JERUSALEM: Evangelicals Flood City With “God Bless Trump” Messages On Buses, Billboards, And….Camels

The Jerusalem Post reports:

Vice President Mike Pence might have postponed his trip to Israel, but the love for US President Donald Trump is still being felt throughout Jerusalem as 110 massive “God Bless Trump” signs went up in recent days throughout the city, on billboards, buses and even camels.

The campaign was created by Dr. Mike Evans, a prominent Christian Zionist and one of Trump’s first high-profile backers in the evangelical community, who is also the founder of the Friends of Zion Heritage Center in Jerusalem.

“No president in history has ever built such an alliance for the State of Israel and the Jewish people, and no president has courageously stood up for the State of Israel on the global stage as President Trump,” Evans said.

“President Trump’s historic recognition of Jerusalem will secure his place in history as the first American president to take that step since the founding of the State of Israel in 1948.”

  • Ernest Bowen

    Wtf

  • Bluto

    Place your bets now on the death toll.
    Also, someone tell these fucking morons the world is not ours to rape, pillage & call our own.

  • another_steve

    Evangelicals hate Jews. With a passion. The Jews killed their god.

    Or something.

    • William

      They only like Israel as a location. It’s the set for their final battle.

      • Todd20036

        They want to see Israel be destroyed in the Apocalypse.

        • another_steve

          You and I will be annihilated, Todd.

          Bad Jews, you and I.

          • Todd20036

            I hope so. Good jews are messed up.

            And heaven doesn’t sound like a place I could have slutty sex

          • Paula Key

            To JMG This bug is still affecting me every time I get on your blog page….help

          • sfbob

            And me.

          • another_steve

            Well that makes three of us, bob.

            Seven more and we’ll have a minyan.

        • Karl Dubhe 2

          Not just Israel. They want to see the whole world burn.

          And they want to watch it after they’ve been raptured away from the devastation they’re praying for.

          I have a feeling they’ll be disappointed.

          • clay

            I have a feeling they’re disappointed whenever someone is not actively being burnt in hell.

          • Lisa Wooley

            Perhaps they’ll create it with their self fulfilling prophecy they so desperately need and want

        • leastyebejudged

          But then again, who doesn’t ?

      • another_steve

        A landing pad for Air Jesus.

        • Gustav2

          I could never convince a Holocaust survivor neighbor end timer “Pastor” Hagee did not have the Jews best interest at heart.

          • Christopher

            Ugh, John Hagee. May he rot in Hell for all eternity. What a useless POS.

          • William

            Hagee only cares about his bank balance. When he found a younger, hotter woman, he dumped his wife. He made sure they were compatible by carrying on a long torrid affair before marrying the mistress.

          • Librarykid

            sort of like taking a vehicle for a test drive?

          • sfbob

            A “baby vehicle” yes. Because for people like Hagee that’s precisely what women are.

          • William

            More like a lease/purchase agreement.

      • Tomcat

        Not sure the sign clearly shows JerUSAlem as in part of the USA.

      • safari

        Like ISIS and their farm

      • nocadrummer

        And the Rapture!
        That’s what they’re chomping at the bit for.

      • edrex

        just one red heifer to go.

        • Librarykid

          As far as rabbinic literature goes, there never has been one other than the one mentioned in the Torah.

    • Hank

      They only want Israel and the handful of jews they need to complete their end of times philosophy. Otherwise we are worthless to them!!!

      • another_steve

        Fuck ’em, I say. Fuck ’em all, Hank.

        Let Jesus find better doctors, dentists and accountants than we Jews.

        His teeth would all fall out first.

  • Mike Solo

    I need wine… now! I just can’t even anymore

  • Paula

    Is there any chance we could jet let them alone to settle the problem by themselves.
    Naw, nukes would be involved.

  • Treant

    (Scratches head) Alrighty then. So shortly we’ll have a “God Bless Trump” camel rider shooting at an “Allah Curse Trump” camel rider.

    And won’t that make Christmas so much more festive?

    • Christopher

      Add garland and jingle bells and I say…make it so.

    • Megrim Twist

      Let’s make it pay-per-view and try to make a dollar on this shitshow.

  • basementmatt

    To paraphrase Fiddler on the Roof: May god bless and keep Trump … far away from us

  • AmeriCanadian

    If his approval rating is so much higher in Jerusalem, can’t we just send him there…permanently?

    • Librarykid

      East Jerusalem, specifically.

  • JT

    Nuttinyahoo is having continuous orgasms.

  • jmax

    I’m betting Trump will jizz in his diapers when he sees this.

    • Bambino

      His prostate was ruptured by Putin. He can jizz no more.

      • jmax

        Eeeeewww.

  • William

    No wonder camels are so contrary.

  • Todd20036

    It’s not in Hebrew. LOL.

    Or arabic.

    • Bluto

      Damn furiners, speak murican damnit!

    • Rambie

      Wanna bet a SuperPAC paid for all those prints?

      • Todd20036

        they’re dumb enough to think Israelis speak English as a first marriage.

        And DT is about as unchristian as the funds could come up with

        • gaycuckhubby

          Well the Bible was written in English. Duh.

          • Todd20036

            They really think that, don’t they?

          • vorpal
          • JackFknTwist

            I hate to see this American poison spreading anywhere in the world. This tin can culture, with its aggressive disposable selfishness is fatal to any society.

            Of course they don’t care about the Palestinians……deprived of a state since 1947.

          • Todd20036

            Actually, the Palestinians never had their own state. And they only became interested in one after Israel was created in 1948

            And really interested after the yom Kippur war

          • JackFknTwist

            It was part of the Middle East settlement that the Palestinians would have their own state…….by the UN and the British and French.
            Edit : yes they never had their own state.
            They were supposed to have one in 1947.
            Yet Israel contrived to deprive the Palestinians of their state.
            Israel is just another fascist state.

          • Librarykid

            The state partitioned for them is Jordan, but Jordan did not want them, nor does any other Muslim nation, so they are stateless by their own kind. Kind of what, I don’t know

          • Mike

            Unfortunately the ‘merica-christian issue has been spread for a considerable time. If you track links of the big mega churches in UK, Australia and even NZ – they all have some sort of relationship to the Christian identify /kingdom identity ministries in the USA (which are linked to the KKK). The ACL – (australian christian lobby) who opposed gay marriage in Oz are also associated. Scary stuff

          • Phil2u

            ..South Korea notably also.

          • Mike

            Sadly true. It was a South Korean church that funded a dig for Noah’s Ark – then faked photos when they didn’t find anything.

          • Mick Craig

            There aren’t any megachurches in the UK.

          • Mike

            They are indeed there although tend to use smaller venues than in the US or in Oz – ( I went to one City Life in London) Hillsong UK, Hope city, Life church UK, Kingdom church in sheffield, Calvary chapel in York (which isnt anything like what you’d expect from the name). There also a huge one in Birmingham of all places.etc – all the popular brands are there – just a bit better disguised .

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          • Ken Laughlin

            You take dumb to a new level. Probably wouldn’t know who we refer to when we talk about an Aramaic speaking dark skinned middle European male.

          • olandp

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          • vorpal

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          • Acronym Jim

            Middle European male? So Jesus was bilingual, Swiss, and had a great tan?

          • Rick Zajac

            King James English.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          they’re dumb enough to think Israelis speak English as a first marriage.

          Preserved forever. Nyeah nyeah.

        • Rambie

          Trumps “Mission Accomplished” moment?

    • madknits

      I noticed that. Made me laugh. While most educated Israelis speak English, many Arabic speakers do not. Interestingly, very few people speak both Arabic and Hebrew.

      • GanymedeRenard

        I hate to be that one, but just for the sake of accuracy, there are Arab Israelis, Christian Israelis, and (of course) Jewish Israelis. Israeli is a nationality, not an ethnicity or a religion. Obviously, educated Israelis (Jewish, Arabs, Christians) speak English. But please disregard this comment if you already knew this and your post was simply an accidental levity of speech. Now you can hate on me. 🙂

        • madknits

          I did know the amazing mix of ethnic backgrounds and religions in Israel and Palestine. There was a teacher at the school where I did my library internship whose father was a Palestinian Christian and whose mother was an Israeli Jew. Had several long conversations about it. I wish I could sit down with him again.

      • Librarykid

        Many Israelis study both languages in school.

    • Karl Dubhe 2

      It’s not advertising for people who read either of those languages, nor is it really for the people who live, or visit, Israel.

      Those adverts are for the people in the USA to be happy about. 🙂

    • GanymedeRenard

      Or even Aramaic – you know, the language their Jesus supposedly spoke.

      • PickyPecker

        Wait. Jesus was a heeb?

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          Ohh, yeah Archie!

        • GanymedeRenard

          Who?
          ____
          Edit to add: See, his name was actually Jesús and he actually spoke ‘Messican’.

          • SelectFromWhere

            What would Jesus do?
            He’d ask for another round of Tequila!

          • GanymedeRenard

            And a Trump piñata.

      • Librarykid

        and in red letters, too.

    • MonochromeMouse

      That’s because evangelicals at best don’t give a shit about, and at worst hate, the Jewish people except when they can use them for propaganda purposes.

      • Cody Crouse

        Exactly. This is especially an issue w/Islamophobia.

      • Librarykid

        Those Talibangelical Christians love the Jews to death and that is exactly their plan.

    • pch1013

      If I could, I would totally pay to plaster Jerusalem with this message (“Trump is the devil”). https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/14538e12d7d88ec9731be8126d90a737e7b96c864afd8a1de6cebfb457e97ef2.png

  • Tomcat

    Hope those evangelicals remember their glee when asked to go fight for Israel’s newfound entitlement.

  • safari

    He can move there. They both can.

    Mother can start a cult.

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  • leastyebejudged

    Zionists love Trump.

    Turds of a feather.

  • Jefe5084

    The Ugly American Evangelicals. Clueless, Insensitive, entitled assholes.

  • Ninja0980

    And yet most Jews in the U.S. reject this asshole, fancy that.

    • Phil2u

      The Jews I know, predominantly of the Reformed variety, are not Zionists. In fact, they view Zionism as some sort of delusion.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Not here in Aristona.

      • sfbob

        I do have friends who are members of ARZA (Association of Reform Zionists of America) but their numbers seem to be dwindling.

  • kirby7771

    Uggghhh. The cancer seems to be spreading.

  • AtticusP

    These idiots think they are so close to the Rapture that they can practically taste it.

    Robert Mueller and company: be thorough, but hurry the fuck up.

    Please.

    • safari

      I’m glad I’m not a Q.

      I would gladly help them along.

    • Or maybe just trumP could be raptured while he is basking in the adore-gasm…or rupture, either works for me.

      • Librarykid

        There’s not enough lift in Heaven to rapture that fat load of shit. It would strip out the gears and all of the stars and planets would fall onto the earth.

  • anne marie in philly

    those banners look like shit.

    • johncAtl

      Hey, they were really proud of putting USA in red, white and blue.

      • GanymedeRenard

        Those are also the colors of France and Britain. I suspect they aren’t happy.

  • PickyPecker

    Fucking gawd-botherers.

  • Michael R

    Pay to pray

  • MatthewD

    The LGBT community should create a state to protect ourselves. Or is that what the gay mafia is for?

  • leastyebejudged
  • clay

    The US didn’t go from being the peace negotiator to taking one side,
    The US went from being the peace negotiator to arguing against peace.

    • Tomcat

      That is because trump told his son in law,,, this is how to do the deal.

    • Karl Dubhe 2

      I don’t believe the piece process was ever meant to bring about peace.

  • Tomcat

    I have a feeling bus bombings are coming back to Israel real soon.

    • Phil2u

      I hate to say it, but were I in Jerusalem, I would not board one of those buses for the reason you mention.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Israel, hell. They’ll be back in Selma, Al. soon enough.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Poor camels. They should file a lawsuit for animal abuse.

  • Lazycrockett

    Just remember according to the Evangelicals 99.9% of all Jews will burn in hell.

    • Tomcat

      Nobody burns in hell, nobody goes to heaven, everyone
      LOSES RIGHT HERE.

    • BobSF_94117

      Hold on, don’t they end up getting their own planets after the Mormons posthumously baptize them?

  • leastyebejudged

    “… and it’s finger-fucking,
    twenty-four-hour-shopping
    Rapture…”

  • AJ Drew

    So, um, Ivanka and Jared… no part of this at all? Really, hmm. Short-sighted and $ grab no doubt somehow involved, let’s put that aside… Jared is the USA “Peace” force for US Middle East resolution, yeah?

    From Politico: “Shorter Jared Kushner: I’m still here.”

    https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/03/kushner-middle-east-peace-process-276806

    From me: Jared goes to Iraq! A picture story.

    http://taskandpurpose.com/jared-kushner-iraq-storybook-pictures/

  • Professor Barnhardt
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    • Tomcat

      Well one thing for sure there are a ton of secret dealings going on by both Amish and trump family. I would never trust either one.

  • kanehau

    May the fleas of a thousand camels…

    • Christopher

      …infest their nether regions.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Enough o this god bless tiny trump shit. Food is more important.

    We have a cold cellar where I store the oversupply of eggs, keep vegetables, apples etc., until we need them. Luiz bought a 7 pound beef rib roast ten days ago. I fouind it ready to go past it’s “use-by” date this morning. So, rib roast for lunch. Easiest thing in the world to make. Scrambled eggs are much more difficult.

    Cook that Rib Roast
    Take one 7 pound rib roast and:
    – Let roast set at room temperature for two hours
    – Place rib side down (fat side up) in roasting pan
    – Rub in the top and sides with a mixture of 1/2 cup of Kosher salt/, 1/4 cup ground black pepper, 1/2 cup garlic powder — use it all, making a thick crust
    – Put in a 450 degree oven for ten minutes then reduce to 350 and roast for one hour
    – After one hour tun off heat, leave roast in oven with door closed for 2 – 3 hours.
    – Remove and let rest for 20 minutes.
    Voila! Rare rib roast.

    Side dish: I baked butternut squash halves sprinkled with a little real maple syrup served with tons of butter.

    Dessert: I made my great grandmother’s cinnamon rolls. Secret: The glaze poured over the rolls is made of two cups of confectioner’s sugar, half cup of good bourbon, teaspoon of vanilla cooked down with the shaved rind of one orange mixed in. Dump it all onto baked rolls while still in pan. Turn out while still warm.

    The day has been made somewhat better since turning off the news. Have lots of napkins available.

    • PickyPecker
    • Tomcat

      That is how I have made my prime rib for years.

      • Phil2u

        Moi aussi.

      • Lars Littlefield

        My mother was fascinated by trying to cook a crown rib roast. She never got it quite right because she didn’t realize her 1948 General Electric stove/oven combination didn’t heat evenly. But it had a killer deep pot slow cooker built into the range top.

    • edrex

      proper scrambled eggs ARE difficult. i’ve never mastered them.

      • Lizard

        My mother’s are incredible. Only took her 50 years or so to get the hang of it!

  • Lazycrockett
    • Tomcat

      Damn, I will need that to be explained to me some time.

    • Ninja0980

      The favorite go to line anytime a female,black, LGBT Republican etc. is called out on their bullshit.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Help you across the street, Ma’am?”
      “but the light’s re…”
      “No, I insist.”

    • William

      Deftly changing the subject.

    • Librarykid

      Game known as Republican Gotcha: Gotcha vote. Now fuck off.

  • Sam_Handwich

    who the fuck wants to listen to Chris Christie for an hour? holy fuck, msnbc!

    • Tomcat

      Giving him a little spending money for christie mas.

      • William

        He has to pay for lunch somehow.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      He’s still on? Nicole Wallace? He was a shuffling sack of sand, the five minutes I could stand.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Shorter Chris Christie: “You can’t hire Democrats for law enforcement because I said so, that’s why.”

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        He’s still got sand in his asscrack from last summer.

  • leastyebejudged
  • TexasBoy

    Sorry, Israel. I support your right to exist…but I do not support your constantly having your hand in our US pockets. You’re 70 years old, the equivalent of 1850 +/- in the US, we were pretty much standing on our own then, and it is time to pull up your big boy pants and do the same. And Remember it was an ISLAMIC country (Morocco) that was the first country to officially recognize the sovereignty of the US. It is time to start making nice, nice with your neighbors and time for everyone to get along.

    And seriously? God Bless Trump, NOT God Bless the USA, the country that has financially supported you for the last 70 years, provided military protection, and advocated for your very existence? I’m pretty much done with you.

    • AJ Drew

      History and politics are tricky, apparently, as is not blowing up the world. DT might get it, but it appears right now that he does not.

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t
    HAHAHAHAHA

    House Republicans will need to pass their tax plan for a second time after the Senate parliamentarian ruled that provisions in the bill violated the rules governing the legislation.

    “Members are advised that we expect Senate Democrats to insist on a Byrd Point of
    Order on the Conference Report to Accompany H.R. 1, which is likely to be sustained,” said guidance from House Majority Whip Steve Scalise’s (R-La.) office, which was sent to GOP lawmakers.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/365670-house-will-have-to-vote-for-tax-cut-bill-again?__twitter_impression=true

  • peacfulseas inWA

    I guess the Goodyear blimp wasn’t available.

  • Dana Chilton

    Don’t they know it’s highly offensive in Israel when spelling god not to use “g-d”? To many orthodox it’s blasphemy

    • Tor

      The Fundies are not in Israel because they actually respect the Jews.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Short answer: they don’t.

    • Jack

      I stopped using the dash for a long time. Then I decided to adopt its use on social media thinking it would be a flag to CCs. I was amazed when I was scolded for disrespect or told that I must be afraid to use the full name.

  • bkmn

    In a week they will all be covered in camel dung, as they should be.

  • Jack

    I’m wondering where Arab Christian Israelis fit into this.

    And WHY are the signs in English?

    • Natty Enquirer

      “English, spoken as a second language by the majority of the Israeli population, is used widely in official logos, road signs and product labels,” says Wikipedia.

      • Jack

        I kind of assumed it was done for the benefit of American Christians.

  • kelven

    Watch for all the grifters in the Evangelical community to be swept up in the 2nd wave of prosecutions. While I have no doubt the Mueller team is already gathering evidence of their culpability, the focus is on the big fish right now. One thing is certain, Trumpty Dumpty has not suffered any sudden conversion to the “christian faith” and his support for the god squad had a steep price just like all transactions with the Dotard do.

  • Friday

    Whatever the Hel that banner’s actually supposed to mean about ‘Jerusalem, DC,’ it’s pretty shameless to go to someone else’s country and claim to be representing it there.

    • Baltimatt

      David’s Capital

      • Ode2octoburn-mod pet

        2 hours ago, Eastside Terp said:
        She was one of the better posters on here …..

        She ran intellectual circles around a few posters and they ganged up on her with some of the nastiest personal attacks I have every seen on here ……

        Sprightly:
        Truth.

        You know it is freaking hilarious here Matt? They are both lying AND YOU KNOW IT! 😡. They are both your mod pets! 😡.

        So much lying and enabling of your favorites.
        Let me guess, both Sprightly and Eastside probably have zero warning points. Despite all the reports that I reported on them.

        • Ode2octoburn-mod pet

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  • justme

    Not exactly the part of the camel I was thinking of…

  • coram nobis

    BTW, Joe, the right-hand column of this website, at least on my browser, advertises the Israel Institute of Biblical Studies, where you learn biblical Hebrew to understand the bible.

    I suppose it’s better than the Meet Russian Bimbos websites that were running here for the last week or so.

    • whollyfool

      “The woman makes the first move” is the ad I get.

  • coram nobis

    The Economist had another metaphor in mind for camels.

    https://i.imgur.com/FtMQCjR.jpg

    • DoctorDJ

      …something about coming out of the rain…

  • BobSF_94117

    And no modern president has so thoroughly set the stage for terrible losses by Israel in a coming Middle East war…

  • Gigi

    Evangelicals don’t give a damn about Jews. They just want them to gain total control of Jerusalem which will bring on the rapture and Jesus will return. If that means all Jews are massacred in the process, so be it.

    • thatotherjean

      Eh. All the Jews who don’t convert to Christianity will go to hell anyway, just like all the other unbelievers. Evangelicals just care about getting the End Times started, so they can be raptured before the Tribulation starts and life gets hard for everybody left.

  • Baltimatt

    Are the signs all in English? How about Hebrew?

    • Ode2octoburn-mod pet

      Can you tell all those cowards over there at the sun to come over here and debate me one on one without your moderating defending them. You know that’s the reason I got banned. I didn’t do anything wrong. I was just the better debater and it pissed off your mod pets

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Not s huge expenditure in the grand scheme of drumpf rot and corruption, but it would be interesting to find out who paid for Evans’s nonsense.

  • Mike Thakar

    It is all gibberish — Middle East, don’t they read right to left? And, perhaps Arabic, Hebrew and, perhaps, Farsi?

    Fools attempting to fool their fools!

    • Robincho

      Dextrosinistral…

  • j.martindale

    Zionists and evangelicals. A match made in Hell.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Don’t forget the Muslims, they’re not innocent in all this either, though for different reasons.

      • Dazzer

        True.

        I’m just going to say not all Muslims though.

        I was born in a Muslim country (I’m from a massively white British-ish family) and for most of my young life, the Muslims couldn’t give a fuck about Israel. And for the last few years I was living in a country with Muslims who couldn’t give a tuppenny fuck, either.

        I’m only saying this because a whole lof fuckwits seem to think all Muslims think the same way.

      • j.martindale

        True. All the “believers” making life miserable for those of us that don’t give a damn about their superstitions.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Honestly, there’s only two rational solutions to the Jerusalem problem and yes, it’s a problem. Either make it a U.N. protectorate so that no nation can lay claim or, better yet, nuke the entire city, rendering it and all holy places to ash so that there’s nothing for anyone to fight over. It’s literally kids fighting over one toy and the parent needs to say “fine, none of you can have it” and tosses it into the garbage. Infantile nonsense in need of stern parental discipline, that’s what Jerusalem and all those who claim it need.

    • Dazzer

      Sadly, every single word of what you’ve written is true.

  • Dazzer

    Here’s a small little thing about female fertility.

    The first ever examples of female contraception came from male camel herders coiling up a piece of rope and suffing it in a female camel’s vagina to make sure a male camel couldn’t fertilise her (you can’t take a pregnant camel across a desert for any length of time).

    So all these supposedly ‘devout’ and ‘christians’ who hate contraception are pushing a devout evangelical message on the backs of the first humanly controlled contraceptive animals in the world.

  • Coprolite

    I pray the rest of the Gods shit on Dumps New Year.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    It takes a special kind of sociopath to want to support something just to see the world end and the thereafter suffering of billions for eternity.

  • kladinvt

    Isn’t there something about the Anti-Christ doing something like what Cheetos has done, then going to Jerusalem and committing some sort of blasphemy/abomination thing?

    • NZArtist

      I think that was Saruman and Isengard.

  • Kevin Andrews
    • NZArtist

      Because imaginary friends.

  • Kevin Andrews
  • JCF

    If I were a member of the Israeli Left, I could think of a lot of creative uses for these things…

  • I just want to vomit.

  • Tempus Fuggit

    Oh, for fuсk’ѕ sake!

  • DoctorDJ

    Fuque, these evangelicals are dangerous.

  • SDG

    Stupid Stupid Stupid Israelis that SUCK UP to these crazy assholes.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Yay! We get to usher in the end of the world!

  • Renfield

    Is it my computer or is something off with Disqus. I can’t look at my profile’s comments and all I see is “Avatar” instead of associated images (except for mine).

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  • Alan Scott Goeringer

    I really want to throw up.

  • EDinMCO

    Evans, an American Christian evangelist, did something very similar for Trump’s visit to Jerusalem in May 2017:
    https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-1.790730

  • Ann Kah

    OK, that’s it. I’m officially in Poe meltdown now. No story about Donald Trump is too crazy to be true. I’m beginning to understand why otherwise-sane individuals swallow tall tales…it’s because of a diet too rich in irony.