Michele Bachmann Wants To Know If God Is “Calling” Her To Run For Al Franken’s Senate Seat [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

Former Minnesota congresswoman and current “pastor to the United Nations” Michele Bachmann joined End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker for a series of television programs that aired last week, during which she revealed that she is currently considering making a run for the U.S. Senate seat that is set to be vacated by Al Franken.

“I trust in a big God,” Bachmann said, asserting that she “was supposed to run for president” in 2012 in order to make the the repeal of Obamacare the central issue of the Republican platform. “I feel like I was wildly successful … I didn’t win, but I moved the debate. So I didn’t shed a tear when I left the contest because I felt like, you know, I fulfilled the calling that God gave me. So the question is am I being called to do this now?”

  • WNY

    God wants you to fuck off, Michele

    • Gregory B

      God’s not the only one, WNY… 😉

  • No More GOP.

    Why won’t this evil bitch just fade away?

  • Paula

    Oh for fuck sakes! I was hoping this entity had crawled back into its hell.

    • Bob Conti

      I guess she discovered living with Miss. Marcus full-time wasn’t all that… fulfilling..

  • WiMountainBear

    Marcus is being called to be Snow Queen of the North… Mother of Drag Ons…

  • Robert Adams

    I just talked to God. She doesn’t like you, Michele. So, NO!

  • Sashineb
    • Slippy_World
      • greenmanTN

        Does he think it has a foreskin to tug on?


        He’s been repeatedly warned to knock it off with the teeth.

        • Snarky

          Almost spewed my coffee. Thanks!

      • Uncle Mark

        “She told me to stop swallowing it in one gulp, because it made me look gay.” “Do I look straight eating it this way?”

      • Harveyrabbit

        He’s thinking of starting a new career as a traditional moyle.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          ObAlFranken: “He only took tips.”

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci
    • PickyPecker
      • greenmanTN

        I’m hoping to go to that big henhouse in the sky!

        • AmeriCanadian

          Why? To get laid?

          • Ragnar Lothbrok


          • Stogiebear

            The yolks, they just keep dropping.

          • greenmanTN

            Ba doom chhhh! 😁

        • Uncle Mark

          Only if you’re good; otherwise you end up in a bucket of Extra Crispy

      • ted-

        LOL, wtf is that?!

      • nocadrummer

        That’s an amazingly large cock!

  • Rex

    You’ve actually been called to make sense, but no, you wouldn’t take that call.

  • Ander

    In point of fact, I was chattin’ with God Just this morning; She says yer full of it, Michele.

  • greenmanTN

    That’s just one of the many voices in your head, Sybil.

    • greenmanTN

      OT, but after I closed my used bookstore I went to work at a gay bookstore and cafe. The owner/manager was a short bodybuilder if that tells you anything. His moods were very changeable. I had enough money I wasn’t working paycheck to paycheck so one day when he went off on one of his tirades I said, “Listen, Sybil, could you send out one of the other personalities, because no one likes this one.”

      Needless to say, it wasn’t long before I found a new job.

      • The_Wretched

        Most body builders are short. Average is 5’8 while the gen pop is closer to 5’10.

        • greenmanTN

          He was kind of hot until he opened his mouth.

          • greenmanTN

            For Christmas we had ruby slipper tree ornaments. A LOUD and obnoxious queen asked me if I would give him a volume discount for buying a dozen. I said “You aren’t quite loud enough to get the volume discount.” (His friends laughed but he went ballistic so I gave him 10% off.)

            I later learned to keep my mouth shut. Eh, he had gold nugget jewelry so he deserved everything he got.

  • crewman

    Question to Michelle: A con-artist would claim that God wants them to run for office so they could manipulate gullible people into supporting them. What evidence do you offer that lets us differentiate you from a con-artist?

  • Slippy_World
    • Uncle Mark

      “Ewwww…women !!” “I HATE being the meat in this sandwich.”

    • JDS

      Calling him down to the local Gloryhole.

  • netxtown

    he’s calling her to run alright….right off a cliff or a bridge….or anything higher than her fake halo.

  • Ninja0980

    I spoke to God this morning and he told me he would like you to shut the fuck up and go away.

    • kaydenpat

      Yes please.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    If he really wanted you to run, he would just text.

  • David

    I think she should do it. The crazy has been so scary, I miss the hilarious kind of crazy that she specializes in.

  • Butch

    The people of Minnesota couldn’t possibly be that stupid, could they?

    • Trump….
      that’s all i’m sayng.

      • Snarky

        Minnesota went for Clinton, not Trump.

        • AmeriCanadian

          Yes but Minnesota also elected a former “pro” wrestler to the office of the governor so my take is anything’s possible.

          • The_Wretched

            3 way race with a terrible Dem and a boring republican. Jesse Ventura was actually pretty decent a Governor. Evenbetter, he hired low-politicial affiliation technocrats for his cabinet. That was a ton better than the usual patronage appointments.

          • Snarky

            Yep, Ventura won with a plurality of around 37% of the vote. And his opponents were weak.

    • MBear


    • The_Wretched

      She can’t win a State-wide election. She choose to not run again for the House even though she was in a +25% republican district (usually safe). She wasn’t expected to win.

    • Clive Johnson

      Having lived for 27 years, it would surprise the hell out of me if she could elected to the Senate.

  • MBear

    If you hear voices in your head telling you to do something, you should be checking yourself in to a mental institution.

    Oh wait. It’s murrikkka. Y’all vote your mentally ill in to office. Nevermind

    • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

      As hideous as the current administration is, I still think Ted Cruz would be worse.

  • safari

    I didn’t think she’d have Oprah’s number…

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Her taking that seat would be a fucking disaster!!

    • Clive Johnson

      We have too many liberals, progressives and moderates in the state for that to happen. [Crossing my fingers.]

  • Bambino

    No you dumb bitch! That is your Ladybird whispering in your sleep trying to get you busy so he can get to chow down on corn dog again.

  • SilasMarner

    How about God just, you know, call you “home”. Now THAT would be nice.

  • Ninja0980

    Beyond the laughter and the jokes, it’s important to remember how truly cruel and evil this woman is to LGBT people, especially our youth.
    No way on earth should this vile bitch get anywhere near that seat.

    • John Davis

      Well said !

    • BigGuy

      She means well.

      • Bill Haffey

        You have got to be kidding. She means to fill the vacuum where her should should be with hate and vengeance.

        • BigGuy

          No, no, no. She’s not empty hearted. She’s empty headed. Bless her heart.

          She’s every bit as well meaning as Paul Ryan.

          Paul Ryan says he wants do what’s right for the Poor. He wants the Poor to be free from relying upon the government for food, clothing, shelter, and health care. He wants the Poor to be free from relying upon income supports like SSI, SSDI, unemployment compensation, and workmen’s compensation. He wants the Poor to be free to rely upon themselves alone to get ahead in this world. He wants the Poor to receive NO money from any government and he always has the Poor in his prayers.

  • Uncle Mark

    “Michele Bachmann Wants To Know If God Is “Calling” Her To Run For Al Franken’s Senate Seat.”
    The answer is NO, but “something” is calling her husband, Marcus, to run after Al Franken’s seat.

  • WiMountainBear

    No Michelle the number you have dialed has been disconnected. Please check the number and dial again.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    We don’t need another Joni Earnst in the Senate.
    That bitch better be a one term-er.

  • Rocco

    Lol…Oh please do, I want to see Ladybird in the public eye again. Also the unique batshit crazy that is Michelle Bachman. We could use some comic relief…lol. On a serious note, she looks like she had some work done, not bad. I don’t think it is just the blonde frame she added either…oh my…I need to stop now.

  • safari

    “God control” people terrify me.

    When I hear that, I hear them say “I take no responsibility for my actions.”

  • Michael Angelo

    Yes. God wants nothing more than for Michelle Bachmann to win the Republican nomination. He wants insurance that the seat will remain in Democratic control. Please run, you crazy fuck.

  • Gustav2

    Yes, this would be a good year for a Christianist Republican to run for Senate, all the signs and polls are there for all the Christianst Republicans to win in the Midwest in 2018! /s

  • Sporkfighter

    God is calling you . . . He’s calling you an idiot who can’t take a hint.

  • OdieDenCO

    the voices are coming from inside your head!

  • architect_tim

    Taking away healthcare from (+/-) 20 million people is so bible-based politics….FUCK OFF!

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    If her mythical sky deity would call her home, that’d be great.

  • safari
  • bcarter3

    If I remember correctly, god “called“ her to run for President a few years back, and she dropped out after finishing sixth in the Iowa primary. Apparently god gets off on humiliating at least a few Republican crackpots.

    I wish god would make a habit of it, though, since Congress and the White House are full of them.

    • AmeriCanadian

      Yes and thank “god” she lost…bigly.

  • PickyPecker
    • greenmanTN

      My, someone has been putting HGH in your feed, PP! Rawrrrr.

    • kaydenpat

      That’s one powerful chicken!!

    • Joe in PA

      Well hello…I’d eat his mcnuggets.

      • PickyPecker
        • Joe in PA

          LOL, my first for 2018, I’m honored. 🙂

          And besides, they don’t call me teabag Joe for nothing. 🙂

    • Snarkaholic

      Oooh…those Picky-pecs are impressive!

  • anne marie in philly

    since there is no god, you should siddown and STFU, crazy-eyes.

  • Uncle Mark

    “Michele Bachmann Wants To Know If God Is “Calling” Her To Run For Al Franken’s Senate Seat.”
    Would this be the same god, who told that pedophile, Moore, to run for Senate?

    • Bambino

      Yup. The same one.

      • Uncle Mark

        Would that be her god, Loki or Loco? Such a trickster

        • Bambino

          When Roy Moore was finally certified as loser, this god finally admit choosing a pedophile might be a bit too much. So he decided to scale back and pick a crazy fag hag.

        • RKitty01

          even Loki thinks she too crazy

    • Of course God wants her to *run* – the same way God wanted Roy Moore to run – because if there is a God that cares at all, that god does not want Michele Bachmann to win election to the Senate.

    • Bezukhov

      God’s a funny guy. “Sure, Michelle, go for it. I’ve got your back.” Just when Michelle thinks she has it all wrapped up God will pull the football away, just like Lucy does with Charlie Brown.

  • KnownDonorDad
  • greenmanTN

    Somebody did it better in 1982, crazypants.


  • pj

    roy moore in a skirt.

  • Gene Perry

    Oh, yea! Please! Michelle please run! Batshit would be so fun to watch!

  • To the dumb bastards that are falling for her shtick: God doesn’t talk to people; anyone claiming God talks to them is either fleecing you and/or is a few peas short of a hot dish.

  • safari

    I remember the controversy when that photo was taken.

    People thought it was doctored.

    No, she really just has crazy eyes.

  • Dan M

    She must have put new batteries in her Furbee.

  • Bambino

    So God is just not enough it has to be a big God. Between her and ladybird I wonder who takes the crown for the size queen.

    • greenmanTN

      I think Ladybird has a traffic cone in his closet somewhere.

      • Bambino

        Not anymore. But if you are brave enough to check his ass….

        • greenmanTN

          Call Geraldo, Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart might be in there!

        • Stogiebear

          I must say, you’re taking this English-as-a-secondary-language to a whole new level lately. Congratulations on the good work!!!

  • ETownCanuck
    • The_Wretched

      He runs a “conversion therapy” clinic with support from tax-payers. He gets all the male-male he wants there.

      • Mikey

        ugh.. having sex with that would be enough to convert me!

      • ETownCanuck

        All it takes is one current or former patient though to blow the whistle on the bad man who touched his no-no place, one of them better start singing…

  • Guest

    Oh yes, Michelle, He SO is calling you to do this.

  • TampaDink

    No….it is just the voices in her head.

    • safari


      • TampaDink

        Shoots paw.

  • olandp

    Oh Michel, honey, God is playing you for a fool. Twice he has called you to run for President and twice you failed (not to mention giving you a gay husband.) At this point he is just laughing at you.

    • kaydenpat

      And we are laughing at you too. Please go away and find something else to do.

  • JWC

    No Michelle he is NOT telling you that at all. You know he makes jokes. Your birth being one

    • Uncle Mark

      Her “straight” husband being another

  • Henry Auvil
  • greenmanTN
    • Bambino

      Is that a book about birds of a feather that lead the lamb to the slaughter and boy to be molested?

      • Stogiebear

        And if you read it backwards you get all kinds of fashion tips to pass on to Melanoma.

  • justmeeeee

    He is! He is! No one better!

  • dcurlee

    Crazy eyes this is God…. to the fuck no do I want you to run

  • CB

    Whatever god says (or doesn’t more likely), she’d have to win the entire state of Minnesota, and that’s a heavy lift. She was popular in her congressional district but loathed most everywhere else. Of course, god can do anything, so…

    • Reality.Bites

      She’d also have to win the Republican primary.

  • Bob Conti

    If God called you honey, it was only because he butt-dialed your number.

  • justme
  • JoyZeeBoy

    God wants Lady Bird to run for Franken’s senate seat.

    • Bambino

      Tony Perkins offer his help. He’s got the track record of supporting closeted case.

  • Michael R
    • agcons

      That’s almost an improvement.

  • Boreal
  • kaydenpat

    Oh dear! So many deranged people. Not enough straitjackets.

    • Bambino

      Send a note to Ivanka. She got some sweatshop at the ready to mass produce.

  • Boreal
  • gaycuckhubby
    • Jean-Marc in Canada


    • Lumpy Gaga

      When the shit really hits the fan, they don’t call Mat Staver or ADF.


  • April

    It’s usually not a good idea to listen to the voices in ones head…

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I just wish her god would call her home, like right now.

  • Tomcat

    Nope, he does NOT.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    But wait! If she is called back to Washington, who will keep Marcus’s bed warm at night?

  • Tomcat

    Personally I believe Franken should run for his own seat again.

    • Bob Conti

      I think that’s a brilliant idea

    • gaycuckhubby

      I think he has more support on twitterverse than on the ground in Minnesota

      • Tomcat

        The polls there say over 50% wanted him to not resign.

        • gaycuckhubby

          Yes. A PPP poll found 50% of Minn voters thought he shouldn’t resign.
          50% thought he should or didn’t have an opinion.
          Not great numbers

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    O/T Trump thinks it’s a threat, Harry and the UK will probably see it differently….


    • Halou

      Trump is going to throw his toys out the pram if he goesn’t get preferential royal treatment, he will cancel his Britain visit if Obama gets to Britain before he does?

      So, when is the wedding?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I feel like we’re at the end of the Wizard of Oz.

      “You mean, I had the power all along?”
      “If I told you, you wouldn’t have believed me!”

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Donald Trump has threatened to cancel his visit to the UK if Barack Obama attends the upcoming wedding between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

      That sly ginger Harry could kill two birds with one invitation.

  • Halou

    God wanted her to be president in 2012, she didn’t become president but she still says it is mission accomplished?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Remember, she still thinks Marcus is straight and butch.

  • Ninja0980

    Just another article to remind folks of what this *)#t is about.
    I will say this.
    It was painful enough to have a aunt/uncle and cousin (even though I wasn’t close to any of them) be against my marriage.
    Can’t even how much it hurts to have a sibling, even a step one not only be against it but spend her entire political career ensuring her bigotry becomes law.

  • disqus_7wWyVBLcfS

    I don’t claim to be God or anything, Michelle; just one of her prophets – the answer is no God is not calling you to seek a seat in the Senate

  • FAEN

    God says NO! And FYI, seek therapy for the voices. Maybe your closet husband can recommend some EST?

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    Who amongst us doubts Michele will hear the approving call of the Lord and run? In fact, I knew she would the minute I heard Franken was resigning.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    She morphs her look every couple of years to stay ahead of Dyke.

    But Dyke keeps catching up with her.

  • Jonathan Smith

    why yes, Michelle, God IS calling you,
    please run, so you can find out how insignificant you are.

  • Mike C

    Depends. How does her bullshit generally play in Minnesota outside of her former district?

    • The_Wretched

      It doesn’t. She’s more or less from Anoka and it’s more of a small town nearish the twin-cities than a suburb. It’s considered rural and sort of backwards. I’ve driven there on multiple occasions to visit friends and while it has all the big box stores you could want, it looks like hell.

  • Tomcat

    Take all that pancake makeup off and I bet she is a lizard.

  • Joe in PA

    OMg, I just listened to the first 20 seconds…that voice, ugh. And what’s with the frilly Melanoma outfit? These people. 🙁

  • Scott Conrad

    MIchele, Michele – I there really was a god, it wouldn’t be calling you to run for Franken’s seat. It would simply be calling you home.

    • Tomcat

      Nope, wrong again, if there was a god it would send her to hell, ASAP.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Joseph Miceli

      Guano is the high class name for “bat shit.” It all makes sense, now.

  • Macbill

    Oh, Dog in the Sky, please bite the ass of Michelle Bachmann and forbid her to run after cars in the future.

  • greenmanTN
  • Kelly Lape

    This is why the Democratic Party lost my support last year. The witch hunt that drove Al Franken to resign was unforgivably stupid. the party deserves this dumb bitch becoming a Senator.

    • Tomcat

      So you are going over to the dark side.

      • Kelly Lape

        How can you pretend there is a difference. Direct evil by vote or indirect evil by a purity test. Evil is evil.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Yes, the Democratic party was stupid. Your post was even more stupid. YOU are what gets Trumps elected!

    • kareemachan

      Eff off. You never were a liberal. Just another stupid twunt.

    • 2guysnamedjoe
    • Reality.Bites

      And I deserve an online experience that doesn’t include posts from idiots.

      Blocking you brings me a little bit closer to my goal.

  • Joseph Miceli

    God told me over cocktails with Betty Bowers that he finds you insufferably boring. He also doesn’t approve of the gay marriage you are in with Marcus Bachman. After all, “thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman” so your strap on collection is anathema to the Lord, not to mention the color scheme. Bright pink dildos? “Really,” said Jesus as he sipped his Aviation, “someone should tell Michele that one shouldn’t subject one’s sex toys to the same rules as Garanimals™.But not me! I’m done ghostwriting. Idiots like Michele always get it wrong anyway.” Far be it for me to argue with the Lord on fashion, even though the unkind might point out the gown Jesus has been wearing for 2000 years might need an upgrade, much less a dry cleaning!

  • Charlie

    Sorry, wrong number……

  • gaycuckhubby

    I look forward to her campaign. She doesn’t have support outside her home district. And even that district is not the same as it was 10 yrs ago. Her brand of Christianity and homophobia don’t fly no more

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • thatotherjean

    Michelle, honey, this one is easy. In one word, no. No, neither God nor the people of Minnesota want you to run for Franken’s seat. As for me, I’d much rather see Al Franken run for it, and win it back. So would at least half the voters of Minnesota. Let them decide.

  • JAKvirginia

    Calling you? Oh, hon. That’s SO old religion. Even Drumpf tweets. Me thinks you need to upgrade your security apps. You’re being worked by Ruskies. Just FYI. Praise Jeebus.

  • bkmn

    Do it Michelle, and fall flat on your face because you won’t do well outside your own district against adults who aren’t whackjobs.

  • JT

    Shove something in your mouth and imagine it’s your husband.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      She doesn’t have that much imagination.

      • JT

        Or that much husband.

  • Snarkaholic

    No, he didn’t say to run for Franken’s seat…
    …he said to run out into the street!

  • John Davis

    Michele, (with one L….if anyone can misspell a French word, you can!) It’s not God talking to you in your head. You’re NUTS! You need modern, anti-psychotic medication to get over this…it’s as simple as that! Oh, and by the way, you’re married to one of the most famous homophobes in the world !

  • DisqusD37

    Yes! God most definitely is! Get your ass in the race…

  • Charlotte Spak

    Michelle! This is god. I want you to get professional help. 🤪

  • kareemachan

    Bitch, I just wish gawd would call you home.

  • Eric

    Michele, yes, God is calling you to run….out onto a busy freeway.

  • JWC
  • Clive Johnson

    “I trust in a big God”

    Huh. Apparently this god isn’t quite big enough to achieve his public policies in the US, or to stem the tide of young people fleeing the churches and faith itself, or any number of things.

    The internet is more powerful than this god.
    The democratic process is more powerful than this god.
    The US military is more powerful than this BIG god.
    My cat is.

    Michele, is the reason why you feel compelled to call this god “big” because you’re insecure over the apparent fact that this “bigness” seems to be nowhere in sight?

  • Gigi

    Hey Michele, God called. She told you to go to hell.

  • Stogiebear

    Am I the only one who thinks she’s had a makeover to look like Melanoma? Can the naked lesbian porn pics be far behind?

  • djcoastermark

    Years ago, when I worked at the airport, one our crews favorite lines to each other was, “Why don’t you just go play out on the runway” . Just sayin’.

  • coram nobis
  • Puck

    He is calling you home! Go visit with you holy father!!!

  • Why the hell not. Given the freak show that our politics has become, she’ll fit right in. (Note: not hoping that she’d win or even get the nomination, but old crazy eyes isn’t any more ridiculous than half of what’s in the House these days.)

  • Cheri Charleville

    Holy fuck. We would be institutionalized it we were that crazy.

    • Steve Teeter

      Wish that it were. We had a case once during another bad freeze of a nice little old lady who sat on a bench in the park and refused to come inside, though night was falling. Her family begged her to come inside, her friends did, her pastor did, the police did. She refused, Since she wasn’t disruptive and there was no judge available to declare her incompetent, they couldn’t touch her. They had to let her sit there. Her reason? Jesus had told her that the rapture would come before she died, and therefore the cold could not harm her. She froze to death of course. Some kinds of crazy cannot be fought.

  • orion dumptee
  • lymis

    If God is calling you, sweetie, it’s not to run for office. It’s to come home already.

  • 2patricius2

    Go for it Michele. God wants a good laugh.

  • Scott MB

    So “god” tells these people to run for office, they say they are chosen by “god” to become the senetor, congressman, etc. but they never win. So what can we conclude here?

    1. They are just hearing their own mind tell them things.
    2. They are just crazy and need to be committed.
    3. They are just looking for the “faith” vote.
    4. All if the above and their “god” is only in their head.

    • Scott MB

      I also find it interesting that when they lose they don’t blame “god” but it’s the devil keeping them from what “god” wants. So are they admitting that the devil has more power than their “god”?

      • -M-

        It’s interesting that they don’t blame themselves for getting it wrong.

        I mean wow l misrepresenting the will of God in a totally self serving manner without so much as a “sorry about that” afterwards.

    • Reality.Bites

      There are plenty of crazies in Congress, etc., who also said they were chosen by god – after all Bachmann herself WAS in Congress.

    • Natty Enquirer

      5. Their god isn’t very powerful.

    • RoFaWh

      With respect to your point #1, it isn’t clear to me if Bachmann’s issue is her brain “talking” or her brain “hearing”. Or both…

  • I am certain that Michele Bachmann can convince herself that the inner voice she hears in her head is God telling her to run for the U.S. Senate. I’m also sure that in a 2018 statewide election in MInnesota, she would have as much of a chance of winning as “I am not a witch” Christine O’Donnell did in Delaware.

  • JCF
  • twb6yz

    God only wanted it as part of the platform? That’s how she measures success for God? What a crock! She claims shr was successful in getting it onto the platform? The GOP would have put it there anyway evrn if she wasn’t there. She didn’t have to run to get it on the platform!

    6 years later it us still thr law of the land. Yeah, I think God feels you were real successful, Michelle! Where did God say he wanted Obamacare gone, anyway?

  • JDS
  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
  • Eddie Besketti

    “…..So I didn’t shed a tear when I left the contest…..” Neither did we, Michele.

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    Hey Crazy Eyes: You think God is calling?

    Here’s Her message, you rancid bitch…..


  • DaveMiller135

    All of this, and still my favorite bit is “Relax, J. Edgar.”

    Maggie (Alison Pill) suggests follow up questions, when Michele Bachmann says Gold told her to run for President.


  • pablo

    If she wins you can thank Kristin Gillibrand.

  • -M-

    The answer is no. All God wants you to do Michele is to either grow up or shut up.

  • RoFaWh

    No, dear, that’s not God talking to you. It’s a bunch of miswired neurons in your brain; that’s all.

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    Run, CrazyEyes, Run! Make it easy for her to lose to the DFL !

    [ If Minnesota voters elect her to the U.S. Senate, well, it’s the end of America ! ]

  • DonnaLee

    Jim Bakker’s show….now it makes sense….

  • BigGuy

    God sent Michelle a sign that she should run.
    She saw snow on the ground in Minnesota, in Winter.

  • SustainableMom

    Yuck! Heaven forbid!

  • jwald1

    Pecan meets Almond. Make that rapist pecan.

  • Ann Kah

    This all depends upon whether or not god tells deep-pocket donors to waste a few million on a losing campaign.

  • boatboy_srq

    Would this campaign fleece the Koch/Mercer clans? If so then perhaps, just this once….