REPORT: British Leaders Fear Trump’s Rage If Obamas Get Invitation To Royal Wedding And He Doesn’t

Raw Story reports:

Prince Harry’s spring wedding to Meghan Markle will be the social event of 2018 for world leaders, but UK Prime Minister Theresa May’s government is worried about former President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle attending the nuptials.

“The 33-year-old prince has become good friends with the Obamas since bonding with them during the Invictus Games,” The Sun explained. “The property billionaire does not hide his loathing of Mr Obama and is expected to be enraged if his predecessor gets the coveted call up when he won’t.”

More from The Sun:

The young Royal couple’s dislike of the new president is well known. Meghan made disparaging comments about him on social media during his election campaign last year.

There are deep fears among senior Foreign Office and No10 officials that another perceived national snub will make it impossible for Theresa May to meaningfully engage with Trump.

  • Bob Black

    It should be Harry and Meghan’s decision and no one else’s.

    • Chucktech

      Ya know, it should be, but I’d bet that it isn’t. That’s part of the Faustian bargain Royals make.

      • Uncle Mark

        Of course Prince Harry could invite President Man-Baby and follow it up with the seating arrangements (if Drumpf’s people don’t ask for them first). Harry could show that the shitgibbon is sitting in the cheap seats compared to beloved Obamas. That would be enough to have the Fucking Moron decline the invite without having a full-scale rage-on, but will give Twitler enough to quietly seethe over.

        • Chucktech

          If an invitation MUST be given to Trump I would hope that’s the least they would do.

          • juanjo54

            It is not a state wedding, only a private one. No heads of state except the one’s related to the Windsors.

          • ChrisMorley

            It’s also being held in Queen Elizabeth’s private Chapel Royal, in her Windsor Castle residence. It’s big for a Royal Chapel, but doesn’t have the capacity of St Paul’s Cathedral, or Westminster Abbey, which are used for state occasions.

          • Steverino

            Which would be slightly more than sending him thoughts and prayers.

          • David Lightfoot

            I don’t think they would risk the crowds of protestors. There are enough anti-monarchists and trump loathers to shut London down.

          • Dazzer

            Not that many anti-monarchists. even anti-monarchists rather like the Queen.

            But the Government is already prepared for the largest demonstrations in British history against Trump.

          • RoFaWh

            May we also hope that it is addressed to Donald J. Trump, Esq, Trump Tower, NYC, and invites only him, no wives, no kids, no nothing except the blithering idiot.

        • nocadrummer

          Having the Obamas sit next to (or as close as possible, given “protocols” of high society) Harry and his new wife, and having the Trumps at the least-favored position would be right.

          Now, where did I put my Emily Post book on etiquette….

          • Duh-David

            Does Emily Post apply to some one like Comrade Trump?

            Don’t you think Donald Trump would just push aside other heads of state to get to a position where he is in more photographs and newsreels?

            http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/25/politics/trump-pushes-prime-minister-nato-summit/index.html

            And wasn’t there also a charity function where he just sat himself at the head table of an event to which he wasn’t even invited — a charity to which he had not donated?

          • RoFaWh

            Your recollection is allegedly true. (I wasn’t there so cannot vouch for this myself.)

            The man is not only nuts, he’s a pig.

          • Nowhereman

            Ah yes–the man of the people act.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Etiquette applies to EVERYONE….whether or not they are boors is their own business as ‘The Donald” has shown us in the past. Since our President seems to be unable to behave in polite society and shows a complete lack of anything resembling grace, I am sure Ms. Post would have been comfortable labeling Trump a social pariah and “cutting him off” …that is….shunning him and his company. While politically he needs to be recognized, one need not do so socially.

          • RoFaWh

            You need a copy of Pemily Oost, the go-to book on how to be rude without attracting undue attention.

          • Galvestonian

            Sit the Trumps in the coat closet.

          • Craig Howell

            Or at the Kiddies’ Table (if the kiddies are too young to mind).

        • Politicians who are not personal friends of Meghan and Harry are not going to be invited – unless they have to be. This is the entire point. It is not a State Occasion, and there is no room for them. St. George’s Chapel only seats 800 – not the 2000 of Westminster Abbey. Some must be invited — The Prime Ministers of the UK (and the Commonwealth Realms — the 16 nations of which the Queen is head of State HAVE to come – so you will see Justin Trudeau there (and his wife). Also, the leaders of some of the other parties in the UK have to be invited — you simply must do this (Jeremy Corbyn for example). You also have to invite the heads of the armed forces (Harry is head of the Marines, Prince Philip the Navy), the Archbishops of the Church of England, the Catholic Cardinal of Britain, Chief Rabbi and Iman, etc. . But once you do this — and invite the entire extended Royal Family and Meghan’s family, and heads of charities, etc. — there is no room to invite Trump. You then have to invite other heads of state (like Macron and Merkel and their entourage) or cause international incidents. I am not sure The Queen also will want to invite her cousins, The Queen of Denmark, and King of Spain, Sweden, Norway, Belgium, and The Netherlands (the ex King of Greece will be there anyway).

          • Gustav2

            I am wondering if they didn’t have Ms Markle at the Sandringham Christmas (first ever fiancee’) was to make sure the unfortunate “jokes” Prince Philip has said over the years were swept away.

            I also wonder if HRH will live long enough for the wedding. Every time I hear of a 96 year old having so many winter colds…and now the holidays have passed…

          • Philip seems well enough, he was walking well to Church. I think Meghan was invited to dinner because Harry wanted her there and The Queen adores him apparently — and she has no family to go in the UK. Three years ago she agreed to have Kate’s family, The Middletons, over to Christmas Day lunch (they were staying at William’s place next to Sandringham) which was more of a big deal — that was the inlaws! She has really chilled out about protocol – just do not ask her to have Princess Michael (brooch lady) over for lunch please- she must have been livid when she saw that.

          • Gustav2

            Yes, the Kents do get a lot of “good” press, don’t they! /s

          • ChrisMorley

            In Britain the worst of the winter weather is in January and February, so there is still time for pneumonia to strike.

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            If it means kicking Tangerine Hitler to the curb she’ll carry through. The English don’t suffer boorish manners.

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            Precisely. There is historical precedent for this. Despite the publicity, their wedding is still a private affair.

        • ChrisMorley

          The wedding seating plans would inevitably ensure tRump wouldn’t get any view, even he did manage to steal a secondhand ticket. Obama is Harry’s deputy godfather, so he gets a posh seat in the Choir, with fam.
          Most of the seats in St George’s Chapel are seperated from the Choir, by a very solid view-obstructing screen.

        • Galvestonian

          Cheap seats hell … make him wait outside the church and at the reception put a table next to the dumpsters outside the catering tent – serve him the mega bean burger from the British ‘Wimpy’ burger chain ( chips extra ) and serve him a Scottish fizzy drink called Irn Bru -The life blood of Scotland, this beautiful beverage is the king of all soft drinks without dispute. It’s such a badass drink that it is impossible to convey its flavour into words. And it will chase away even the most severe hangover. It is truly an unknown flavour.

        • Wizardpatch

          If you think Trump cares about Harry marrying a dumb SJW, you are naive.

          • Uncle Mark

            Trump doesn’t care about anyone, except himself, actually…but he does care about being treated better & respected on the world stage…especially if the Obamas are receiving those honors …especially by our British allies…even more so by its royalty. If you don’t believe that it doesn’t bother Trump that it’s a known fact that the Queen detests him, refuses to give him the welcome that other world leaders have received, let alone won’t schedule a meeting time with him, then you’re deluding yourself…but then again, you’ve already deluded yourself into believing that it’s the “SJW” bride that would repel Trump from being a part of such pageantry.

      • Reality.Bites

        Or anyone whose parents are paying!

    • lymis

      If Harry and Meghan were someone else, yes it should be. But whether they like it or not, their wedding is a state occasion, and state considerations need to apply. If they don’t want what comes with being royals, they shouldn’t BE royals.

      If they’re only inviting personal friends, then yes, the Obamas should be invited but not the Trumps. If other world leaders are invited, then yes, the Trumps should be invited. That doesn’t mean they should be pandered to.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Great. I hear Duterte of the Philippines has some awesome party tricks to show off at the reception.

      • Dazzer

        This isn’t a State occasion. The Royal family is paying for the wedding. The taxpayers are only paying for policing and protection.

        As such, who gets an invite is an entirely personal matter for Harry, Meghan and their families.

      • MonochromeMouse

        Fuck that, the trumps deserve to be shunned. No country should have any state visits whatsoever with Dotard. Treat him like he’s nobody important until America gets an actual president again.

    • SFDeacon

      Actually, it’s paid for by the state, so the state should have a say.

    • iambu

      Agreed, but Spouse and I also said that about our wedding, then my mom stepped in. There were probably a good 30 people on “my” side (big wedding…way too big…) that I’d never even met. Traditional-style weddings create weird diplomatic issues.

  • bkmn
    • Hunter M

      Maybe Merkel can loan her a pair. She sure knows how to deal with a fucking moron.

  • Chucktech

    Meaningfully engage with Trump?? Oh, fuck that. Invite the Obamas and fuck Donald Trump.

    • Charlie

      Exactly! Why would they invite an IDIOT who made perverted comments about his deceased mother? It would be a perfect snub to a sexual pervert. The Obamas should be invited and no guilt should be experienced by not inviting the orange DUMP!

      • John Davis

        Perverted comments about his deceased mother? Trump trash talking Diana? I never heard or saw anything about that. I believe you, just didn’t know he was that crass.

        • BlackGayVeganAtheist

          Donald Trump boasts he could have had sex with Princess Diana and joked about forcing her to have an HIV test in a radio interview just months after she died

          http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-howard-stern-princess-diana-671353

          Donald Trump said he would have slept with Princess Diana in a radio interview recorded just three years after her death, but he joked that he would have had the British royal get an HIV test first.

          According to a transcript of an appearance on The Howard Stern Show in 2000, one of a package of previously unreleased recordings uploaded to the Factbase website and first reported on by Newsweek, Stern asked Trump: “You would have slept with her?”

          “Without even hesitation,” came the response.

          • Gustav2

            The Obamas may graciously ask to not be invited so it will not to cause a Trumpfit.

            The Firm and the Obamas know how to do these things.

          • Queequeg

            They shouldn’t have to. Barack Obama and Prince Harry became friends during the Invictus Games. Harry should be able to invite a friend to his wedding.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            HS: “Would you have stabbed him in the face?”
            Diana: “Without even hesitation.”

          • popebuck1

            Nice wording of the question there. Conveniently leaving aside the question of whether SHE would have slept with HIM.

          • David Walker

            “Hey, lady. Don’t you know who I am. Hundreds of women want to have sex with me and you don”t. You some stuck-up princess or something? Get this straight, lady…I get what I want when I want it.” May the chefs slip him pieces of shit daily. Even that would be too good for him.

          • Piet

            Does he like chocolate pie?

          • David Walker

            Two slices.

          • Nowhereman

            “I moved on her like a bitch. She was married but…”

          • Wizardpatch

            Unlike their father, at least he was interested in her.

          • BlackGayVeganAtheist

            What a shitty and callous thing to say…but alas one is behind the internet and all things go…

          • Chicago joe

            Here here, thanks for calling that shit out BGVA. Wizard patch can slink back to breitbart where I am sure he is the wit of all time. What a little fart sniffing twat.

          • Wizardpatch

            Their own dad was an arsehole to their mom. At least Trump thought she was attractive

        • Gerry Fisher

          Who knew that hanging out at Howard Stern’s radio show as a such a good preparation for being leader of the free world. /s

        • RoFaWh

          He isn’t that crass; he’s much, much crasser.

          In addition to his multitude of other shortcomings: always lies, ignorant of things most people learned in grade four, stupid, unmannerly, fat, ill;-kempt, etc etc etc.

      • BlackGayVeganAtheist

        Recordings of the billionaire have emerged of him talking about the tragic Royal with shock jock Howard Stern.

        He cracked jokes about giving the Princess a HIV test before having sex with her in the radio chat in November 1997.

        Mum-of-two Diana, beloved around the world, and known for standing up for people with Aids, had died just two months earlier at the end of August.

        The property mogul said “we want to give you a little checkup” as he acts out a scene with Stern where he makes Diana get a HIV test.

        https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/647707/Princess-Diana-Death-Crash-Paris-Donald-Trump-Howard-Stern-Audio-HIV-US-Prince-Charles

        • David Walker

          I had not heard about that before. That alone should bar him and the First Tramp from being invited to anything anywhere ever, ever again. I would probably NEVER say this to Bugs or Elmer, but I could definitely see saying this to the Liar in Chief, with all the saliva I could muster:
          https://youtu.be/7Xrw0gbnNuU?t=2s

          • Vinnie NYC

            Up vote for “First Tramp”. I’m still going to ask if I can SO use that when referring to her 🤗

          • David Walker

            I probably got it from someone else, so feel free to use it as you see fit.

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          • Paul Dameron

            He’s had several more tramos though…I believe Ivana was the first tramp 🙂 nice how tramp and Trump are almost spelled the same.

        • kaydenpat

          I didn’t know Trump has made vile comments about Princess Di but am not surprised. He’s such a pig.

        • JaniceInToronto

          Those recording desperately need to be made pubic as soon as possible.

          • BlackGayVeganAtheist

            AGREED keep the shame spotlight on this HORRIBLE man

        • Tj Long

          Why does Howard Stern get a free pass, with all the vulgar, disgusting things he has said about and to women over the years? Why does he get to keep his job after egging Trump on to tell vulgar stories on air? Stern should be struck down with Trump just like all the other men who have recently lost their jobs over sexual harassment

    • BlackGayVeganAtheist

      The old saying is true…

      This is their DAY and NOT for the Trumps

      Who the FUCK wants to deal with the EGOCENTRIC asshole that is Donald on their wedding day…

      http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/overly-confident-8.gif

      • Jon

        Melania didn’t want to, either.

    • skyweaver

      AND Rosie O’Donnell. And all the women he’s assaulted. And Hillary. And James Comey. And all the contractors he’s stiffed over the years. And the people about to be kicked off Obamacare

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        The royal need to invite Bill, Hillary, and the Obama family. And not 45 or his pack of idiot crotch droppings.

        With any luck he’ll be blessed by the mother of all aneurysms and our problems will resolve themselves. Oh, that would also be the day that St. Mueller drives up to both the Capitol and the White House with a fleet of FBI buses and arrests all of them.

    • Kelly Lape

      “Meaningfully engage with Trump??” – I hear that in an outraged Monty Pythonesque voice.

      • Nowhereman

        A meaningful engagement would involve a two by four.

    • ChrisMorley

      The Sun is a nasty rightwing tabloid part of Rupert Murdoch’s media stable. It was deeply involved in the scandal of hacking celebrities’ cell phones and notoriously blamed Liverpool soccer fans for perishing in a dreadful crush at Hillsborough stadium in Sheffield, where 96 fans died and 766 were injured in the worst disaster in British sporting history [1989]. The stadium was known to be unsafe and incompetent policing was to blame. It is still almost impossible to buy the Sun in Liverpool, it is so despised.

    • yes b’y
    • BlackGayVeganAtheist

      Harry and Meghan will be married at Windsor (private wedding since the Royal Family owns it) and NOT at Westminster (state wedding) therefore it is a NO to Trump

      • ChrisMorley

        That’s already the arrangements.

        • BlackGayVeganAtheist

          Perfect now it is time to snub Trump and his family which will cause him to act like a child…

          • Nowhereman

            Huh! that ship has already sailed.

      • RoFaWh

        Windsor Castle is what’s called “a royal peculiar”, meaning that the monarch decides what goes on there, not the bureaucracy.

      • Steve Smith

        Exactly. Its a private wedding, not a state occasion. Paid for by the family, though the additional security necessary (due largely to the “war on terror”) will doubtless cost the state a few pounds…which most will be happy to pay.

    • Etoain Shrdlu

      Give Trump’s current poll ratings, my guess is that more than half of the citizens of the United States would be delighted if Trump were snubbed while the Obamas get invited. Of the remainder, probably 80 percent probably think that Buckingham Palace is a Trump hotel in Las Vegas. So if The Donald isn’t invited, they’ll be confused. Who cares?

      Yours very crankily,
      The New York Crank

    • Queequeg

      Precisely.

    • Steve Smith

      It isn’t possible to “meaningfully” engage with someone incapable of either telling the truth or keeping his promises anyway. The USA is being largely ignored globally while the rest of us, and particularly the Chinese, continue to engage in trade discussions, diplomacy and try to deal with the trash currently coming from your government.

  • NMNative

    What a wonderful snub to little donnie for the prince to invite the Obama’s. It would certainly make up for them not inviting me.

  • leastyebejudged

    Pusses

  • Boreal

    Too bad. Theresa May better suck it up. The Royals can invite whomever they wish. It is a wedding, not a diplomatic visit.

    “There are deep fears among senior Foreign Office and No10 officials that
    another perceived national snub will make it impossible for Theresa May
    to meaningfully engage with Trump.”

    Hahahahahahaha, “meaningfully engage with Trump.”

    • Chucktech

      Really! There’s no substance or “meaning” or even the first scintilla of trust with this grotesque imbecile. Engage in WHAT?

      • Boreal

        It means she won’t get to kiss his fat ass.

  • alguien

    bear in mind, the original source for this rumor is the murdoch publication, the sun. one of the tackiest tabloids you could ever find.

    • leastyebejudged

      More fake news.

    • zhera

      Yup. I doubt that the British government is worried. I DON’T doubt that it would enrage Donnie and lead him to embarrass himself even more.

      • jeffg166

        He’ll take the low road once again with some cheap shot. So predictable. Sad.

      • David Walker

        His wedding present to the happy couple? Well, especially if the Obamas are there…nuke Windsor. “What? No. What did I say? I never gave anybody the codes. I don’t know how it could have happened, believe me.”

  • boobert
    • Dayglo

      “I would attend but there’s no one at home to care for my pussy.”

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Bambino

      He can stuffed himself with Mc D.

    • ColdCountry

      Where is that Golum gif? The ‘nobody likes you’ one.

  • Bluto

    Dear Great Britain, I humbly suggest you allow a Scottish delegation to craft a proper response for trump.

  • Sporkfighter

    “There are deep fears among senior Foreign Office and No10 officials that another perceived national snub will make it impossible for Theresa May to meaningfully engage with Trump.”

    What does “meaningful engagement with Trump” look like, and why would anyone want it?

    • boobert

      “meaningful engagement with Trump”

      Is that even possible?

    • Chucktech

      Under Trump, the United States has shown that we are an unreliable, if not Quixotic partner on the world stage. I would blame no nation for not wanting to “engage” with us on any substantive non-military issue.

    • Bambino

      The dotard does nothing meaningful, hence zero invitation.

    • Bob Conti

      Nobody else can have a meaningful engagement with this trivial person, why does May think that she can?

      • Reality.Bites

        Because she, like Justin Trudeau and Mexico’s leader, have little choice. We have NAFTA at stake, they have a coming world where they need trade partners.

        Our three countries are like people putting up with sexual harassment because the perp is vastly more rich and powerful than we are.

      • Hunter M

        With Britain leaving the EU, it’s even more important that May keeps trade with the US intact.

        • Bob Conti

          Well, except trade isn’t really determined by the politicians, it’s really controlled by the international corporations, to which Trump shall and does kowtow. So while a wedding snub may set him off on a Twitter rage, I can’t see it having any kind of substantive affect on U.S.-GB trade policies.

    • clay

      why would anyone want it?

      Brexit.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Is the UK lacking in bacon-prep innovations (pretty much our economy at this point)?

    • BobSF_94117

      The May govt is desperate for a trade deal, any trade deal, with anyone…

      • Sporkfighter

        Negotiating with Trump is a fool’s task. He’s not consistent day-to-day or even hour-by-hour. Months of work would likely be scrapped by a single tweet about radical British Muslim birds crapping on the U.S. embassy in London or the mayor of an Uzbek village wearing a MAGA hat backwards while watching a British skier at the winter Olympic games.

        • RoFaWh

          A reminder that Trump’s lawyers only meet with him in pairs so they have a witness to whatever he “promises”. Promises less substantial than soap bubbles, btw.

    • Acronym Jim

      It looks like Melania and even she is thinking regrexit.

  • edrex

    what is this dysfunctional need to protect commander bone spur’s feelings? fuck him. i assume the royal wedding is not an official diplomatic occasion.

    • Chucktech

      Unfortunately, I’m not entirely sure that it’s not, actually, an official diplomatic occasion.

  • BearEyes

    it would be rude not to invite the Obama’s

  • Bob Conti

    He gets invited or what? Declare our independence from the Crown? Seriously, what can he really, from a substantive standpoint, do? If the PM was a member of the Labour Party, this wouldn’t even be a thing.

  • Bambino

    It should be a movement. All major events should send out invitation to Obama if nothing else just to watch the dotard and his supporters heads explode.

  • ChrisInKansas

    For God’s sake, DON’T invite him! He will make the wedding ALL about himself.

    • Chucktech

      Not only would he do that, he couldn’t help but do that. It’s who what he is.

    • nocadrummer

      He’d probably claim he introduced the couple.

      • Jonathan Smith

        yeah.
        at an Anti-dRump rally.

    • lymis

      If they don’t invite him, he’ll make it all about himself. That’s going to happen regardless.

      • Bambino

        Worst. He is going to tell Meghan to lose weight and making fun of Harry going bald.

    • RoFaWh

      He will try to make the wedding all about himself.

      There are countries where party crashers and their ilk are given very short shrift.

  • Gustav2

    Is it possible for Theresa May to meaningfully engage with Trump.

    • Bambino

      She is just an usher to remind him to turn his chair around or where to face in a conference.

  • Boreal
  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Nobody can meaningfully engage with him unless they got billions of dollars and a peepee tape on him then he’s like a pussy cat.

  • overandover17

  • clay

    Kiss-Cam!

    inappropriate?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Has he ever grabbed a princess by the pussy?

      This may be his only chance.

      • clay

        (I meant Joe’s lede photo)

        • Lumpy Gaga

          I know, but I still can’t deal with my best President stealing my husband.

      • Andrew Stevens

        Hell, I bet that orange fucker would grab the Royal Pussy of the Queen, if he’s given the chance…

        • Lumpy Gaga

          “I moved on her like a Corgi.”

  • Bambino

    I can’t wait for him to tweet. I am dying to reply.

  • Bob Conti

    You know what would be super fun? For the reception, everyone gets two scoops of ice cream with the wedding cake except Hair Furor, who only gets one.

    • Reality.Bites

      Super fun would be the Queen taking Trump into custody for treason against the Crown due to the Revolution.

      • Bob Conti

        I’m sure they could modify the London Tower dungeons for his stay, maybe even put him on exhibit.

  • safari

    The ratchet girl stays home

  • fuzzybits

    All the more reason to invite them and get them on camera as much as possible.

  • ClevelandJim

    Oh fuck this. It’s a wedding not a damned international summit. The couple getting married don’t like the fake prez–he shouldn’t expect an invitation, and shame on ANYONE in the British government who plays into his childish drama.

    • Reality.Bites

      It’s also a high-security event. Having a sitting US President there increases the costs drastically. More so with one hated by the Great British public.

      No matter what happens with the Obama invitation, Trump’s not invited.

      And if the Prince and Meghan choose to go on a fantastic honeymoon trip with a couple of good friends on a well-deserved second honeymoon , that’s their business.

      • Ron Robertson

        If they do somehow let asswipe attend, they should make it clear they are NOT providing him any security whatsoever. Then casually mention that his fake hair is similar to the color of a red fox.

        • thatotherjean

          Not so! A red fox (or two?) lives in our neighborhood. His fur is much more beautifully red-orange than that thing on Trump’s head.

          • Ron Robertson

            Shhhh!!! Don’t tell asswipe that! They can invite dick cheney to go “fox hunting,” what could go wrong?

  • Reality.Bites

    OT: I know this is related to some Asian thing of romance between high school boys aimed at teenage girls, much like most American fan-fiction is of male pairings between gay or straight characters, but this is still rather adorable, if politically incorrect.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCjOd5InIhc

    OB Gleek: This would have created quite a conflict in Sam. He’d realize he’s supposed to be gay (as indeed was intended originally) but wouldn’t be able to figure out if he’s supposed to like the guy in the blazer (Blaine) or the arrogant guy (Kurt) and what must it be like to be in a high school where every girl is Tina Cohen-Chang.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36gXrgr-RVo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffv5YsEiG3U

  • Bambino

    Harry and Meghan should just elope. Obama will officiate. Will tweet out when it’s done.

  • Gustav2

    Isn’t there a semi-hidden balcony in St Georges Chapel Queen Victoria used…along with a outside second story walkway to bet back into the Palace?

  • clay

    Is this part of that new game– Invite, Wed, or Kill?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Hold my beer.

      Marry Harry,
      Invite Obama,
      [bannable] Trump

      • Bambino

        I think being ignore works better. It tortures him to no end.

  • fuzzybits

    donnie’s upset he’s not going to be a bridesmaid.

    • Bambino

      I’m sure the Royal Family can make it a huge wedding and have the dotard and his whore be sitting in a dungeon under a castle that hasn’t been use for centuries far far away from the actual event.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Always a brand, never a product.

  • KaBoomBOX

    PleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease Let this happen!

  • DisqusD37

    So invite the Trumps or the asshole president will get cranky? Fuck him.

  • turtle73

    Obama represents the United States. Trump doesn’t.

    End of story.

  • Daveed_WOW

    Being made to feel afraid at the reaction of a bully is itself bullying. A well-placed kick with a pointed boot is the only way to make a bully shut up.

  • boobert

    I don’t think Harry or Meagan give a shit about the moron ! Obama is a friend of their’s, and will be there.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Suck it up, Teresa.

  • hdtex
    • Todd20036

      What’s worse, his base would believe him

      • RoFaWh

        There’s a silver lining to that cloud: when Trump is forcibly sent to Gitmo, you can tell his troops that he’s seen the light and entered a Tibetan monastery to contemplate the infinite.

  • Dayglo

    Dear House of Windsor — Fuck Trump and his trashy family. Don’t dare invite him. Donald will demand a carriage ride, throne, crown and ermine cape. You wouldn’t invite the Hillside Strangler, would you? Invite the Obamas, Clintons, Carters and maybe a Bush or two. Send a message.

    • RoFaWh

      No, don’t send a message. Send a written note “We did not invite you or your family because you are a bunch of corrupt, criminal, low-born peasants.”

      • Dayglo

        Agreed.

  • Who gives a shit what the orange baboon thinks?

    • Bambino

      You know he is going to fling his feces. Good to notify everyone, in case they pass by the zoo he is house in.

    • MaryJOGrady

      “[T]hinks” is such a strong term for whatever happens inside that loathsome skull.

  • Michael R
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Fear NOT !

    Let this happen !!

  • overandover17

    Never mind the Obamas. Wait until the Clintons get an invite over any one from the Trump family. The Royals play a long game. Maybe Putin should orchestrate some kind of wedding so the Trumps can get an International invite.

  • Boreal

    I can see why they don’t want the orange shitstain there:
    He’s the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.

  • FAEN

    Oh please please let them keep BLOTUS off the invite list while Prince Harry and Obama talk up a storm.

    Oh to be a fly on the wall watching BLOTUS’ baby tantrum.

  • boobert

    It makes me think of the lowlife people having weddings at moron properties . I could just see him trying to kiss the bride.

    • Dayglo

      That prick would shove his way to the front, wouldn’t he?

      • RoFaWh

        That’s correct. Correct that he’s a prick and correct that he’d shove to the front.

        He’s all about “me, me, me, me.”

      • thatotherjean

        Ask the Prime Minister of Montenegro.

    • stuckinthewoods

      “You didn’t notice ‘droit de seigneur’ in the rental contract? Should have read the fine print.”

  • Alan Scott Goeringer

    Infuriating The Donald is a good a reason as any to invite the Obamas.

  • mikeinftl

    Sorry, but I don’t care whether lil Donny’s feelings get hurt or not, I have too many other things to worry about.

  • JWC

    The Royal Household , worry not It’s your party. Do it heheh as they are wat to say “take the mikey out on Donny”

  • Bambino

    Does the royal family has a tweeter account? 😛

  • Tomcat

    Go ahead and invite trump and ruin your wedding.

  • geoffalnutt

    Revenge. He would take it out on us, of course.

  • canoebum

    The invitation will enrage The Orange Menace, to be sure. But not nearly as much as the cheering crowds who will greet the Obamas. Personally, I hope the couple invites Bill and Hillary as well, just to put a cherry on top.

    • Reality.Bites

      You won’t often hear me say this, but what’s a party without Bush?

      • Jonathan Smith

        fun?

        • Reality.Bites

          Well yeah, but I wouldn’t want him to be able to claim they hate Republicans

  • His bad behavior makes it impossible to meaningfully engage with him. Stay strong Harry!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    O/T: Sign this couple up for the face-eating badger party:

    http://www.philly.com/philly/business/energy/marcellus-shale-gas-royalty-deductions-anger-disillusioned-landowners-20171221.html

    It’s especially delicious since they leased out their land to be poisoned forever….for $300 every other month.

    tl;dr: “We didn’t think the energy companies would screw US!”

    • Boreal

      Now they can enjoy poisoned water that they pay for.

  • Andymac3

    A trashy story from The Sun, it’s a tits and ass tabloid that changes it’s political support on the whims of the Murdoch media and usually what ever will sell more papers.

  • Phillip in L.A.

    So there is some hope that Theresa May will “meaningfully engage” with the Prez’nit, if he is invited to the wedding? Extremely doubftul….

    • Bambino

      I can imagine everyone in her administration will have thought out a list of excuses not to be the baby sitter should the horror shit show of a family show up in a force invitation.

  • I question whether anything would make it possible for Teresa May to engage meaningfully with Trump — unless she starts shooting drug dealers on the streets of London.

  • MaryJOGrady

    “The Sun” barely qualifies as a disposable fish wrapper.
    If #45 turns up in the UK under any pretext, I am certain as a former resident that the British will give him the welcome he deserves.

    • Reality.Bites

      And he’d never see it. Any road he travelled along would be completely blocked off. It would have to be.

    • RoFaWh

      Just reply to the shitgibbon’s overtures with “Sorry, Donnie, but our security people are already busy with much more important people than you. C’mon over if you must, but there will be no security. And don’t try to stiff the cabbies you’ll have to use to get around.”

  • Leo

    Donald said crude things about Diana. Don’t think for a second Harry’s forgot.

    Harry would say fuck you to Theresa’s face if she wanted to force his hand and the British public would be on his side – forget the tabloids, they’d turn too.

    • RoFaWh

      There is a way around all these difficulties: go ahead, send the liar in chief an invite, but then don’t let him into the chapel. Surely there will be security people making sure that everyone who enters the chapel belongs there.

  • Lori

    Trump makes it impossible for May to meaningfully engage with Trump. He’s a giant orange man-baby.

  • Since the bride-to-be is of mixed race, wouldn’t the White supremacist in Chief want to go in the first place?

    Goddess, to think our nation has devolved into a knock off plot of Mean Girls.

  • RoFaWh

    Teresa may can breath freely. No one can “meaningfully engage” with Trump.

  • Tomcat

    Deep injection wells are nothing more than a means for energy and chemical companies to dispose of their hazardous waste for future generations to deal with.

    • Tomcat

      Sorry I meant to put this a few comments down.

  • You just have to be firm with children. You just tell Trump that the Obamas are coming, and he is staying home, and that’s the end of it. Then if he throws a tantrum, you tell him that if he keeps it up you’ll never invite him to anything.

  • dcurlee

    Delicious. Who fucking cares about 45

    • RoFaWh

      An ever-shrinking gang of deplorables, that’s who.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    ” I brought you a beautiful bouquet of fortune. (But do NOT prick your finger on the thorns, Trust me.)”

    — Melania

  • Tomcat

    Not only should they invite the Obama’s and not trump, but they should invite the Obama’s for a royal carriage ride and show the love of the Brits for the Obama’s.
    It might just bring on the stroke we all have wished for for trump.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer
    • Jonathan Smith
    • Boreal

      Anytime it is below 32F, my dog gets a coat. The smaller the body mass, the faster the heat loss. Bergmann’s rule- larger animals have a lower surface area to volume ratio than smaller animals and lose heat less quickly

      • stuckinthewoods

        that’s not surprising to smaller people. Even though that was mostly on winter, husband said last summer his clinic had a dog whose feet were seriously burned by being walked on hot asphalt by someone clueless taking care of it.

  • gaycuckhubby

    And Prince Harry, being more mature and responsible than Trump, will probably reconsider and make sure he’s not purposefully pissing off an unstable foreign power

    • His grandmother will make the final decision – if indeed it is an issue. And if she wants them there, they will be invited. She does not like “the mandarins” bugging her on family matters; her sister might be alive today if she put her foot down about this 60 years ago (see season 1 of the Crown). There is also a Commonwealth issue to consider. President Obama is still highly regarded in the Commonwealth- particularly in Africa, and having him would show that The Royal Family highly regards him also.

  • Lazycrockett

    If it isnt and it shouldn’t be a state affair, there is no reason to invite heads of states.

    • I left a long message below, but the only Heads of State that are going to receive invites for sure are Harry’s cousins – The Kings of Spain, The Netherlands, Belgium, Sweden, Norway, Greece (ex King who literally is at every family event), and The Queen of Denmark. Expect some others like the Sultan of Brunei, he always wings an invite and gives really nice wedding gifts.. That is about it. Prime Ministers who serve under his Grandmother (Theresa May, Justin Trudeau, some others) also will get invites. 800 seats is not much room, and there is going to be arguments over seating.

      • JWC

        IF and thats a NEVER IF , Trump was there he would push himself to a front seat

        • I could just see it. Trump yells really loud. What is that Catholic guy with the big hat doing up front ahead of me! I NEED TO BE UP THERE! England is not a Catholic country! No one shows me any respect! — Theresa May walks over and whispers “Mr. President, that is the Archbishop of Canterbury and HE is Officiating the Ceremony please SIT DOWN!” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/301d7d27f007601a8075365200f319ecbd3c4f53605cce210a0b35d46440ca3e.jpg

          • JWC

            you know its not as funny as it sounds as i can almiost see trump doing that

          • RoFaWh

            Were Trump acutally invited, I would expect a couple of burly members of the security detail to be tasked with grabbing Trump and hustling him out of the chapel should he try any stunts.

  • skyweaver

    I’ve known too many people who have gone through the wedding invitation bullshit. Invite the classy ex-president and don’t invite the asshole current president. It’s your wedding, Harry

  • Bambino

    Just send the invitation to Eric. The doofus always gets his date mix up.

    • Jonathan Smith

      nah. he’s “lose” the paperwork

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Engrave it in Russian to make sure he shows.

      • Bambino

        Anything in Russian these days, daddy told Eric to eat it.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Right, and this is Eric, so it will be around forever.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Sorry, Donald, the UK’s just not that into you.

  • jimbo65

    I say invite the Obamas. By the time the wedding rolls along he’ll be too busy ramping up a war somewhere to distract from his treasonous collusion. God help us all.

  • OdieDenCO

    if Obama kicks donny’s ass on a dark street in London and the secret service turns their backs is it fake news?

  • ColdCountry

    They should invite who they want. If advisors REALLY don’t want him to invite the Obamas and not Dump, then the Obamas, being real friends, would totally understand if he didn’t invite either. What sane person would want Dump at their wedding?

  • Reality.Bites
    • Lumpy Gaga

      Remember gentlemen?

      • Jonathan Smith

        not in the last year or so……..

    • Bambino

      Oh no! Now the dotard is going to threaten Canada if our PM don’t scratch off his name and replace it with dotard’s name.

    • Michael White

      OMG I hope they flip-flop.

    • Reality.Bites

      I just noticed the poor dog in the photo. I bet I’m not the only one. No wonder he looks so sad. Such a good boy and no one even sees him.

  • Bambino

    Dear Harry. Just book a McDonald restaurant and set the dotard family placing there. Use a one way live feed from the actual venue. Easy peasy.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Don’t forget an erasable pencil for the maze.

      • Bambino

        It’s included in the Happy Meal.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Good. Maybe he’ll eat it.

    • Reality.Bites

      Doesn’t work. McDonald’s UK serves Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke and doesn’t offer the filet-o-fish.

      • Bambino

        Better still. His entire family can dine inside Air Force One at the Heathrow tarmac with American McD meals.

    • Gustav2

      It could happen!

      The Queen owns a drive-through McDonald’s burger restaurant, the Royal accounts have revealed.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2210334/Queen-owns-a-McDonalds.html

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Jonathan Smith

      and, i am going to send Ted Fucking Cruz $, because……..why?

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Because you’re a time-traveler, it’s April 2016, and there’s still a chance.

    • JAKvirginia

      You tricked me. I thought you meant he was dead. 🙁

  • Gerry Fisher

    There is no way to “meaningfully engage” with a malignant narcissist.

  • Jim Maloney

    Whatever. Trump is never happy anyway.

  • R W C

    Tell Trump the monarchy has a one divorce limit attendees must abide. The dolt would never know any different otherwise.

  • jeffg166

    Down with trump.

    • iambu

      Important general reminder.

  • GanymedeRenard

    The shitgibbon can have a heart stroke for all I care. As for Harry, he can marry me anytime!

  • Joe in PA

    Way O/T We think hubs might get home today after his stomach surgery…I’m saving this for his pillow:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/722b00cbed70a09e9050129e753962b48cd0269fad8227fbe2ef56ba9b953329.png

    • Jonathan Smith

      all my best.

    • ColdCountry

      Great news! And that cartoon is gross, a dog begging at the table, really. 😉

      • JCF

        “I luvs My Master!” ;-p~~~

  • Professor Barnhardt
  • Friday

    It’s already impossible to meaningfully-engage with Trump. He might try various policy tantrums toward the UK, though, as if he weren’t hostile to all our old allies anyway.

  • Leo
    • Menergy

      crap!

  • jvc in NYC

    Invite the asshole. I could guarantee he wouldn’t go. He won’t go to any event where he’s not the center of attention or if he is loathed by those in attendance.
    Just like he didn’t go to the Kennedy Center Honors.

    • coram nobis

      He might shove his way to the front of the event, like he did at the NATO and G8 summits. Besides, if the royal couple, and HM, don’t want him, don’t invite him.

  • anne marie in philly

    the prince can invite whomever he wants. FUCK THE DUMP AND HIS WIDDLE FEE-FEES!

  • Ninja0980

    If the British didn’t fear the Nazis bombing them, then no way should they fear the Orange Asshole.

  • andrew

    They should invite the Obama’s who are their friends. They shouldn’t invite Trump who they rightfully dislike. Weddings are a happy time. No need to have a hater like Trump at a joyous affair, besides he has already been to his own three weddings.

    • JWC

      Trump would only tweet and make it all about him anyway

  • SoCalGal20

    I look forward to the Obamas attending the wedding of their friend. 🙂

    Also, the Sun is a tabloid so I take this story with a boulder of salt.

  • Mueller Abides

    Who cares what the Orange Anus thinks? Invite who you want; it’s your wedding.

  • Lumpy Gaga
  • DumbHairyApe

    Trump won’t be able to stand the couple having more attention at the wedding than he gets, so it won’t be a happy time for him. Weddings are supposed to be all about the bride, not about a spoiled, temper-driven, narcisistic man-baby attendee.

  • coram nobis

    So, if they invite Our Insufferable Leader, they’re risking him shoving his way through the reception line or the wedding party itself.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIfjHNCeQQ

    • boobert

      He’s an ignorant slob!

      • coram nobis

        Yes, and a loud boor that nobody would want at anybody’s wedding.

        • yetanotherLaura

          Not even his wives.

    • JAKvirginia

      He’ll push his way into the wedding pics!!

    • JWC

      what an ignorant asshole

      • coram nobis

        Just to show how ignorant: that was the Prime Minister of Montenegro he shoved. Montenegro had just joined NATO despite considerable snarling from Russia, and joined, in part, because that little country didn’t want to be pushed around.

  • Mike

    British Leaders Fear Trump’s Rage If Obamas Get Invitation To Royal Wedding And He Doesn’t

    Yup, that’s how terrorism works.

    • Wizardpatch

      Shouldn’t the UK roll over like it does for Muzzies?

      • Dazzer

        OK. So you’re a witless prick.

        Why do you have to advertise it?

  • RJ Tremor

    The toddler tantrums must not be placated.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I do wish they were televised.

  • TJay229

    That wretched loathed White man is so consumed by hatred of that beautiful Black man…. It’s almost comical.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Comical and bordering on psychotic…oh wait….

      • TJay229

        😉Yes

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Wait, Trump will throw a tantrum over not getting an invite? Again I must ask…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ce32582d0404703c12a90feaf31bbf37fd9e6e5584ed34cccf80d13ecaeede74.gif

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    Meaningfully engage with Trump?

    Can one meaningfully engage with a crazy person?

    • JAKvirginia

      Right!? Like there’s ever going to be “meaningful” anything with that ass. Andy? Invite who the fuck you want to and tell the Foreign Office to bugger off.

    • NowAnAgnostic

      Theresa May must be extremely stupid if she still believes it is possible to meaningfully engage with Trump regarding anything.

      • Dazzer

        She really is that stupid.

    • kanehau

      Yes… it’s called a straight jacket.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    O/T Very cold here, so I decided that I absolutely had to have a hot rum toddy. 🙂

    25 minute walk in -33C weather. Lovely and sunny, fucking colder than a something somethign.

    • kanehau

      Sending warm thoughts from Hawaii – where it is a nice 77F.

      • Karl Dubhe 2

        I dressed for it. No frostbite. 🙂

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Oh boo fucking hoo.

  • MikeBx2

    They’ll invite him to their Spring wedding if he’ll invite them to his Summer impeachment.

  • Henry Auvil

    Barry and Harry sittin’ in a tree… Excuse me, I have to go to the little boys’ room.

  • kanehau

    Don’t invite the orange turd… he’ll make it all about himself.

  • ericxdc

    Invite trump, too. He’ll never show. Guy’s an absolute coward – he’ll never go anywhere there’s a chance he won’t be adored: rallies but no Kennedy Center Awards; fox but no news organizations; twitter but no press conferences. Guy’s a coward.

  • OdieDenCO

    dear Harry,

    donny can’t come out and play. we’re impeaching him that month.

    with hope,
    We the People

  • coram nobis

    Theresa May is E2’s 13th PM. Why should HM care if she can “engage” Donald or not — May will be gone soon enough anyway. That’s how parliamentary systems work.

    As for “engaging” with a wrathy foreign leader, HM may remember that Neville Chamberlain tried that and it didn’t work out.

  • ohbear1957
    • RoFaWh

      I’ve read that the thing Trump hates most is being laughed at or mocked.

      He does not like being the punchline to a joke. [Yes, there is an irresistible line hiding in that: Trump is a joke.]

  • kanehau

    Sure… invite him… if you want the bride grabbed by the pussy (double pun intended).

  • thatotherjean

    I’m reasonably sure that the Obamas recognize that if they accepted their invitation, our current occupant of the White House would likely cause an international incident. I expect they will find a way to decline politely, while explaining the problem Harry and Meghan privately. Theresa May doesn’t need any more problems with Trump.

    • Gustav2

      That was my thought.

      • thatotherjean

        And you were right. The Firm and the Obamas can handle this.

  • Checking… nope, I have zero fucks to give if Donald is enraged by being snubbed. In fact, that is a preferred outcome. Maybe he’ll work himself right up into an apoplectic stroke.

    http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/behold-the-field-in-which-i-grow-my-fucks.jpg

    • Gustav2

      We’ll just say, “Bye you.” 😉

    • I have a shit ton of fecks I can give you. A long time ago, I was told being feckless was undesirable, so I’ve been saving them up for years now. Frankly I think I’d be happier without them since the storage bill keeps climbing annually. Take my fecks, please.

  • David Lightfoot

    Isn’t there some story about Trump trying to crash Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?

  • Lazycrockett
  • ColdCountry

    I they love Harry, and they do, they will leave him the hell alone with his guest list. And if they hate Dump, and they do, they will leave Harry the hell alone with his guest list.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Impeccable logic!

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    I personally think they wont invite Trump because they are afraid he would start bragging about how he could have bagged Princes Diana as a sexual conquest and Prince Harry and or Prince William would slug him.

    • thatotherjean

      I’d love to see that, but not at Prince Harry’s wedding.

    • RoFaWh

      I’ve often thought that all women who Trump tries his little tricks on should just haul off and slap him as hard as they can.

  • JAKvirginia

    Obama? What if they invite Putin and not Donnie?!!!!!!

  • Bob Conti
  • Megrim Twist

    Yes, yes, protocol, diplomacy, etc. however, F U C K H I M.

  • AtticusP

    Fuck Trump! This isn’t a state wedding. Harry and Meghan can invite anyone they please.

    And it will piss off the fake president like little else could.

  • Megrim Twist

    A belated Happy Holidays and a Happy Boxing Day to all the good folks here at JMG. You have helped keep me sane during 2017. Looking forward to sharing 2018 with you all. XOXOXO

    • GanymedeRenard

      Same to you! Cheers!

  • Oscarlating Wildely
  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    O/T Today in “James Woods is still a complete imbecile”…

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/945663268923891712

    • JCF

      Woods is insane (and to burn him where he lives, he’s a has been).

  • Mow

    The wedding will not be a State occasion, therefore the goverment will not officially extend invites to heads of State. Also, President Obama is now a private citizen and will be attending as such. But I’m sure these niceties will go right over Agent Orange’s head.

    • Erp

      The Obamas and the Queen are well aware of the diplomatic dance that has to be done; the Obamas probably won’t get an invitation but won’t be insulted. The wedding is likely to be small in part to avoid diplomatic incident with the only heads of state invited those who are closely related to the royal family. The Obamas if as close as some newspapers report (this is after all the Sun) may get a later invitation to visit.

  • Jefe5084

    He’ll just find something else to rage about. Forget about that crazy, orange thing.

  • joe ho
    • GanymedeRenard

      Were’s screwed. Ugh!

    • But but but elections don’t matter because the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same! And Hillary’s emailz….!

      /s

      • joe ho

        Bernie, Stein, and Hollywood Che Guevara wannabes like the feather-brained Slurandon were Putin’s useful idiots.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    While I’m quite sure the Obama’s can act like adults, I’m also quite sure little donny is incapable. Sad.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Dear Harry and Meghan.
    If you invite the Orange Turd, the wedding will be all about the Turd, and not YOU.

    • Gustav2

      And quadruple the security concerns…The Scots will invade!

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        I can actually see the Turd shoving Harry aside to be the first to kiss the bride. Gross!!

        • Gustav2

          Be glad it is not at Westminster Abbey, Trump would later push his way onto the balcony at Buck House.

        • GanymedeRenard

          I don’t think the racist POS is into mixed-race women. So Harry is safe in that regard.

    • GanymedeRenard

      He probably wouldn’t attend anyway. It isn’t customary to serve Big-Macs on royal banquets.

      • RoFaWh

        I’ve wondered just how Trump dealt with the local food when touring Asia.

        • GanymedeRenard

          Well, there’s always a Mickey D almost everywhere you go these days.

  • AdamTh

    I wouldn’t want Donnie and his trashy wife at my wedding.

  • Tallulah

    What does “meaningfully engage with Trump” even mean?

  • Galvestonian

    So what the hell is he gonna do ??? Nuke the U.K. ??? ‘Diss’ the Queen ??? Stop trading ?

  • Treant

    So what? Why do we care what the orange fuckmuppet thinks? Why do they care? It’s not like May can work with Trump anyway.

  • Queequeg

    It is Harry and Meghan’s wedding. They should invite their friends. Who gives a shit if the Orange Clown throws a tantrum? It is a daily occurance anyway. Also if May thinks she can “meaningfully engage” with Trump, she is deluding herself.

  • Jack

    “another perceived national snub will make it impossible for Theresa May to meaningfully engage with Trump.”

    Implying that it currently is?

  • Keith D Plane

    I say fuck the Trumps but more likely what will happen is both will not get invites.

  • Ish

    Oh for crissakes it’s the 21st century. These royals are past their guillotine-by date. Who cares.

    • Dazzer

      LOL

      I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for the revolution, if I were you – but I admire your passion.

    • Edmund Allin

      Give me monarchy over a republic any day. But I thought sitting US presidents were never invited to Royal weddings?

  • ElenorRigby

    isn’t this the opening scene from Sleeping Beauty?

    • Dazzer

      v. good!!!!!

  • kaydenpat

    Invite the Obamas. To hell with the Trumps.

  • infmom

    Do you want a tantrum throwing publicity hog who will make the ceremony all about him, or do you want a classy couple?

    Honestly, Theresa, nobody can “meaningfully engage” with President Gerbilhead. No matter what. Invite the Obamas and let Donnie Dumpster throw a tantrum. He’ll forget all about it in a day or two.

  • James

    It’s not a state occasion so they can invite who they want. Trump and May can use the fact that it’s not a state occasion, plus the fact that he’s supposed to be making a state visit, as their face-saving out.

  • Ian

    If it was William I think it’d be different. Harry is VERY unlikely to be king so I’d say do your thing kid.

  • JIM W

    The Obamas would be invited as personal friends of the groom. The Trumps would be un-invited as a head of state.

  • JIM W

    Just what is a meaningfully engagement with Trump? Trump’s view of Theresa May would only be “P***Y GRABBING”.

  • J Ascher

    If anyone, by now, doesn’t recognize there’s no way to “meaningfully engage” with Trump, that person is bonkers, to use a technical term.

  • Robin Bailey

    There is no way to meaningfully engage with Trump.

    • sandollar_man

      Exactly. It’s like having to deal with a pathologically narcissistic child.
      Like having to deal with a bad seed.
      He’ll kick you in the shins, but he’ll wait until everyone is watching, to do it.

      Didn’t Martin Short make a movie about Trump, called “Clifford”?

  • Barry William Teske

    Could someone please clarify which leaders?
    The nazi sympathizing ones?
    The ‘got no bolls’ so will look the other way ones or…
    The ‘its a job, so screw the poor majority’, common to almost every political party, no matter the country of origin?
    NO, I will not wait till the butter clarifies…

  • Lizard

    Trump being a dick is not the couple’s problem, nor is being friends with the Obamas. Punish Trump for his shitty behavior for a change.

  • EdA

    If Theresa May were getting married, then she might have a say in the guest list. But she’s not. And, at this point, why on earth should she or anyone other decision-maker in the world care about how Benedict Trump? Britain has nothing to get from the U.S., and apart from his ability to screw up life on this planet, he has largely made the U.S. irrelevant on the global scene. Further, Benedict Trump is de facto persona non grata in the British Isles, so doing ANYthing, especially anything stupid, on trump’s behalf is not likely to get Ms May any brownie points from the British electorate.

  • Stubenville

    Oh please, please let Cheetolini be left out while the Obamas attend. The Twitter tantrum will be utterly delicious.

  • Reasoning101

    All speculation at this point that he would be “enraged”. It would be just his style to wrangle an invitation to the wedding, just to not show up and to insult the couple. So why indulge him?

  • Stubenville

    If they get invited, Cheetolini will probably try to sit next to the Queen. And Melanoma will probably wear something akin to a skimpy gold lamé bathing suit.

  • JaniceInToronto

    It’s their marriage. They should invite whoever they want. If the orange shitgibbon doesn’t get an invitation, tough shit.

  • Halou

    So, just invite the whole Obama family anyway. Invite the Clintons too, and the Mexican president too!

    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u_QgPIoVE1g/WAJt-WEGXGI/AAAAAAAALUU/w4r–3B2tqIfT4WUxk0CuOUE7l-zzFvagCLcB/s640/TRUMPFUCKYOURFEELINGS.jpg

    • Gianni

      Such a class act. People like these bozo’s should feel proud of putting their idiocy out there for the world to see.

  • Mundusvultdecipi

    If he really wanted to Troll he could ask Mr. Obama to be his best man…

    (Yes, I know Royal protocol would never permit such a thing, but it would be HILARIOUS!)

    • Dazzer

      Actually, there’s absolutely nothing in Royal Protocol that would prevent that.

      And there’s even less if Ms Markle asked Michelle Obama to be her Matron of Honour.

  • Gianni

    “BRITISH LEADERS FEAR TRUMP’S RAGE” – Is that a joke? Why would they? He’s nuts and we all know it. The more he rages, the likelier that vessel will pop. Donnie has all but given up on European relations, NATO, and western alliances. He snuggles up to Pooty, admires Duterte, and, I’d bet, secretly admires Li’l Kim Jong for how completely he rules NK. Let the fucker rage on!

  • Terry

    Until we have an adult in the WH, Obama is Pres until further notice. INVITE HIM!

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    The best way to avoid a problem is to schedule the wedding for a date, such as July 4, when President Donald J. Trump would be unavailable.

  • Nowhereman

    Trust me. Stand up to the man-baby bully now. Trump only meaningfully engages with people who kiss his ass.

  • -M-

    If Ms May would give up on the stupid Brexit nonsense, she wouldn’t have to worry about pandering to the shitgibbon.

    • Dazzer

      Oh man.

      I wish I could give your comment so many more up-votes.

      • -M-

        Seriously, why is she so determined to do something that’s obviously bad for her country and the people she represents, just because it narrowly won a vote tainted by Putin’s disinformation in a non-binding referendum that many voters regretted the moment it passed?

  • misterjack

    Nobody wants an Orangeturd at their wedding.

    I think Orangeturd Voodoo Troll
    needs another pin…

  • Ann Kah

    Do the couple want a wedding with friends or do they intend this to be an occasion of state? They’re low enough down the pecking order that they should be allowed to do whatever they choose. . .and I can’t imagine they’d choose the Orange Vulgarian.

  • justmeeeee

    This one might be quite fun to see.

  • JCF

    Said it before: I put zero credibility in the Sun.

  • Michael Brandfon

    In the past (pre Trump), other countries would consider their “positions” and decisions based on the fact of not displeasing the United States (as a country). To fear “enraging” an American president? Seriously? The mindset of being afraid of an INDIVIDUAL(Trump) in a position of power is unacceptable for the United States as a “world power”…it’s ludicrous. Trump is on an even keel with the North Korean dictator if you apply the logic…just saying.

  • Dean Cameron

    In my day, Weddings were supposed to focus on the Bride, not some Idiot in the front Pew.

  • Tj Long

    I think dignity should win out over threats by a childish bully.