Anti-Gay Nutjob To Run For Arkansas Governor

The Kansas City Star reports:

A gun range owner who drew national attention for calling her establishment a “Muslim Free Zone” will run for Arkansas governor.

Jan Morgan, owner of the Gun Cave Indoor Firing Range in Hot Springs, made the announcement in a video posted to YouTube on Dec. 30. In the Republican primary, she’ll challenge incumbent Asa Hutchinson, who was elected in 2014.

Morgan declared her gun range was a “Muslim Free Zone” in 2014 on social media and her website, insisting it was for her safety.

“I refuse to train the next islamic (sic) terrorist,” Morgan wrote on her site, adding that “countless others” contacted her to express support.

From her platform: “I support the traditional definition of marriage as a God-ordained, legal and moral commitment between one man and one woman.” The wig in her video below is something else.

  • JWC

    sounds like a solid GOP bitch

  • netxtown

    looks like skank. talks like skank. must be skank.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      You forgot dressed like and wears hair and jewelry like skank.

  • Tomcat

    She and Palin should hook up for an evening.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Notify the local police department. They may be getting called for a D&D that day.

  • Ninja0980

    Gah, where do they find these idiots?

    • Rambie

      Home schools?

    • clay

      My brother’s place?

    • safari

      Oklahoma for this one.

      The state that refused to pay a dime for the international Evolution conference because evolution.

  • PickyPecker
    • Gregory B

      I love Marilyn.

  • fastlanestranger

    Her font game is terrible.

  • Bambino
  • justmeeeee

    BFD. Anti-gay nutjobs always run for Arkansas governor.

  • JoyZeeBoy

    Does anyone else suspect a boob-job?

    • clay

      I believe must of us are beyond suspicion.

    • Rambie

      Victoria’s Secret

    • Palmer

      Nah, just a boob with boobs.

    • Prost Seattle

      Whether she grew them or bought them, they’re hers now.

  • PickyPecker

    I’m telling you…that IS her real hair.

    • Stogiebear

      Of course it’s hers and real. She worked her knees to the bone down at the truckstop to earn the money to buy it at Lot Lizards Emporium and Beauty Parlor.

  • skyweaver

    Sarah Palin tried this, honey, look where she is now

    • Reality.Bites

      My favourite category, Republicans even Trump won’t hire.

  • pch1013

    Bless her heart.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    Let her run, she has a right. Let her loose, the people have the right to show her the door, and then let her bitch and go back to oblivion, where she’s been for the past 4 years

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • pch1013

      I wish you wouldn’t hold back, and would tell us what you *really* feel.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        I know, it’s just so hard for me to truly open up with my feelings. 😉

    • Rambie

      I thought it was funny she took being called a dog a compliment.

      • pch1013

        Because dogs are un-Islamic, you see.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Be glad you’re not in Germany 🙂

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Actually, I’m not in violation of their hate speech law. How do I know? Because their law is pretty much a carbon copy of ours. Contrary to what some people think, the law is not rigid and does take into account context and purpose. This is a common misconception, especially among Americans who view free speech as an absolute while forgetting that even in the U.S., free speech has limitations.

        • gaycuckhubby

          Okay, so maybe you can help me understand. What exactly did the politician in the earlier thread say that got her charged?

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            Well, for one she accused the police of showing favouritism to an identifiable group whom she then went on to claim were all barbaric and rapists. This is a twofold violation because A) unlike in the U.S., it is forbidden to disseminate false allegations against the state and/or identifiable groups either through news and/or through official political outlets. B) She then proceeded to incite violence against an identifiable group by stating, as fact, that there were hordes of Muslim rapists running the streets. As I stated, the law does take into account the context and the purpose of her statements; which were are not at all ambiguous. That is why she was charged.

          • gaycuckhubby

            Cool, I understand better.
            Thanks for answering

  • gaycuckhubby

    Whatever happened do her business? Did anyone challenge the sign, or her refusal to do business with a group based on their religion?

  • Oscarlating Wildely
    • safari

      I assure you all I only put my pinky up for very few activities.

    • CalistogaKid

      I was thinking more of a word that rhymes with bunt.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Remember, this is what at least a couple of justices on the Supreme Court think is okay in the future.
    People putting up signs in their businesses saying which group of people they refuse to serve

  • The Sentinel

    I wonder what she thinks about BLACK LIVES MATTER?

  • safari

    Who crossed Sarah Palin with Pamela Anderson and Dog the Bounty Hunter?

    • That_Looks_Delicious


      • safari

        Thank you. I dabble in genetics.

    • TK

      Woo hoo! Spot on!!!

    • greenmanTN

      I knew those Nazi scientists were up to no good!

      • Jon

        It’s Fausta, the Nazi Wonder Woman! 😀

        • greenmanTN

          The awesome Lynda Day George! You ever see the Wonder Woman movie with Cathy Lee Crosby? It kind of sucked shit with a straw.

          • Jon

            I haven’t, but with that description I feel like I have to see it now! 😀

    • Luddite


    • Dale Snyder

      Please don’t insult Ms. Anderson with any affiliation with this christian pig.

    • seant426

      You forgot rabid Jeanine Pirro.

    • CalistogaKid

      There’s a streak of Peg Bundy in there too.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Princess Lardass

      “Homer, you’ve got it set on ‘whore!'”

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Like Sarah Palin on steroids….Thanks McCain.

  • pch1013

    I’m not a gun person, but I am a motorcycle person, so I question her decision to holster her weapon so that she would have to draw it with her throttle hand – assuming the idea is to be able to shoot at people while riding.

    And by “question her decision” I mean “think she is an utter moron.”

    • clay

      Maybe she’s not smart enough to know how to use her left hand?

      And before the gun-person’s jump on me, yes, I know, it’s more about eyed-ness the handed-ness. I was trying to be funny.

      • pch1013

        Or maybe one is supposed to draw with the opposite hand, which just occurred to me after I posted that.

        (I still think she is an utter moron, but maybe not just for that reason.)

        • Old Top Kick

          The weapon is holstered the wrong way for a left handed draw. She’s a firearm moron and a motorcycle moron.

      • Friday’s_cat

        You can’t thumb the safety unless you bought a Left Handed sidearm.

        • clay

          As if she’s use the safety– it would slow down her response if attacked by Islams in rural Arkansas.

        • Friday

          That one doesn’t look like it *has* an external safety, mind you.

          • Karl Dubhe 2

            Safeties are for Libtards!

    • Todd20036

      I’m surprised the NRA hasn’t jumped down her throat yet about wanting to restrict some Americans from getting guns…

    • Paula Key

      If she simply opened the bible to Genesis: It states clearly one man and many wives, or one man, many wives AND concubines.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Just say no to kakistocracy.

  • safari

    Is it sexist to say gender-specific slurs if I apply gender-specific slurs to all idiots of the same caliber?

    • clay

      “all idiots of the same caliber”?

      Are you making a size joke about the poor, unfortunate lady of disproportions?

      • safari

        I mean, I consider Trump all ass. With her, my first thoughts are: “hoist’em if you gott’em?” The latter can’t be good.

        • clay

          I hope she has strong back.

          • Karl Dubhe 2

            Like her head, they’re filled with air. 🙂

          • clay

            I was going to make about to make a crack about heels and helium, but didn’t want to be too hypocritical.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Trump has breast implants?

      • safari

        Calf. It helps lower his center of gravity.

    • greenmanTN

      Twat are you referring to?

  • Friday’s_cat

    If she rides without a helmet Darwin will step in and end it.

    • clay

      “Freedom from Government Oppression!”


      • pch1013

        “… Until I need an emergency room because I crashed while not wearing a helmet, then the gubmint had BETTER help me OR ELSE!”

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Honest question: Is that forced, breathy, affected voice par for some Southern tradition of oration? Yes, I’m (proudly) a Northern snob but bitch sounds like shit.

  • Michael R

    Could you send a bus full of Muslims to her business
    and get it shut down when she refuses to serve them ?

  • Joe in PA

    Gag, I got about 2 minutes in. As a former colleague from Georgia used to say…she’d lie where the truth fit better.

    Pathetic POS.

    • The_Wretched

      1:41 here. Somewhere around that long, it’s all the same.

  • The_Wretched

    “Enslaving them with government entitlements” /c-list B-movie actor.

    Or, you know, feeding hungry kids.

  • JCF
  • peacfulseas inWA

    I’d be more impressed if you were sitting on a real Harley instead of the piece of crap V Rod. Second thought not impressed by a Harley poser.

    • Friday’s_cat

      Harley’s the safest bike around unless it falls on you as it’s pushed along the shoulder to the dealer.

      • peacfulseas inWA

        I’ve had a few, built a few, never one that had to go to the shop. When companies try to mimic the iconic staccato that says all there needs to be said. Are there better bikes on the market, yes. Faster yes.

  • Uncle Mark

    Couldn’t help but notice that she rides a Harley with a semi-automatic and without a helmet. Surely, nothing awful can come from that. /s

    • safari

      Depends if you’re the one that has to hose down the roadway.

      • Uncle Mark

        Me hose what’s left of her off the road? NAH. I’d call it “Arkansas’ Freedom Slip ‘N Slide” and charge admission. Capitalistic Jesus would approve

    • Wayne Crockett

      I don’t think it would be awful.

  • mikeinftl

    Well, why not?

    • safari

      I think you just found our motto for 2018.

      Latin speakers: How do we say this in the old tongue?

      • Michael White

        bene, cur non

        • safari

          Easy enough to slur.

  • JT
    • Megrim Twist

      Oh look, Kellyanne’s new film has been released.

    • Reality.Bites

      Is that what women’s nipples look like?

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Not quite. Those swastikas: hers spin. Clockwise, of course. And the one on her cootch keeps time but reverses direction.

        • Dazzer

          Gotta have a gimmick!

  • ETownCanuck

    Oh America….never a shortage of inmates in your asylum is there?

    • DaddyRay

      Thanks RayGun

  • gaycuckhubby
    • clay

      “Specifically, he found that Plaintiffs had failed to demonstrate a likelihood of success on the merits that the Administrative Procedure Act had been violated, that the District or the Federal Defendants were violating Plaintiffs’ constitutional right to privacy, or that the District was violating Title IX by permitting transgender students to use restrooms consistent with their gender identity and allowing Student A to use the girls’ locker room. Even if Plaintiffs had shown a likelihood of success on the merits, the Magistrate Judge found, they still would not be entitled to an injunction because they had not shown they were likely to suffer irreparable harm or that they lacked an adequate remedy at law.”

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Is this the case that SCOTUS sent back to the lower court a few weeks ago?

      • clay

        Doesn’t appear to be. The US District Court seems to have plenty of reason, as did the Magistrate Court, to kick it out even without the Obama-era Title IX interpretation.

        Do you mean the Gavin Grimm case from Gloucester, Virginia, last Spring?

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          I’m feeling too lazy to look it up.

    • clay

      Unfortunately, part of why the plaintiffs lost (again), was because the Trump Administration had dropped they DoE and DoJ guidance on Title IX.

  • Slippy_World

    My thoughts on that ( PS Armie has admitted in interviews that he had a problem with “dangle” from the shorts and his testicles had to be removed by CG in post production ….

  • John

    I give you the next governor….

  • HZ81

    Jackie Stallone, is that you?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Sounds good.

    If it doesn’t work out, you can always hook up with one of those hot Huckabee boys.

  • Scout
    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      The new year is always a good time to sharpen the blades on your lawnmower, garden shears, lopper and guillotine.

      • Scout


    • The_Wretched

      That mar-a-ceiling looks like it’s about to fall and pierce all of the guests in attendance.

      • AmeriCanadian

        One can only hope.

      • Lumpy Gaga


      • DaddyRay

        They are equipped with listening devices and ready to strike any guest who dares to speak ill of dear leader

      • prixator

        That’s just wishful thinking!

    • penpal

      Yeah, except Republicans have the full support of the very people they’re trampling on.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
      Living piggy lives
      You can see them out for dinner
      With their piggy wives
      Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon

    • DoctorDJ
  • Judas Peckerwood

    What, no “Infighting Is Funny” tag?

    • clay

      Do we have to wait until they’re actually fighting for that, or can it be an anticipatory tag?

  • greenmanTN

    I guess her stage name, Tits O’Plenty, was rejected by the focus group.

    • licuado de platano

      How about “Norma Stits”?

  • Scout

    Harley Davidson Barbie . . . unfortunately, seeing how well Palin did, I’d say she has a great chance 🙁

    • pj

      QVC barbie

  • AmeriCanadian

    Seems like the gates to all of the dumps in America have been opened wide as the trashiest of the trash are lining up to run for office. What a precedent-setting president we have.

    • Michael White

      like santorum dripping from the republican ass.

  • Boy Elvis

    Just a few years ago I would’ve laughed at this and said, “No chance.” Today…I’m not so sure.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Zeldacat

      Exactly. I live in a ski town. (Where the fuck is our snow???). A few years ago we got a big storm that dropped two feet overnight. What did I do? I went to work!

      I know we have a shit ton of snowplows and such and a lot of snow can shut down a lot of southern places, but it also doesn’t last for months in those places. Chill, people. (Pun not intended.)

    • DoctorDJ

      The ice (and snow) can be a bitch in a land unequipped with plows or salt. But still startin’ late ‘n’ closing early for the cold?

      Don’t get it.

  • Steve Smith

    Well, I didn’t realise that islamic terrorism was such a huge problem in Arkansas. it must be such an effort keeping it secret.
    Are there actually any moslems in Arkansas? The USA surely has a vast number of places more appealing than a dump that can produce a nasty, ignorant piece of work like Ms.Morgan.

  • Outlaw Woman

    I’ve met her type before … her biggest gripe against gay guys is that we are not hypnotized by her big boobies like straight guys are.

    • clay

      Yeah, I’ve met them.
      “Oh, you can see my unmentionables!”
      “It’s called a ‘thong’ and I don’t give a shit.”

  • HZ81

    God, I missed the “commercial,” which was my body’s way of keeping me from barfing/suicide.

  • FancyThat

    Tourism’s up in Arkansas, thanks to the ‘islamic’ ban at the gun range, and the clean toilet at the crystal mine. Murica’s gonna be great one ‘o these days!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I stopped after a minute and a half. I couldn’t laugh at her.

      • FancyThat

        Once vetted, she’d be a more viable candidate than the gunslingin’ Palin wannabe. And better still, she’s genuine.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      She seems like she’s actually kind of fun. Hell, I’d get drunk with her.

      Having noted, can you just go and pick up crystals like that sans issues on public land?

      • clay

        That’s why it’s public land– diamonds in Arkansas, salt crystal ‘hour-glasses’ in Oklahoma.

    • Jon Doh

      crystal meth?

  • safari

    Now that my new sleep-phones came in… should I listen to David Lynch discuss his meditative practices to fall asleep or more of a Lovecraftian horror?

    • clay

      I just keep a copy of the Koran next to the bed.

    • MBear

      Lovecraftian horror is much less nightmare-inducing than current events

  • pj

    just when you think there isnt anybody left in the republican clown car.

    • DaddyRay

      I think she was in the trunk and inhaled too much carbon monoxide

      • Karl Dubhe 2

        Nitrous Oxide. Think of what’shisname in Blue Velvet. 🙂

      • Todd20036

        Not enough, apparently.

    • Paul Ohbehr L

      It’s Sarah Palin with a extra big boob job. Though she looks like she’s on steroids and hormones. Roahr (in a big kittie voice).

  • DaddyRay

    I am not sure if Tina Fey is available for SNL

  • Dayglo

    They deserve one another.

  • June Gordon

    She looks like she gives menfolk blowjobs back behind a Burger King in Little Rock. And that’s MY thing.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      “Back off, bitch! These are my dumpsters.”

      • June Gordon

        No, I’m the durn ‘dumpster’ hon!

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Nice V-Rod, too bad it’s being ridden by a crazy lady.

  • crookedstr8

    I live in Hot Springs. The sad part is that she is a viable candidate for Governor in Arkansas — and that’s just the rednecks who’ll vote for her cuz she splashes her boobs around.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Pats, I’m 82.”

    • RedRider67


  • Spongebob CrankyPants


  • Jmdintpa

    I didnt know Gene Simmons transitioned. Good for her, if Bruce can , he can.

  • Paula

    That’s O.K., Jan. Go ahead and piss away LOTS of money.

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    I love how the video starts with a two minute apologetic about how despite popular belief, the people of Arkansas are not morons… no offense to Morons.

  • Paula

    I thought BHWs* were only from Texas.

    * Big Haired Woman

    • Rebecca Gardner

      The higher the hair, the closer to God!

    • clay

      THAT’s why her ass looks so small! It’s her hair that’s big!

      (actually, I can’t tell if it’s their big hair, or their big SUVs that they’re using to make their asses look small)

  • Natty Enquirer

    Obviously a graduate of the Elvira School of Charm and Acting.

    • clay

      You’ve found charm?

  • John Davis

    I find myself ALMOST rooting for the incumbent Republican governor here. That’s the kind of crazy political world we live in now in the USA !

  • amandagirl15701

    According to these “Constitutional Conservatives”, Lincoln was a RINO.

    • clay

      According to these “Constitutional Conservatives”, Lincoln was a race traitor.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    And considering they elected Mike Huckleberry twice, they might just elect her.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    Southern belle Palin.

  • margaretpoa

    It’s Jared Kushner in drag. Terrible wig, Jared.

  • Henry Auvil

    Fake tits: check. Harley-Davidson: check. Visible handgun: check. Yup, she meets all the criteria for a GOP (woman) icon. Step aside Sarah, you are old news.

  • Octoberfurst

    The sad part is she will probably win. I mean she loves guns, hates Muslims, rides a Harley and is a devout right-winger so she is probably a shoo-in in Arkansas.

    • Jerry Kott

      I am not sure. This hokey act is getting old. Remember Sarah whats her name?

  • Chris Craft

    Please return your bike and leathers to where you got then. A bigot with so much hate is unworthy of being on two wheels. #notinourfamily

  • DisqusD37

    Godspeed, Jan!

  • Luddite

    I never knew that an old kitchen mop could be breathtaking wig!

  • Galvestonian

    It has to be the water … maybe the Russians are sticking something in the H2 O in Arkansas that messes with their heads.

    Plus that thing on her head is most probably a hairy alien that is controlling her every move and every word. FREAKY !!!

  • misterjack

    I hope some Bama Gay snatches that nasty lace-front off her head.

  • kareemachan

    Well, she seems batshit crazy.

  • Dan R Francis

    Delusional bitch needs to read her own evil book of fiction.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    Good to see that Gemma Teller-Morrow is keeping busy.

  • -M-

    ‘Constitutional conservative’: right-wing nut job for, “radical reactionary with no respect for the rule of law.”

  • Nic Peterson

    Scooter trash for gov. Perfect. Maybe she can use her tramp stamp in her campaign collateral.

  • ClevelandJim

    Re: that photo, good god woman, put those things AWAY. And the pistols, too.

  • iambu

    Gun Cave?

  • TheManicMechanic

    Maybe Jesus will take the handlebars and she’ll take a spill in front of an approaching semi.

  • Are there many Catholics in Arkansas? Because Jan Morgan insults Pope Francis on her campaign website and insists The Apostle Luke tells America to buy arms today. I kid you not. Take a look. So the Republican right wing can trash Pope Francis and get away with it? Who puts this on their campaign site?????

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    Yeah, I’d totally vote for someone who looks like a centerfold for Dirty Biker Magazine, wouldn’t you?

  • JackNasty

    Is jan Morgan related to the legendary Chesty Morgan?

  • SDG

    Big deal… you should see who runs for Governor in WA state, ever time… the list is amazing.

  • TexasBoy

    I think Opal Covey should move to Arkansas and run for Governor.
    Maybe she could get a theme park to built there.

    Klaatu Barada Nikto Yabba Dabba Doo Covfefe

  • Bj Lincoln

    I can’t stand women like her.

  • Licensed Troll

    Well all I know is that those boobs are definitely not real.

  • eddiebeskeddie