Death To Gays Pastor: Roy Moore Lost Because Fathers Are Turning Their Kids Gay By Watching Porn [AUDIO]

“Unless there is a spiritual awakening, I think these conservative states are going to become liberal in their moral values within another five, 10, or 20 years. If the fathers are doing pornography, the kids are going to turn into homosexuals. The fathers will hide their sin and the children will come out of the closet with it.

“By the way, the top porn search word in Alabama and Mississippi is ‘lesbian.’ So another indication that the father’s generation is dabbling in porn, the children’s generation will go head over heels for some of the most egregious sexual crimes that men ever engage in.” – “Death To Gays” Pastor Kevin Swanson, on why Roy Moore lost.

(Via Kyle Mantyla at Right Wing Watch)

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Swanson earned national headlines in 2015 by calling for the execution of homosexuals shortly before introducing Ted Cruz to speak. A Cruz spokesman later expressed regret for the appearance, but only after weeks of furor from the media. In September 2017, Swanson warned that SCOTUS must immediately repeal same-sex marriage before God sends another killer hurricane. In August 2017, Swanson declared that pro-LGBT public schools should all be “burned to the ground.” In May 2017, Swanson warned that the goal of public schools is to turn children into “transgender communists.” In June 2016, Swanson declared that the Pulse massacre victims got what they deserved because “God gives up on sinners.”

  • Butch

    And how does we knows the top search term we wonders, yes, we wonders?
    And by the way, my late father was a religious man who never watched porn. I think you got the causation off there, me bucko.

    • Tawreos

      People like him need to believe that something other than his god makes people gay. If he lost that belief he might almost feel a touch of guilt for hating people over something they can’t control.

  • bkmn

    If anyone wonders why fewer people are Christians, a few minutes with this guy would explain everything.

    • VodkaAndPolitics

      I just want to know where all these Daddy’s who are “Doing Porn” are at….

      https://goo.gl/images/V8UHQw

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        A search of Pornhub answers that question rather… nicely.

      • ChrisMorley

        Try Swanson’s Reformation Church congregation of bad Daddies, in Elizabeth, Colorado?

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    • JCF
    • Librarykid

      and if God gave a God Damn about what people are saying in God’s name, these people would be dispatched by a lightning bolt or something equally dramatic and educational.

  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    God wanted Roy Moore to lose. He showed the world this by Roy Moore losing.

    God also floods the homes of those who lie in his name. Go ask Tonette about it, because you’re next.

    • another_steve

      God has already taken his revenge on Pastor Swanson.

      You should see how his wife decorated their home.

      • Jonathan Smith
        • another_steve

          No, silly.

          That’s Donald Trump’s mudroom.

          • JackFknTwist

            Oops. I thought it was Schlock’s.

          • Librarykid

            You can tell by the wide seats to accommodate the fat asses.

        • jerry

          This could be a contest: Rich pastor’s house or Trump property?

        • Phillip in L.A.

          Are you sure that’s not the Winter Palace in St Petersburg?

          • Amanda B. Rekendwith

            I’m pretty sure that it’s the dining room of Willie K. and Alva Vanderbilt’s Marble House, in Newport, Rhode Island.

    • penpal

      Exactly. The question is: why are they fighting god’s obvious plan? Why do they hate god?

  • Tawreos

    He can’t face the fact that black women came out in force and kicked his boy Moore’s ass.

    • David Walker

      Even better, black church-going women.

      • BlackGayAthetist

        Black women and (blacks in general) needed this NATIONAL embarrassment to STOP

        • ChrisMorley

          US embarassment was all over the global media. We were gobsmacked to watch it all unfurl.

  • another_steve

    Well, I’m glad my porn habits contributed to Moore’s defeat.

    • Tawreos

      I guess that would be giving one for the team instead of taking one. Either way it works =)

    • liondon#iamnotatraitor

      I’ve seen your comments… I highly doubt lesbian is in your search history.

      • another_steve

        My porn search history will be directly related to the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

        (hmm…perhaps a bad choice of words, that…)

        • liondon#iamnotatraitor

          You can do that…within an hour of each other?

    • Dave F.

      Then mine must have contributed heavily to his defeat.

    • Ore Carmi

      Didn’t think of that–if that’s effective activism, I’m in!

  • sfjohn

    gee I’d be more concerned about my kid turning into kevin swanson…

  • so is it 5? or 20?

    but don’t worry…access to that porn is probably gonna get more expensive..

  • JAKvirginia

    Ho boy! Someone who REALLY doesn’t know how things work.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    Repedophiles should totes make morality and anti-porn their message going into 2018.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Boreal

    He is so right. Back when I was a kid my father bought Playboy. I took one look at those magazines and I knew that I liked men.

    • Jonathan Smith

      i did too, but i was looking at the November Mag.
      “the year in sex”

    • Joseph Miceli

      Lord! That takes me back….leafing through 50 old “Collector’s Items” (yeah, SUUUUREEE!!!!) to find one dick pic in Playboy. Growing up gay in the early 80’s was really difficult before I discovered “Torso.” (Blueboy sucked! Never liked twinks.)

      • Mark

        Try the late 50’s, early 60s. It was the Sears catalog, men’s underwear section.

      • Adam Schmidt

        Honcho was the one I found before Bear Magazine came out in the 90’s.

  • Gustav2

    It is not hypocrisy, they are too stupid to get their porn free.

    And who knew str8 men like lesbian porn?

  • PickyPecker
    • Tawreos

      I keep the same sign up in my house.

      • jerry

        That’s a frequently-used link on my computer.

    • Snarkaholic

      What is Accident Porn? Is it where your clumsiness lands you in the E.R….
      …and then the hot doctor has his/her/their way with you?

      • Boreal

        It’s where you get banged up and then banged by the EMT’s.

      • Joseph Miceli

        It is where you are just walking along when suddenly you trip and fall into a hole, catching and ripping your jeans off on a protrusion and you land on top of a hot sweaty construction worker who had unfastend his pants momentarily to adjust his huge package and while doing so he bent over to pick up his wallet and you end up balls deep in him.
        Happens all the time!

    • Does that contribute to rubber-necking?

  • Tomcat

    This is going to backfire on you fool. You have no idea how many so called christians exercise their right to porn.

    • jerry

      Especially in those states where Swanson might be actually listened to…the conservative states have a higher per capita porn consumption.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    So THAT’s why he lost.
    It all makes sense now that a LUNATIC explained this.

  • Natty Enquirer

    No, the most egregious sexual crime was when Mr. and Mrs. Swanson made Kevin.

    • Uncle Mark

      Seriously, how awful and cold must the Swansons have been to have spawned such a hateful little man.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Then again, sometimes kids just turn out to be dicks.

  • Phil in Colorado

    Finally! Someone cracked the code… THIS is how we can make more gays!

  • Friday

    Christians sure do seem to think porn has magic powers of all kinds, ….it’s almost like they’re freaking repressed or something.

    • Tawreos

      Porn does have magic powers. It starts playing, one makes the sacred motions with the hands and then stress goes away. Magic!

      • Friday

        (Actually it usually just looks ridiculous or gross to me, so I don'[t even get it, guys obviously feel differently, and basically all I can think is you gotta be like constantly starving if you obsess about the menu or something.)

  • ceeenbee

    “fathers are turning kids gay by watching porn.”

    Wow! That’s really hitting two birds with one stone.

  • penpal

    Whenever “christians” like this open their mouths, they reveal everything about their demons. I guarantee you this guy jerked off to lesbian fisting 3-ways all week long.

    • Gustav2

      Don’t want to look at his browser history.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Whoever moved that damned rock away from the tomb has a hell of a lot of explaining to do.

    • Snarkaholic

      “The rock was moved by an earthquake…which was caused because God was furious at gay people!” ~Kevin, probably

  • skyweaver

    So the tradition of just making stuff up continues

    • Snarkaholic

      God told me that if every single straight person in the US doesn’t send me $1,000 within the next hour, I’ll continue to be gay!

  • Buck Starr

    Another nail in the coffin for religion.

  • Yes my dad’s porn habits turned me gay – he’s right.

  • Pastor Swanson also thinks that if he closes his eyes, folds his hands, and thinks real hard, a 2,017-year-old man in space can read his thoughts and give him what he wants. So attention should not be paid.

  • Boreal

    “In June 2016, Swanson declared that the Pulse massacre victims got what they deserved because “God gives up on sinners.”
    I thought xtians could commit any crime and then be magically absolved of all guilt? Apparently that only applies to white, racist, ugly homophobic xtian trolls.

    • Uncle Mark

      Isn’t that what the New Testament in their sacred tome is all about? Wasn’t the Son of God supposed to have been sacrificed for sinners? Wasn’t this supposed to be proof that their god does NOT give up on sinners? Don’t these Christianistas even read the Cliff Notes of their sacred tome…or do they all utterly lack any reading comprehension skills whatsoever?

  • BeaverTales

    The problem is sexual repression, rampant mistruths, errors of omission and the culture of lies and shame that Evangelicals build around sex.

    The people that consume Swanson’s drivel are willfully ignorant and deeply ashamed of their sexuality. I bet they get divorced often and commit adultery, just as Jesus wanted

    • Jonathan Smith

      “The problem is sexual repression, rampant mistruths, errors of omission and the culture of lies and shame that Evangelicals build around sex.”
      “The problem is Church”

      there. fixed it for you

  • skyweaver

    I realize it’s pointless to critique this, but I would like to point out plenty of women enjoy porn, too

  • Harveyrabbit
    • Phillip in L.A.

      Fuck Disqus yet again!

  • Adam Stevens

    Can ANY heterosexual man take responsibility for the things he actually says and does????

    I see no evidence of this ANYWHERE. All they do is blame others for what THEY say and do.

    Seriously, they don’t have the morals or courage to last a fucking HOUR in our shoes.

    But AT LEAST be MEN and take responsibility for your OWN actions and words.

    If they need someone to teach them how to be a respectable man, they should seek out the gay dude nearest to them, because they already know how.

    • Snarkaholic

      And to not be so fucking atrocious in bed, they should have a loooong conversation with a lesbian!

  • Slippy_World
    • Gustav2

      That monitor is ancient!

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        I like the pattern on the frame, though.

      • skyweaver

        This gave me the giggles 🙂

        • Gustav2

          😉 that makes me happy.

      • JCF

        Well, it’s ancient computer porn, so…

    • Boreal
      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        that greece’s first gloryhole.
        It was a place called Dimitrius’ Adult Scroll Shoppe

        • liondon#iamnotatraitor

          It was next to Aphrodite ‘s Books.

    • safari

      The only thing missing is “Yo Quiero Taco Bell”

    • JCF

      LOL

  • Christopher
  • IAMBOWLINGQUEEN
  • j.martindale

    I didn’t need prompting from my Dad to become gay. I can proudly say it was my accomplishment alone.

  • Gene Perry

    So, do you have to be watching porn with Dad, or is it Dad watching it by himself? Or, what, Dad is telepathically transmitting his porn to his son? And, does this include just sons, or are daughters impacted also. Clearly this theory need further study.

  • Snarkaholic

    Does this freak have a wife and/or kids?

    • David Walker

      Yes. And he learned how to “do it” by watching porn.

  • boris de koningh

    People like him need to believe that something other than his god makes people gay. If he lost that belief he might almost feel a touch of guilt for hating people over something they can’t control.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    THEY’RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY!!!1!1!!

  • Tawreos

    He does realize he is giving porn the power to change the world for the better. If people keep watching porn then conservatives will become more liberal. The government will focus on the poor instead of the rich and the corporations and when the poor do better we all do better. Swanson is the best advocate for porn I have ever seen.

  • kareemachan

    I don’t get how this supposedly works….

    • David Walker

      Neither does he. It’s just a matter of putting the right words in the right sequence. Verbal lighter fluid.

    • Jonathan Smith

      see, your Dad watches porn, and western civilization falls into the sea.
      see how easy that was? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/14db46e27e863d2591604d95b0bc349b4d46a476e4f4881374340eeee56f9259.gif

      • kareemachan

        o.O

    • Tawreos

      Stop thinking about it logically, and start thinking about a way to scare stupid people into doing your bidding and giving you money and see how that works for you.

    • skyweaver

      I think it’s just a dude trying to throw together a bunch of terms that people know they’re supposed to be against and mixing and matching, like UNITS clothes from the 80s

  • safari

    “doing pornography”

    Huh. I mean, many people do need extra cash.

  • gaycuckhubby

    I guess I should thank my dad for all those Hustler magazine I found in the back of the closet.

  • Uncle Mark

    WAIT…..Is the “learned” pastor claiming that Roy Moore lost because white, “Christian” fathers preferred to stay home and watch PORNHUB, instead of going out and voting for the pedophile…AND…PORNHUB is also making the next generation gay?

    Thank you, PORNHUB for all the good you do !! Do y’all have a gofundme account?

  • Yeah…attacking pornography for men is a good way to turn those men AWAY from your religion.

  • SDG

    I don’t believe that these preachers actually “believe” even half the shit that they say, the just do it for the publicity. Their “congregants”, I bet, mostly do.

  • William
    • JoeMyGod

      Norman, coordinate!

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    OT – Donnie doing his shtick. Pa-dum-bum. Try the veal.

    https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/941694898243239936

    • BobSF_94117

      Somebody should put surveillance on the clappers.

  • Darin
    • gaycuckhubby

      Worked for me!

  • mikeinftl

    It sure worked for me after watching porn with Bruno.

  • Richard

    I realize there will always be a certain number of bat shit crazies running around, but the real disappointment is the number of people that listen to these crazies…..that’s what’s frightening.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    Man…

    I’m very happy that the only drug I use is pot. Religion is way too harsh for me.

  • Wayne

    I wonder if he knows of the different ways one could interpret “If the fathers are doing pornography….”

  • Clive Johnson

    Of relevance:

    Effortless thinking: Why we’re all born to be status quo fans:

    There are no right answers in the world of politics – but whether we’re drunk or just pressed for time, the less we think, the further to the right our answers lean

    https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg23631560-800-effortless-thinking-why-were-all-born-to-be-status-quo-fans/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&cmpid=SOC%7CNSNS%7C2017-Echobox&utm_source=Facebook#link_time=1513338830

  • gaycuckhubby

    I’m glad that my adults-only Tumblr is doing something good for the nation!

    • fiizok

      I’m thinking we need an open thread here so we all can reveal what our adults-only Tumblrs are. I would be fascinated to peruse them at length.

      • gaycuckhubby

        Mmmhmmm

  • Lazycrockett
    • Snarky

      The WaPo is reporting that the GOP has made some changes to the tax bill in order to get Rubio’s support. Which absolutely everyone saw coming.

  • Halou

    Paedophiles are okay because they hate gays as much as the evangelicals do?

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    It’s funny how the biggest porn consumers are states with heavy religious influence, innit?

  • ted-

    Just another ahole who should kill himself.

  • Goodboy

    The reaction of normal people to Pastor Coo Coo.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/L8QLUgKIAcmw8/giphy.gif

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    I’m sure the top porn search in his house is ” bathroom etiquette “.

    • William

      More like “spit roast” and “double penetration”.

  • Rex

    I’ll say it again, forget about putting the Christ in Christmas, they need to put the Christ in Christians.

  • KarenAtFOH

    Roy Moore lost because mothers grew a backbone and decided to put their kids’ interests first.

  • DaveMiller135

    I’m not really aware of my Dad ever “doing” any pornography, in any sense of that word. Still, parents have their tricks and their wiles; they hid a unicycle from me for a couple of months before one Christmas. Hope Dad didn’t “do” any gay-for-pay. I might have to rethink my whole life.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      And if he did, I hope it wasn’t on a unicycle. (Though I’d love to see it).

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    He reminds me of a cartoon character from a few years ago.

    https://youtu.be/ECkDTHhyy5I

  • fiizok

    Then I need to call my dad and thank him profusely for his part in making me gay. Couldn’t be happier about it.

  • pleasebereasonable1

    Roy more lost because the people of Alabama rejected his and your brand of hypocriful efungelicalism, and things are only going to get worse for you, praise jebus.

  • Joseph Miceli

    “When they go low, we go high…”
    With all due respect to Mrs. Obama, I just don’t have it in me anymore. It is my sincere wish that “Pastor” Swanson get’s ass cancer and dies in pain. Then we can all say “well, that’s just God’s punishment for sin.”

  • Paula

    Is there a group of writers that thinks up this crap for these guys? All the writers get stoned and think up the most outlandish stuff that they can.

    • jerry

      It’s worked for years for Ann Coulter, Alex Jones, etc.

  • Michael

    We can all rest assured he never, ever, Google’s “lesbian porn”. I would imagine it’s all “BBC”

  • Phillip in L.A.

    So, the porn enters the father’s eyes, and is transmitted to his bloodstream, where it is absorbed into, and becomes part of, his semen.

    Then, when his husband catches the father watching porn, and the semen squirts out, er…, it’s called, um, “transubfecundation” (?)

    How utterly ridiculous!

    • Reality.Bites

      Where does the latte fit in to this?

      • Phillip in L.A.

        Hell if I know!

  • JWC

    Hate mongerer Bases everything on NO facts just he worst fears of illiterate bible thumpers

  • boatboy_srq

    It’s always Teh Ghey and pr0n with these asshats, isn’t it?

    • The_Wretched

      Obsession and mental ruts. It’s induced mental illness.

  • Michael White

    So when my nephew finally comes out (he joined the Marine, you can fuck me don’t kiss me Corp, so daddy would think he was manly). I can say it is his fault because he watches porn. BTW my bro in law is a right wing holier than the Pope catholic

  • boatboy_srq

    No doubt some BSDIing wingnut will remind us that we are so blessed not to live someplace where this kind of idiocy is spouted by actual government officials.

    /s

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Another reason I know for a fact there is no god, this guy is still breathing.

  • David

    Sooooo…nowwwww…watching straight porn turns you gay. Oky-doky..

    • boatboy_srq

      Any non-procreative sexual activity does that.

      Somebody should tell the abstinence-only sex ed program designers.

  • witch

    Like mom’s don’t watch Porn too

  • geoffalnutt

    I haz a confusement. The fathers are watching gay porn? They’re forcing their sons to watch gay porn? Is there an instruction manual? “Being Gay For Dummies”? ” I’m depraved on account of I was deprived!”

  • Macbill

    “An orgasm outside of marriage is a crime against humanity! Masturbation leads to alcoholism and drug addition, and is the favorite pastime of Democrats.”

  • Todd20036

    And yet, before the internet there were gay people

  • MT YVR

    If the fathers are doing porn.

    Oh, darlin. If the fathers are doing porn that’s one thing. There’s a whole Daddy channel out there. I think you meant watching.

    Now, see, this is why y’all have issues. You don’t get the difference between be and do. So (pats on head…. bleaches hand) just… run along. And lick your computer screen every time you’re watching your porn. Good boy.

    Jeebus save us all from men who just want to be tied up, spanked, told they did good after they edge for two days and left cuffed with their Daddy’s jock in their mouth for an afternoon. They can be so WHINY.

  • bJason

    Were my father “doing pornography,” gay is the last thing I would turn!

  • Robert Adams

    You think this guy is stupid? Consider the folks who send him money.

  • kaydenpat

    Could someone please fetch Pastor Swanson a straight jacket? Anyone? The man is fully coocoo.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Christian Logic 101:

    Speed + bacon (skunk – violin / eBay) = belt

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    I have one question (and one only), “pastor”; Are the fathers watching said gay porn WITH their children? And where are their mothers in all this? OK, that was two questions. So I’m hellbound.

  • Tom Mears

    Well snap! I thought Ol’ Roy lost because republican fathers said it was OK for 30yr old men to feel up their 14yr daughters.

  • FelineMama

    Riddle me this, you rancid hairball, where are your stats to back up that ‘fathers + porn = homosexuality? Really, none? Thought so. I believe such a preoccupation with the “gays” turn you & your ILK on. But, that’s just MY opinion. I have no facts.

  • Kevin Andrews

    Gotta love what these Evangelical Christ-O-Fascists & Missionary of Hate display as their ideal of KKKristianity.
    These creatures and their ilk are a mental disorder on America that will be cured by their own words and deeds.
    Support Pedophiles, Support Sexual Predators, wish everyone’s brothers and sisters death.
    Some KKKristian this Missionary of Hate and vile Christ-O-Fascist is displayed by this creature.
    God told me that he was going to smite these sodomite liars from the pulpit. God told me this man is in the adult book store on Friday nights servicing his flock. God told me that these Charlatans are going up in smoke real soon.
    See how easy that works?
    What did God tell you about these Missionary of Hate?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9bf124056ae4e8de2d523fc5883249f5165a4f08b7d5fc546faa8c878511e56.png

  • James

    Wait, if they’re DOING pornography?

  • JCF
  • andrew

    Kevin Swanson just opened his closet door a little too wide. We can see you Kevin.

    • Gianni

      I believe we’re seeing just that along with the fact that he is a very violent-minded man.

  • jonfromcalifornia

    I’ve said it many times before… Evangelicals sure are dumb.

  • Gianni

    Someone needs to seriously start poking around in his closet. There are likely a few skeletons with stories to tell.

  • Ore Carmi

    A pastor who obsesses about porn and homosexuality is likely gay and a porn addict. Just in my humble opinion…

  • Lee Anne

    Alabama lost to Auburn who lost to Georgia. Perhaps God was showing his dissatisfaction with Roy Moore being on the ballot. Makes as much sense as what Swanson is saying.

  • rusty57

    With net neutrality gone, Gomer, Goober and Cletus are going to have a much harder time logging onto PornHub.
    So there’s that.

  • Happy_Housewife

    What? Fathers in the south are doing lesbian porn? How is this even possible?

  • Old Top Kick

    “I think these conservative states are going to become liberal in their moral values within another five, 10, or 20 years…”

    From your lips to the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s ears!

  • Chris Bartlett

    actually the top internet porn search in the entire south, including Alabama and Mississippi is black porn. But you think this bigoted God turd is going to say that?