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The New York Times reports:
President Trump has finally arrived at Walt Disney World. And, yes, he speaks.
After a delay that prompted online conspiracy theories, the most common one being that Disney was trying to silence Mr. Trump, Disney World unveiled an audio-animatronic robot in his life-size likeness on Monday as part of its famed Hall of Presidents exhibit.
The revamped 25-minute show finds Mr. Trump, or at least a silicone-skinned version of him, joining his 43 presidential predecessors. He stands next to a seated Abraham Lincoln in the center of the stage with his signature hair, his suit jacket unbuttoned and his tie dangling extra low.
“Above all, to be American is to be an optimist — to believe that we can always do better — and that the best days of our great nation are still ahead of us,” the Trump figure says.
all the other presidents in Disney's new Hall of Presidents look like they can't believe Donald Trump is president either pic.twitter.com/eMP9UX1bM8
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 18, 2017
In a time w/ so many heavy items, thank you to Disney for the laugh. They did so much so well in the @realDonaldTrump animatronic.
– Little hands, check
– Absurdly long tie, check
– Horrifying face, checkmateWhen Trump is impeached, can they move this to the Haunted Mansion? https://t.co/XrOvu32EV8
— State of Resistance (@AltStateDpt) December 19, 2017
If any of you have ever wondered if vegetables can have nightmares, it's safe to say after seeing the Trump robot from Disney's Hall of Presidents, we're about to find out. pic.twitter.com/xq4LUfc1cY
— Half An Onion (@HalfOnionInABag) December 19, 2017
Bless Disney for dragging Trump’s bubble tape length ties pic.twitter.com/zZ9ZdKlndO
— Ira Madison III (@ira) December 19, 2017
Jesus, take the wheel.
Animatronic Trump somehow looks *worse* than the real Trump. Like someone left him out in the sun too long.
Disney Unveils Trump Figure At Hall Of Presidents Ride & It’s So Horrifying, Fans Are Too Furious To Go In https://t.co/joym9BIIUL
— Holly O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) December 19, 2017