BACK TO WORK: Trump Golfs For 4th Straight Day

Mediaite reports:

After President Donald Trump successfully saved Christmas, he triumphantly tweeted that he would be getting back to work the very next day, pulling up his bootstraps to make America great again “faster than anyone anticipated.”

Imagine everyone’s surprise when he showed up at the golf course the very next day to play a “quick” round. Now, imagine everyone’s surprise when he did this again the very next day, and, well, even the day after that.

Surely, the world thought, he could not golf for a fourth day in a row. Not even the most retired dads in the most retired parts of Florida can muster up four days in a row. That’s madness!

  • Lazycrockett

    and we are paying for it.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      A million a pop.
      Trump is well on track to fleece over 100 million from the public purse this year alone.

  • Achilles Tsakiridis

    When you write about this, you are distracted from everything else. Got it .

    • another_steve

      Wow. Credit to you or whoever unearthed these old tweets of his, Sarah.

      Part of me wants to laugh and part of me wants to cry.

      • I pulled them from an article. There’s actually a lot more of them (surprise surprise), but I figured those were enough to make my point. :p

    • CanuckDon

      The one thing that I do find fascinating from a psychological point of view is how Trump’s male supporters are drawn to him despite that his manner of behaviour equates that of the notorious, always-criticizing, nagging wife that those men try to get away from.

      • another_steve

        Nah… Trump talks “gangster talk.” People who live or lived in a U.S. city where the mob is large and active (I once lived in New York City) recognize the sound of it. The tone. The vocabulary. The syntax.

        His male base loves it.

        • Bob Johnson

          Many polls show that his base doesn’t pay much attention to his policies. And that it’s more his style and his personality that attracts them to him. If that’s true, it’s no wonder his popularity ratings never drop below a certain level.

    • Nowhereman

      Reince, Blather, Repeat…

  • Of course he did.

    I actually believe he’s doing this right now not necessarily out of sloth and laziness (these are a factor of course), but because he’s panicking. Every day, he likely wakes to wondering, “Just exactly what did Mike Flynn tell Mueller? And who else in the WH is cooperating? Is the place bugged? Are people wearing wires?”

    That sort of thing. But yeah, takes special blindness to claim you’re gonna get back to work the next day, then spend literally every day after golfing.

  • Jonathan Smith

    hey! golf is HARD! /s

    • Bluto

      The hardest part of golf, for me anyways, was keeping empty beer cans from flying out of the cart.

      • Jonathan Smith

        now THAT sounds like a game of golf i could get into

        • Joe in Wyo

          That would be only way I would play golf anymore.

      • I’ve always thought the hardest part is deciding who gets to play which character.

        https://media.giphy.com/media/qApcyfjsrHVJu/giphy.gif

      • Another hard part is when the police come after you, and you have to make a getaway in a golf cart (Trump ought to take notes on this one):

        https://youtu.be/aK91hQGeMoM?t=45s

        • Bluto

          I am so packing grenades the next time I golf.

          • Jonathan Smith

            i am never golfing with you again…… 🙂

        • BearEyes

          that is SOOO not like any golf cart I’ve ever driven.

          • Hey, are you implying that GTA isn’t realistic? :p

    • William

      All that walking.

    • Duh-David

      I always hit that little windmill.

  • margaretpoa

    I think he’s playing golf continually as a “fuck you” to his detractors. Everything he does seems specifically designed to make his base love him more and his opponents to loath him more.

  • PickyPecker
    • Jonathan Smith

      those dRump PRAISED this year:
      Trump

      • Bluto

        Also Frederick Douglas. He’s doing a helleva job.

        • Frederick Douglass is one of my favorite Follows on Twitter. (@gettinnoticedmo). He’s hilarious.

          • Connie

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        • MonochromeMouse

          He’s being recognized more and more every day, it’s great, believe me, okay.

      • Don’t forget the amazing Nambia health care system!

    • I don’t see the problem…

      • Todd20036

        I did Nazi the problem either.

    • another_steve

      So there was a problem maybe with Roy Moore? Such a fine upstanding man.

      So he’s a Nazi who dated little girls. Are you or I perfect?

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e6ecd2ea708595af1524aefa92a35779b39c436ac7d938c1e8de13d9490a24d.jpg

      • Galvestonian

        don’t ‘diss’ Molly – she was such a lady.

        • another_steve

          Lol. 😉

          Only the most enlightened of the goyim remember Gertrude Berg (Molly Goldberg).

          A thing of the past.

          A golden thing.

    • Bambino

      I know you run out of space. The list is too long. Perhaps Simon and Schuster can fill up the pages left blank by Milo.

    • JCF

      Don’t forget (on the “Criticized” list) Obama and Hillary Clinton.

      Constantly.

  • Harveyrabbit

    Given a choice of him being in the White House or s̶p̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g wasting time on a golf course I’d say continue to play golf every day for the next 3 years. Less damage to be done there plus the small but not totally impossible chance of a lucky lightning strike.

    EDIT: it’s not like it hasn’t tried before..

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uxi4b-_deBU/hqdefault.jpg

  • another_steve

    May a golf ball get lodged in his pupik.

    (Yiddish: belly button)

    • The_Wretched

      I was hoping it was yiddish for urethra.

  • Uncle Mark

    Why hasn’t that large herd of feral cats nearby buried the Dotard in the sand trap yet?

  • Rex

    At least he’s not blowing up the country while he’s golfing on the taxpayer’s dime.

  • Rex

    Oh the outrage if he was a black democratic President!

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I so loathe the hypocrisy of his supporters. I think Dems WOULD criticize if their Dem president was this fucking lazy.

    • Tomcat

      By all means possible.

    • Of course we would.

      • Ninja0980

        Yup.
        And we wouldn’t think racism or homophobia was something to be proud of.

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist
  • Tomcat

    His course makes a fortune each day he golfs so he will continue doing it.

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist

    And his supporters celebrate the blatant hypocrisy.

    Because they can’t defend it, so they pretend like there’s nothing wrong with it.

    That’s how they deal with their cheating closeted spouses and their kids hooked on oxycontin too.

    • Halou

      But Obama!!!

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist

    Trump literally plays more golf than Tiger Woods.

  • Halou

    What is it about golf he finds so fascinating? Is it the fact that the Secret Service is paying him thousands of dollars a day in order to keep him safe on his own properties?

    • Jonathan Smith

      it’s using small clubs to get his balls into tight holes.
      just guessing.

    • Snarkaholic

      It’s the only game he can play against others and ALWAYS get the highest score!

      • Halou

        I thought the rules of golf meant that the lower score was the winning score? Since you’re counting the number of times you have to hit the ball to get it into the hole.
        Does Trump not know this?

        • thatotherjean

          That’s what mulligans are for. You don’t have to count those.

        • Snarkaholic

          Fake News! The highest score ALWAYS wins! ~Chump, probably

      • Cattleya1

        No doubt, he gets the highest score, but the object is to get the lowest score. Cheating and a large handicap likely fix that.

      • Grumpy Old Man

        I used to trick my brother with this – he’d walk in and look at the score and I said I will take the underdog – you can have the guy with the highest score. It never got old (well, actually it got old when I started hating golf.)

    • zhera

      Easy to cheat, I guess. It’s not like he’s a real sportsman.

      • Jonathan Smith

        “Easy to cheat, I guess. It’s not like he’s a real” president.
        there, fixed it for ya:)

      • Galvestonian

        I wouldn’t be surprised if when he hits it into the rough that he has someone tossing balls onto the green so that he can claim a perfect stroke to the green.

    • The_Wretched

      The ‘golfing buddies’ kiss his ass while begging favors and throwing the game. It keeps Trump out of the way and entertained so mommy and daddy get a break.

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    My god, talk about a big beautiful bowl of word salad:

    https://twitter.com/samstein/status/946567505870540800

    • Jonathan Smith

      “Having trouble following Trump here on anything”
      there, fixed it

    • thatotherjean

      That makes no sense, and what he’s going on about doesn’t exist, except in his head. It might be what he wanted, but it certainly isn’t what he got, and he doesn’t know the difference.

    • GanymedeRenard

      I’ve often found gibberish amusing. Now this is just deplorable.

    • Hue-Man
    • yes b’y

      that hurt

    • Acronym Jim

      Sarah apparently sent Donnie a whole case of her private Wasilla Springs bottled water. Now with more arsenic for that particular mad-hattery effect.

  • SLK in SF
  • Robin Bailey

    He’s not actually golfing. It’s just taking longer than usual to find his ball in the rough.

  • bkmn
  • GanymedeRenard
  • tim870

    I think he believes golfing IS his job

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/FraginalsIdania/status/946794934614528000
    One of the people who replied to the NBC tweet.
    Yes, I have no doubt some of them are bots but the ones that aren’t..this is their logic to justify this.

    • Scout

      🙁

    • Treant

      Neither yesterday nor today were a holiday. 🙂

      • Jonathan Smith

        well, they were SOMEWHERE
        yesterday was “National Card Playing Day”
        today is :”Still Need to Do Day”
        irony intended……..

  • ceeenbee

    Obviously the shitgibbon is exercising in hopes of getting under the grossly obese threshold the day of his physical.

    • Halou

      I doubt he will even have the physical, it’s just fluff for today that neither he nor anyone else will follow up on.

  • DaddyRay
  • bkmn
    • The_Wretched

      Horror movie bad guy looks right there.

    • shellback

      It appears his teeth are about to fall out.

      • Daveed_WOW

        Those are dentures if I ever saw them.

        • Jonathan Smith

          please.
          he has the Best Teeth, Believe me.

          • Daveed_WOW

            Well, at least he paid for them. Oh wait…

      • JCF

        Unizhezh Zhtezh…

    • coram nobis

      What’s wrong with his left wrist?

      • KarenAtFOH

        That looks nasty.

      • JCF

        I honestly believe the (dis)coloring is just from the tinted glass. Other aspects about it however…

  • Bambino

    Just type in lazy ass golfing on Google. Guess who’s pic show up the most?

    • Jonathan Smith

      Tiger woods?

      • Bambino

        Never seen his wood before? Was it out there?

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I swear to God, even peasants in the medieval times noticed when royalty shat on them.

  • Clive Johnson

    Hey, not fair! Fake news! Trump is doing business there, like paying for rich people’s tax cuts with cuts to Social Security and Medicare! Librul media lies! Fake news!

  • Lazycrockett
  • Friday

    I tend to presume these ‘golf is really working’ days are how they keep Drumph occupied when he’s particularly melting down/showing derangement/mental incompetence more than usual.

    • Clive Johnson

      That’s a good guess.

  • clay

    Does he never take Barron golfing? Or is that only for guys who can make him money?

    • Friday

      I’m going on the theory that Drumph keeps Barron out of sight because he doesn’t fit in with Drumph’s ludicrous claims to have ‘superior genes.’ It’s probably better that way, to be honest, as much as he spent about a quarter billion at least in taxpayer money trying to keep him stashed away in a tower where he made the Secret Service pay exorbitant *rent* just to do their jobs.

    • ohbear1957

      Barron exists solely as proof that tRump fucked Melania at least once. Sad.

  • boobert

    Get out the box truck again to block the view !

    • Friday

      It’s probably cause Drumph’s probably shambling around yelling at his golf clubs or something.

  • coram nobis

    Making America Golf Again!

    Next week: The Divot To Asia.

  • MonochromeMouse

    And his stupid supporters still bitch about Obama’s golfing.

    • Taylor Bixler

      Well, he was golfing during Katrina dontchaknow….s/
      http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/77/88/b832db9afc0a3c849e7e9112806a1031.jpg

      • Mikey

        did someone reply to this cupid stunt that Bush was actually president during Katrina?

        • Taylor Bixler

          There were so many tweets about obama golfing during katrina post Harvey that I think twitterworld sort of threw up its hands in collective disbelief ultimately.

      • MonochromeMouse

        That does it!!! I demand no less than 6 investigations into just where the hell President Obama was during hurricane Katrina and why he wasn’t in the White House doing something about it!

  • Slippy_World
    • FelineMama

      Unfortunately, only in OUR dreams. He could shoot someone down 5th Ave, in broad daylight & never end up behind bars! (Sound familiar?).
      Such Greatness! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shellback

    He’s getting in as much golf as possible before he’s locked-up/beheaded for being a TREASONOUS FUCKEN NAZI.

  • Nowhereman

    It’s a wonder he can find the time and energy to destroy our country brick by brick.

  • netxtown

    Just wanted to leave this here.

    Stress is caused by the mind overriding the body’s desire to choke the shit out of some asshole who truly deserves it.

    I got stress….

  • Dale Snyder

    Chelsea has it covered (Trump’s angry tweets when Obama golfed):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLBYJIhUoYY

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    What can be said that hasn’t already been said dozens of times before. The sad reality is, this is what this presidency is going to be until such time that the people rise up and do something more practical than just bitching about it. Remember, while this may be laughable to many, it actually costs taxpayers a lot of money to indulge this tin pot dictator wannabe.

  • FelineMama

    What the hell is going on?? Sumin’ is going on!!!!

  • Gianni

    This must be the change so many voters were searching for when they either voted for the doofus or voted for Bernie just to stop Hillary. Well, it’s a change alright. Not at all for the better, but definitely a change. After another three years, Donnie’s number of golf outings will top the combined total of all other former Presidents combined, once again, setting a new all-time record. It’ll just be one record even he isn’t likely to brag about. I wish some gutsy reporter of interviewer would press him on how “getting back to work” somehow means “golfing” for the 4th straight day after “getting back to work”? I’ve worked all my life and, like most of us, that meant punching in at a certain time and punching out after eight or more hours. Understandable that being President is a very different type of job, but he needs to be severely reminded that he works for us – we pay the salary and the bills! He’s a true dictator at heart.

  • Paula

    How can anybody want to golf this much?

  • normadesmond

    Just love how he’s managed to retain his young, girlish figure.