FRC Offers “Pray For President Trump” Bumper Stickers

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch:

Tony Perkins, president of the anti-LGBTQ group Family Research Council, urged FRC Action members to join him in praying that God grants wisdom and protection to President Trump and to display a “PRAY FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP” bumper sticker on their vehicles so others do the same.  Perkins begins a fundraising letter dated December 14 by declaring that he is “not ashamed” to admit that he prays for Trump.

  • bkmn
  • Lazycrockett

    What are they going for 30 dollars a pop?

    • David Walker

      But wait! There’s more! Send us $75 (to insure your home in heaven) and we’ll send you a MAGA hat, your choice of red or white. Or get both and just pay additional shipping and handling. Your eternal life depends on buying this god-inspired bumper sticker. Call our toll-free number now, or visit our website at http://www.fric.com/eternityinsurance.

  • Paula

    Can we have “Thoughts and Prayers, Donnie.”
    This needs to have the garbage truck with thoughts and prayers on it, too.

  • bkmn

    We should make an add-on sticker

    Pray for
    Trump
    To Be
    Impeached

    • Thorn Spike

      Psalm 109:8

      • David Walker

        “And may it happen sooner rather than later.” Fallopians 3:20

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    • normadesmond

      PFT…to get cancer!

  • WitlessProtection

    But dont expect me to explain my actions in hiding a sexual predator

    • Joseph Miceli

      It’s ineffable.

  • alc2018

    who’s gonna pray for us after he sells us all down the river for hotel space in Russia?

  • Lazycrockett
    • is this a reliable source?

    • Boreal

      She should have said no about the tax cut. No dem votes if the tax cut passes but she has no spine.

      • Joseph Miceli

        She has got to go. As the face of the Democratic party she has become a liability. I appreciate what she has done in the past but this clinging to power in a long, slow slide to defeat serves no one. Time for some fresh blood and I DON”T mean Chuck God Damn Schumer!

        • Boreal

          I agree. She is perceived as weak and ineffective. She did a good job when speaker but definitely time for some new blood and someone willing to fight fire with fire.

  • Mike

    …to choke on a spritz of bronzer?
    …to dump Melania and have Jared locked up so he can have Ivanka all to himself?
    …to go mad and roam the White House halls all night yelling “fake news! fake news!”?

    Let us pray to babyjebus.

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    Tonnette are you praying that the soul of Bernard Law doesn’t end up in hell?
    Are you praying for the people who’s abuse as children he covered up?
    Are you praying for the Duggan girls molested by their own family?
    Are praying for the children in Alabama losing their health insurance?
    Are you praying for the seniors who will have their medicare cut?

    No, you’re proudly praying for the three times married, failed casino owning, child and wife raping monster who is aggressively working to dismantle our democracy.

    I bet you prayed for Roy Moore to win too?

    Yes, and the horse you rode in on.

    • Smokey

      Imagine the compartmentalization needed for someone like Tony to believe they are a good Christian.

    • mpatreyu

      OK pleading ignorance here. I see reference to Tonette occasionally . Who is that?

      • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

        Tonnette is way of feminizing Tony’s first name. In his world, anything unmanly (like us homos) is bad, so doing this is a way to insult. Also, it was the name of a cheap musical instrument in the 1960s.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/769d5dc9ebdcfbd818b76ac94f8a975ba8a573ca7c03cd0bde3477eb9b35fae4.jpg

        • mpatreyu

          [facepalm] of course!

        • David Walker

          My elementary school used Tonettes instead of recorders. I got my sister’s hand-me-down Tonette. A used Tonette. I could hardly live with the shame.

          • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

            There is little doubt that many people have had a used Tonnette in their mouth. There’s SOMETHING that’s driving Tonnette’s never ending war against homos.

          • John

            We had Flute-o-phones. They looked like a small, white plastic clarinet. I credit them for my flute talents…..my skin flute talents……..Ahem….

          • David Walker

            Just another example of the importance of music training in our lives.

          • Franciscan

            It’s a step up from a kazoo.

        • John

          To play a Tonette one must blow hard….Blow Hard….hmmmm… Could it be that TP=Blow Hard??? He blows and sucks….such talent!!!

  • margaretpoa

    Goddamnit. Now I have to buy a paintball gun….

  • Smokey

    There is that quaint saying, “God always answers our prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO!”

  • RGG

    Offering my most fervent imprecatory prayers.

    • shellback

      Imprecatory prayers are used nearly enough.

  • Todd20036

    Pray for Trump to drop dead.

    Hey, if praying worked, Clinton would be president, the FRC would be defunct, the GOP wouldn’t have devolved into Nazis, and we wouldn’t have Pope Pence as the second in line if Twitler goes to jail.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Not at all religious….but that’s a prayer I could get behind.

      • JackFknTwist

        The religious right is reduced to peddling bumper stickers.
        That about says it all.

        They have no interest in religion they want political power.

        • David Walker

          And money.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    So when exactly will the 1st amendment be repealed, given the fact that religious organizations have all but taken over the government via the GOP?

    • David Walker

      Which first amendment is that? As someone in the twig’s administration observed, the Constitution is just a piece of paper.

  • Natty Enquirer

    They couldn’t find more than 1 Tim?

  • james1200
  • BearEyes

    We know tonette preys
    But does he really pray?

    • David Walker

      Of course. He constantly prays for new ways to grab money from his loyal base of true believers…aka, new ways to fleece the sheeple.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    They spelled ‘prey’ wrong. Because that’s what we are to him.

  • thatotherjean

    The only prayer for President Trump that I’m willing to offer is that he and his cronies and supporters be swiftly and permanently removed from office.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • Menergy

      und Scheisskopf!

      • OdieDenCO

        und krankenkopf

        • David Walker

          “Dunderhead” works well, too.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Warum magst du Scheiße nicht?

        • Menergy

          ’cause I don’t have the smarts to find that typeface on my iMac….:(

      • Craig Howell

        Bringing back fond memories of “Catch-22.”

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    This little dino has been praying fervently for some time now that Trump gets everything that he so richly deserves.

  • PickyPecker

    Man, that’s an ugly sticker. Just where are we supposed to put that?

    • Menergy

      pickup truck bumpers are bigger than cars’ bumpers ??? 😉 (well not any more I guess, since car bumpers are all one big mono piece of plastic any more.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Air Force 1?

  • Tomcat

    I agree, pray that trump gets everything that is coming to him as soon as possible.
    Now that is a prayer worth praying.

  • OdieDenCO

    who’s selling the second half that says “to be impeached”?

  • BlackGayAthetist
    • Menergy

      well done!

      • BlackGayAthetist

        I LOVE this movie…I watch it way too often

        • perversatile

          I’d hate to think of Betsy Devos
          getting beat with a bag of oranges,
          unless, of course it somehow
          involved the preparing of mimosas.

          • BlackGayAthetist

            Damn, that scene is intense and so awesome…Betty would deserve the oranges and the cigar burn…

    • JCF

      Ew, stop giving them much-better-than-real-life bodies!

  • Ranger One

    Three-times divorced, looking always for hot eastern babes to replace old wives, cheating contractors and investors, lying his way through life, stealing money for himself and ignoring the poor. Yea, pray, brat.

    • David Walker

      As opposed to a once-married woman who fought to keep her marriage together (amidst much criticism for doing so), who is a church-going United Methodist, who was a First Lady (so she had an idea that presidenting was hard), a woman who fought for the Children’s Health Insurance Plan (which the current regime has not renewed), a US Senator, Secretary of State, a mother and grandmother of two, and who is a damned good writer. Yeah, I can see PerKKKins’ attraction to the fucking moron.

      • Ranger One

        Raised sons to engage in animal cruelty, who worked with Putin to rob our votes, who pays no taxes, and brags endlessly about his zero worth. That is what they pray for: unencumbered power.

        • David Walker

          And yet they insist that only The Truly Religious can have morals, and said Truly Religious understand god’s will, which is one reason we’re stuck with the fucking moron.

          • Ranger One

            It was never about God’s will, it was always about their will. They wanted the Gospel to serve them, not the other way around. And they have hell to pay for it.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Wouldn’t a “Kick Me.” sign be more appropriate?

    • Karl Dubhe 2

      I’d use it on a car if I wanted to have a new paint job, that the vandal would pay for – of course. 🙂

      But otherwise?

  • Lazycrockett
    • mpatreyu

      Gee Roy, their votes count! Its over dipshit!

    • Tomcat

      In Alabama,,, say it isn’t so.

      • David Walker

        Not for long. I’m sure his defeat will inspire new ideas for keeping brown people from the polls next year. I don’t know if Alabama is among the 14 states Puerto Rico’s governor says have enough residents and refugees from Puerto Rico to sway the 2018 elections. There has to be plans waiting in the wings to “discourage” the brown vote. I mean, this is fucking Murka 2017…we haven’t sunk nearly enough yet.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Desperation: citing stories in World Net Daily as your evidence.

    • ETownCanuck

      Oh my….a gay son you say? Heaven forfend….He’s also 5 years younger yet clearly more mature than Roy Moore’s own son because he has a steady job and hasn’t been arrested on NINE different occasions. But ya, let’s keep equating that Doug’s parenting skills are somehow the reason his son is gay….ugh…fuck these people….

    • JCF

      “The Internet is Forever”, BIGOT!!!!

  • Prost Seattle

    Are we certain this isn’t a group of republican women. Ie. Prey for Trump?’

  • William of Glynn
    • mpatreyu

      Nope, makes your car look skinny

    • Phil2u

      Phat ?

  • netxtown

    America’s Middle Class
    is Prey for Trump

  • Boreal

    Pray for impeachment, if prayer was anything but a waste of oxygen.

  • Boreal
    • Treant

      (and you ignore the fact that Federal banking charges don’t disappear just because your ass had an epiphany).

  • Treant

    Well, okay…but I won’t tell you what, exactly, I’m praying for.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Well, y’all know how shy I am, but I’ll tell you what I’m praying for: I hope Trump’s plane goes down with him and Jared in it on a nice high mountain and that they have to eat each other to survive. “Donner… party of two!”

      • Gianni

        I’d bet Jared tastes better.

  • Mueller Abides

    If I see one of those on a truck I’ll run it off the road.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Why does Tony Perkins always seem to be covering for perpetrators of sexual assault? Duggar, Goodman… and now Trump.
    I do pray for Trump, though. After finding out that my taxes will most likely DOUBLE ten years from now, I’m praying Trump gets ass cancer and dies on the national stage through the power of Jesus’ unconditional love amen.

  • Friday’s_cat

    Do they have them as urinal targets?

  • Henry Auvil
  • I like when people so readily identify themselves as idiots. It saves me so much time.

  • LeeCMH

    .

    Go ahead and pray.

    Nothing fails like prayer.

    .

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Should be : Prey for President Trump… on every minority and poor persons vehicle.

    • LeeCMH

      The hateful Christians often misuse their prepositions.

      They say:
      “Prey for homosexuals”

      They should say:
      “Prey on homosexuals”

  • Salton

    I pray too, but not the kind if prayer Tonnette has in mind!

  • jerry

    “…god grants wisdom and protection to pr*sident Trump…” So they’re asking their deity to send a complete replacement? Not going to get any wisdom shoved into that rusted orange hulk that repels anything resembling wisdom.

  • Len Ricci

    God doesn’t have nearly enough wisdom to grant to president trump… he’s a lost cause.

    • Gianni

      God has waited too long. The cake is baked, over-baked actually.

  • Galvestonian

    Wrong spelling “PREY for PRESIDENT TRUMP” — LOCK UP HIS SORRY ASS !

  • JCF

    …to be “Called Home”. *

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkjpn6iUk1qbcq69.gif

    * That’s how the Christianists (led by Pence) would spin it. Drumpf’s actual new address, “Scorching w/ a Chance of Brimstone”!

  • James

    Thoughts and prayers.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    I got your prayer right here: Psalm 109:8: Let his days be few,
    And let another take his office.

  • The_Wretched

    Free, but we’ll target you for three donations of the low price of $19.95.

  • Gianni

    Interesting statement – pray for God to grant ‘wisdom’ to Donnie. That assumes that Donnie has none at all and needs it to be inserted into his mind by God. That’s called asking for a miracle. Seriously, Tony, are you really suggesting that Donnie is so dumb at decision making that he needs THAT miracle? Seems you didn’t quite think through what you’re implying with that prayer. Well, no worries, it ain’t gonna happen anyway.

  • GanymedeRenard

    If prayer worked, I’d PRAY that your mother would have a retroactive abortion, Perkkkins, you pile of smoking swine shite!

  • Richard Rush

    Now that the tax scam against the middle class has been implemented, it might be more appropriate for the bumper stickers to read, Pay for President Trump.”

  • Dale Snyder

    Pray for the sexual molester?

    Christian values at their finest.

  • FAEN

    DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR

    Go fuck yourself!

  • Franciscan

    Tony is a paid lobbyist for an organization of religious fanatics and shills for various anti-liberal causes such as those promoted by the so-called Heritage Foundation. Whether he’s actually a Christian I have no knowledge. He “preys” on America.

  • SilasMarner

    Pray all you want you moron, it won’t help the fool in the White House. You can’t fix stupid.