BOOK: Ivanka Planned To Be First Female President

Newsweek reports:

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner made a deal for the daughter of President Donald Trump to become the first female head of state, according to Michael Wolff’s new book “Fire and Fury.” The book, written by the Hollywood Reporter contributing editor and former White House strategist, is being labeled as a tell-all of his time inside the White House under President Trump. It features over 200 interviews with the president and key players in his administration, according to The Guardian.

  • JDS

    The stupid strong is with this one.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Matched only by her arrogance.

    • Treant

      She rips off other designers’ shoe designs! She’s not dumb she’s…uh…just not that creative? Uh…

      OK. Dumb.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “Shoes, shoes. How do you do… shoes?”

      • Galvestonian

        …she’s as crooked as her daddy.

      • Chuck in NYC

        I don’t think she designs anything. I suspect she “has people” do that and she approves of the ones she likes. But she’s responsible for using people who would rip off others’ shoe designs.

    • Gigi

      But but but she’s one of the most smartest and accomplished young women in America. At least that’s what Dolt 45 says.

      • JWC

        The gene pool in the Trump world is extremely shallow I give you Don Jr and Eric https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/82a2aef8f682e5fdfc1b69dac2aa1c44cbe8747e53280d084faaaa43ecc1e501.jpg No reason to assume she got all the smarts

        • Gigi

          Those teeth. My eyes.

          • sfbob

            That sneer. Ugh.

          • Todd20036

            Right? All that money and they look like crap

        • james1200

          Eric the Taint is definitely Gary Busey’s son.

          • Xaca

            From anal sex, obviously.

        • Prost Seattle

          Those teeth are so he can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

          • teeveedub

            Somebody threw a fistful of ivory trinkets into a blob of wet terra cotta.

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          Or the looks.

        • Bob Conti

          Isn’t that, from left to right, Reggie, Veronica and Moose?

          • JWC

            sure it is but Betty was the blond

          • Bob Conti

            I know, but we LIKED Betty, Veronica was a bitch.

          • JWC

            agreed

        • RoFaWh

          And remember that her appearance depends heavily on plastic surgery. Her half-sister Tiffany has much the same looks but evidently not enhanced.

    • Sporkfighter

      No, she’s just average. Most people are. I am. Problems arise when just average people don’t understand that they’re just average and fail to seek expertise from other people who are also mostly average but have studied to become experts in important fields.

      • NedFlaherty

        Problems also arise when average children reach average adulthood believing that they are divinely entitled, by birthright, to unlimited special privileges, and that they possess brains, beauty, and talent beyond what mere mortals normally get.

  • Reality.Bites

    She’ll make it to the big house before Clinton, not the White House

  • Tawreos

    After seeing her work to date I must respectfully decline to see anymore of her in the White House.

  • Treant

    No. As I previously mentioned, I would crawl through vinegar-soaked broken glass to vote for Chelsea Clinton to cut Ipumpya Junk off from the Presidency.

    Not that it matters with Russian and Republican interference, but I’d do my best.

  • Sean Bailey

    They have a rich fantasy life.

  • another_steve

    Ivanka defiled Jared’s body.

    She forced him to impregnate her.

    • Joe in PA

      Stop torturing yourself Steve, you know it is you that Jared is destined to be with.

      Just go with that.

      KTHXBAI. (to quote Candidate Handwich)

      • another_steve

        Good Orthodox Jewish men don’t have sex with cheap blond shiksas. It just isn’t done.

        I’m surprised at Jared’s behavior.

        • safari

          He needed to marry an heiress to prop up his family’s dying business.

          • AC

            She married him for his brain; he married her for her money. They were both sorely disappointed.

        • Miji

          The operative word here is “good”.

    • Gustav2

      Now, now, when you get him, he won’t make you do it through a hole in the sheet.

      • another_steve

        Lol. 😉

        To this day, I honestly don’t know whether it’s truth or just urban legend: the thing about Hasidic men fucking their wives through a hole in a sheet separating them.

    • JohnJay

      Three times!

    • Their favorite sexual position is scissoring.

      There. I said it.

      I’m heartless, I know.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    This family.
    This whole dammed family.
    Ugh !!!!!!!!!!!

    • james1200

      But are you not entertained, lol? If we’re all going to die anyway, this is the kind of chaos I want to take me out.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Oh I am, but I have a feeling of doom !
        So let’s party!

      • Snarkaholic

        I’d rather die by falling headfirst into a chocolate fountain…up to my ankles!

      • Kruhn

        That chaos may be limiting the damage he can do.

  • Gustav2

    Bwahahahahahahahahaahaa (gasp) ahahahahahahahaha!

    • Judas Peckerwood

      Though just remember that a year and a half ago most of us were laughing the thought of Donnie getting into the White House.

      Never underestimate the stupidity and malice of a critical mass of the American people.

      • Gustav2

        After this presidency, they better hold on to their foreign entanglements.

      • Gigi

        They said the same about Ronald Reagan.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Maybe Queen of Cellblock F.

  • Joe in PA

    And YOU get a champagne popsicle, And YOU get a champagne popsicle, And YOU get a champagne popsicle….

    • TuuxKabin

      Could I get a a tequila one instead? Plata?

    • Today is the best news day since the Flynn indictments.

      • Lars Littlefield

        It’s certainly more fun. 🙂

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      • David Walker

        If not happy new year, at least “happy January 3,” Becca.

      • The_Wretched

        The freak-out on the right is fun at least.

      • Bob Conti

        We’re still in Christmastide, so it’s counts as a gift…

        • pch1013

          Yes, today is the 10th day of Christmas.

          • teeveedub

            We’re going to need to change the lyrics to the song.

    • Leo

      Wow. I feel like this book will be a standard text in poli. sci. classes about a decade from now.

      • I’m thinking seriously about buying it. Just to understand.

        • Leo

          A genius marketing campaign though – kudos to his agent. Pull quotes are leaking by the hour.

        • misterjack

          I’m sure the Dollar Store will soon be carrying it.

          • Peter Young

            Toilet paper aisle, I’m guessing.

        • trog

          there’s a nice excerpt at nymag.com … it does in fact explain a lot. spoiler: they’re all dumb and incompetent

          • FuzzyOtter

            Well I saw that plot twist a mile away

      • james1200

        It’s already my favorite book since The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and I haven’t even read it yet!

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          You are going to have to calm down!

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      After reading some of the excerpts online, I’m almost tempted to get the book…but then my brain kicks in and I realize that would mean giving money to a racist, homophobic, Nazi enabling white supremacist, so pass.

      • jeffg166

        Get from the library.

        • Jon

          Get it from Pirate Bay so the Library doesn’t have to spend money on that shit.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Yeah. modern e-book pricing for libraries is such that the library pays to lend out an e-book x number of times (where x is not manys) and then they either pony up for another stash of loans or virtually burn it.

            Your local library’s resources are better spent on other things.

            Pirate it.

          • killreligion

            Pirate?….isn’t that stealing?

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Do I care?

          • killreligion

            I suspect you can answer your own question but that answer reflects strongly on your character.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Do I care?

          • Sporkfighter

            Can you steal something of no value? How would it differ from taking out the trash?

          • killreligion

            You own the trash so it’s quite different and no, the value of what you steal is irrelevant, you degrade yourself by doing it

            Our society having such little concern for theft drives most of our issues, even the revelation of male treatment of women can be deconstructed to this cause

            People who steal are morally bankrupt and the culture they have created is toxic. Even as some claim to not care they are doing real harm. I despise stealing but am saddened to see people degraded by accepting and doing it. It is a point on which I judge people and should be for society

            I got excused from a jury for this view-even our supposed protectors of justice undervalue it’s impact.

          • Ginger Snap

            I have worked retail my whole life and I agree that so few care about theft.

          • RoFaWh

            “You own the trash”

            But do you? The thrift shops around here have big signs in their drop off area saying “Do not leave donations here at night if you do we’ll phone the cops” and “Do not take donations left here or we’ll phone the cops.”

            Waitasecond! If you want to reject nighttime leavings, you are clearly rejecting the idea that you own them, so what’s the big deal?

            It annoys me when stupid people try using words they do not fully know the meaning of. Just yesterday there was a photo on a news site of the momo temple in Salt Lake City, silhouetted against the sky, with the angel Moroni blowing his trumpet on top of the highest spire. The caption referred to Moroni “sitting” there. Excuse me, but look at the g.d. photo: he’s clearly standing. It’s like there are people who just grab any old word that’s about right and use it with no further thought. Grumble grumble grumble.

          • Harley

            It will be 25 cents in the bargain bin in 1 month.

          • jeffg166

            They buy it anyway. Right wingers use the library as well. I could get any right wing book from them if I wanted to. They also have progressive books.

        • RoFaWh

          Buy used from a “thrift shop”.

      • pch1013

        I don’t think Michael Wolff is a Nazi.

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          See my responses above..

      • TuuxKabin

        There’s the library.

      • Tallulah

        Michael Wolff wrote the book, not Steve Bannon.

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          See my responses above.

      • It’s not Bannon’s book. It’s just that many of the quotes in the book which are extremely damning are FROM him.

        As many noted, Wolff wrote it. The reason he was given such access is because, I believe, he was Murdoch’s biographer and thus appealed to Donald’s narcissism to have the guy right there.

        Wolff was the proverbial fly on the wall, free to talk to anyone and ask questions of anyone.

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          Fair enough, but he also worked for the current orange dictator as a strategist, so while I may be off on some of the descriptive I’m still not interested in contributing to such a person’s portfolio or bank account.

      • Robin Wayne Bailey

        Do you mean the author, Michael Wolf? Is Wolf a racist, homophobic Nazi enabling white supremacist?

    • Lolz.
      Many lolz.
      Infinity lolz.

    • Halou

      Wasn’t a problem for him before. Even if it is true, he’s only saying it now because he has a score to settle.

    • JT

      I believe “thick as a brick” is the expression. I suppose then Drumpf himself would be dumb as a box of rocks.

      • David Walker

        Like daughter, like daddy.

      • sisterfalconer

        or box of hair

    • The Milkman

      Honey, a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    • pj

      thats the way don likes his women.

    • Jay Silversmith

      Maybe Bannon meant Ilanka was HIT with a brick. That would explain her privileged ideas.

  • Adam Stevens

    The instinct will be to mock and laugh.

    The reality is we elected her daddy.

    The truth is our citizenry IS this stupid.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      At the very least, half the population.

      • clay

        (more like a third)

        • Sporkfighter

          How do you classify the third who saw the candidates and didn’t vote?

          • Todd20036

            Agreed. Idiots voted for Trump. So how intelligent are those who stayed home, or voted for someone who couldn’t win?

          • Sporkfighter

            Functionally, those who voted for Trumpty-Dumpty, those who cast a “protest vote”, and those who didn’t vote at all are equivalent. If the non-voters and the protest voters didn’t know that, then they’re as stupid and useless as the Trump voters. That means we’re outnumbered two to one.

            Around my house, we refer to useless people as “B Arkers.

  • Slippy_World
    • Buford

      I love old pics of Ivanka. So while the alt-right meatheads worship her as the perfect Aryan princess and express outrage at her being married to a Jew, they seem to forget that, pre-augmentation, her appearance was actually sorta ‘swarthy’.

    • David Walker

      It’s her posh boarding school senior portrait. Voted “Least Likely to Wear Clothes Well.”

      • Buford

        She actually needs to put some clothes back on… sexy that ain’t.

        • Paula

          I concur. Not sexy, at all.

          • Todd20036

            Desperate for attention, is more like it.

    • The_Wretched

      That’s an interesting photo.

    • sfbob

      Disturbing in more ways than I can count.

    • Chuck in NYC

      “I’m a pretty girl, mama.”

  • Publius

    Pass.

  • fuzzybits
  • kareemachan

    Hey, iwanka?

    screw yourself.

  • kirby7771

    Why would Upper East Side Barbie want to be President?

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist
  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
  • jeffg166

    I though she was planning on being first empress.

  • gaycuckhubby

    I really don’t understand why this is news or problematic or controversial or anything really.

    • safari

      I just like hating on Javanka

      • gaycuckhubby

        Lol. Fair enough.
        I just think it’s a reasonable conversation for them to have and don’t understand why people are upset about it.

  • Halou

    I didn’t know the Presidency was a title passed down from generation to generation by inheritance. It’s like the events of 1776 didn’t even happen!

    • Judas Peckerwood

      Hell, it started right out of the gate — John Adams was the second president and his son John Quincy Adams was the sixth.

    • David Walker

      1776? What was 1776? That’s like, you know, old history.

  • hdtex
    • William

      Daddy’s next!

  • Gigi

    And I planned to marry Prince Harry. We can’t always get what we want. (Also…damn you Megan Markle!)

  • Yeah, and I planned to be taller than 5’2″.

  • HZ81

    Aw, that’s so cute.

  • Jerry Kott

    A very scary matter was that Daddy had wanted her as his running mate in 2016? He floated the idea and it sank real fast.

    • KarenAtFOH

      OMG

  • Ninja0980

    Her POS father has ensured that will never happen.

  • james1200

    Preordering the book today! Damn!

    https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/03/the-wildest-claims-about-trump-from-michael-wolffs-fire-and-fury.html?__source=twitter%7Cmain

    “Early in the campaign, Sam Nunberg was sent to explain the Constitution to the candidate. “I got as far as the Fourth Amendment,” Nunberg recalled, “before his finger is pulling down on his lip and his eyes are rolling back in his head.

    …This is the first time since the Kennedy White House that a presidential couple had maintained separate rooms. In the first days, he ordered two television screens in addition to the one already there, and a lock on the door, precipitating a brief standoff with the Secret Service, who insisted they have access to the room. He ­reprimanded the housekeeping staff for picking up his shirt from the floor: “If my shirt is on the floor, it’s because I want it on the floor.” Then he imposed a set of new rules: Nobody touch anything, especially not his toothbrush. (He had a longtime fear of being poisoned, one reason why he liked to eat at McDonald’s—nobody knew he was coming and the food was safely premade.) Also, he would let housekeeping know when he wanted his sheets done, and he would strip his own bed.

    …Murdoch suggested that taking a liberal approach to H-1B visas, which open America’s doors to select immigrants, might be hard to square with his promises to build a wall and close the borders. But Trump seemed unconcerned, assuring Murdoch, “We’ll figure it out.” “What a f–king idiot,” said Murdoch, shrugging, as he got off the phone.

    …For Steve Mnuchin and Reince Priebus, he was an ‘idiot.’ For Gary Cohn, he was ‘dumb as sh-t.’ For H.R. McMaster he was a ‘dope.’ The list went on.

    …It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns. Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he is bored. And his staff is no better. Kushner is an entitled baby who knows nothing. Bannon is an arrogant prick who thinks he’s smarter than he is. Trump is less a person than a collection of terrible traits. No one will survive the first year but his family. I hate the work, but feel I need to stay because I’m the only person there with a clue what he’s doing. The reason so few jobs have been filled is that they only accept people who pass ridiculous purity tests, even for midlevel policy-making jobs where the people will never see the light of day. I am in a constant state of shock and horror.”

    • JWC

      yup definite presidential material

    • safari

      Trump is less a person than a collection of terrible traits.

      Now that’s a quote.

      • james1200

        lol. And why does he have to change his own sheets? What sick fetish is he hiding?

        Oh, yeah, he’s into piss-play. I almost forgot.

        • sfbob

          I’m actually surprised he’s actually willing to invest the energy required to change his own sheets. Isn’t that something a maid is SUPPOSED to do? And not ask any questions about how the sheets got that way.

          • Snarkaholic

            The used sheets probably disappear (into the trash can).

    • So, he fears poison but eats McDonald’s? Yeah.

      • safari

        I mean it’s a slow poisoning. McDonalds and other large fast food chains probably have the safest supply chains when it comes to contamination because of the volume of business they’d lose if there was an outbreak.

        • clay

          (until they piss off a major supplier, or that supplier pisses off their workers, like Taco Bell did with their tomatoes that one time)

        • Reality.Bites

          What’s kind of interesting is that while McDonald’s food is still pre-cooked it has been assembled to order for quite a few years now. The burgers, chicken or eggs are held in warming trays and the sandwiches are assembled as needed, to keep the condiments and or cheese from soaking into the bun.

          So he’s as easily poisoned at McDonald’s as anywhere else – and they know to expect him there.

      • clay

        Supersize him.

        • David Walker

          Isn’t he supersized enough?

          • clay

            Is he still breathing?

          • David Walker

            I don’t want to get that close.

      • Uncle Mark

        If Trump is so “beloved” from his point of view, why this paranoid fear of poisoning…and from whom? Political competitor, business competitors, foreign assassins, his own family? Perhaps he’s known since he was a child that he was not much-loved. (It would certainly explain his constant hostility & unhappiness.). Is it possible that he subconsciously realizes he’s more an addle-minded Caligula?

    • Gustav2

      This is reading like a Kitty Kelly book.

      • Chuck in NYC

        LOL. Few under age 45 will get that reference.

        • Gustav2

          Thank goodness I am just a bit over 45!

    • Yeah… I think I need to read it. This’ll be my first political book purchase in ages.

  • JWC

    another blond bimbo with delusions of Grandeur https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca81af12242ce67939db5b2622d2263bf1d3f24534c075244e4a9d9a552e1bcf.jpg her name was Eva Peron

    • Lars Littlefield

      Give Eva a break. Had it not been for her millions of Argentines would have starved.

    • David Walker

      OK. Just please don’t suggest anyone make “Ivanka: The Musical.” Please.

      • Natty Enquirer

        ee-VAHN-kah, ee-VAHN-kah, ee-VAHN-kah

        • FancyThat

          Eyes, hair, mouth, figure
          Dress, voice, style, movement
          Hands, magic, rings, glamour
          Face, diamonds, excitement, image

      • JWC

        oh SHUDDER

    • Snarkaholic

      At least Eva made actual charitable contributions (although her source(s) of funds was sketchy).

  • At the risk of offending Madonna, the phrase “blonde ambition” leaps to mind…

  • 2patricius2

    Ah. Living in a big, golden bubble.

  • Gustav2

    Wasn’t Wolff doing all these glowing softball pieces in the Hollywood Reporter last year that I may have disparaged?

    • Leo

      He was. Much like Halperin in that respect, butter them up only to savage them but that’s the world of political journalism nowadays.

      • The_Wretched

        Halperin never goes boom.

    • boobert

      That’s how he got west wing access for the book . He stroked their egos and BAM ! lol

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Girl can’t even be President of Shoes.

  • DreadPikathulhu
  • Leo

    Trump’s eyes “glazed over” when the constitution was being described to him is another quote from this book apparently.

    • boobert

      And the screaming at melanoma ! lol

  • DisqusD37

    This family needs to be sterilized as they are currently a larger threat to the world than the Russians, North Koreans and China combined. They can’t be allowed to breed.

  • ted-

    Girl, your entire family will be the pariah of the world.

  • Halou

    My initial thought to this was that Ivanka was writing a self-promoting propaganda novel, but the idea that the daughter of Trump can write? Nope. She either lacks the ability to do it like her father, or she lacks the inclination to do anything other than pay someone to do it for her while she grifts her way through life.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Joe in PA

      And when Mueller is done with you my pretty…you’ll be left with . . . umm, nothing.

      • safari

        Nah. He’ll have someone ghostwrite a tell all book.

        • Joe in PA

          From a federal penitentiary hopefully.

    • boobert

      I didn’t know eggs can tweet .

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        yeah, me either

  • Cuberly Deux

    I’m confused…Huck-a-nasty slams the book saying she’s worked at the WH from the beginning and her experience was nothing like what was detailed in the book. Yet for some inexplicable reason they’re accepting the Bannon excerpts as worthy enough to separate from Bannon. Immediately issue press releases for damage control…yada yada….

    • Tawreos

      Thinking things through has never been a strength of the GOP

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I’d rather vote for Tonya Harding

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Or even Warren Harding.

  • TuuxKabin

    Are you friggin’ kiddin’ me?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFSLnLiu20I

    One of the reasons I married that cute Irish boy from the Bronx.

    • Joe in PA

      yayayayayayay!

      • TuuxKabin

        Was for you sweetie.

        • Joe in PA

          Thank you! 💋

          • TuuxKabin

            Anytime! I edited it.

    • sfbob

      I know that accent very well. Mom was born and, for the most part, raised in the Bronx. Dad was born in Brooklyn but moved to the Bronx when he was very young. I was born there but grew up in Queens. I have mostly lost my accent after being out of NYC since 1980. Mom still has it even though she and my late father moved to the Bay Area in 1987, a year after I did. And SHE still sounds like at least some kind of New Yorker though her accent is a bit less specific than Coco’s. Perhaps it was all that time in Queens and Nassau County.

      • TuuxKabin

        Whatever it is, it’s one of the best accents in the five boros or across the country IMHO. It’s just, plain, flat out real. I’m from the east bay, Richmond, Bezerkeley, moved here in ’74 all da’ loves my life been from da’ Bronx. Something about the way they coo, and woo, in that accent.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      The “Silent But Deadly” take (@ the 1:30 mark) sums up my thoughts on President I-wanka perfectly.

    • Dayglo

      Susie gets read —https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dx5jTXNnCZw

  • JCF

    The Crown Princess, of the Royal Line. Of course they did.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Hillary spent her whole life helping people.
    Ivanka spent her whole life “architecting her brand”, whatever the fuck that even means.

    • safari

      The secret, I’m told, is to get a nanny and housekeeper.

      • Yixing’s Fluffer

        And delicious Juicero juice–worth every penny!

    • sfbob

      When did “architect” become a verb?

      • TuuxKabin

        POS-Speak.

      • Yixing’s Fluffer

        Ivanka keeps trying to make “fetch” happen.

      • RoFaWh

        Verb me no verbs.

      • Tor

        Don’t get me started. “Architect” is not a verb. A brand architect is not an architect. A software architect is not an architect. A building designer is not an architect. An architect (I am one) has studied five to seven years at university, has served a minimum three-year internship, has sat for grueling exams, including orals, and pays good money for a license. [end of rant]

        • sfbob

          Thank you. I was waiting for an actual architect to chime in here.

    • BobSF_94117

      I think it means laying out your strategic plans of intellectual property theft.

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist
  • Lindoro Almaviva
  • JohnJay

    Daddy will NOT be happy:

    “For Ivanka, it was all business — building the Trump brand, the
    presidential campaign, and now the White House. She treated her father
    with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of
    his comb-over to others. She often described the mechanics behind it to
    friends: an absolutely clean pate — a contained island after
    scalp-reduction ­surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around
    the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the
    center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color,
    she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just
    for Men — the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience
    resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.”

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      That last bit is perfection.

  • Galvestonian

    The only way she’d get in is if she inherited the job … which may happen.

  • Rex

    I can’t wait until every member of this vapid family is relegated to the trash heap of history.

  • JT

    Istanka intended to restructure the Oval Office in a clam shell design.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Sorry Ivy.. Your father has for ever tainted your name.

  • DaddyRay

    She can’t even do a good enough job knocking off other peoples shoe designs
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4639cbc8184374536f18a8b5f559bfd775c9832171b699a96c3f918ce6d29b37.jpg

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Who stole it better?

      • They both look like a nightmare to wear, but it’s obvious the one on the right was made with care and quality materials…and the one on the left in a sweatshop staffed with slave labor and cheap-ass substitutes.

        • Paula

          I’m sayin’ I am 5’11”, I don’t need 4 inch heels.

          • RoFaWh

            Paula, dear heart, think of it: you’d be standing 6’3″, and that’s getting up there even for men. Think of the fun you can have looking down at men and intimidating them!

            Ivanka couldn’t intimidate an addled egg even if she tried.

          • Todd20036

            Somehow, I’m guessing Paula could stand in front of a man buck naked, and one glare from her would cower most men to the point they’d turn and run away if she so desired.

  • bkmn
    • iambu

      Reading????

  • OdieDenCO

    NO! I will burn the white house to the ground before I’d let another trump in.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      He’s out golfing. Now’s your chance.

  • Terance Greene

    Imagine if she in fact becomes our first woman president…..let the reality of that sink in!!!!

    • DaddyRay

      After Donald I will never say anything is impossible

  • bkmn

    Can you be President if you have been convicted of a felony?

    • The_Wretched

      Probably. I’d have to research the Statutes as the Constitution doesn’t have a good conduct requirement.

    • Todd20036

      You probably could, but it would be so embarrassing for the Nazis that we really could see a blue wave in 2018

      • bkmn

        Rupert Murdoch would find a way to make it happen, if it benefited him…just like Trump

  • netxtown

    oh honey, if it wasn’t for a surgeon with a tutonic twerk, you’be be brainless – and ugly. As it is, your face is as fake as your heart and soul. Get back to one-off handbags and knock-off heels. It really is more you.

  • clay

    Is she going to run as Yael Kushner?

  • clay

    Wait, she wasn’t hoping to be the first Jewish one?

  • Lazycrockett
    • madknits

      “That’s way harsh, Tai.”

      • TuuxKabin

        OT: The Pussy Hat’s getting a lot of positive comments, people love it. Thanks again.

  • BeaverTales

    No more dynasties. We fought a war in 1776 against hereditary monarchies, and we don’t need any more celebrities (especially Reality TV celebs) or people related to them running around with the nuclear codes .

    • OdieDenCO

      yeah, we also put a electoral college in place to keep idiots out of the presidency. the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray.

  • JWC
  • Pizza009

    There is already 1 too many Trump’s in public office

  • gaycuckhubby
  • JIM W

    I WANT TO VOMIT…..

  • The Milkman

    Less than half of the electorate voted for her father solely because he was on a reality TV show. No one knew who Ivanka was before her father ran. Ivanka has absolutely no business running for president. Perhaps she could try running for a local office first? Or a state-wide office? Why does she feel so entitled that she has to run for the presidency?

    Girl, you design handbags and launder money. Calm down. No one cares about you now that it’s become clear that you can’t manage your father’s outbursts.

    • clay

      This is the girl who didn’t know which party she was registered in.

      • Amanda B. Rekendwith

        She registered as a VIP.

    • Tor

      You might ask her father the same thing.

  • andrew

    The perfect job for Ivanka is department store mannequin.

    • Lakeview Bob

      LOL!

    • RoFaWh

      Are we sure she’s qualified?

  • Tempus Fuggit

    I’m trying to laugh, but all that comes out is this bone-chilling scream sound.

    • TuuxKabin

      just keep reading further on down the line, you’ll get some laughs. You can count on this crowd.

    • Todd20036

      That takes me back… to last weekend.

      Sigh.

  • Boreal
  • Dean Cameron

    President Barbie?
    Oh, no…..!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWAfITPPfZ4

  • sfbob

    Surrrrrrrrre…

  • Jim Maloney

    Whatever – so tired of these losers.

  • Oscarlating Wildely
  • madknits

    With all the Yiddish contempt I can muster, “This shiksa?”

    • KnownDonorDad

      Oy vey ist mir!

  • Bob Conti

    Hold on Ken and Barbie… let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves…

    https://youtu.be/eiRGRvE_Wqg

  • trog
  • Leeny2

    Remember, January 6th is Epiphany….

  • GanymedeRenard

    1. It hasn’t even been a year since inauguration (ugh!) and it seems we’re already witnessing a feast for publishing houses and greedy “authors” – you wanna bet they have ghost writers?

    2. If Ivanka were to become the first female POTUS, her motto would be, MCGA – Make China Great Again. And I can only wish for the White House to become her Bastille.

  • Dk

    these people will be pariahs when he gets booted out of the White House, rethugs passed the tax scam, they have no use for him anymore, they know he lost his one time electoral “magic” (which he achieved by lying), and are scared he will torpedo their congressional lock
    so, good luck in Society Ivanka

  • Licensed Troll

    lolz

  • killreligion

    Sure, hicking crappy ugly “fashion” has prepared her

  • peacfulseas inWA

    I’ve maintained from the very beginning that his run for office was to groom one of his spawn for a future run. Dotard never thought he’d have a chance in hell of winning. This was about getting Ivanka ready for political office..

  • coram nobis

    She had the impression that princesses succeed to the throne.

    • Renfield

      She has to wait until he flushes like the rest of his family.

  • iambu

    Um…nah.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    And now she kind of is, when Daddy is having one of *those* days.

    • Ann Kah

      Oh goody, the moronic paterfamilias being watched by the daughter who has inherited his brain and her husband, scion of a family of crooks and quite willing to carry on the family traditions. He has every qualification to deal with his father-in-law, so much so that you’d think he was Sicilian.

  • kareemachan

    Fat chance, twunt.

  • Chris Gardner

    You know, like, I could like, totally be president cause I have a totally killer clothing line and know a lot about politics and stuff.
    – Ivanka’s inner voice.

    • Ann Kah

      “…and I look great on camera…”

  • RoFaWh

    It appears that none of the Trump clan has a clue when real expertise is needed. TwoScoops thinking he could be President-King-Emperor; now Ivaka Doodles thinking she’s fit for such an office (she isn’t).

    Gawd only knows what positions Uday and Usay don’t realize they’re not qualified to occupy.

    • MBear

      Its the dunning kruger royals

    • Ann Kah

      At first, I hoped that Ivanka and Jared were there to keep an eye on Doddering Donald. It seems unlikely by now that they have any idea about Daddy’s limitations, which are so obvious to the rest of us. That does not speak well of their powers of perception, and a mention of “which of us runs first” tells us that the apple has not fallen far from the tree.

  • Jack

    Jared wants to be President? WTF?

  • Terry

    Too bad Donny Tiny Hands beat her to it

  • MBear

    Oh HELL no

  • SDG

    Hahahahaha… can’t stop laughing.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Sounds about as meaningful as when a buddy of mine and I were speculating about all the good we could do as billionaire philanthropists.

  • Renfield
    • Ann Kah

      No. No. No.

  • SilasMarner

    Oh, Ivanka, piss off.