia and former Russian lands.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is this story true ?

    I say about 200

    • bkmn

      Reported by the very pro-Trump WSJ.

      • clay

        WS, you say?

    • Refugay

      69

    • ClevelandJim

      Especially considering her candid answer to the final question in the video.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Oh. lol ok.

    • lymis

      The only thing that makes it at all questionable is that she doesn’t look all that much like Ivanka.

      But maybe she did in 2006.

  • clay

    She looks like a younger version of Kellyanne, jus’ sayin’.

    • TampaDink

      Kellyanne before she got hooked on meth.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    “took place after the pair met at a Lake Tahoe golf tournament”
    A hole in one?

    • matrem

      A shithole in one.

    • Uncle Mark

      Trump had to cheat to get into that hole too

    • KCMC

      Putting the hoe in Tahoe.

  • Lakeview Bob

    My head is spinning. Just too much Furor bullshit this week.

  • Mike C

    I wonder if Stormy rained down…..

    • bkmn

      As in golden showers, like in the Steele dossier?

  • Lazycrockett

    Poor Melania…………………………………………

    • JohnJay

      I think Melania will only do the Reverse Cowgirl position so as to not have to look at his O-face.

      • clay

        or just, “face”.

  • AmeriCanadian

    For that kind of money you’d think he’d go for someone much younger. Her legs give away her age.

    • clay

      Stormy is the same age as Ivanka.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Ewww…I wonder is she was asked to role play? Come sit on daddy’s lap. Who’s daddy’s little girl?

  • Just look at that Stormy Daniels! God, she must be so utterly humiliated now to have her name associated with that gold-digging slut Melania Trump!

  • another_steve

    How come the Czech porn twinks don’t ensnare and then extort money from me?

    I’m here, Czech twinks.

    I’m bribe-able.

    • TampaDink

      As well as incorrigible. 😉

      • Ted.OR

        TD, don’t incorrige Steve.

    • Prost Seattle

      You need to stop posting this pics yourself first. Shame is a key component of blackmail.

  • Uncle Mark

    When the pornstar was asked to comment on her romp with Trump, she said “There’s not a whole lot to talk about; in fact you could say there was nothing worth mentioning. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink”

  • Ninja0980

    Is it bad the hubby knows the name of this porn star already?

    • TampaDink

      Only if you find that to be problematic.

      • Ninja0980

        Nope.
        Hubby’s porn taste has always been different from mine for the most part.
        Which has led to some awkward mix ups with our memory sticks sometimes.

        • TampaDink

          Oops. 😉

        • KCMC

          Memory sticks, mmm hmmmm.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Now his fantasies will be ruined knowing Trump has had her

    • Bambino

      Did he use her act on you? Giggling and running away!

  • Slippy_World
  • JoeMyGod

    Heading to Pornhub to get a look at her shithole…..

    • The_Wretched

      I’ll have to wait for after work.

    • zhera

      Careful, you might contract some straight cooties!

      • RaygunsGoZap

        They’re called children

        • Paula

          Indeed! Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease!

    • Ninja0980

      Hubby says it’s nothing too impressive.

    • boobert

      EWW ! It’s like looking directly at medusa , you may turn to stone.

    • clay

      Our brave, brave provider!

    • Ninja0980

      I’ll do it.
      Gotta take one for the team once in a while.

    • ClevelandJim

      Joe! My GOD.

    • CanuckDon

      You mean there’s tapes of her with Trump?

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        ….and the whole viewing audience just went super gay….

    • Stogiebear

      You’ve been gone an awful long time without checking back in about your adventures. Did you fall in?

    • JCF

      Not even *I* am up for that…

  • zhera

    If I’d been sexing the Dotard I’d have to be paid to admit it, not to be quiet about it.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      Now she gets both! She’s the shrewdest. /s

    • Stogiebear

      She got Donnie coming and going.

  • gaycuckhubby

    I’m kind of conflicted, just because I respect Stormy. I want to support sex workers, I realize how important it is for them to keep things confidential with clients. And I’m not a fan of ruining people for consensual sex. On the other hand it’s Trump. And I realize how much damage he’s doing to our country and our people.

    • clay

      “I realize how important it is for them to keep things confidential with clients.”

      It also appears to be difficult for (her) to keep things confidential.

      “Clifford has privately told sources interviewed by the Journal . . . “

      • gaycuckhubby

        I saw that. Not cool man

  • Cuberly Deux
  • ClevelandJim

    Not only an “actress,” but a DIRECTOR as well! She’s like the Jodie Foster of pornstars!

    • lymis

      Except for, you know, the sex with men…

  • BeaverTales

    How cliché….Blond, young, thin and easy.

    Throw in a big mac and a diet coke, and POTUS is in…

    • RaygunsGoZap

      I see a movie poster

  • Clive Johnson

    I hope this is all over the news and that parents have to do some explaining about what certain words mean.

  • Professor Barnhardt
  • Leo

    OT. “This White House can’t even run a f*cking conference call,” one reporter shouted during the call. “They don’t know how to mute their line.”

    One official on the call angrily shot back at the reporters, stating that the “illegitimate media” doesn’t know “how to conduct themselves,” demanding that they mute their phones. Another official said that if the reporters “had half a brain” and used mute, “this wouldn’t be a problem.”

    “This is Kim Jong-Un calling for Donald Trump,” one reporter joked later on as the call got out of hand. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/white-house-struggles-with-muting-function-on-iran-conference-call-with-reporters/

  • Paula

    Ewww, I wonder if she looked less slutty back in 2006?

  • Cackalaquiano

    And all the evangelical Trump supporters say “well… it wasn’t gay butt secks, so he gets a pass. Again.”

    • jimbo65

      Or, it was a youthful indiscretion.

      • pch1013

        He was at that awkward age (60).

      • Tor

        Or all the older women were already taken.

  • WiscoJoe

    Just wait until we start hearing from all the women Trump forced to get abortions and then threatened to keep quiet.

    • lymis

      All it takes is one court declaring that non-disclosure agreements for sex aren’t enforceable…

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Racism, sexism, porn star hook ups– and Mormons still adore him (but if you’re Queer, well, Joseph Smith will take a shit on you on his own special planet.)

    https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2018/01/12/national-poll-61-percent-of-mormons-approve-of-president-donald-trump-highest-of-any-religious-group/

    • edrex

      didn’t he just die or something?

  • Max_1
  • Dan M

    I’m shocked

  • https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/951924946934124545

    Not the first time this has happened. Donald is especially prone to, and compliant with, blackmail.

    • R W C

      PECKER comes in handy.

    • Snarkaholic

      The expression on her face just screams “opportunist!” If I were in the market for female hooker entertainment, I’d avoid this one for sure!

    • SFBruce

      If a sex with someone costs 6 figures, it’s not an affair, it’s an encounter with a prostitute.

    • Ted.OR

      Funny how 45 had money to pay off people to keep quiet about his dalliances, but not enough to pay the contractors who built his hotels, office towers, and casinos.

    • BobSF_94117

      I wish people would stop using the word “affair” for a boink.

      • stuckinthewoods

        or “sleep with”

  • WiscoJoe

    Fun anecdote from here in “real America”: my conservative Catholic aunt has recently been on a rampage against pornography. She claims that because she was exposed to a Playboy magazine at a young age (she found her dad’s stack hidden under his bed), our entire extended family has been cursed by God, which is the sole reason for all of the illness, poverty and heartbreak she’s personally dealt with throughout the years. When I asked her about Trump’s relationship to Playboy, she said we shouldn’t judge because King David was also a sinner and this was all just God’s plan. So… yeah.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      She does know that King David totally liked dick, right?

      • pch1013

        He and Jonathan really, really loved each other. And the words “no homo” appear nowhere in the relevant Bible verse. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d29ceedfb267965fb8964dc83c59d6d5f0bc4fe0081529e13c869d4af1769fb0.jpg

        • Ted.OR

          NO NO NO!!!! The Official Explanation ™ is that “That is just the cultural norm among Middle Eastern men”. Seriously, I have heard that as the explanation.

          So why shouldn’t lying naked with another man, holding and kissing each other, and professing love for one another, be considered Religious Freedom ™???

          • Bob White

            …and the ‘Song of Solomon’ is about god’s love for the church…if the church did ‘reverse cowgirl’?

      • edrex

        and according to michelangelo he was hot af.

        • clay

          According to i Samuel (written by one of Solomon’s daughters?), God thought he was hot, too. First thing God noticed wasn’t the sling, it was his tanned cheeks.

          • edrex

            his cheeks were the first tbing i noticed, too. those things are like marble.

          • Dazzer

            v. good!

  • Remember that quaint time not too long ago when a President was impeached for lying about a consensual non-prostitute affair?

    • AmeriCanadian

      It’s a very faded memory from a time long bygone.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Evan McMuffin and Rev. Sharpton just agreed. Shithole racists ARE TRUMP’S base. No degree of Donnie pivoting on an issue, or venturing into a more sane dialog is going to change that.

  • bkmn
    • Paula

      Praze jeebus!

      • jeffg166

        Bigly.

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          • Professor Barnhardt

            Cas-s-on-dra, y-ou s-uck.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Nicole Wallace just said “pussy grabber”.

    • bkmn

      Will OMM report this to the FCC?

    • Lazycrockett

      and shithole. I actually think the discussion about editing him is much needed.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Totally agree. Don’t become his editor for him.

        It kinda freaks me out how much I like Wallace’s show.

        • Lazycrockett

          She wont take any shit and is more than willing to call em out.

          • Cuberly Deux

            She also has a tendency to drill down more in her facts. Which I like, a lot.

        • jimbo65

          I know right? I may not have agreed with her politics. But she really makes no bones about what a shit show this POTUS is.

      • jimbo65

        Indeed. This pearl clutching some are having, saying they should say “expletive deleted” instead, is missing the point that the outrage needs to be focused on the racist in chief.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      So, will anyone actually call Trump out as a racist? No, not “racially tinged” (NYT) comments or “unfortunate” (Spineless Ryan) but an outright racist? I know it’s redundant with him as its a given. Still, say the fucking word (god, I never thought I would have to say that again; rot in hell, Reagan.)

      • Vista-Cruiser

        No point in that. Republican voters consider racism to be a good thing.

  • Tatonka

    Crikey. She looks like Ann Coulter before the nose job.

    • TuuxKabin

      And Adam’s Apple inplsnt.

  • Mike

    I like anything that humiliates Trump, but it’s not nice to take hush money and sign a promise not to talk, and then talk. Tsk, tsk. Unless he did something freaky and harmful to her, that’s another matter.

    • Jerry Kott

      All is fair in Love and War!

    • zhera

      I admit I haven’t read up on it, but didn’t she talk about it BEFORE she signed the NDA? And WSJ talked to her friends?

    • The_Wretched

      We don’t know that she’s the leak. Well, we know she’s ok with leaking bodily fluids but I mean the story.

  • thatotherjean

    Please, please, let this be the straw that breaks the camel’s back! That poor camel has been incredibly overloaded for more than a year now (NB: I have nothing against actual camels, except that they spit when annoyed, and wish no harm to them}. Enough, already!

    • Gianni

      We haven’t gotten there yet, sad to say.

  • justmeeeee

    “MMM! Slurp! MMMM! Slurp! MMMM! Slurp!!!!”

    That’s the sound of Mike Pence licking his chops.

    • Dazzer

      Well, let’s face it – Mother wouldn’t lick his chops for him.

    • Ted.OR

      Could be, but I suspect that those who are REALLY in charge of the Republican Party are going to pull a “Spiro Agnew” on Pence before they get rid of Trump. The timing will be tricky, but they know that in the long run, President Pence will be as damaging to the Party as President Trump, if not more.

      • justmeeeee

        Yes, I wouldn’t be surprised to see them dump Pence and then turn on Trump JUST before the next elections which would probably usher in a Democratic Speaker of the House.

  • bkmn
  • Bambino

    Let’s cleanse our mind for a few minutes.
    https://youtu.be/VE5_fDmPt0w

    • TuuxKabin

      Yes. Let’s.

  • FelineMama

    I don’t give a rat’s ass, but, isn’t someone in violation of a “Non-disclosure” agreement? Keep those cards & letters coming folks!! HEH HEH!!

  • bkmn

    Are we sure Franklin Graham didn’t say he was a man of clod?

    • thatotherjean

      Couldn’t have. He’s not that honest.

  • Paula

    Melania just says “who cares, iz nother meelyon dollars in bank for me.”

  • Lazycrockett

    I dont understand why the GOP hasn’t got shit on Drumpf to blackmail him.

    • boobert

      Because he’ll sign anything they put in front of him.

      • Gianni

        Right. They literally need him right now and can use him specifically to sign whatever they put in front of him. Donnie has already said that he’ll sign whatever they send him.

      • Reality.Bites

        Including the party’s death warrant.

      • pj

        price is getting higher every day

    • Maybe they do. Maybe the Kremlin set up a giant circle-jerk of blackmail between Donald and the Congressional Republicans.

    • Snarkaholic

      I’ve seen raccoons wearing less eyeliner!

  • pch1013

    I hope she has a bodyguard.

  • Prenup violated!

    You’re free, Melania!

    You’re freeeeeeeeeeeee!!

    https://youtu.be/9nq34mISKUo

    • Lazycrockett

      Oh Im sure he is allowed to stray.

    • Reality.Bites

      Can we even be sure Melania is Barron’s real mother? – Republican voter

    • edrex

      likely part of the prenup.

  • Lazycrockett
  • TuuxKabin

    The WSJ is going to be fake news now. Really? The WSJ. Really? That doesn’t bother me.

    • Dazzer

      That’d be the Wall St Journal that’s owned by one Rupert Murdoch.

      The behind-the-scenes scheming on this is getting interesting.

      • TuuxKabin

        Forgot that part. Thanks. Now it’s getting more interesting.

  • Boreal

    Trumps have a long history with whores.

    Trump’s Family Fortune Originated in a Canadian Gold-Rush Brothel
    https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-trump-family-fortune/

    • clay

      He bragged about his college sex life, but never went on a second date with a coed, and hardly any first dates.

  • Lazycrockett
    • matrem

      Bye bye, Chris.

      • Joe in PA

        Good riddance.

        • William

          I would rather watch my microwave.

    • boobert

      I wouldn’t mind if he disappeared from tv ,and the planet.

    • Bambino

      Another impotent lumpy white man can’t help but share his sexual fantasy to the unwilling public.

    • The_Wretched

      um. no. the guy’s been annoying for a long while. There are better liberal hosts out there.

      • boobert

        He’s no liberal . He just pretends. He was kissing up to the moron, kellyanne and the rest of them before the election , and he still does.

        • The_Wretched

          * what passes for liberal in the main steaming media

          • boobert

            The liberal media is a myth. They ALL did there part in getting him elected. Has news viewership increased with the moron? You bet !

      • Ted.OR

        He used to have Tony Perkins on his show to “present the religious side to the ‘homosexual movement'”. At the end of each interview, he had the nerve to thank Tony and call him an “expert” on the subject. It was only after intense lobbying that CM stopped that.

    • Macbill

      That means I’ll have to watch.

    • zhera

      WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?

      In what universe is that funny?

    • Ninja0980

      This asshole should have been gone a long time ago.

    • Dom Saunders

      …sigh…

    • BobSF_94117

      Huh?

  • ceeenbee

    Fake news!!!

  • Kelly Lape

    I think she has horrible taste in “men” but she was an adult. I also don’t think knowing would have made a shit(hole) of a difference. American’s that voted for Trump have no morals so another “scandal” would have been meaningless. (thanks Comey you fucking piece of shit).

  • Bambino

    Probably the very few time the shit hole actually pay for anything out of his pocket. To cover up his shortcoming.

    • zhera

      Unless he used the his charity’s money…

  • David

    How much do you want to bet that Deadbeat-Dotard’s check bounced.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Trying to guess what GOP reaction will be to this. Does this call for another round of “concerned”, “disappointing” and “troubling”? Or is it enough to warrant another panel investigating Hillary’s e-mails? It could fall somewhere in between on the Trump-o-meter.

    • Bambino

      What does that jelly Ryan says?

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        *squishy sounds*

      • clay

        Just wait for Turmp’s next tweet to tell us.

    • vorpal

      They’ll just deflect by screeching, “WHADDABOUT Monica Lewinsky???”

    • Gianni

      Sounds about right. So far, that’s been SOP for the Reps. Must admit, that I’ve been a bit surprised that none of them have gone back to the Benghazi thing.

  • Boreal

    OT:
    I hope this pig dies a painful death.

    Man who murdered gay couple flipped off the victims families as he was sentenced to death
    https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2018/01/man-murdered-gay-couple-flipped-off-victims-families-sentenced-death/

    • Snarkaholic

      I hope they’re flipping him off while the lethal drugs enter his system.

      • William

        Attach an alligator to his balls.

      • Boreal

        I would be pointing and laughing at him.

    • clay

      fool couldn’t distinguish between doubt and reasonable doubt, and didn’t understand sentencing.

      and he’s an asshole.

  • Bluto

    So Mr Says Who has been paying off the shithole’s tricks. What say you, fraud graham, monica cole, pat fuckinrobertson, slop bucket McCoy & the rest of you deplorables?

    • -M-

      They don’t care.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Hank

      Get the Rethuglicans on record!!!

  • Macbill

    His charitable foundation probably paid the money.

    • The_Wretched

      That was closed by then I think. Probably paid out of campaign funds.

      • clay

        No, it didn’t close until he declared his candidacy.

  • gaycuckhubby

    I’m cool if this takes Trump down. But let’s not drag stormy down with him.

    • JohnJay

      I dunno. Remember they burned down the house of one of Roy Moore’s accusers.

      • gaycuckhubby

        I’m saying don’t take down the sex worker. I don’t understand what you’re saying?

        • JohnJay

          I’m saying the Trumpers 34% will take to violence on anyone who poses a risk to taking down Trump.

          • gaycuckhubby

            And I’m saying we shouldn’t participate in that

          • zhera

            Calling her out on her bad taste and even worse choices isn’t taking part in violence.

    • zhera

      She put herself in this situation. And she’s bound to make money on this coming out. I wouldn’t worry about her.

      • gaycuckhubby

        I’m sure monetarily she will be fine.

    • James

      You know what they say about lying down with dogs.

      • The_Wretched

        Costs $130k to keep it under wraps?

      • gaycuckhubby

        This was years before he said to run for president and everyone was aware of his racism. Plus a lot of sex workers sleep with people they don’t agree with or like or respect.

        • coram nobis

          Just how many women would there have been in Donald’s past?

          • Snarkaholic

            And how many aborted fetuses?

          • gaycuckhubby

            Sexual partners? Probably a fraction of most of the guys I know

          • Karl Dubhe 2

            Unpaid, you mean. Right?

            Maybe one or two. Wives included.

          • coram nobis

            For hire. Wives included.

          • Karl Dubhe 2

            I meant once or twice for the wives; being unpaid that is. Every other time, the price went up.

          • coram nobis

            Two of the wives cost him something via the divorces, I would imagine.

          • Karl Dubhe 2

            As will the last. 🙂

          • thatotherjean

            I hope she outlives him, inherits a bundle, and that she and Barron find someone fit to be a husband and father.

        • James

          Everyone was aware he was an asshole, and it’s being reported as a consensual affair, not paid work.

          • gaycuckhubby

            Right. Therefore I see no problem

      • Reality.Bites
    • clay

      I believe she’s at more risk from Turmp’s 4chan fans than from us.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Truth

  • Boreal

    I am skeptical of RS as a source.

    Haitian government claims ousted dictator ‘Baby Doc’ Duvalier laundered stolen money through Trump Tower
    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/haitian-government-claims-ousted-dictator-baby-doc-duvalier-laundered-stolen-money-through-trump-tower/

    • Tomcat

      I will wait for Mueller to verify that.

  • GayOldLady

    There’s likely a trail 1000 miles long of porn stars and hookers and really young girls all bound by payoffs tied to confidentiality agreements. The confidentiality Dam won’t hold forever.

    • The_Wretched

      I never really liked confidentiality clauses for torts and this situation is a big part of it.

      • coram nobis

        There’s one biggg problem; his lawyer arranged this deal, confidentiality agreement and all, so it’s in writing.

        Normal blackmail would have a lot more deniability.

        • The_Wretched

          Someone needs an excuse to get discovery of Cohen’s client files or the sealed court filings unsealed.

          • coram nobis

            There’d be some big professional confidentiality stuff for the attorney’s files and testimony. Ms. Clifford’s client files and testimony are another matter, and the confidentiality contract is probably discoverable.

    • coram nobis

      These agreements could be void under contract law if it’s illegal, under duress, adhesive in some other way. This would make for a fun hypothetical in Contracts.

      • GayOldLady

        If Melania filed for divorce could she challenge these agreements in court?

        • coram nobis

          Probably would have to break the contract, pre-nup, non-disparagement, whatever he made her sign. There’s some interesting contracts case law as to whether the woman had the ability to form a valid contract. See, e.g., In Re Marriage of [Barry] Bonds, where the woman was Swedish and had language problems, and no lawyer, when she signed the pre-nup contract with the famous ballplayer.

          https://law.justia.com/cases/california/supreme-court/4th/24/1.html

          Sun’s testimony at trial differed from Barry’s in material respects. She testified that her English language skills in 1987 and 1988 were limited. Out of pride, she did not disclose to Barry that she often did not understand him. She testified that she and Barry never discussed money or property during [24 Cal. 4th 8] the relationship that preceded their marriage. She agreed that she had expressed interest in a career as a cosmetologist and had said she wished to be financially independent. She had very few assets when she took up residence with Barry, and he paid for all their needs. Their wedding arrangements were very informal, with no written invitations or caterer, and only Barry’s parents and a couple of friends, including Barry’s godfather Willie Mays, were invited to attend. No marriage license or venue had been arranged in advance of their arrival in Las Vegas.

          • GayOldLady

            Very interesting.

  • Xaca

    Tip of the iceberg. There is so much more.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Wait a minute!!! Wasn’t there another story yesterday where it came out that Eric Trump’s charity had paid Trump $130,000? I could swear it was the exact same amount.

  • Hank

    Why do I see a “resemblance” to Ivanka???

    • The_Wretched

      Same age and similar features.

      • William

        Same plastic surgeon?

    • Xaca

      Because it has a vagina?

  • Bambino

    If there is an equivalent to McDonald’s burger to porn this shit hole thoroughly enjoy…..

  • Joe in PA

    To the tune of “I feel pretty.”

    🎶🎶 I feel dirty, I feel dirty…. 🎶🎶

  • JWC

    Donny you pig how many have had to drop out for alleged touching and you stay in power Maybe the syphilis rumors are true

  • joe ho

    Franklin Graham thanks Trump for being the staunchest defender of Christian values to have occupied the WH.

  • Tomcat

    The bible speaks of how people will allow the anti christ to do anything it wants, but I did not realize they meant the so called christians would allow it.

    • clay

      The so-called Christians ARE it. Luke 6:43-49.

    • edrex

      i assume that’s exactly what the bible meant; that “so called” xtians would be the enablers. (thank god i’m meek.)

    • NowAnAgnostic

      I think the Babble approves of Concubines, no? The Babble confuses me. Like Word Salad Babble.

  • William

    $130,000 to sleep with Trump? She got shortchanged.

    • Reality.Bites

      Not as badly as he was.

    • coram nobis

      He was paying for her silence. I’m not sure what he paid for the original encounter, although a high-profile porn star would probably have charged full freight.

      • Dazzer

        Back in 2006, a top-flight female porn star could probably have charged around $5000 for a night. Up to $10,000 if expenses weren’t included.

        • BobSF_94117

          Isn’t that what Milo got?

  • shellback

    Looking above at the first frame of the video – legs like a piano.

    • Xaca

      Calves like cantaloupes.

  • DaddyRay

    GOP Family Values

  • boobert

    Cottage cheese ass, fake boobs and crack whore legs, no wonder I’m gay.

    • Reality.Bites

      cuz Trump makes your dick flip?

      • The_Wretched

        Not sure I’d entertain Trump for 130K but other rich dudes? I might be easy.

      • boobert

        Yikes ! Maybe I’m not gay after all , lol.

  • coram nobis

    His lawyer. Wrote. A confidentiality agreement. In writing. Probably a check changed hands as well. So there’s written proof, even if the lawyer can’t testify.

    Holy cow. A normal blackmail transaction would have simply involved a verbal warning and unmarked bills.

    • Karl Dubhe 2

      I’m trying to think of what he could have asked her to do that would have earned that much money from him.

      Wait, that’s a bad idea.

      • coram nobis

        Do we want to know? Gravamen of this case is the payoff, not the play.

  • Gustav2
    • Xaca

      Chuck Grassley says, “Who? I don’t remember him.”

    • Ted.OR

      “I have a job to do,” Grassley replied. “I’m not president of the United States. I’m a check on the president of the United States. That’s my constitutional responsibility. I’m going to do what I can under our constitution to make sure that nothing bad happens to our country.”

      Just spit my coffee all over the keyboard and monitor.

      • jerry

        Yeah, Chuckie’s been too busy to be a check on the president or for any constitutional responsibilities, with all the trying to derail the Trump/Russia investigation and rushing all the incompetent Trump appointees through Judiciary.

      • Ben in Oakland

        Not a check but a cancer, dear.

      • BobSF_94117

        I hope the crowd didn’t let him get away with that whopper.

  • Xaca

    What happens now if Melania files for divorce? Can’t someone scrape together a billion or so via GoFundMe, just to keep the shit goin’?

    • pch1013

      They have a prenup. She’d end up with nothing – and I’m sure she doesn’t want that.

      • Xaca

        She gets a cool billion from GoFundMe just to divorce him, prenup be damned.

        Go live a life. Find a younger man / woman who could possibly satisfy her.

    • coram nobis

      She could throw a lamp. It’s the Romantic in me.

      • pch1013

        It would be enough if she simply ripped out his hair implants. That would destroy him utterly.

    • The_Wretched

      I strongly suspect she knows all about Donald’s interests and that he does not care about what she knows or not.

      • stevenj

        She was probably glad to get him out of the house that night.

      • coram nobis

        Now it’s out, it does make her look hapless. Going public with this would bother her. If Donald had lost, she could always have gone back into fashion, or something, and now it’s all over but her memoirs.

      • Gianni

        Any woman who gets involved with a married man who is cheating on his wife, is a complete fool if she thinks that when she gets him to marry her, that he’d never think of cheating on her.

        • Longpole

          Newt’s third wife hasn’t thought of that?
          Or maybe she figures he is to old to screw around.

          • Gianni

            That’s possible. The desire to fuck around does diminish with the years and she probably did the math and felt sure about it.

          • Macbill

            Well, now he’s a catlick.

      • Ben in Oakland

        She Probably cares no less than he does

  • Andymac3

    Hey, I know how to work a pole, and no fat married guy in a suit has given me $130,000, and I’m super discrete, just ask Dave, Jim, Bob, RIchard, Chuck, Larry, Steve, the Rev, and all the others on my gayfacebook.

  • Xaca

    “Do you have any Sexually Transmitted Infections?”

    • Snarkaholic

      “No, but now I have some Sexually Transmitted Income!”

  • Tomcat

    Bring him in front of congress to testify about this affair and let him lie, then go after him like they did Clinton.

  • JW Swift

    After a lifetime of toil and reasonable frugality, that sum is not much more than the total of my 401K. (sigh!)

    Obviously, I’m in the wrong line of business.

    • JAKvirginia

      Or you need to hang out at golf courses? A porn star at a golf course? Um… why?

      • licuado de platano

        Men looking to sink their putz.

    • Reality.Bites

      A lifetime of toil or a nighttime of Trump.

      Easy decision.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        I’ll stick with honest work and my dignity, thank you.

        • Ben in Oakland

          Probably fewer diseases.

        • thatotherjean

          If you chose Trump, you’d likely have to spend whatever you made on paying your therapist for decades.

  • Xaca

    #coercedabortions

  • coram nobis

    Regarding the six-figure sums, there was a story about Eric Trump’s charity paying $150,000 to the Trump Organization to host his charity events, during the election year.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/368648-eric-trump-charity-paid-trump-organization-companies-150k

    Dirty enough story, but it doesn’t suggest that this was the source of the hush-hush money. It does suggest that Mueller or Schneiderman need to look at what got paid between the Trump entities.

    • Gianni

      The sleaze runs deep in that family.

      • edrex

        sleaze pours out of that family.

      • J Ascher

        The Trumps exude sleaze 24/7.

    • clay

      NY state attorney should get that one.

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    The real question is, having completed the negotiation and agreed to a payment, did Trump actually pay?

    I sincerely doubt it. Sad !

  • JDS

    Stormy Daniels? How’s about cheap ass skank?

    • NowAnAgnostic

      Shouldn’t a name have capital letters as in Cheap Ass Skank? After all, you have capitalized Stormy Daniels. 🙂

      • JDS

        Cheap🏦Ass🐴Skank🦀

        • NowAnAgnostic

          Very good.

  • FlKeysKevin

    By contrast, if I had had consensual sex with Trump, I’d pay him for his silence.

  • netxtown

    First off – you are contaminated.
    Second – raise your price, ya cheap whore.

  • coram nobis

    She may be able to break any confidentiality agreements, if she had no lawyer and Donald did. Some fascinating case law might be persuasive here. In re Marriage of Bonds, 24 Cal. 4th 5 (2000).

    https://law.justia.com/cases/california/supreme-court/4th/24/1.html

    • Dazzer

      If she has broken a non-disclosure agreement, it could be a marketing move on her part.

      I’m sure there is a constituency of men who want to pay way over top dollar for Trump’s sloppy seconds.

      She could probably take a month’s tour of the Middle East and make enough money to pay back Trump, his lawyers and make a lump sum that could see her through the rest of the year.

      • BobSF_94117

        Uh, ewwwwwww.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Dotard: I don’t find her attractive at all.
    Who paid who the $130,000 ??

    • coram nobis

      Donald paid via his lawyer for a confidentiality agreement.

      I wonder, by the way, whether the funds came from his personal account, the Trump Organization, one of the Trump family charities, or the presidential campaign??

      A lot of implications there.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Six figure sums should be easy to trace.
        Quite confident some banking laws or tax laws were broken.

        • Clive Johnson

          Amount: $130,000
          Item: Personal care (facial)

          • Natty Enquirer

            Flood insurance.

        • MDixon34

          He probably tried to write it off on his taxes as a business expense. So all we have to do is see his… oh nevermind.

        • coram nobis

          Or nonprofit or campaign-finance laws.

    • thatotherjean

      I wonder who else he has paid to keep quiet about something. Vulnerability to blackmail is not a good quality in a president.

  • FelineMama

    She knows how to handle the YUGE,. . microphones. What a grip. Who sez practice does NOT make perfect?!

  • gaycuckhubby

    After thinking about it a little bit more I don’t think this really hurts Trump.
    He, unlike most of the Republicans, has never really pretended to be a “family values” person. He has appointed anti-gay judges, but has never railed against the sexual practices of LGBT people.
    Or straight non-monogamous people.
    So it’s hard to pin him down on hypocrisy. However, it will be easy to go after very conservative Republican members of Congress who still support him after this

    • Natty Enquirer

      I agree that it’s not exactly a scandal for Mr. Grab-Em-By-The-Pussy. But it raises questions about who else he hasn’t paid off and what influence those persons may exert.

    • Ross

      The story isn’t about sex.

      It’s about the payoff.

      • Snarky

        Also, where did the payoff money come from? Please let it be money from the campaign, PLEASE let it be money from the campaign!

        • BobSF_94117

          Or, better yet, the campaign and the “charity”.

        • J Ascher

          I saw another article on this and someone suggested that the funds may have come from the “Trump Foundation,” not Trump personally. That would be an interesting twist.

          • Snarky

            That would indeed. One more scammy, shady, deal from the foundation.

  • Macbill

    White Jesus gathered the prostitutes for the entertainment of the rich landowners. “Go forth and fornicate freely”, White Jesus said. “But keep it from your many wives”.

  • Ben in Oakland

    So lets make it official and rename ourselves The people’s republic of Bananastan.

    • Daveed_WOW

      There’s always money in the Bananastan

    • MBear

      Shitholistan

    • Kruhn

      Trumpholio

  • Kevin Andrews

    Typical for the misogynist Shitgibbon. Of course the Nazi bastard pays for it and has all through his sick, greedy, narcissistic life. Daddy Trump ran brothels so this fruit didn’t fall far from the tree. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5d6ed95d43af396254244219e21cb75f3c4da80d752b6bea20dabc24e0dfa94c.png

  • Daveed_WOW

    ProTrumpers are posting a written statement from her stating this is false. Democrats are being blamed. Hillary will be jailed.

  • lattebud

    Please tell me it came from the Trump Foundation and Don Jr, Eric and Jarad also got some of the action…..

  • Harveyrabbit

    “The Wall Street Journal reported”

    Fuckin’ fake news lefties !

    “that Michael Cohen, an attorney for the Trump Organization”

    Who is in NO WAY a mob lawyer (wannabe) no matter what anyone says!

    “she and Trump had a consensual sexual encounter in 2006”

    But that’s a year after he and Melania were married. Can’t be true.. wouldn’t be the xtian thing to do! It would make baby jesus weep tears of sorrow.

  • Silver Badger

    The bible says the penalty for adultery is Death!!!!! Death for BOTH participants. Usually death by stoning. This would be so much simpler for Melanoma than a messy divorce. Here in Colorado we have lots of rocks she could use.

    • coram nobis

      We have a lot of cannabis in California if you want them stoned.

    • Macbill

      There in Colorado, there is much stoning. In fact, I’m stoned right now.

  • Kevin

    Is it me or does she look a little like Tiffany Trump?

  • Jay Silversmith

    Stormy probably showed don the con some “rainy weather.” And he was already married to Malaria for over a year.

  • Macbill

    I wonder how much Melania charges him?

    • coram nobis

      Probably not enough, poor thing. She should have a diamond the size of the Koh-i-Noor to show that she’s getting something for her trouble.

      • Ben in Oakland

        She might be getting something for her trouble, but it might not be sold over the counter at CVS.

        • coram nobis

          Emoluments, by Jergens. $3.99 for a 12-oz bottle at RiteAid.

          • Ben in Oakland

            I was thinking more in the lines of the pharmacy.

  • coram nobis

    It’s the cover-up. Worth noting that in 1824, when the Duke of Wellington had a blackmail threat regarding him and his mistress, his response was, “Publish and be damned!”

  • Snarky

    Big picture: This story broke in the Wall Street Journal, usually quite supportive of Trump in their editorial pages. Should this be seen as a warning shot? That the GOP establishment is fed up with Trump?

  • Steven B

    And here’s why this matters legally beyond just a game of ‘hide the sausage’:
    https://twitter.com/sethabramson/status/951918597076602880

  • Stogiebear

    Damn. Stormy got $130,000 for 10-years-old roll in the hay with Shithole? Sounds like she grabbed him by his pussy.

  • Lars Littlefield

    That’s a whole bunch of money just to slide your wick into a mucus lined meat tube that smells like tuna.

  • coram nobis

    Should be fun when she gets to the witness stand. This Stormy can do as much damage as an EF5.

    • Snarky

      Yeah, but can she do as much damage as an F-52?

      • coram nobis

        If the phasers are set to stun.

  • Henry Auvil
    • Friday’s_cat

      Don’t know why,
      I got pee drops
      in my eyes,
      Stormy Daniels.

    • DoctorDJ

      (Oh, please don’t drag the goddess Lena down to the level of these scum.)

  • Henry Auvil

    I’ll bet 10 dollars that when he booked her for the trick, he demanded she pretend she was his daughter Ivanka, or whatever her name is.

  • JCF

    The HUSH MONEY is what matters here.

  • Vista-Cruiser

    Stormy Daniels? Maybe she and Trump met on the Daily Stormer or Stormfront.

    • Ben in Oakland

      MOre likely jack daniels.

  • coram nobis

    Looks like Donald’s wall will be south of his border.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CaPqrQBJ8A

  • Margie
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    • Ben in Oakland

      Stormy is that you? I thought you got paid dar more.

  • Niblet58
  • JackFknTwist

    So now “consensual” costs USD 130,000 !!

    That’s inflation,I guess.

  • Mihangel apYrs

    ” . . . Clifford has privately told sources interviewed by the Journal that she and Trump had a consensual sexual encounter in 2006 . . .”

    I wonder whether she’ll pay back the money?

    Has Trump campaigned and judged on the basis of marital fidelity? If so, then this is of interest, if not it’s personal and little more than prurient gossip.

  • YUGE

    So did Bill Clinton.

    • kareemachan

      You know what they say about people who have to tell you they are “yuge”….

  • DesertSun59

    Of course, since it was CONSENSUAL it’s ‘legit’ and can be easily dismissed by every single evangelical who voted for the Orange Charlatan.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I wouldn’t care about adultery but it still makes the fundajelicals soooooooooo hypocritical that they’ll overlook it for their golden calf but not for any Dem.

  • kareemachan

    If I was melanoma, I’d make sure he was tested for STD’s – not dissing Stormy, but if he did it with her, he probably did it with gawd knows how many other people. One of them might not have been as careful.

  • YUGE

    She named herself after Jack Daniels.

  • Bob White

    Melanoma must really be a drain on his disposable income.