Track Palin Arrested Again For Domestic Violence

NBC News reports:

The oldest son of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was arraigned Sunday on domestic violence charges, according to online court records.

Track Palin, was arraigned Sunday morning on charges of felony burglary, assault in the fourth degree and criminal mischief for causing property damage in Wasilla, Alaska, according to court records.

Track Palin was also arrested in January 2016 on domestic violence charges in Wasilla. Palin was charged with assault in the fourth degree, interfering with a domestic violence report, and misconduct involving weapons in the fourth degree.

After his 2016 arrest Sarah Palin claimed that Track suffers from PTSD because Obama didn’t respect the military.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Sarah has released another statement to the press.

    • Butch

      Way too coherent – that can’t be her unless she had help writing it.

      • Harveyrabbit

        And help putting the letters in one pile.

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    • kaydenpat

      Lol! At least she can speak with Trump and Gohmert.

    • jerry
  • Comixbear

    I’m just waiting to see how Sarah Palin blames this on Hillary.

    • Todd20036

      Yup. Because it couldn’t be Sarah’s fault at all…

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    Tundra trash.

  • Harveyrabbit

    Well, the Palins will be hitting their favorite Wasilla nightspots tonight. No pun intended there ol’ Tracky boy.

    • Stogiebear

      Are they down on the floor looking for their chastity aspirins?

  • Tawreos

    I guess Sarah’s parenting went about as well as and with about as much success as her speeches.

    • Bambino

      Her parenting ends after nine months of pregnancy. Still last longer than Roy Moore 3 minutes of intercourse that produced Caleb.

      • Snarkaholic

        And the first two minutes of that consisted of begging.

        • Bambino

          Most likely on tearing off the ill fitted school girl outfit from Kayla.

          • Snarkaholic

            …after smacking the giant lollipop from her hand.

          • kaydenpat

            Oh dear!!

      • Xaca

        You’d fuck fast too if her husband (or father) were just getting home.

      • Jay Silversmith

        I heard jeebus miraculously transferred the caleb fetus from bristol’s womb to sarah’s. Or was it Twig?

        • Bambino

          If you watch The Exorcist series, it’s pretty much like demons going from one body to another.

    • Reality.Bites

      That’s so unfair. She parented all her children for a full four-year term.

    • penpal

      She’s a shitty, lazy mother. Her kids are a fucking mess and that’s a reflection on her.

      • agcons

        And Todd too.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Sarah Palin is an idiot.
    Not related, I don’t care about Track.

  • Xaca

    Thanks, Obama!

  • DaddyRay

    It must be that awesome parenting

  • Keith D Plane

    Track -wtf kinda name is that? like the other day i read some idiot dad’s last name is nare, so the fuckwad named his son Billion. I kid you not.

    • Butch

      I put myself through college working at a television factory, and this is no joke – there were two sisters on the production line named Ima and Yora Hogg.

      • Todd20036

        Someone did not want to have children

      • AC

        FFS – If it truly is no joke (and it is hard to believe it isn’t), their parents were shockingly unoriginal:

        • Butch

          Nope – it’s the truth. It was at the Admiral factory in Harvard, Illoinois.

          • AC

            Sure, Jan

      • RaygunsGoZap

        LOL. As in Governor Hogg of Texas?

      • kaydenpat

        I’m surprised neither changed her name.

    • Harveyrabbit

      Or the Cianci family that named their daughter Nancy Ann.

      • AmeriCanadian

        That’s funny. I went to school with identical twins named Molly and Polly. Not too out there but I always found it funny when the teacher was calling roll and she’d just call both of their names at once.

    • Snarkaholic

      Is his middle name Mark?

    • jugomono

      My sister-in-law’s name is Barb Dwyer.

      • Todd20036

        I have a coworker named Sundae Knight

        • FAEN

          The ex had a coworker named Snow White. Someone must have been smoking something.

          • HandyAndy

            Classmate named Adam Baum.

          • FAEN


        • boatboy_srq

          Classmate of mine was Tomorrow West.

    • BearEyes

      I went to school with a guy named Mike Hunt.
      We called him Michael.

    • AmeriCanadian

      I don’t believe it’s any worse than Moon Unit or Dweezil. I don’t know what drugs Frank was on when his kids were born but JFC.

      • Todd20036

        True, but with a father like Frank Zappa, it sort of cancels out

        • Lori

          I don ‘t know if it cancels out so much as gets lost in the noise, They had Frank as a father and as a result grew up into the kind of people who have both said they like their names,

    • clay

      Well, my parents named me after dirt, so . . .

      • RaygunsGoZap

        Isn’t your last name Mation?

      • Canadian Observer

        Could have been worse, they could have called you Golem.

        • clay

          So, you’re saying that symbol carved in my chest . . .

          • Canadian Observer

            That might be a problem, the “אמת” is supposed to be on your forehead, not your chest. At least according to the recipe I consulted. (And to deactivate, just erase the first letter [and right to left, not left to right])

    • FAEN

      I knew a girl in college whose parents had named her Shatheed which isn’t the worst until you realize it was legally spelled S H I T H E A D! Why would you do that to a kid?

    • Gerry Fisher


    • Dayglo

      You’re forgetting Trig, Trog, Bible Spice, Chim Chim and Trump II.

    • DJ John Bear

      There was someone at one of my first IT jobs: Anna List
      No joke.

  • Blake Mason
    • Chris Gardner

      It might rain later today. Geez, thanks OBama!

      • Droz

        Party of personal responsibility my ass.

    • kaydenpat

      I recall that Palin tried to blame President Obama’s for Track’s previous misconduct. Unbelievable!!

  • Rebecca Gardner

    The Family Values crowd hard at work again.

    • Tawreos

      Family Values only covers gays and abortions. Everything else is just personal trouble.

      • Bambino

        The Family Values of Covering Up. It’s what Christianity all about.

    • Ranger One

      I guess they named him “Track” after the hunting practice of following animal tracks to search for wild animals. They should have called him tracked.

      • charemor

        What about “Trash”?

        • Ranger One

          Even better! I’m sure that’s the Wasilla Police’s pet name for him.

          However, McCain counsel’s him like a father during trying PTSD episodes like these. You know, from one survivor to another; both of the wars, and of Obama’s neglect. Very misunderstood is Trash, like Roy Moore. Jesus forgives, if you just ask him.

          Jesus is like a circus animal, and if you ask him to jump, he jumps. Perfect for the rampant narcissism in that family. When they understand that they are Christ’s master, they will be fine.

  • Snarkaholic

    “Stop blaming Track! If you liberals would stop robbing the rich by insisting on luxuries like food, medical care, and breathable air, he NEVER would have had to steal!” ~Sarah, probably

    • kareemachan

      You spelled her name wrong: it’s “$arah”.

  • Ninja0980

    Not a surprise at all.
    A leopard like this will never change his spots.
    I hope his victim can get out of this relationship and far, far away from him before it’s too late.

    • kareemachan

      He has limited visitation and NO visitation with his two out-of-wedlock kids.

      • Todd20036

        Good on the kids. Levi sure dodged a bullet

    • Dayglo

      If he were a leopard, Sarah would’ve shot him from her helicopter.

  • PickyPecker
    • Stogiebear

      Someone should photoshop the Palins’ faces on that!

      • Tomcat

        I see what you did there.

    • Treant

      Is it wrong that I want to see daddy-son porn between Todd and Levi?

      • Tomcat

        That you want to yes? That you expect to no.

      • clay

        They are were related only by marriage.

        • Reality.Bites

          Daddy-son porn isn’t about being related (necessarily).

      • Gregory B

        Make it a 3-way with Track or Trek or whatever his name is.

    • kaydenpat

      Where are Bristol’s eleventy million fatherless children?

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  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    So Track Palin vs. Joe Moore’s kid, who’s been arrested more?

    • greenmanTN

      They should have a cage match to prove who is the best GOP offspring.

      • Bambino

        The porn of trailer trash. Coming soon to pornhub on your computer.

    • thatotherjean

      I’m pretty sure Caleb Moore still has the edge. Give it a bit more time.

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      I’m waiting for Caleb to be outed with “DRAMA!” Something like pulling a trifecta in a Craig’sList drug/homosex/underage sex sting.

  • Rex

    The PTSD is from being Sarah Palin’s son.

    • ElenorRigby

      Sarah is still alive. So that’s just TSD or Stockholm syndrome.

  • greenmanTN
  • Treant

    Now, now. The family has requested privacy in this difficult time, just like Sarah never would and never has commented on anybody else’s difficulties.

    Or, have at her. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of hypocrisy, ennui, and eye rolling.

    • Harveyrabbit

      I, for one, will never mention this again.

    • Bambino

      You are giving her too much credit. She has not been informed by the press at the front of her trailer yet that Track was arrested.

  • Bambino

    What a slacker! He’s definitely not on track to beat Caleb Moore.

  • Christopher
  • netxtown

    surely tonetta perkkkins will find some biblical value with this…..

    • Bambino

      Gurl’s been quiet lately. Her amazing instinct of picking the sexual deviants to champion FRC is on point.

      • Todd20036

        Kind of hard for him to justify electing a god fucker who’s also a kiddie fucker, especially since kiddie fucking is his justification for keeping LBGTs as second class citizens

  • Christopher
    • Todd20036

      Must’ve been a Pinto

    • trouble94114

      And this is why you should never, ever eat fish.

  • Tomcat

    It’s Winter in Alaska and that is just called entertainment to them.

  • BeaverTales

    Wasilla is a bit of an armpit, and if you’ve ever been to central PA or OH, WV, IN or KY, you’ve been to Wasilla. It’s the kind of place where people move to escape the big city, but don’t want to be more than a 100 miles from one. It has more churches than schools, hospitals or good restaurants combined. It is also one of the drug capitals of Alaska.

    Track served in the military and came home to a depressing and once-thriving-but-now-economically-stagnant part of Alaska. I believe that he has PTSD, but it’s not Obama’s fault. It’s the fault of a mother who always put her political ambition over her own children’s welfare. Why she had 5 kids when she and Todd are too busy living rockstar lives surrounded by a social network of churchy dimwits is a local mystery.

    • Todd20036

      Because condoms = evil, and what better political props than children who are disabled or veterans or both

    • olandp

      Track only served in the military to avoid jail after he cut the break lines on school buses.

      Unfortunately he only postponed the inevitable.

    • boatboy_srq

      A) They stopped at five? That’s uncommon restraint in that subculture.

      B) To Xtianists, children are mere accessories.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Birth control is a sin. Having an out of wedlock baby is a blessing.

  • BearEyes

    My, my, my. How time flies.
    And here I was thinking it was only a year since his last arrest when it’s almost two.

  • Puckfair52

    When your raised by people with convenient ethics and pseudo religious morals this can happen! Cycles of child abuse in the form of lack of integrity, honesty, nurturing rather than JESUS WILL GET YAH and we are prayer warriors against the demons! Of course yah wind up with a bag of angry fruit loops! TRICK TRACK TRAP!

    • Ben in Oakland

      Does your name have aught to do with the puckfair in Ireland?

  • Bluto
    • Ben in Oakland

      It’s not my fault if my mustache is gay.

  • Jamie Brewer

    Sarah Palin has been begging for attention VIA her Facebook page which is the only “media outlet” she has anymore. Perhaps this drama will help to bump her back into the spotlight.

  • olandp

    Who could have ever seen that coming?

  • Buford

    if only there had been some type of warning signs…

  • Jerry Kott

    The Bad Seed!

    • Guess?

      Actually, it’s a nut that didn’t fall far from the tree.

      • Ben in Oakland

        A road Apple that didn’t fall far from the horse.

  • Robert Adams

    The Palin family – again setting the standard for Conservative Family Values.

  • FAEN

    Ahh-more from the ‘Family Values’ people.

  • clay

    No gun charges this time?
    I guess he won’t be able to plea down to “brandishing” this time,
    so no more blaming it on PTSD.

  • AdamTh

    No alcohol related charges? Must be finally turning his life around…

  • Kevin Andrews

    The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree. When one has the IQ of a GOTP Slug and is raised with domestic violence, Christ-O-Fascist authoritarianism, book burnings and criminal activity; adaptation to it is survival.

    • bzrd


    • Uncle Mark

      It’s not so much that she’s too stupid to know she’s a fascist. (She is that stupid, incidentally.) The truth is…she doesn’t care as long as the spotlight is on her

      • Galvestonian

        … and she’s getting paid. Money talks …

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    Let us not forget why Trick went into the service in the first place; a judge gave him the choice. He was caught cutting the break lines on school buses (such fun!!). This sociopath needs to do some hard time in the Alaska State Pen, then live out his life in a psych ward somewhere in the tundra.

  • boatboy_srq

    Somewhere a trailer is missing its trash.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    The Palin family & Trump family = America’s trash

  • Kevin Perez

    His twin sister, Field had no comment.

  • JackFknTwist

    This is the same party he was at !

  • Guess

    His long-lost twin, Field, was not available for comment.

  • bkmn

    Mama Guzzly strikes again.

  • kaydenpat

    Trashy family. Thank goodness we ducked a Palin vice presidency.

  • Mike C

    This is what he he raised around.

  • Blake Mason

    I was just thinking the other day we had not heard from Caribou Barbie. Considering the things coming out of the White House.

  • lattebud

    I hope the victim(s) recuece justice and compensation for any losses. Please don’t plea this out to some probation and picking up trash. He needs to get serious help.

  • David Walker

    She’s like a moose fart: VERY repulsive at first and then gone.

  • Floyd

    So Track’s been arrested again? Can reports of Bristol getting knocked up with another out-of-wedlock child be far behind?


    Track has post traumatic stress disorder from being raised by Sarah Palin.

  • jimbo65

    Must be Tuesday. Oh wait. .

  • Ben in Oakland

    Please help me choose. It’s a real moral dilemma.

    1. What do you expect with that feral snow Barbie for a mother?

    2. Didn’t he have a good Christian mother and father to raise him?

    3. He needs more prayer and god. Jesus will fix him.

    4. What would you expect with feral snow Barbie, with the cunning of a fox but the intelligence and demeanor of a hillbilly, for a mother.

    5. The road Apple doesn’t fall far from the horse.

    6. Poor kid if he’s suffering from PTSD. I hope he will get the help he needs to live a normal life. Why isn’t Trump and McCain’s VA not helping one of our brave soldiers whose life and promise has been compromised in service to our country?

  • UrsusArctos 🐻

    In this week’s episode of The Wassillabillies Jethro Track done got his ass caught messing’ with some woman who had bad enough judgement to fuck him. Granny Sarah is too busy cooking up some “medicine” to keep him from gettin’ taken to the hoosegow and Ellie Mae is out gettin’ knocked up again and can’t bail him out.
    Tune in next week for the “Prayer Meetin'” where they all repent and are forgiven so they can keep actin’ morally superior.

  • JWC

    Track is totally off track

    • andrew

      No you didn’t.

      • JWC

        didn’t what??

  • justmeeeee

    Nah, Track is just suffering from a case of old fashioned asshole-ism.

  • safari

    There’s something not right with that boy.

  • Ronald Ibach

    The Palin family gives meaning to the words white trash.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    He had problems before joining the military, in fact, that’s why he was forced to join.

  • Uncle Mark

    Perhaps Track woulddn’t keep getting arrested for domestic abuse, if only he used his words…but then again, I’m reminded that his mother, Lil’ Miss Word-Salad, didn’t know how to use them either.

  • Hank

    Palins = Trailer Trash

    What else needs to be said????

  • andrew

    How can a good mother like Sarah Palin raise her boy Track to be a decent man when you have Obama causing him to commit crimes? I just knew it was Obama’s fault. LOL.

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  • Snarky

    Normally his mother would be attention-whoring on Facebook (because it’s a day that ends with a “y”), but it’s radio silence from Wasilla today.

    Also, Track’s last run-in with a big domestic violence charge was in January 2016. Those damn Alaska winters – lots of people just stay indoors and drink. It’s a great place if you get outdoors, but too many people just hunker down indoors for long dark months at a time.

  • Charlie

    Poor upbringing and lack of family values. What will Sarah’s excuse be this time? It’s never her offspring’s fault. No one forced Bristol to spread her legs 2 times to have children out of wedlock either. Guess Meadow is up next since she’s of age now to make the same mistakes…very sad that Sarah is always quick to point the finger at what she sees as wrong and can’t see the problems right in front of her with her own family…SAD!

  • leastyebejudged

    Alaska and McCain made her popular.

    Neither can ever undo the damage they’ve done to the nation.

  • GanymedeRenard

    What’s with the offspring of these Christofascists committing crimes repeatedly? Track Palin, Caleb Moore, etc.? I’ve begun to believe they learn it from their holy scriptures.

  • Robin Wayne Bailey

    I’ve seen at least one report this morning that he broke into his parents’ house through a window and beat up his father. Family values, you know.