Roy Moore’s Jewish Lawyer Voted For Doug Jones (And Had Been Hired Due To Caleb Moore’s Drug Charges)

LOLinfinityLOL.

The Washington Examiner reports:

The Jewish attorney who Roy Moore’s wife touted employing in an attempt to fight off claims of anti-Semitism is actually a longtime friend and supporter of Senator-elect Doug Jones, who defeated Moore last month.

Richard Jaffe is an Alabama defense attorney hired by the Moores to defend their son, Caleb Moore, against drug charges in 2016.

Jaffe told the Washington Examiner he has been close personal friends with Doug Jones for more than 30 years and he both contributed to, and raised money for, his campaign.

Jaffe will be at Jones’ side when he is sworn in tomorrow.

  • Oscarlating Wildely
    • Chucktech

      Dead. Dead as the nails they nailed Him up with.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        “So, Jesus walks into a hotel lobby with three nails and says ‘Can you put me up for the night?'”

        Here till Tuesday. Don’t try the veal, it’s nasty.

  • netxtown

    I swear. Dem jews will get cha. Ol Roy didn’t even see it a comin….

  • David

    It is a proven fact that Wingnuts are the most dysfunctional people on the planet, with the world’s most fucked up families.

    • netxtown

      when you constantly fail at living up to some holier-than-thou mystic bobblehead…what’s left?

      • perversatile

        You are obviously unfamiliar with the “Get Out of Hell Free Card”
        AKA Death bed repentance and confession to gain instant entrée
        into God’s Green Pastures Family Stay Land™.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Karmas a bitch, Roy.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Nice to know all that FML grift money is going where it can do good.

  • Bambino

    Amazing how the master race can’t rely on their own when shit goes down.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Is it legal for Jews to vote now?”

    — Roy to his legal team

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      “But how can they? Ballots aren’t printed in Hebrew, this is America!”

      –Roy’s response to his legal team.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Bernie Bernstein could not be reached for comment.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Oy vey, y’all!”

    • Bambino

      He’s feeling a bit verklempt. Talk among yourselves.

    • Luddite

      LOL. i love you Pollos

    • Roberta Lindgren

      😂😂😂

    • Kruhn

      That sounds like that Family Guy episode “When You Wish Upon a Weinstein” when Peter sang the song I Need a Jew.

  • netxtown

    OT: I have this stupid spot and while I know it is somewhat silly….i find great joy in hearing my ol dog chomping on a bone from the xmas rib roast. He’s in heaven gnawing and tearing to get the meat off of it – and hearing his chomping is pure happiness.

    • whollyfool

      <3

    • William

      Give goats some stale tortilla chips. It’s insanely funny listening to them crunching.

      • Amanda B. Rekendwith

        It’s all fun & games until they start demanding salsa.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I love that sound. You know he’s happy, and you know what he’s up to without having to look.

    • Prost Seattle

      Make certain it isn’t your Italian loafers.
      #SpeaksFromExperience

      • netxtown

        My only ‘issue’ with this dog is that he absolutely will not walk on a leash. No way, No how. I have to actually carry his 65 pound ass in to the vet. But, other than that – he is 100% a perfect pup. No chewing. No incessant barking at shadows. He’s gentle, almost polite. He is free spirited, yet knows when to snuggle up and snooze. And there isn’t a possum in Texas who lived crossing his property. I got a good one for sure, a love him to pieces. 🙂

  • Natty Enquirer
  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Oh, and for the record, my guess is Carson, you know, Jones’ hot gay son, will also be by his side, next to his lawyer, who is of course, “a Jew.”

    http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/carson-jones-pics-doug-son-gym-selfie__oPt.jpg

    • pardon me while i have impure thoughts.
      a lot of them.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Come, sit by me, we can share.

        • i love sharing.
          we shared the other ni…
          nevermind.

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            Oh yes, I remember it well.

            I mean, obviously, IF it happened but… seeing as.. well…

      • Todd20036

        So long as they are purely impure thoughts, it’s all good.

        • they are as dark and impure as Moore himself.

    • JCF

      [Sportsball disclaimer]

      See re Carson’s hat (his alma mater): do you think Doug’s going to have some mixed feelings re the upcoming National Championship game? [‘Bama vs Georgia. FTR, I think he’ll say he’s for Alabama, but maybe secretly be for Georgia!]

      • he’s wearing a hat?

        • JCF

          [Maybe I should have said “Dyke Disclaimer”! }-/ ]

          Yes. Yes he is.

    • safari
      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Oh hon, that’s not a smile. That’s a “come hither and let me lay you down on these rocks behind me, and then, as the sun sets on those great peaks in the distance, I’m going to….”

        Oh shit, was I talking out loud?

      • Sam_Handwich

        i think he’s growling 😀

      • Henry Auvil

        Meanwhile, “Roy Moore’s son was charged with third-degree criminal trespassing on Monday, his ninth arrest.” Fambly values.

        • kaydenpat

          Dang. He’s a mess.

          • Henry Auvil

            “Dang” is my favorite epithet.

      • Prost Seattle

        Nice looking, but couldn’t his Papa afford orthodontia?

    • Sam_Handwich

      hi sweetheart

      • safari

        He’s a zookeeper, I imbibed.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Um, does he have a fan club yet? If not, it should be started. Assuming he’ll show up for the parties. On a beach. At sunset. Clothes optional.

    • Richard B

      Carson is so easy on the eyes:-)

    • ted-

      They voted right in AL 🙂

    • Ninja0980

      Let’s see some shirtless photos of him!

    • Henry Auvil

      Warren Jones has been at the top of my monkey-spanking list since I discovered his Instagram last week. Woof with a bullet.

      • prixator

        Does Carson have a cute brother??

    • Henry Auvil

      And on top of being cute as fuck, he’s a ZOOKEEPER in Denver!

    • Helen Damnation™

      I came back, for another drooling peek.

  • Bambino

    Wonder what PedoMoore will do during the sworn in. Hanging out at the local mall seems to be out of the question. There will be plenty of television screens at the Best Buy to keep his wimpy dick limp.

  • safari

    Please. Take a moment. Watch what was said and how it was said. It is quite amazingly terrible.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot3Orz8KeLo

    • Lumpy Gaga

      That look on her face when she thinks she’s achieved GOTCHA.

    • Chucktech

      wun uv are atternees is a jyooow

      Suck it, you slatternly whore.

      • safari

        slatternly
        slatternly
        slatternly
        I have such a word boner right now.

        • perversatile

          We would have also accepted:
          Squalid
          Sullied
          Slovenly

          ♫Diminished, demented and d’slovenly♪♪

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      “So, I have a best friend, he’s a Black, so I can say……”

      Loser.

    • GanymedeRenard

      It’s kinda when the Orange Turd said, “There’s my black person over there!”, or something of the sort. Ugh!

      • whollyfool

        Credit where credit is due…. He said “my African American” lol,

        He does not get it.

        • GanymedeRenard

          That’s it! Thanks!

        • Prost Seattle

          He didn’t say ‘That’s my house ni—-, er African AmericanCowboy fixated Milwaukee Cray Cray?’

          Sorry, my bad.

        • Todd20036

          *shrugs*

          I’ve said similar.

          But with the “n” word.

          In a bedroom.

          Poppers were involved.

          SO was consent, actually.

      • JCF

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eecbf34671478ebb8e22d18cc27800736a0b90a8dc106589a9dd7f51dd0381c7.jpg

        This was actually on the tarmac in my burg, Sacramento International Airport. The first (and last) time he was in California during the campaign!

    • JohnJay
    • Natty Enquirer

      You mean using “fellowship” as a verb? (shudders)

    • zhera
  • bkmn

    I hope he gives Roy a finger when the pictures are snapped.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    [Breathes]

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…!!

  • Gustav2

    tee hee.

  • Nowhereman

    “Laugh laugh, I thought I’d die. It seemed so funny to me.”

  • Paula

    חה חה חה חה חה חה

  • clay

    If they claimed he was “their” lawyer, but their son is legally an adult, doesn’t that raise a question of who’s interests the lawyer was representing?

    • Jerry Kott

      It may be safe to say that the person’s signature that is on the payment check is who they are working for. Either way, their reality is a giant illusion.

      • clay

        It seems to be two different things– to say they paid their offspring’s legal expenses, versus, he’s their lawyer.

        • Jerry Kott

          We should never expect any forthrightness from these bottom feeders. Deception is an Art Form to these grifters.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i’ve been known to hobnob with kosher dills

    • PickyPecker

      Can you comment on the rumors regarding the gherkins?

    • clay

      hobbing on their knob? what?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Yeah, but, you know… ham.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Plus, I’m looking at that decoration on top, and wondering if the sell-by date on the bottom is 100% reliable.

    • Treant

      Who hasn’t? Those kosher dills tend to be furry little man-beasts.

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Jim Maloney

    I’m thinking this same scenario rarely, if ever, happens on the Republican side.

  • JT
  • Lazycrockett
    • TuuxKabin

      The Grecian formula didn’t take.

      • Treant

        His toyboy likes a little gray at the sides. It reminds him of who’s the master.

    • clay

      No morning McMuffins for Mittens!
      You must be at least baby boom height to ride this ride.

    • Treant

      BWAHAHAHA! It only took him 2 hours and 30 minutes to move all the way across the country, dog atop the car and all!

    • Bambino

      The dog has been removed from the car on both pics?

    • Bambino

      The pic on the left he was holding a binder of women?

      • another_steve

        Close.

        Actually, in the pic on the left he was holding his just-washed Mormon Magic Underwear.

    • JohnJay

      For those who didn’t enlarge the tweet and view the images, the left says for location MASSACHUSETTS, the right one says (you can see) Holladay, UT.

    • Leo

      ‘Carpetbagger’ will be the best line of attack to make the most inroads from whoever (if anyone) runs against him, but the Mormons want influence and won’t care. Point blank.

    • Bambino
      • Todd20036

        What’s wrong with riding up top?

      • chrisinphx

        I had one on my car

    • JCF

      LOL

    • R W C

      I wonder how long the niece will keep her Party job?

  • Professor Barnhardt

    I can’t remember the name of that genealogy show on PBS, but there was an episode with both Larry David and Bernie Sanders. Larry Sanders had an ancestor who was a shopkeeper in Mobile. The ancestor was also in the Confederate Army and a slaveowner.

    As for Caleb, if he weren’t so stupid….

  • Jmdintpa

    Well that right there proves voter fraud. Jewish deep state lawyers bussed in to vote illegally.

  • netxtown

    OT: Paris Hilton is engaged to Chris Zylka. Hopefully he will bang some sense into her head….

    • Treant

      Chris: “Paris, I’d love to fuck your brains out, but clearly an entire legion beat me to it.”

      • netxtown

        She did not like having to send out all those Thank You’s to the rank and file…but she did appreciate their effort…..

    • Reality.Bites

      It gives so many boys hope to know that even ones who look like this can get a girl.

      http://frostsnow.com/uploads/biography/2016/12/14/chris-zylka.jpg

      • safari

        He’s got perfectly dead model eyes. He could be a romantic at heart or kill her in her sleep. It’s a perfect match.

        • Reality.Bites

          It’s all fun and games till the pretty boy breaks a nail.

          • architect_tim

            go ask Liza how this is going to work out.

        • trouble94114

          perhaps “and” instead of “or”

      • kanehau

        Wait… Where’s the “see more” link?

    • HZ81

      Too bad. his scenes in Kaboom! were porntastic—to me, anyway. I

  • Ninja0980

    I love irony don’t you?

  • Henry Auvil
  • another_steve

    There are “Jaffe’s” in my Jewish family line. He’s probably a distant cousin of mine.

    Now isn’t that special?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c4d601c7cb665ded031bc0bbb4ab9bbaf80dfb22ea1f08cbdb0e97ef6487615.jpg

  • Reality.Bites

    OT: I think there’s probably only about a pound and a half of dog here.

    https://78.media.tumblr.com/96abdfc840418b2959d948e848e4e089/tumblr_op6qytqpdS1uvv5gho1_540.jpg

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Frank’s 10 lbs. of runt and 110 lbs. of cock.”

      — Ava Gardner re: Frank Sinatra

    • Friday’s_cat

      Malamute pup?

  • Cuberly Deux

    Or, as Kayla would refer to him, their” Jew” lawyer.

  • ColdCountry

    HEEHEEHEE!

  • Harveyrabbit
  • 2patricius2

    Roy Moore. Just another corrupt, sleazy, lying Repub.

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    Richard Jaffe was a bit too busy to give us the news as a Christmas present. We’ll take it now. Thank you!

    https://vimeo.com/97189077

  • kareemachan

    He has the slopy-est shoulders ever. Ew.

    • Jerry Kott

      And I recall he visit a gym regularly ? I am not getting it

      • MBear

        Probably skips back day…?

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Gravity and evil hate will fuck a man up.

  • boatboy_srq

    Not even Moore’s retained professionals supported him. Hoocoodanode.

  • boobert

    jaffe needs to grow a spine and walk away !

    • Reality.Bites

      He represented Moore’s son on a criminal matter. It’s pretty much a given that a defence lawyer is not going to respect or enjoy the company of most of their clients, but everyone is entitled to a lawyer, and goodness knows there aren’t any competent ones who actually ARE friends with Moore.

  • kaydenpat

    Sweet!!

  • John Ruff

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • leastyebejudged

    It’s funny, until you realize that media is so slanted and biased now, and people are so willfully fucking stupid, that the people who NEED to hear this will never know about it.

  • SDG

    I wonder why this did not come up before the election?

  • Lazerbyte

    Hey Mrs. Moore feeling a bit narish are we? Shalom Ya’l