Trump Asked For Multiple TVs For White House Bedroom

Of course he did:

President Trump reportedly asked for multiple televisions to be placed in his White House bedroom. Trump wanted two additional TVs in his bedroom to accompany the one that was already there, according to excerpts from Michael Wolff’s upcoming book, “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House.”

Trump has frequently clashed with the media over how much television he watches. In December, Trump pushed back on a New York Times story saying that he has a “prodigious” viewing habit, calling it “wrong!”

The president also requested that he get a lock on his door, but the Secret Service pushed back, saying they wanted access to his room, according to the book.

The book also reveals that Trump and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Tiny hands and tiny feet,
    All he does is tweet, tweet, tweet,
    And scream at the TV: “Fake News!!”
    and play golf: “I shot 18 holes-in-one! Believe me!!”
    Laziest, stupidest president ever!

  • PickyPecker
  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    “The book also reveals that Trump and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms” – To the surprise of no one ever.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Melania: There was really no choice. Donnie’s mattress is always soaked with Russian hooker pee. Eww!!

    • Scott Fitler

      Her door not only has a lock, but chain guards, a door bar, some mace holders, a baseball bat next to it and an emergency case of Diet Coke.

      • stanhope

        You forgot. Some Russian HOs cuming up the back stair.

      • Mike__in_Houston

        And I can’t think of a soul who would blame her. I wouldn’t want Jabba the Hutt near me either.

      • rusty57

        Melanoma, Girl, have you tried electro-shock therapy on the Don?

    • peacfulseas inWA

      She would prefer separate houses.

      • Gigi

        She had that for a time when she was still living in NY when Dump went to the WH.

        • peacfulseas inWA

          Yes but the optics. I’d bet that she was not happy about the move. She was smart enough to realize that everything she does would be held under a microscope and only left NY to keep the dough rolling in for her and Barron.

    • james1200

      I went to Breitbart and it’s chaos in the comments: they’re attacking Bannon, Drudge and each other. That Wolff book is all anyone is talking about here at work, too, lol.

      https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-e42b4e503b.gif

      • BlackGayVeganAtheist
        • james1200

          This is all so delicious I don’t know what to do with myself, lol!

          https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSovOkyUQAAe0Xl.jpg

          • Mike__in_Houston

            While the sentiments and especially the self-congratulatory statements are clearly those of The Screaming Cheeto, the coherent sentences, combined with capitalization used only where appropriate and the complete lack of exclamation points, make it obvious that somebody else wrote this manifesto.

          • (((GC)))

            There’s actually a “totally real, 100% valid theory” that not only can’t Popular Vote Loser write coherently, he can’t read!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFkN7QGp2c

          • olandp

            Not to mention the proper use of “whom”. That was when I said, the Dotard didn’t write this.

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            Stephen Miller, probably.

          • That_Looks_Delicious

            My mouth is hanging open.

            Oh, and Kellyanne Conway TOTALLY wrote that, not Trump. It’s exactly the way she speaks. He can’t form those thoughts or sentences.

      • PhallicMetaphor

        It might make me a bad person how much I enjoy brietbart tearing itself to pieces.

        • peacfulseas inWA

          No. You would be a bad person if you didn’t enjoy the tearing a part of brietbarf and you would be required to leave JMG for a timeout.

          • PhallicMetaphor

            Someone needs to “leak” conflicting documents that each show Bannon and Trump getting money from George Soros. Brietbart would lose its mind.

          • peacfulseas inWA

            You know I just read on the internet that Dotard and Bannon were getting money from George Soros so it must be true.

          • (((GC)))

            And the fact that Bannon and Popular Vote Loser Dolt 45* both deny it proves that it’s true! (At least by the logic of every conspiracy theorist ever.)

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            lol

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      My theory is she wanted out at some point, but was threatened to be destroyed, ruined and mocked to death by him, including, threatening Barron’s welfare.

      • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

        Can a prenup include custody agreements? If so, then he used taking away Barron as leverage. If not, I can’t figure out why she didn’t cut and run years ago.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          I think she knows he would have no qualms with putting her in a cold dumpster.

          • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

            A poker chip in a suit.

          • stanhope

            Coal dumpster

      • CJAS

        At some point she played along. So, no sympathy for her.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSTx1ZODEcQ

      • stanhope

        Doll she doesn’t care about Baron..he’s just the walking retirement plan…a gal’s gotta eat

    • They’re just traditionalists! It wasn’t common for Presidents and their First Ladies to share a bedroom until the Ford Administration.

      In Trump Tower their bedrooms weren’t even on the same floor!

    • JCF
    • wds

      Actually, most Presidents and their wives do sleep separately, There are two master bedrooms.

  • Bambino

    While adding the televisions, may I suggest padded wall, floor and ceiling and one way lock from the outside as well. Please and thank you.

  • Harveyrabbit
  • marshlc

    To me, watching TV from bed is the essence of “holiday” – something you do as a treat when you don’t have real work to do. Probably because the only time I do it is when I’m in a hotel room.

  • TexasBoy

    No doubt Trump wants multiple TVs in the bedroom so he can see himself pitching paper towels from all angles.

  • Bluto
    • Palmer

      From your mouth to the aural orifice of the Flying Spagetti Monster, blessed be his noodly appendage!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Very pretty image

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
  • Gustav2

    Trump and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms because she is not allowed to shit in his bathroom. I don’t believe the the WH has his and her bathrooms off the bedroom like his Trump Tower apartment does.

  • coram nobis

    There’s a precedent for that: LBJ wanted 3 TVs in the Oval Office during his tenure. Of course, there were only 3 TV networks at the time.

    Multiple TVs in the bedroom, though, suggest that Donald’s sleep patterns are irregular at best, and somebody that large probably has apnea issues as well. He’s going to be crazier than a cockatoo on meth.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    “Donald stay in own room! It not time for birthday hump hump yet.”

  • Lazycrockett

    I love that people actually think that Melanie and Drumpf are in some sort of non contract relationship and are shocked to discover they don’t share a bed.

    • KnownDonorDad

      Eh, as long as Trump upsets the libtards/SJWs/etc. they don’t care.

    • pj

      he sleeps with his golf clubs

  • DreadPikathulhu

    I’m somewhat hoping that Melania writes a tell-all book when he’s finally dead and gone.

    • Bambino

      But her irreplaceable battery will also run out by then.

    • james1200

      Please! When the Dotard eventually has his fatal heart attack, Melania is going to take Trump’s money, her son and her Latin houseboy, Jorge, and move back to Escortia or whatever hellhole she’s from.

      • DreadPikathulhu

        Yes, reality is she’ll probably vanish back to wherever she’s from to a life of comfort, never to be heard from again.

        • Mike__in_Houston

          I predicted that same thing about half-term Palin and sadly was never so wrong in my life….

          • DreadPikathulhu

            They’re different kinds of grifters; Palin wanted to ride the right-wing gravy train to wealth but her act has become increasingly stale and there is always someone younger and blonder on FOX. Melania married a wealthy man towards the end of his life and hoped to retire to obscurity in Escortia, but it spun out of control when his own grift was unexpectedly too successful.

    • Bambino

      In other words, her ghost writers will be changing names and rearranging words and dates on Michelle Obama’s book.

    • Pollos Hermanos

      And Marla and Ivana.

      Once he’s dead the divorce settlement gag order dies with him.

    • KnownDonorDad

      “It all started when I was little girl in Chicago….”

  • TampaDink

    More “fake news”, he doesn’t watch much television at all! He said so a while back, so we need to believe & respect him. /sarcasm.

  • Lazycrockett
    • AmeriCanadian

      Rachel should be fun to watch tonight!

      • JCF

        Maybe JOY in for (sorry Chris) Chris Hayes again? Can has?

    • Lazycrockett
      • pch1013
      • Tread

        Jesus. So he wants to burn it all down. That last line is terrifying.

        • AmeriCanadian

          Don’t forget that Drumpf excels at massive projection. Anything and everything he accuses others is, in fact, what he does himself. The proof that he wants to “burn it all down” is in his daily actions.

          • Reality.Bites

            Let’s also not forget he didn’t write a single word of that.

          • AmeriCanadian

            You are right!

          • Reality.Bites

            So my two questions are

            1. What will he tweet on his own?
            2. Whose views does that represent?

          • AmeriCanadian

            For #1, all you have to do is wait. And not for long. Probably same for #2.

          • Marty Pavelka

            Some of it sure reads like he did–the part about defeating seventeen candidates….the most talented field ever….yadayadayada. His statements have gotten so over the top narcissistic, that anyone can write something that has things in it that he would say. He’s almost become a parody of himself. Aiyiyiyi.

          • coram nobis

            Might have dictated it.

          • clay

            “phony books”

            But I bet Kellyanne, with her experience writing push-polls, can mimic some of his style, easily.

          • Mike__in_Houston

            That’s just because it told its ghost writer to be sure to include x, y, and z…

          • (((GC)))

            We are living through Poe’s Law!

          • Tread

            That’s the first time he’s openly admitted it though.

          • (((GC)))

            Like his upcoming appointment of Republican ideologue and gerrymandering defender Thomas Brunell to run the 2020 census and very likely skew Congressional representation for a decade. Unfortunately the position of deputy director of the Census Bureau doesn’t require Senate confirmation.

            Trump’s Pick to Run 2020 Census Has Defended Racial Gerrymandering and Voter Suppression Laws: The census will determine redistricting and voting rights enforcement.” (Ari Berman, Mother Jones, Jan. 2)

            http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/01/trumps-pick-to-run-2020-census-has-defended-racial-gerrymandering-and-voter-suppression-laws/

        • Nic Peterson

          Bannon has bee quoted saying exactly that. Yes, he wants to burn the whole goddamned thing down.

      • Boreal

        He didn’t write this: it is beyond a 2nd grade level of writing. I hope Bannon turns Breitbart on trump.

        • coram nobis

          Who wrote it, then? Gen. Kelly? Stephen Miller? Princess Ivanka? Sarah Bumblebee?

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Kelly Ann. She can be a bit wordy.

          • Boreal

            I have no idea but having seen his twitter rants before I can tell this above his level of reading/writing comprehension and vocabulary.

        • -M-

          Given the bizarre phrasing, he clearly had some input though.

        • trouble94114

          I would imagine so… I actually don’t think he wrote the North Korea tweet either, it was too well written

      • Gustav2

        Trump did not write that.

        • clay

          Kelly or Kellyanne.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Yet Trump hired him despite literally everyone telling him that this is who Bannon was

        • Gustav2

          Many Americans hired Trump despite literally everyone telling them that this is who he was

          • AmeriCanadian

            “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

          • gaycuckhubby

            1,000+ upvotes!

        • Mike__in_Houston

          Or because they told it that…

      • clay

        “Steve pretends to be at war with the media . . . yet he spent his time . . . leaking false information to the media.”

        Trump, you fucking idiot, Steve WAS / IS the media!

    • William

      Pot – kettle.

    • TampaDink

      By this evening, I expect he will tweet praises for Bannon.

    • KnownDonorDad
    • gaycuckhubby

      Oh yes!!! Please let Trump and Bannon split!
      Bannon will take it upon himself to take down Trump if he feels insulted.
      Donnie was always a means to an end for Bannon. He has no loyalty

    • coram nobis

      Bitch fight in aisle 3 at Wal-Mart.

    • -M-

      Truth is a three-edged sword.

      The avalanche has started, it’s too late for the pebbles to vote.

  • boobert

    LOL ! No surprises here . Maybe melanoma has some sense after all. Can you imagine having an intimate moment with yourself and having the secret service bust in and start laughing?

    • William

      or vomiting.

    • Bambino

      I know some of the secret service are brave and daring, even there is a line they won’t cross. The PTSD after witnessing what the dotard does in his bedroom will haunt and scar them for life.

    • coram nobis

      Can you imagine having an intimate moment with hubby with Sean Hannity ranting in the background?

      • clay

        only if I was fucking “hubby” actually on the tv set– would have to be either one of those old consoles, or a tablet. I could listen to Hannity’s outrage as his voice is muffled by lubed ass.

        • coram nobis

          One of those big old cabinet-sized Zenith or Admiral sets. TVs these days are kind of narrow.

      • boobert

        That’s the only way the moron can get an erection ! Constant adoration from fox, lol.

  • Jon Doh

    Pity the poor souls that have to rush into Trump’s bedroom unannounced. Whatever those guys get paid, it isn’t enough.

    • Mike__in_Houston

      Well, bringing in the magnifying glass is a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. Brain bleach! Brain bleach!

  • JCF

    Submitted w/o comment: Drumpf called then-Deputy AG Sally Yates the C word.

    • Gustav2

      Such a gentleman.

  • Prediction: at the next press briefing Sarah Plain and Tall will splain to the good folks that Trump didn’t get new TVs, but if he had, he wouldn’t watch them anyway.

    • clay

      Sarah ‘splain it’all.

      • I wonder if they can get Sean Spicer back to play Ferguson or if they will recast.

  • AmeriCanadian

    Now why would he need a lock on his door if the Secret Service needs access?

  • another_steve

    “The book also reveals that Trump and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms.”

    Melania sleeps with Jared. I know because he told me.

    He hates the swishing sound of the silicone inside her phony breasts, but he deals with it.

  • GayOldLady

    I don’t blame you Melania for not sleeping with that douchebag. I’d rather sleep with a manatee

    • Pollos Hermanos

      I wonder if Barron was a baster baby.

      • Bambino

        Not even his. Putin planted that one as well.

      • Gustav2

        You know after Barron was conceived she knew her job was secure.

        • clay

          How hard do you think she worked to make sure is was a male the first time?

          • Gustav2

            IVF?

      • GayOldLady

        Could be, or maybe she just closed her eyes and said “once and hurry”.

        • Pollos Hermanos

          I’m sure hurrying wasn’t a problem at all.

          • GayOldLady

            True, no problem whatsoever.

      • Jon Doh

        Golden baster baby.

    • Gustav2

      That’s rather harsh on the poor manatees.

      • GayOldLady

        Are you saying that sleeping with me would be harsh on the manatee? 🙂

        • GeneInSJ

          I’m going down to the West Coast of Florida in about 2 weeks. I will give the manatees your regards. 🙂

          • GayOldLady

            Thank you Gene! 🙂 I’m going down sometime in March I hope, I love seeing the manatees.

        • TuuxKabin

          Who’s boy. This is gonna be good.

          • GayOldLady

            You know manatees are good snugglers.

          • TuuxKabin

            Gotta be and look how cute they are, moustache & all.

          • Gustav2

            We tease each other.

    • JAKvirginia

      Separate beds? Only because the West Wing has his office and the East Wing has no bedrooms… or she’d be there.

  • gaycuckhubby

    OT… it’s a fucking winter wonderland in the deep south!!!!!!
    Never seen anything like it!
    Gorgeous 🙌

    • PickyPecker

      It gets old. Trust me. 🙂

      • GayOldLady

        Yep!!!! Especially when you’ve lived through a bunch of wicked winter weather.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Oh I know! Grew up in the North 🙂 just wasnt expecting this!

    • TuuxKabin

      How old are you? /s

      • gaycuckhubby

        It NEVER snows here. Last time we had close to this much was 30 yrs ago

        • David Walker

          I like the first one of the season, sometimes the second. Then I wonder why I still live here.

        • TuuxKabin

          Enjoying it is the best doing on it.

    • Mike__in_Houston

      You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet. Wait until the nuclear winter gets here in the next week or two…

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Pollos Hermanos
    • Bambino

      Too coherent to be written by the dotard.

    • JAKvirginia

      Sure, Jan. (That will never grow old with this guy as Prez.)

    • JWC

      Ah Donny doesn’t love Stevy any more

    • Reality.Bites

      Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKR2n-G-wdM

      • coram nobis

        But that was 50 years ago, when they used to have a show.

      • Natty Enquirer

        We used to sing

        Her name was Lola,
        Lola Falana.
        The hottest act
        At the Cabana.

      • JCF

        Perfect.

        This bitch fight has gotten vewy, vewy Gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy…. *

        * Only in the homocon sense!

    • coram nobis

      Is this Onion, or for real?

      • AmeriCanadian

        I believe the two have been swapped.

        • coram nobis

          This administration is like a mashup of Monty Python and the Twilight Zone.

    • Bambino

      That’s better than errand boy no?

    • GayOldLady

      Always trying to distance himself from his own mistakes. Bannon was appointed Chief Executive of the Trump Campaign in August 2016, he left the Trump Administration in August 2017. He was YOUR choice Trump and he’s ratting you out. Apparently you can’t swing the Non-Disclosure Agreement Sword over people who aren’t on your payroll.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Apparently someone thinks he can rewrite history and anything to the contrary is #FakeNews.

        • GayOldLady

          And he’s fracturing his own base in the process. What a good day to be alive.

      • clay

        Turmp even had to make a new full-access position for him.
        And we all know the only reason Bannon didn’t have one-on-one’s with Donny (face-to-face, not on the phone, which DID happen), was because Reince and Kelly wouldn’t let him.

        • GayOldLady

          Trump doesn’t want to think about how much power he gave Bannon because he’s unaccustomed to people turning on him who he’s elevated. Without a non-disclosure agreement Trump is as vulnerable as everyone else. Don’t you know Trump is throwing a shit-hissy fit in the WH right now?

          • David Walker

            *sigh* Where’s the court photographer when you need him?

          • clay

            more vulnerable, I’d say. Many of us have actually done actual things before.

          • trouble94114

            no doubt, I wouldn’t want to be withing throwing distance of anything heavier than a paper clip. I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t have the game warden out trying to shoot a tranquilizer dart into his backside.

    • clay

      But, if you dumped him, why are you still calling him?

    • Gretchen

      Steve was a mere shoe shine boy. He wasn’t even allowed to touch the hem of my robes.

    • BobSF_94117

      It would make more sense to send him to his room. On the other hand, if he doesn’t like the swimming pool…

    • JCF

      “Bannon lost his mind”

      Then let him know you have it now, Drumpf!

  • JWC

    No Fuckface you have cost the taxpayers too much already

  • Buford

    “The book also reveals that Trump and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms”.

    I guess the stench of urine was simply too much for her to tolerate…?

    • JWC

      So she can sleep with here secret service hunk while Trump tweets

      • Buford

        $400/hour… just like the old days.

    • OdieDenCO

      it’s hell when you have to get up 3 times a night to pee on your husband

    • gaycuckhubby

      Trumps sex life bores me. Now tell me about Jared and Ivanka!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Apparently, according to that book, He wasn’t very cheery on Inauguration day, was yelling at people, made his wife cry. We all saw that image of her that day…

    • Boreal

      He was upset because Obama’s was bigger than his, the crowds among other things.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Some of us accept our “short comings” and are well adjusted.
        Others cant deal
        #snowdayconfessions
        😎

      • Bambino

        Obama is a relatable human. That is all the difference I need.

    • I saw the photos of him glowering that day, and wondered why. But that explains the whipped puppy attitude of the wife.

  • gaycuckhubby

    OMG!!! Bannon and Trump in an all out war!

    • Bryan

      Are we sure this is for real or something they’ve concocted for today’s reality show episode?

      • Bambino

        Never know what kind of distraction they keep churning out on a daily basis.

        • Bryan

          Distraction is about all they have right now.

  • Lazycrockett

    Is there a press conference today?

  • Adam Stevens

    Here you go, Trump. Don’t forget to attach the head-piece to your temple.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/947d60b0bd660de0f29ca9654c38d1c31cf66cd9293185a36aa6e3967e6e0084.jpg

    • KnownDonorDad

      Oh, the stuff we could download….

  • Gretchen

    I don’t care if his bedroom looks like the television department at Best Buy. I just want him out of the White House and away from the nuclear football.

  • DaddyRay
  • Lazycrockett
  • GanymedeRenard
  • RJ Bone

    “The book also reveals that Trump and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms.”

    If you’re truly surprised by this, please contact me directly about this amazing real estate deal I have!

  • Paula

    Would it be tacky to open a small arena where these people could challenge each other to and fights duels? Think of the PPV potential.

    • David Walker

      Not a small one. Can you imagine the number of people who would pay good cash money to see it?

    • clay

      Would it be tacky to enjoy watching them piss themselves in fear of actual injury?

      • Paula

        No! I was thinking of adding a Gladiatorial component to attract the Gay Male audience. Can duels be fought through gladiatorial combat?

    • Canadian Observer

      I can envision a Bannon/Trump fight to the death… the ratings would be YUUUUUGE!

  • MBear

    But….i thought he barely watched teevee…? Whut?

    • Oh, they aren’t for watching, its for admiring his reflection, and pretending to be the star of his own version of “The Truman Show”.

  • stanhope

    I have said all along don jr is destined to be Bubba’s bitch LOL no amount of cigarettes in the world are going to keep his hole from looking like the Holland Tunnel in a matter of days once he’s in prison. Thing will sing like Callas when they put the spotlight on him LOL

    • SFBruce

      Please. Callas was a great artist. Junior may sing, all right, but it’ll be more like Florence Foster Jenkins.

      • Mike__in_Houston

        I love them both, and I don’t care who he sings like. Mme. Jenkins’ ladle is as sweet as Mme. Callas’, as long as they dish out some gravy. Either way, he’ll soon be licking boots (and much more) like the guy in the first episodes of Oz.

        • David Walker

          Wing and Mrs. Miller, on the other hand, shatter glass even when there’s none around.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Mike__in_Houston

      And why on earth would he even need multiple TVs if all he watches is Faux?

      • kanehau

        One for when he’s on his right side.
        One for when he’s on his left side.
        And one for when he’s on his back.

  • BobSF_94117

    The president also requested that he get a lock on his door, but the Secret Service pushed back

    They should have acquiesced and just installed it backwards.

    • clay

      The curse of professionalism.

  • Hmm, what do you think whopper-lini wants to do in his room that requires a locked door?

    • AmeriCanadian
      • ewwwwww! The idea of him doing that is completely repellant. Sorry I asked!

        • AmeriCanadian

          I can’t imagine any other reason for wanting a lock on the door, given that he sleeps alone. I know…disgusting picture.

          • I was thinking along the lines of eating in bed, and he’s ashamed of it. Cookies, cake, fried chicken, etc. Wonder if he trusts the White House kitchen staff, or orders his staff to pick up fast food for him?

  • Halou

    “The book also reveals that Trump and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms.”

    Yeah. They’re not married any more, only staying together because it doesn’t make for good optics otherwise. Dearest Dotard would sooner grab Ivanka’s pussy because she is still, relatively speaking, a young woman. Though I suspect that even she is getting too old for his tastes. Perhaps Ivanka’s daughter(s) if she has any…

    • ted-

      Dude, that’s disgusting! Even if it may be true…

      hugs

    • alguien

      i just figured that, since the underwoods slept in separate rooms, all presidents did that.

  • ted-

    How’s the SS going to protect his sorry ass if his door is locked? What a dotard.

  • infmom

    Nothing new. Lyndon Johnson had one TV for each network (3). And apparently presidents and first ladies sharing a bed is the exception rather than the rule.