Sarah Palin Posts Happy Family Photo Showing Her Husband’s Bruised Face From The Assault By Their Son

The New York Daily News reports:

Sarah Palin rang in the New Year by sharing an image of her bruised beau. The one-term Alaska governor stated on Instagram she and her family were heading out to their cabin for New Year’s Eve, her photo also featuring her daughter Piper and son Trig along with her still-injured husband, Todd.

After Todd Palin refused to let his eldest son borrow the family truck, citing that he had been drinking and taking pain medication, Track reportedly broke a window, entered the home and began repeatedly striking his father on the head.

Despite the brutal incident taking place over two weeks ago, the Palin patriarch still appears to have a cut across his nose and a bruise underneath his right eye.

Last week Track Palin was released to house arrest while he awaits trial for first-degree felony burglary and the assault on his father.

  • PickyPecker

    Joy! Victory! Praise!
    I wonder if he got some sense knocked into him? nah.

  • Tawreos

    I thought she was a half-term governor not a 1 term.

    • Henry Auvil

      I immediately flagged that too.

    • Scott MB

      When one quits their job can, or should, they still be called by that title? I am a firm believer if an elected official quits or leaves before their elected term ends for whatever reason, barring assassination, they should no longer retain that title.

      Like when tRump gets impeached for treason and his family and most of his friends are in jail, that he should no longer be entitled to the title of President. He is barely entitles to it now as it is, illigitamate fucker.

      • RealityBass

        I think people should stop using the title once the person no longer holds the office. At first it was only presidents that seemed to be called that after their term was over, but now it’s everybody.

        It drives me nuts when I see Newt Gingrich on TV and he’s addressed as “Mr. Speaker.” It’s been 20 years since he was Speaker, not to mention that he was forced to resign in disgrace.

        • clay

          Seems to me that it’s an occupational title– stop occupying yourself with that job :: stop using that title.

    • DonnaLee

      So her idea of victory is what exactly?

  • penpal

    the World’s Shittiest Mother wishes everyone a Happy 2018!

  • PickyPecker

    Nothing says HNY like domestic assault!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      And what a great idea to hole up out at the cabin in the dead of night when an armed lunatic is out there wanting to kill you.

  • Lazycrockett

    One of those “Be proud of your scars!” families.

  • Boreal
    • Bluto

      Did bristol accidentally fall on another dick?

      • Boreal

        You spelled barstool wrong.

        • clay

          or Sarah did.

    • Cody Johnson

      God forgot the oldest grandson, Trig!

  • Tom G

    Half-term governor.

  • Boreal
  • Scout
    • Boreal

      I can’t wait for Ted’s reply.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Dammed that bitch!!
      No one hates Kelly Ann more than I do,but dammed Sarah is taking up the lead.

  • JWC

    ah the family that fights together stays together…suck it up Freud

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t

    I’m in SE Mass and am going grocery shopping today. there seems to be increasing confidence in a yuge storm Thursday.

    https://twitter.com/Eweather13/status/948239531911929857

    • PickyPecker
    • KCMC
    • Ninja0980

      Be safe!

    • Joe in PA

      First, that looks eerily like Pepe, but secondly did you participate in the L Street Brownies thing this year candidate Handwich?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        LOL – it does look like it !

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Make you you have your wiper fluid issue corrected.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Anti-freeze in the bidet. Problem solved.

    • Joe in PA

      So that’s what you look like. Hmmm.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2fHuw1J0Xk

    • John Davis

      OH YUMMY !! I’m 50 miles northwest of you in Boston burbs. We sure love winter, don’t we? And it’s only January’s first week !

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Oh, goody! Is Thursday night supposed to be the height? ‘Cause that’s when I’m gonna be holed up at the borg!!!

      • Joe in PA

        I read that as “holed up at the bong. 🙂 Where is my mind?

        • KCMC

          Xtra foreplay with cold parts. JS.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Where I wish mine was.

          But I don’t envy the small army of coders, etc. who have far bigger jobs to complete by 5:30AM than I do and are having their schedules turned around on a moment’s notice.

    • BearEyes

      we’re expecting 3-6 in CT with lots of wind out of this.

      • clay

        “3-6 in CT”
        so, a “straight” storm?

        • BearEyes

          LOL!

    • greenmanTN

      Take care, sweetums.

    • ChrisMorley

      That seems to be whipped away eastwards across the Atlantic by the Jet Stream and flung at Britain. http://www.stormsurfing.com/cgi/display_alt.cgi?a=natla_250

  • Boreal
    • Oscarlating Wildely

      I know whores. I work with whores. Whores are friends of mine. Palin’s daughter is no whore. She’s a white trash uber-skank. Totally different.

    • Todd20036

      Fake news! Her daughter is a slut. She doesn’t charge!

      • Lumpy Gaga

        I wanna know how you know that….

        • netxtown

          there is no loose change on her night stand…?

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        And clumsy. She keeps falling on guys’ dicks.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Really?

      • The_Wretched

        Maybe not a whore but made a living (still does?) preaching abstinance only sex-ed while managing to have two pregnancies out of wedlock. I’m a-ok with that generally but it does serve to undercut her message.

        • gaycuckhubby

          Hypocrite and disengenious are more apt.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Whore who teaches her young child words like “faggot”.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Palin defense league?

        Really?

        • gaycuckhubby

          Lots of voters see themselves in her family. Far from perfect.
          Makes even people who oppose her vehemantly (like me) defend her

          I think it does us no good to attack her family when there are plenty of real reasons to.

          • Lizard

            I see where you’re coming from, but Bristol is worth calling out in her own right. She’s everything wrong with the Republican “Just don’t have premarital sex” purity mindset. It doesn’t work and it’s hypocritical to boot.

          • gaycuckhubby

            I agree.

  • Oscarlating Wildely
  • KCMC

    Year of breakthrough…as in broken noses, etc?

  • Scout

    Of course she is sucking up by using the thumbs up sign. I am so tired of seeing the ridiculous thumbs up in photos. Such an insult to the US and so representative of mindlessness.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      I think in some countries it means “fuck me up the ass.” I know, her and Ladybird’s wishful thinking.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Lol. Ok, Palin is awful on many things. But a thumbs up sign is insulting???

      • Scout

        I have started to hate it since Trump uses it in every photo as his “go to”. It is insulting because everything IS NOT all right. We are not that stupid. The thumbs up is Trump’s propaganda sign, and they are lying to us. It also looks ridiculous to see in every photo.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL drinking & posting is never a good idea.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Not to be picky, but I will . . . isn’t she more appropriately a half term governor? One term governor sounds like she accomplished something.

    • John Davis

      Half-term, half-baked, half-brained. All would fit.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Quitter Palin.

    • JaniceInToronto

      I’m kind of partial to “partial term” governor.

      • Lars Littlefield

        You may have convinced me, too.

      • greenmanTN

        A partial birth abortion, one might say.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        2nd trimester.

    • greenmanTN

      Remember when she was named McCain’s VP and the entire family went on a shopping spree paid for on the GOP’s dime? Good times.

  • John Davis

    WAIT ! Did I miss something over the holidays? Was there news about the Sarah Palin Klan that I didn’t read about? You say her SON beat up her HUSBAND? I hope he’s in prison now for a long long time. Maybe the half-term governor can join him there for a visit next Christmas. Which is worse Duck Dynasty’s family or the half-term governor’s? Or maybe it’s the Duggers. I really DON’T want to know.

    • KCMC

      Nightmare Before Xmas.

  • Ninja0980

    Wasn’t she a half term governor?

    • Uncle Mark

      Half-wit governor

  • Lumpy Gaga

    On Sperm Palin, I see a seatbelt, sunglasses, bruises, and… a sling?

    • clay

      the bib of his snow pants– note the zipper up the middle.

  • Sporkfighter

    Too bad they had to leave Trout back home.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Shhhhh….they don’t talk about Trout, the one that got away!

      • Boreal
        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          LOL , no doubt that IS really rare!

        • Lumpy Gaga

          The gay one?

          I guess if we are everywhere, that includes the Palin household.

        • Joseph Miceli

          You know….I see the resemblance to Sarah, mostly around the mouth.

  • mikeinftl

    Where’s Track in the photo or did he get off Track?

  • Joseph Miceli

    I see that the ex-governor’s family is making good use of her remaining dental benefits and has managed to delay the onset of meth-mouth. Alas, it can only be delayed for just so long…..

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Oral kegel exercises using tailpipes found around the house!
      Next!

  • Joseph Miceli

    One wonders, as they drive into the wilderness, do they have dinner strapped to the roof of the car?

    • Mikey

      probably unconscious in the trunk.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Not enough room, what with the dead hitch hikers.

        Corpses starting to stench before you get to the landfill will be the only thing that wakes this type up to global warming.

        • Mikey

          landfill?
          none of this is going to waste.. mama bear gonna make her famous hitchhiker pot pie (better when the hitch hikers were actually using pot)
          and she can let her young’uns play with the bones like chew toys after.

    • Uncle Mark

      I’m hoping they have the best Donner Party ever

      • Joseph Miceli

        LOL, ….”Donner, party of four, now seating Donner, party of fou…oh….ahem! …Donner, party of three, Donner, party of three….”

    • Lumpy Gaga

      In the back seat with Mom.

      • Joseph Miceli

        That would make a GREAT indie film!

  • anne marie in philly

    uh, does ANYONE really care about this bitch and her hillbilly family? didn’t think so. STFU, bitch!

  • Jerry Kott

    The New Normal?

  • MBear

    Trash

  • gaycuckhubby

    FWIW… Addiction is a son of a bitch that affects a lot of families. I don’t have a problem with her showing a family photo on social media.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      if he just nodded out peacefully in a corner, that’d be one thing, but Tracky don’t play that.

      • gaycuckhubby

        And a lot of good families deal with violence from addicted relatives.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          But this isn’t a good family.

          • gaycuckhubby

            Ok

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Also, too, he doesn’t contain his violence to family members.

    • trouble94114

      As much as I’d like to play “Pile on the Palin’s”, and while I seriously doubt that Todd and Sarah were model parents, GCH is right, dealing with an addicted family member is something that traumatizes any family. While I abohr the fact that the Palins tried to posit themselves as a model family (Roy Moore, are you listening?), I still have a bit of difficulty finding humor in the current situation.

  • ceeenbee

    Nothing says family harmony more than a bruised face and a thumbs up.

  • JT

    Because nothing says “family values” like a bruise from a loved one.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      While escaping to the remote cabin so as to not get shot on New Years’ Eve.

  • kareemachan

    Wow, she must be proud of the way her family has turned out….

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Did the Christmas cards this year have Track’s face cut out of the photo like in “Mommie Dearest”?

  • gaycuckhubby

    OT… what ever happened to Andrew Sullivans obsession that Palins youngest child wasn’t hers? He went full on Mensch with that.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I think it’s over there next to the strawman.

  • kevin000

    It looks like Todd has his arm in a sling also. Which explains why Piper is driving.

    • Scout

      Good catch.

    • KCMC

      Does someone need to contact the DILF Rescue Squad for Todd?
      I fear for his safety.

    • Uncle Mark

      Todd’s used to being in a sling

    • clay

      (zipper down the middle– snow-bib-overalls)

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    “May 2018 be a year of breaking and entering breakthrough…”

    • Scout

      you’re bad . . . 😉

  • Uncle Mark

    They left out the photo of Track strapped to the roof of the car

  • greenmanTN

    Ironically, Trig is the smartest person in that car.

    • Xaca

      The least-dangerous, at least.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Wait until they give him his first gun.

    • clay

      Is it a car? Did someone do a horizontal flip on the image?
      Piper doesn’t look like she’s in the driver’s seat, maybe the second row? Are they being chauffeured out to the trail-head? Who’s that way in the back? Grandmama?

  • AdamTh

    Correction to the NYDN story – Ms Palin is a partial-term governor, not a one-term.

    • Xaca

      You mean she didn’t carry her governorship to term?

      • alguien

        bailed out halfway through

      • AdamTh

        Yes, I believe it is correct to say she aborted for the Faux money….

  • Snownova

    Such a wholesome Christian family. Pay no attention to the multiple bastard grandchildren or the abusive son behind the curtain.

  • Xaca

    Sarah and Todd Palin: RINOs.

    No real self-respecting, concealed-license carrying, gun-totin’ Republican parent would let an adult son smart off like that, physically attack, and walk away without a hot-lead souvenir. They are failures both as parents AND as Republicans.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      The whole clan is probably on probation for something or other.

      • Xaca

        You meant ‘klan’ right?

        • Lumpy Gaga

          We have a self appointed Palin Defender with us today.

          I was not gonna go there.

  • Dubito et cogitare

    One term? Wasn’t it like half a term?

    • JAKvirginia

      Didn’t go full term. Aborted. Bad gurl.

  • JAKvirginia

    G. O. A. W. A. Y. A. N. D. S. T. F. U.

  • Puck

    Daddy got an ass whooping!

  • Tempus Fuggit

    her daughter Piper and son Trig

    …and son Doke and daughter Spew and son Blorf and daughter Flak and son Poo and daughter Jigger and son Verm and daughter Envelope (it’s “en-VEL-uh-pee”!) and son Stenk and…

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Alaskan snowbillies. smh

  • Tor

    “Pain medication.” Riiiiiight.

  • ETownCanuck
  • geoffalnutt

    It’s Tundra Trash!!!!

    • Ben in Oakland

      I usually refer to her as that Feral Snow Barbie. But tundra trash works.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • David

      Palin Family Xmas.

  • David

    It’s a proven fact that wingnut conservitives have the most dysfunctional personal lives and all around most FUCKED UP families on the planet.

  • Henry Auvil

    I guess Bristol couldn’t join the folks for the blessed event. She was busy. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9b6f6cf24464fde5e78fb73297462f08d1524fac5d04373bfa1f8d657fe7ab8a.jpg

  • David

    Sarah Palin: Patron Saint of crack-whores.

    • Treant

      No way. Crack whores can do better than Sarah.

  • FelineMama

    Family of crazy, this. I used to think Todd was the “normal” one, but looking at this pic. All smiles with the bruises. Wonder how much of this was going on all along. Imagine the daily news with these ones in the WH.

    • Scott MB

      Yeah I am sure this isn’t the first incident, I am sure it goes back many many years.

  • JCF

    But remember, WE are the ones who have (scare quote) “marriages” and “families”.

    Palins,

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ee585cd621b10852b9eb95711621d1c7d25780da7f858fa755c71ad3393e81ed.jpg

  • Andymac3

    Sarah hypocritical Palin, in her own words, good times!

    “This election is more than just your basic ABCs, anybody but Clinton. It’s more than that this go-around. When we’re talking about a nation without borders. When we’re talking about bankruptcies in our federal government. Debt that our children and our grandchildren, they’ll never be able to pay off. When we’re talking about no more Reaganesque power that comes from strength. Power through strength. Well, then, we’re talking about our very existence, so no, we’re not going to chill. In fact it’s time to drill, baby, drill down, and hold these folks accountable. And we need to stop the self-sabotage and elect new, and independent, a candidate who represents that and represents America first, finally. Pro-Constitution, common-sense solutions, that he brings to the table. Yes the status quo has got to go. Otherwise we’re just going to get more of the same, and with their failed agenda, it can’t be salvaged. It must be savaged. And Donald Trump is the right one to do that.

  • TheManicMechanic

    If they keep multiplying who knows what a crazy batch of names will result? Track, Trig, Tractor, Piper, Pepper, Popper, Pooper, Skoal, Browning, Colt, Budweiser…

  • Susan Szbornak

    Todd is so cute, *squeal!* I was heartbroken to think that his face might be hurt, it’s his moneymaker!!!