Trump Gloats After Vanity Fair Apologizes For Hillary Clinton Hit Piece, Gets Name Of Editor Wrong [VIDEO]

CBS News reports:

Vanity Fair is trying to defuse criticism of a video mocking Hillary Clinton and her presidential aspirations. In a statement Wednesday, the magazine said the online video was an attempt at humor that regrettably “missed the mark.”

Posted last weekend, the video shows editors of Vanity Fair’s Hive website offering toasts and New Year’s resolutions to Clinton. Among the suggestions: that Clinton take up knitting, volunteer work or any hobby that would keep her from running again for president.

The backlash included a tweet from actress Patricia Arquette with her own proposal — stop telling women what they should or can do.

  • Blake J Butler
  • DreadPikathulhu

    Life is so much better since I stopped reading his tweets and instead focused on the witty responses

  • bkmn
  • FAEN


  • CanuckDon

    Every goddamn person who voted for this piece of shit should have to spend two days by his side as punishment.

    • FAEN

      I say we shove them up his giant asshole for two days.

      • Todd20036

        I’d sooner go there than into one of his bed bug infested hotels.

      • CanuckDon

        His mere presence is the equivalent.

    • Butch

      And second prize will be four days by his side.

  • Treant

    My New Year’s Resolution is to ignore his Tweets as much as the Republicans and Robert Mueller do in terms of implicating himself and simply focus on being as snarky as possible toward our demented asswipe of a “president.”

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      My resolution is to have more sex, but yours is good too.

      • Treant

        I’m not sure I could have more sex. But if we can help out, you’re welcome to join in.


          You’re such a giver. What a kind soul.

          • Treant

            I know, right? Honestly, anybody is welcome to stop by for a cup of sex.

    • Boreal

      I had no resolutions last night and the night before.

      • Treant

        For a moment, I thought that might be a good brew for me, but it would have to be “No Morals.” 🙂

    • Phillip in L.A.

      I’ve been ignoring them since the beginning, Treant–I highly recommend it!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Keep tweeting you stupid stupid man.
    You only make us LOL at your inept ability at literally everything !

  • j.martindale

    He is like a 13-year-old girl who REALLY cares what everybody has to say about her. A very immature 13-year-old girl.

  • Boreal

    “Vanity Fair is trying to defuse criticism of a video mocking Hillary Clinton and her presidential aspirations.”
    Nice work Vanity Fair. We’re in the middle of a huge constitutional crisis where the ‘winner’ of the presidential race only won with help from a foreign power and Vanity Fair thinks it lighthearted to mock the person who actually won the fucking race.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      susan sarandon and jill stein mustve ghost written that piece of shit article

      • wineflask

        With the help of Bernie Sanders and his bros.

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    BTW: The United States Ambassador to the United Kingdom (known formally in the United Kingdom as Ambassador of the United States to the Court of St James’s) is the official representative of the President and the Government of the United States of America to the Queen and Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

    And Donny, you’re STILL not getting an invite to the royal wedding. But you know who is? The black guy, the guy who signed more legislation his first year, the guy who is way more popular, the guy with the bigger inauguration crowd, the guy with a wife who loves him, oh and the the guy with waaaay bigger hands.

    • cleos_mom

      The results of that Gallup poll, most-admired men and women both, was already a pebble in his shoe.

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  • GayOldLady

    DJT…..If you were half as interested in your job as POTUS as you are in what Vanity Fair has to say we’d all be better off. Now, go take a nap old man all the golfing has been hard on you.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I think the world is safer when he’s golfing or tweeting about trivial bullcrap than when he’s president-ing.

      • GayOldLady

        You have a good point, at least on the golf course he’s distracted by hitting the tiny little ball around and tooling around in his golf cart. But, I’ve heard the nuclear football goes with him everywhere which means he
        could start WWIII while tweeting from his golden toilet. Wouldn’t that
        be a hell of an ending?

  • totally OT, but shit like this is more important than the traitor’s tweets:

    Olivia Messer Erin Friar
    12.28.17 8:09 AM ET

    victims of a horrific quadruple murder that has stunned the upstate New
    York city of Troy were found bound with their throats slashed,
    according to police sources quoted by a local news outlet.

    Multiple law-enforcement sources told the Albany Times Union that the family, identified as two young siblings aged 5 and 11, their mother, and the mother’s lesbian partner,
    appear to have been targeted for an unknown reason. The bodies were
    found the afternoon after Christmas, in their rented basement apartment,
    by a property manager who was reportedly asked to do a welfare check.

    are indications at the crime scene that this was not a random act,”
    shaken Troy Police Chief James Tedesco said at press conference
    Wednesday. “After being in this business for almost 42 years, I can’t
    describe the savagery of this. I don’t have the word.”

    “It was the number of people killed, the manner in which they were killed,” Tedesco said. “And the children being involved.”

    names have been released, pending family notification. The mother of
    the children was reported to be 36 years old; the woman’s partner was
    22. The 5-year-old child was a girl; the 11-year-old sibling her
    brother. Tedesco confirmed the women were in a relationship but would
    not elaborate.

    Tedesco declined to identify a cause of death, a possible motive, or the suspected weapon used in the crime.

    the police chief seemed to indicate that a killer or killers may have
    been known to the victims, as he insisted there was no threat to the
    public, despite the heinous scene he has been left to process.

    feel that someone who commits a crime of this magnitude is capable of
    anything, but we do not believe it was a random act,” Tedesco told
    reporters. “We do not believe there is any imminent danger to the

    • Todd20036

      I can guess a motive. A lesbian couple with children?

      I can guess a motive….

      • slaughtered like animals. but the Chief is confused about why.

        …. i am going to take a long walk right now and then buy something to drink. fuck it, i don’t have to work today. this makes me so… i can’t even.

        • Phillip in L.A.

          Hi, c d! I think it’s a great idea to take a long walk and then get a drink….

          If you want or need to talk about it later, we will be here for you.

        • ColdCountry

          I doubt he’s confused, but I don’t doubt he has to refrain from speculating until the investigation is complete.

          Take a nice walk, and don’t freeze to death.

    • band

      Sounds like they were killed by somebody who knows them.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Because it looks like it was someone who knew them, I would start with every family member of both women. I didn’t know it was a lesbian couple until now which leads me to think that could have been the reason. Why anyone would kill children is beyond me and to do it in such a horrible way is pure savagery. It had to take more than one person to do this. I hope they are found, convicted and get the death penalty.

      • i never wish the death penalty for the worst criminals. no, i’m more sinister than that. a long, long life, with lots of excellent health care to prolong it, in a prison with lax enforcement of rules… that’s what i wish on whomever did this, just like i do Cheney.

        • Bj Lincoln

          You have a point. When a person is found guilty beyond doubt for committing crimes like this, I don’t want to pay for any part of keeping them alive. A hole with bread and water until the noose is all they would get from me. Sorry.
          ps Before the ACA they had better healthcare than I did.

          • oh, don’t worry. when i’m Empress? all prisoners (who will only be real prisoners, not people ‘guilty’ of being nonwhite or who use MJ) will earn their own keep. i love the idea of Cheney and these murderers having to slog thru 15hr days, 7 days a week, earning what they currently do pay prisoners (pennies per hour) in order to get food and heat and the lights on in their little cells.

            breaking rocks all day is really, really hard, esp when there’s a whip at your back.

          • Bj Lincoln

            Perfect! Too many people of color are in jail for the wrong reasons. Many are not guilty and/or on minor MJ charges. I do not want a not guilty person put to death either. Modern forensics being better than before has proven some to be NG and that’s a blessing. If a person has been proven to be a killer in a horrible crime like this…..Maybe a personal torturer would put my mind at ease. I bow to your wisdom Madam Empress.

        • Gerry Fisher

          …and line her/his (probably his) cell with pictures of the smiling faces of the people who were killed.

      • ColdCountry

        Why kill the children? To punish the mothers? To save them from the evil of loving parents? Because the person (or persons) is a sadistic sicko?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Jesus fuck!
      My only solace is that it will likely be solved, considering it has to be someone they knew.
      Even the Kids ?!?!?!

      • Ore Carmi


    • Ore Carmi

      How awful, and frightening!

  • KCMC
  • Gustav2

    I am a bit surprised he knew “The Court of St James.”

    • band

      Only because he appointed his longtime friend (and Jets owner) Woody Johnson to the post. You can bet Trump was very excited to be able to share that bit of fanciness with Johnson.

      • Gustav2

        I bet he charged Johnson extra for that.

  • safari

    I suggest we symbolically drop Donald instead of the ball this New Year’s Eve

  • KCMC
    • Boreal

      They were out of chartreuse yarn, dammit!

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I live this so much.

    • stuckinthewoods

      Thanks. For once, fun tweets. “Martha’s Christmas lights are blue and that’s not kosher.”

    • popebuck1

      At least she didn’t do the tired old “IF my conduct at JoAnn’s Fabrics offended anyone” routine.

    • Professor Barnhardt

      I bookmarked that Twitter account. What a hoot. Thanks.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      That happened to me once, but fortunately, it was in the days before almost-universal camera-phone ownership

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist

    Damn Donald you are the President of the USA

    Are you telling me and the American people that this little bit of “none” news came across your desk!

    NO, you were watching Fox News (something you claim NOT to do) and could not resist being even more petty and using the office of President to do so…

  • AtticusP

    Here’s hoping your administration is on its last legs, you sorry sack of shit.

  • cleos_mom

    In a statement Wednesday, the magazine said the online video was an attempt at humor that regrettably “missed the mark.”

    There’s nothing so grotesque that its creator would hesitate to use the “it was a joke” excuse.

    Since November 2016 we’ve all seen how effective comedy can be in social activism; it’s time we stopped thinking of it as harmless or a one-size-fits-all excuse.

  • band

    Not much to see here.

    In 2013, while retaining her post at Vogue, Wintour was elevated to creative director of Condé Nast. So, while I doubt Trump is aware of that promotion, he’s not wrong. The new Vanity Fair editor does report to her. (Whether Wintour had anything to do with the snarky piece about Clinton is another matter. But I’d bet she did have a hand in the subsequent apology—and may have even personally apologized to Hillary.) And, yes, Wintour has been a longtime fundraiser for Clinton AND was rumored to be in the running for ambassador to the UK in a Clinton administration.

  • KCMC

    OT vintage distraction, Hold me while I shoot.
    (1st day out, cabin fever cold diversions)

    • Treant

      It’s gonna be incredible when that finally goes “bang.”

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Sky rockets in flight
      afternoon delight…
      ah ah afternoon delight

    • Hank
    • loading the dishwasher takes on a whole different meaning when we don’t actually have one, he does the dis…..

    • Daveed_WOW

      The “Seventies” were born that day.

    • JCF

      A dyke inquires: is this what they call a “reach-around”?

    • coram nobis

      What they needed to catch ze Fokkers out during ze Big Push.

  • Henry Auvil

    Wintour is the Editorial Director for all of Conde Nast’s publications, but still… This is pathetic and embarrassing.

    • JAKvirginia

      And she wanted Ambassador to GB?! As if. Even his gossip is crap.

      • Henry Auvil

        Yeah, like she’d give up a million-plus salary, the power of being the Empress of Fashion, her NYC townhouse, global travel and being gatekeeper to the Met Ball for such a lowly position… Never.

  • Bambino

    The dotard sees every older women with power and money as his mother. It’s a prepubescent teen in him that is constantly lashing out. If he can’t stick his whimpy dick in them, he will abuse them. That sums up his non existence human relationship with woman. As with men, he used or be used like a little bitch. Again, no existence of human bondage very similar traits possessed by serial killers and psychopaths.

  • shellback

    Hey, Dullard Thump, Why are you concentrating on childish things when you have an entire country to fuck over?

    ps – I look forward to pissing on your grave with great anticipation. How about tomorrow?

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I plan on planting a yam on his grave.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    I make the assumption this is the first time Vanity Fair pinged on his radar. How did he find out about it? Was it on Fox & Friends?

    • danolgb
      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        HA! Of course!

        • PickyPecker
          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            Lol !

          • Phillip in L.A.

            Hey, where did s/he get opposable thumbs?!? I asked Santa for a couple of those, and all he brought me was more goddam bones and treats and , , , excuse me

          • JCF

            Wow, and I thought reptiles shut down in cold weather!

          • ColdCountry

            I love people who do crazy stuff like that just to make other people laugh.

      • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

        I would know this how? Never watch that channel willingly.

  • Joe in PA

    So is this an example of the kinds of stories that his “advisors” are feeding him? Yeah, that’s working out well.

    DO. YOUR. JOB Preznit…you wanted this.

    • JAKvirginia

      Don’t know if he particularly “wanted” it, but he got it, so yeah. I believe he wanted the title and the prestige and the power. The responsibilities that go with it? Meh.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Very few things make me see red, alas, after I watched that video the other day I was wondering…..gee, is this Fox or Vanity Fair?

    That vid wasn’t just a misfire it was a complete fuckup.

    • Treant

      Oh, come on, it was just a joke! Don’t you have a sense of humor about these things? What are you, humorless?

      Seriously, that claim is the last bastion of the bully, the fool, and the person who just realizes they fucked up bad.

      • Cuberly Deux

        I’d be curious to know if there was a woman involved in the writing and production.

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          No. Just fratboys.

          • Cuberly Deux

            Sure looks like it.

    • kareemachan

      …and they didn’t think this wouldn’t go over that well? Really?

      • Cuberly Deux

        It was breitbart level sexist bull crap.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Why do I think that’s yet another Miller the nazi tweet, not donnie.

  • JoeMyGod

    OT: I’ll be offline for a couple of hours this afternoon while I travel back to FTL on the final leg of my holiday couch surfing around Florida.

    • JoeMyGod

      *No actual couches involved. Everybody has a very nice guest room.

      • Joe in PA

        “guest room” {wink wink]

      • William

        You would have to share with a couple cats and maybe a dog at my house.

      • Hank

        If you need an extra guest room in FTL, Joe get in touch! 😇

      • Vinnie NYC

        Enjoy your much needed time off and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all your hard work and keeping us so very much informed. XOXO Vinnie ❤️💜💙

      • Thornton

        Joe……First of all, I want to thank you for having this website and allowing us to make our postings and comments. I gratefully appreciate it. Second, I want to wish you and yours a very Happy and Prosperous New Year. Third, I want to tell you that you are one Sexy and Handsome Man….Hot Damn!…..YeeeeHaw!!!! Take care……If ever you and yours want to ever visit South of the Border, let me know. SW coast of Mexico, plenty of room in the house, ocean 250 ft away, pool 35 ft away. Yep. Retired here because the buck goes miles here……Thornton

    • PickyPecker

      Safe travels, Joe! See you on the flip side. XO

      • Joe in PA

        a friend of ours is a disk jockey for a jazz station in Philly…that is one of his expressions. Naturally. 🙂

        • PickyPecker

          Warning: sub-zero temps heading your way.

          • Joe in PA

            Ugh, I know. I’m not really a fan of super cold weather. Snow on the other hand…bring it! Single digits again tonight. But I checked my brother’s weather (in MN but near Fargo)… -28. MINUS 28. Ouch.

    • kareemachan

      Enjoy yourself! We’re heading out to friends on Whidbey for Xmas: The Rest of the Story.

      • Phillip in L.A.

        Ooh, I have some scary memories of Whidbey Island from childhood, where I was held down and force-fed salmon

    • William

      Don’t worry, we’ll be good.

      Where’s my spitball straw?

    • zhera

      No trip to the Keys this year, Joe?

      • JoeMyGod

        I just got back!

  • Paula
    • Tawreos

      He thinks that what Twitter is.

  • kareemachan

    No effing way did drumpster shitgibbon write “beside herself in grief”

    • Harveyrabbit

      Wait until someone points that out to him. He’ll claim he coined the term.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    He deserves all the gloating he hears if/when he pays in any way for the shit he has wrought.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    following the link to “Democracy diva”‘s tweets is worthwhile.

  • JAKvirginia

    Man who gets nothing right sez what?

  • Slippy_World
  • ETownCanuck

    He should be careful taking shots at Anna Wintour…I’m sure Melania’s reception at Fashion Week is already pretty frosty, it would be a shame if he ruined one of the only remaining perks of her marriage for her.

  • marshlc

    God Damn It! You’re the president of your nation, can you not compose an English sentence?

    At the very least, get some fifth grader to cast an eye over your tweets and tidy up the grammar before you post them.

    I know that compared to the real damage he is doing, his illiteracy is small potatoes, but by god it gets up my nose.

    • Mikey

      He’s just representing his constituents the best he can!

  • Max_1
    • -M-

      Just how many gypsy witches did Donnie piss off? And why couldn’t they have gone with the ‘thinner’ curse?

      • ColdCountry

        Eat the pie, Donny. It’s even better than chocolate cake, and not as fattening.

    • Gianni

      So prophetic.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • charemor

      You realize that he doesn’t understand half of the words you wrote.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada


  • Max_1
    • coram nobis

      “No, We do not have Prince Albert in a can!”

      • Phillip in L.A.

        But, is your refrigerator running?

        • coram nobis

          Yes, it ran away with the repair man.

  • Gerry Fisher

    May all these proclamations of publications being on their “last legs” be pure projection.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Well, there goes any chance of a Trump being invited to the Met Ball — ever.

    • Henry Auvil

      She already confirmed that Trumps were permanently off the list. SAD!

  • JCF

    Vogue? Vanity Fair?

    The only V word Drumpf cares about, is the one he can grab.

    • Natty Enquirer

      And that word is vulva, despite the widespread ignorance of anatomy which leads most people to call it “vagina.”

      • JCF

        Well, vulva external/vagina internal.

      • Gianni

        Vulva just doesn’t have quite the ring to it that vagina has.

  • coram nobis

    This is the editor they call “Nuclear Wintour”? That one?

  • Barry William Teske

    OT: Who says friends can’t be bought?

    “She later sent invitations to the group for a Jan. 3 reception to “thank you for your friendship to the United States.”

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    Actually, the video isn’t that bad, and has some good suggestions.

    It also ends on a high note. ‘Too bad some couldn’t watch for 1:03.

    Sad !

    • LesbianTippingHabits

      PS. What Vanity Fair needs to ask Sydney Biddle Barrows:

      Was Donald Trump a client? Or on the Do Not Send list?

  • mark99k

    I’d love to see a tally of the various organizations, companies, and media outlets that Trump has declared “failing” or “on its last legs,” alongside graphs of their membership numbers, stock prices, or circulation figures. I bet it’d be a pleasurable read.