Huckabee On Trump’s Nuclear Threats: People Only Care About Him Putting Money In Their Pockets [VIDEO]

Mike Huckabee appeared on Fox Business this morning to shrug off worries that Glorious Leader is pushing us to the brink of nuclear war.

According to Huckabee, Trump’s base doesn’t care about the threat of war, they’re more interested in financially profiting from his agenda.

Huckabee: “What people care about is not what the president tweets, it’s what happens in their households with their income and their ability to spend their money like they want to.”

  • Tawreos

    Please allow me to kindly invite you to fuck every part of yourself with your daughter you fucking asshole.

    • JAKvirginia

      Bad, bad visual.

      • Todd20036

        Or a good visual. Depends.

  • Greed. He admitted it.

    • Gustav2

      A good Christianist value!

    • Nic Peterson

      But when will the coal jobs return?

      • After the nuclear war.

        • The_Wretched

          Modern tech has made coal fade. Back to the stone age and coal becomes useful again.

  • HZ81

    Can’t believe the fine author of God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy is catering to MAGA idiots in this way.

  • Bambino

    Hmmmmmmmmm I’ve been searching nuclear stock option all morning.

  • Boy Elvis

    And you know what the really fun part is, Fuckabee? The low income MAGA hordes will never actually profit from Lord Dampnut’s agenda! Isn’t that awesome?

  • Ninja0980

    Kinda pointless to have money to spend if you’re dead isn’t it?

  • PickyPecker
    • Gustav2

      It’s the End of the World!

      A Methodist quoted Martin Luther!

      • David Walker

        Clearly not a good, religious person. Good he’s out of our government. /s

      • Lumpy Gaga

        What’s next? Dancing?

      • Mark_in_MN

        It was while reading Martin Luther’s commentary on Galatians that Wesley had his “heart strangely warmed” experience.

  • Rex

    Spoken like a true Christian, it’s all about money.

    • prixator

      BINGO! Oh, that’s usually about money, too.

      (But, don’t they usually add some hate in there, too?)

  • Ray Page

    For Huckabuck and his gluttonous evangetaliban Klan it’s always been about money and power.

  • PickyPecker
  • Ben in Oakland

    Well, if this isn’t damning with faint praise, I can’t imagine what is. All that matters to them is not the fate of others but whether they can spend money the way they want to.

    Sociopathic personalities: trump, huckster, and every trumpanzee.

  • JAKvirginia

    What is this? Effing Star Trek? “Deflectors, up full!”

  • Ben in Oakland

    Whoever dies with the most money wins!

    • Bambino

      They get to purchase endless supply of virgins in heaven.

      • Ben in Oakland

        And they are all named Melania.

        • clay


    • JAKvirginia

      Whoever dies with the most money is dead.

      • “Fuck” said piglet

        but, OH what a funeral!

      • Todd20036

        Except Jesus.

        • clay

          and Lazarus . . .
          and Arthur . . .
          and Merlin . . .
          and Odin . . .
          and Osiris . . .

          Oh, this is getting interesting.

    • CanuckDon

      Wish it wasn’t the North American mantra. I’d like to find a place in the world where it isn’t.

  • Rex

    It’s not what Trump supporters think about the Donald’s tweets, it’s about him pissing off another world leader that has the ability to bomb the shit out of the good ole US of A. Let’s see what that does to your fat ass, Huckster.

    • Tawreos

      You know damn well that the Huckabee’s are immune to facts

      • Ben in Oakland

        As far as I can tell, they are not immune to fats.

        • “Fuck” said piglet

          yup, those “fats” just keep adding on……….

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Hey, Mike, I will take that condo on 49th and Lexington. It’s a great value even with the radiation and scorch marks from the nuclear war.

  • “Fuck” said piglet

    they MADE me do it……

  • Gustav2

    They can’t take it with them after they are incinerated by a nuke.

    • Joe in PA

      I’m blaming all people from Ohio for this clown I’m looking at you Gustav!

      [kidding…I was just looking for a place to stick this] 🙂

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Who cares how many questions there are when you won’t allow any of them to be answered?

      • Gustav2

        Oh fuck, that’s The LeVeque Tower behind him…the hubby works two blocks south of that…

        Run, Hubby, Ruuuuunnnn!

        Good for CNN for sticking it to my in-laws’ rep.

  • Kelly Lape

    So according to this GOP icon, American’s are money whores willing to sell out humanity for 30 pieces of silver. How Christian of us.

  • safari
    • Gustav2

      He didn’t want to work that hard…and he doesn’t. `

      • Duck

        He SAID so during the campaign. He flat said he planned to have the VP do all the work so he could just set high level goals/policies.

        • David Walker

          Who knew that meant scraping the sewer? On the bright side, he gets to golf a lot and make money off the government by doing so.

      • CanuckDon

        Right now, he’s found his place of comfort and Republicans would be happy with him there too if they could only take away his phone.

    • Todd20036

      He wanted to lose, and make Trump TV that basically bashed Hillary Clinton 24/7

      • Rambie

        Exactly, he projected that many times during the campaign.

  • Joe in PA

    What kind of buffoon says shit like this? Oh wait, Varney and Huckabee…got it.

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist

    This is the truth of Trump’s base of voters:

    There is SUCH shame in being poor and white for many here in America therefore you must destroy and/or demean the freedoms of others in order to make yourself better.

    The white face of poverty is something that is not discussed (from causal conversations to the media to politicians) here in America, while people accept, assign blame, give strategies to overcome hardships and generally talk about anyone who is darker than a paper bag being poor.

    However when the dialog shifts to the number of white Americans that are poor there is a HUSH that falls upon the room.

    Lastly and most importantly, Trump’s plan will not improve their lives it will utterly destroy it for decades to come!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    No, you christian moneychanger. Projecting that the whole world is driven by greed over their own immortal souls is why W lost Iraq, and Dems keep losing the South.

  • bkmn

    Nothing means more to him than money.

  • JT

    Hucksterbee, high priest of the Church of Mammon.

  • Todd20036

    Hey Huckabee, fuck you, you shameless opportunist.

    Go eat a dog.

  • Henry Auvil

    Republicans don’t understand people who aren’t only in it for the money.

    • Lakeview Bob

      Very astute comment.

    • Steverino

      Especially scamvangelist Republicans.

  • Pizza009

    Like 40 pieces of silver?

  • clay

    I’d think Rev. Huckabee would be more cautious against the first temptation.
    I even found him a Harold Copping so the aesthetic would feel familiar to him.

    • “Fuck” said piglet

      Don’t be silly, he LOOKS broke.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      What was the first temptation? offering Surfer Jesus an actual ocean?

      • clay

        “turn these stones into bread that you may eat”
        to feed only one’s own belly,
        and to feed only the belly.

        • “Fuck” said piglet

          change “belly” to wallet, and you have it.

          • clay


  • EdA

    I bet that if someone were to drop a bomb onto Little Rock, you and other survivors might start to care.

  • Bambino

    Huckabee has return with a porn sequel following his success with Kim Davis and Her Amazing Mismatch Table Cloth. The sequel titled Press My Orange Button Till You Glow will further explore the cannot be unseen footage of the porn pig journey through irrelevance.

  • Lakeview Bob


  • Bluto

    Pedophilia, treason, rape, sexual harassment, insanity, thief, emoluments, environmental destruction, murder, bigotry, racism, misogyny, thermonuclear war… eh, whatever.

    • narutomania

      Just so long as they get a few extra dollars in their tax return this year. That’s all that voter base cares about.

      Fuck the rest of the world. Because those horrors that you cited, well … those just happen to “them”. Right? Not to “me / us”.

    • boatboy_srq

      First Church of Mammon, indeed.

  • boobert

    I agree with Dave Chappelle about the moron’s base !

  • JustDucky

    Is he on Twitter? Can people Tweet Bible passages at him? ‘Cause there’s a “Don’t Feed the Huckabees” passage.

    “But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister but is sexually immoral, or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people.” –1 Corinthians 5:11

    • David Walker

      Makes me wonder what the other Corinthian had to say.

    • Todd20036

      Sigh. I read that as, “Do not even eat such people.”

      • boatboy_srq

        Someone’s oral fixation is showing again…. 😆

    • OdieDenCO

      only one Corinthian, sad

  • 2patricius2

    Mike Huckster. Maybe Drumpf’s followers don’t care about his tweets. But lots of us do care about Drumpf’s unstable rantings on the world’s stage, taunting another unstable leader about the size of his nuclear button.

  • Juvela Bumblebee

    Yes, pockets reduced to ash in radioactive households.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    JFC, exactly how stupid is lyin’ Sarah’s clueless grifter dad?

  • Lars Littlefield

    What’s the matter with Huckabee? Doesn’t he realize that one nuclear warhead can ruin you whole day at the mall?

    • boatboy_srq

      And just think about what EMP could do to your Bitcoin stash.

    • CanuckDon

      It might even be worse…might ruin the WiFi !!!!

  • boatboy_srq

    Assuming Teh Hucksterbee is right, there will be a lot of angry people come April 2019.

    You would think, though, that they would be angry long before then.


  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    You raised a hell bound heifer very well you piece of crap.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Talk about the ugly American stereotype being demonstrated with aplomb. The man is literally saying to the rest of the world: ‘so what if we start a nuclear war and you all suffer from it because our president is such an insecure man baby. As long as I and others get rich, fuck all y’all’

    • Steverino

      What fuckers like him don’t realize, is that nobody survives global thermonuclear warfare. At least suicide bombers know they will die along with the others they murder.

  • JWC

    do All GOP’ers drink out of the same cup of sweet water” That deludes them into blind faith and following

  • The_Wretched

    “the people” get piddly and even that goes away in the short term. Only the ultra-rich get long term and substantial piles and percents of wealth.

  • mattdocmartin

    All that cash will come in handy as kindling , to help light our homes with fires to stave off the darkness.

  • TexasBoy

    Rich people will be just as dead as poor people in a nuke attack, you fool!

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    Kind of hard to spend money in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, that is even if you’re unlucky enough to survive the blast.

    “When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.”

  • Jon Doh

    Just tell his base them there bombs can knock the double wide clean off its blocks, then they might care.

  • Chuck in NYC

    First time I ever saw this guy on TV my gaydar level was going off — low level ping-ping-ping, but still. He’s just another person who I think overcompensates in his devotion to the Lord because he’s got deeeeeeemons. Maybe his demons are that he’s a racist, money-hungry jerk instead of something to do with sexuality, but, again, still…

  • DesertSun59

    Nothing spends better than irradiated dollar bills.

  • DN

    To paraphrase John Cornyn: your bank account don’t matter if you’ve been vaporized.

  • anne marie in philly

    hey huckster, what the fuck is wrong with your kids? your son murders dogs and you daughter can’t dress herself and lies like a rug. I wish you had NEVER spawned!

    • GanymedeRenard

      I wish one or both of his parents were infertile.

  • John

    It is the entire basis of Christianity, care about only yourself, and no one else.

    • ted-

      I think you pretty much summarized xtianity

  • -M-

    Actually huckleberry huckster, I care a lot about not being vaporized or poisoned. And also just minimizing suffering and strife in general.

  • eyefidelity

    Try counting your money while holding your breath….

  • JCF
  • Friday

    You gonna be the one to break the news to his ‘base’ that Trump won’t be putting money in *their* pockets either, you delusion-pushing hate-preacher, Huckster?

  • Gianni

    Sounds like he’s suggesting that whatever the Prez says or tweets isn’t worth giving any attention. According to Huckster, Donnie’s base certainly doesn’t. Focus on your wallets, people. I get a slight impression that the Huckster is also becoming tired of our fool Prez and his constant barrage of nonsense.