Pirate Cosplay Fan Predicts More Trump Crazy In 2018

“The ambitious agenda of President Trump that helped fuel his election over a year ago will continue. You saw how strong December was. I think in Washington the tradition is not to work very hard in August or December. This president has reversed that, and with the help of the Congress passed some very meaningful legislation late in the game.” – Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway, appearing on Fox News this morning.

  • netxtown

    Finally – something more twisted than my sunday panties. Kelly Ann wins with a texas titty twister…

  • “I think in Washington the tradition is not to work very hard in August or December.”

    Oh, the irony.

  • PickyPecker
  • JT
    • Uncle Mark

      I always thought of her as one of the flying monkeys

    • greenmanTN

      Not even a house wants to land on her.

    • Juvela Bumblebee

      Well done!

  • skyweaver

    I see Joe’s new year’s resolution is to write more hilarious blog post headlines than he even did before

  • lymis

    Kellyanne is still alive?

    Who knew?

    • Butch

      Looking at those photos I’d say no.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Seems she only appears on trump TV.

    • fuow

      First, define ‘alive’.

  • Ray Page

    Yep, 5 straight days of golfing is working pretty hard… at cheating at golfing.

    • clay

      (7)

  • Jonathan Smith
  • lymis

    “The ambitious agenda of President Trump that helped fuel his election over a year ago will continue.”

    So, official confirmation that the Russians intend to interfere in the midterms?

  • Joe in PA

    Not that I would stoop so low as to dish on her outfit…but I will. Hey Kellyann…Jerry wants his shirt back, k?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ee7ff07059182841be429b96eef90b6feb996cdafaa6cfe10a9c86f31999a1c8.png

    • Uncle Mark

      I know David Cassidy from the Partridge Family died last year, but did she have to steal his clothes?

      • fuow

        She killed him for his clothes?

        • Uncle Mark

          She was desperate to get a new ensemble. Apparently, she was knocked unconscious by a big bag of walnuts due to alleged confusion her old outfit caused. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/66a7083140ebd5ab7072a226a05ee0334815d1c57979bed741fb40aa11ad9eca.jpg

          • AmeriCanadian

            At least we can safely state that there is no collusion between Conway and Sanders.

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            Kelly Anne: Previously on a mission to bringing back FAO Schwartz greeters AND now, her attempt at the latest in Goth Pirate haute couture.

    • Judas Peckerwood

      “But I don’t want to be a pirate!”

  • AmeriCanadian

    She looks more vampire than pirate, to me at least.

    • -M-

      Darian community dinner theatre production of The Vampire Lestat.

  • Joe in PA

    I love the chyron:

    KELLYANNE CONWAY: COUNSELOR TO PRESIDENT TRUMP.

    Counsel this KA.

  • Slippy_World
    • AmeriCanadian

      Who was stuffed better?

    • pj

      money=taste

      • Scott MB

        Money does in no eay equal taste. In fact money usually makes ones taste sour.

      • JCF

        I think you meant “money =/= taste”.

    • Tawreos

      Did she lose a bet and was forced to wear that out in public?

      • AmeriCanadian

        Many years ago I had a woman chasing me very aggressively. My friends all told me to “ugly up”. I suspect she’s been given similar advice.

      • Eddie Besketti

        she willing wears it as it’s so damn ugly that it keeps trumps hands away from her.

    • another_steve

      Melania suffers from a rare disorder.

      Its Latin name is Absentia Gay Male Dresser.

    • Dazzer

      She’s got a uni-boob.

      That’s a very bad bra she’s wearing.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Or the silicone is shifting.

      • zhera

        No, it’s the dress. ‘fabric’ is too stiff.

    • Dayglo

      The result of having “Mr. Lindsey” as your personal stylist.

    • Rex

      The Disney animatronic First Lady looks somewhat lifelike.

    • Todd20036

      funny, I didn’t see much happen in December except a tax bill got rammed through

      • Steve Smith

        And 7 days of golfing. Or more.

    • Steve Smith

      Bacofoil. She got mistaken for the turkey.

    • WNY
    • Ander

      That’s her tribute to Eleanor Roosevelt.

    • killreligion

      I know it’s shallow but seriously she is not stylish. Everyday s she’s a model and only wears haute couture blah blah bus she doesn’t look good. She wears pants up to her nipples (I know, I see it on the runways too), big belts that don’t match, oddly cut jackets, skin colored shoes with blue jeans-and this!

      It’s as if she has no taste and just wears the label. Could the designers be messing with her ?

  • Chucktech

    Aww, look… Donnie managed to take a big, healthy shit in December. Good boy, Donnie…

  • clay

    Scarlet velvet, pale make-up, all she’s missing is a sprig on mistletoe on a hoop above her head, and she’d be the stereotype of the person who gave the entire team herpes at the office “it’s okay to say Christmas, now” party.

    • pj

      one more wear out of her christmas eve outfit.

    • JT

      In her case it would be herpeepees.

  • pj

    looks like 2018 will be a lot like 2017.

  • fuow

    Well, let’s see. Over 50 horrible ultra-far-right-christer-gay-bashing lifetime appointees to the federal bench.
    Gorsuch to the Supremes.
    Individual mandate dead, CHIP on the ropes. Pending war with Iran and North Korea.
    Puerto Rico in ruins.
    Yeah, but her emails! Her lack of purity in 1927! Totally couldn’t vote for her, no sir!

  • Tawreos

    A strong president would have had the legislation in the works from early on and not have to wait until the last damn minute when people are so distracted by the holidays to get their bullshit legislation passed

    • Chucktech

      This tax bill had absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump. This was a response to death threats from Republican donors. They demanded this get done in 2017. That’s all this was. Donnie can crow all he wants, but Republican traitors in Congress know that that’s the long and short of it.

      And of course Donnie would sign it.

  • Uncle Mark

    OH, HOLY HELL !! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!! I WILL PAY $1,000,000 FOR ANYONE TO GET THIS FUGLY THING THE HELL OFF MY SCREEN !!!!

    • Uncle Mark

      Never mind…I just cleaned my screen with lighter fluid and a match

      • djcoastermark

        Try putting it in the fireplace. Not only will it help keep you warm, the colors it produces in the flames are quite pretty. ( just make sure you have the screen in place) ;-0

  • sfjohn

    it crawled back out from under it’s rock, huh?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    She wearing ?! Was she slutting for Santa ?

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
  • safari

    KA: “You know that thing that Kate McKinnon did on SNL?”
    “Which one?”
    KA: “The one with the clown.”
    “I’m afraid to follow up.”
    KA: “Make me look like that but nutz.”
    *sigh*

  • No More GOP.

    Eventually, karma is going to come calling for this horrible woman. I hope to at least read about it, if I can’t witness its full, glorious splendor for myself.

  • Uncle Mark

    It seems like WEEKS since we’ve seen Kellyanne. Did someone say her name 3 times or let her out of her Petri dish?

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Uncle Mark

      Gettin’ down with her bad self

  • Ninja0980

    It’s the Mercers favorite whore!

  • TexasBoy

    Is that Peg Bundy’s Mom?

    • djcoastermark

      great grandma.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Jonathan Smith
  • Jonathan Smith
    • djcoastermark

      I dunno, looks pretty dried up to me.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Uncle Mark

      Pennywise seems like someone you could have a drink with versus Kellyanne, who would be the reason you started drinking in the first place.

  • Dot Beech

    I wonder how much she gets paid to rim Trump’s rump all day, every day.

  • He signed ONE piece of major legislation in a year. Kinda like having one home run in an entire season and saying you had a great season…

    • KnownDonorDad

      And it literally had edits scribbled in the margins. That’s gonna work out GREAT.

    • BearEyes

      But
      But
      Executive orders and signing ceremonies

  • Michael R
    • -M-

      And KellyAnne set forth with a new sense of purpose and direction.

  • Bambino

    Someone got an embalmer as her make up artist in 2018.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Risen out of the coffin minutes before airtime.

    • D. Gray

      I was thinking the same thing!
      I bet he’s gay; clearly he has more talent then the previous embalmers.

      • Bambino

        Gotta start somewhere. His next challenge will be Ann Coulter.

  • Charlotte Spak

    And she paid what? $20.000 for this clown suit to go with the clown turd that she married? 🤡

  • Xaca

    That is a lovely shade of grey. Just not on teeth.

  • JWC

    Kelly Ann Donny worked hard in Dec How many of those days were on a golf course

  • EqualityForAll

    She must be on an airplane – it looks like she stowed those bags of hers in an overhead compartment.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • JaniceInToronto

    Oh no. Not this twat again…

  • Benjamin Ruth

    As an actual Pirate cosplay enthusiast, i take offense to this comparison. Kellyanne WISHES she could look this good.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cca98d0a70a2b894cfe2e08582323d75bdc387fbc72d13d3aff839b1eafd3bef.jpg

  • kareemachan

    Golfing? How is that gonna help the nation?

    • Ben in Oakland

      it keeps him out of the office.

  • Stogiebear

    “The ambitious agenda of President Drumpf that helped fuel his election over a year ago will continue.”

    She’s the new Nostradamnus. (It was either that or Nostrafuckus.)

    • GanymedeRenard

      That might be the case. But a Cassandra she’s not.

  • Barry William Teske

    Wow.
    Kellyanne looks so very, very old and tired.
    Very common amongst people who profit from HATE and treachory.
    #45 can’t be far behind.

  • Girlgoon

    Oh those pirate cosplayers are so colorful and entertaining so glad there is no one actually like this employed by our government, what an embarrassment that would be.

  • JCF