Roy Moore Continues To Refuse To Concede Because Evil Sodomy Is Sweeping Across America [VIDEO]

The Washington Post reports:

A day after losing the Senate race in Alabama to Democrat Doug Jones, Roy Moore has issued a new statement refusing to concede the election until completion of the final count. But it wasn’t your typical post-election statement.

It was a four-minute fire-and-brimstone video about abortion, same-sex marriage, school prayer, sodomy and “the right of a man to claim to be a woman and vice versa.”

“We are indeed in a struggle to preserve our republic, our civilization and our religion and to set free a suffering humanity,” Moore said. “Today, we no longer recognize the universal truth that God is the author of our life and liberty. Abortion, sodomy and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

  • Dramphooey

    In other words, he has conceded in private and now is back to grifting for his foundation, also known as his expense account kindly provided by the stupidest people alive who shrug at pedophilia, formerly known as the stupidest people alive.

    • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

      Yup, you nailed it. Give me your money to save civilization.

    • BlackGayAthetist

      I am so tired of this man using religion, the religion of many of us, as if he is the sole owner and defender.

      Moore has twice put his hand on a Bible and swore to uphold the law, only to defy it.

      Moore took money under the table, tax-free, from a charity he founded and promised not to take money from.

      And he’s lecturing the rest of us about “morality.”

      • DesertSun59

        I love your moniker.

        • JackFknTwist

          me too.

    • BlackGayAthetist

      Never forget that religion is the original “GOFUNDME” Method

      • Rambie

        and the original Ponzi scheme to “save your soul” for money

      • FAEN

        Grifters Gonna Grift.

        • northern_neighbour

          New spin on Aaron Schock’s, “Haters Gonna Hate!” when personally confronted with his own “Grifters Gonna Grift” moment. I suppose Aaron is still in the closet, just not the KKK closet.

          Moore has the bigger ‘Griftin operation but I guess they are both Buggar ‘specialists’ coming from opposite perspectives.

          Aaron was pathetic … and corrupt, but Moore is pure EVIL incarnate.

    • JackFknTwist

      For f uck’s sake! Just put a gun on that desk and shut the door.

  • Mark McGovern

    Hahaha materialism? He who has sucked hundreds of thousands of dollars out of his “charitable” organization. My sides acheth.

    • Dramphooey

      Hahaha materialism? What the hell is the GOP tax scam?

    • Frostbite

      Bible, something something hypocrisy something something eye of camel something something.

      • FAEN

        Lived in whale something something don’t eat shellfish something something let’s pick and choose what we follow something something magic ring. Wait did I confuse a few books?

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          Golden undies! Golden showers!

    • lattebud

      I was thinking the exact same thing… while not disclosing this and essentially having them turn over their building to him because they can’t afford to pay him the $180K a year he got for a part time gig.

    • FAEN

      So much of it has gone towards his wife’s um ‘hair’. It takes money for it to look that fake.

  • SoCalVet

    no-character loser. We ALL see you now.

  • Mark McGovern

    Oh my this has become entertaining in a most delightful way.

    • Dramphooey

      “Merry Christmas,” spoken and printed at the end. He really knows how to push his suckers’ buttons.

    • Reality.Bites

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

      The optical printing (combining images) is a product of its time, but the stop motion in this segment is excellent.

  • Boreal
    • David Walker

      Love the cat.

      • Librarykid

        I thought that the part of the still behind it was part of the cat until I wondered about the coil being part of its tail.

        • David Walker

          I recognized the still right away. Ummm. From all those years watching M*A*S*H. Yeah, that’s it. It looks like the still in the Swamp.

  • vorpal

    But evil sodomy is the best kind of sodomy.
    I guess he only likes boring old lawful good sodomy.

    • So, what’s the difference between evil sodomy and good sodomy? :p

      • Misutaa Roboto

        Lube.

        • kareemachan

          AOT, K

        • JackFknTwist

          lol

        • Librarykid

          and crocheted monogrammed guest towels

      • TheGrandWazoo2

        Practice.

      • GayOldLady

        That’s a secret and only the evil gays know the answer.

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          Yes, we do….};-]>

        • Joe in PA

          Um, isn’t it a little early for that kind of talk GOL? 😈

          • GayOldLady

            I was just taking your place until you arrived. 🙂

          • Joe in PA

            Thank you. LOL

        • ColdCountry

          Oooooo, I dunno. A lot of straight folk like sodomy, too.

      • vorpal

        Evil sodomy is when two hot gay dudes do it.
        Good sodomy is when Roy Moore and a 14 year old girl do it.

        • JCF

          Hey! We dykes are PERFECTLY CAPABLE in the Evil Sodomy department too!

          ;-p
          q-;

    • kareemachan

      I See What God Did There.

      😉

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
  • SkokieGuy [ChicagoAdjacentGuy]

    Honey, yes sodomy is sweeping the land. You got fucked over, hard.

    • Reality.Bites

      It’s travelling along the Hershey Highway.

      (That was one of the things SNL got into Weekend Update because the reference was too obscure for the censor)

      • clay

        US 322 in PA was signed as the “Hershey Highway”. They’ve taken down those signs.

  • Boreal
    • Belthazar

      LOL

    • thatotherjean

      Close enough.

    • JackFknTwist

      And the Neanderthals are in power !

  • thom
  • Daveed_WOW

    Sodomy IS liberty

    • clay

      Wait, I thought sodomy was the pursuit of happiness.

      • Daveed_WOW

        Well, that too. But nothing liberates me quite like sodomy!

  • thom

    Sodomy is anything other than heterosexual missionary sex. No wonder Moore lost

  • Boy Elvis

    Aw, poor baby. I’m gonna get sodomized today just for you, Judge Bitchycakes.

    • Colonel Panic.

      Thank you for your sacrifice, it will not go unnoticed (especially the way you scream).

    • Droz

      That may be the greatest nickname for him I’ve seen so far.

    • CA2017

      That’s Twice Stripped of his Judgeship Judge Bitchycakes to you.

  • AtticusP

    Hey, little Roy boy: fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

  • OUTinMinnesota

    .
    with the shortest chains…

    Friends were appalled when I told them about the choice I was making for my parent’s retirement home… the one with the shortest chains

    Mr. Moore, you remind me so very VERY much of my father.

    • kareemachan

      🙁

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    He looks puffy. Like he’s been crying.

    • clay

      You write the sweetest things.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Whether he concedes or not doesn’t amount to a pinch of monkey shit legally.

    • Mark Cross

      Let’s remember too that Roy and his ilk haven’t even conceded on the US Civil War. He’s not about to concede now either, and yes, his concession or refusal to concede doesn’t amount to a pinch of monkey shit legally.
      Civilzation advances regardless.

  • Trevor Brown
  • The Professor

    Does it even matter if he concedes? He lost. It’s over. He can keep making these crackpot speeches for years and it won’t matter.

    • GayOldLady

      I don’t believe it matters, it just demonstrates what a turd he is.

    • Reality.Bites

      Not a bit. After all, it occasionally happens that a dead person is on the ballot who can’t ever concede. And there’s usually at least a dozen people running for President. The system doesn’t allow itself to be held hostage by deranged nuts.

      The concession is merely a nod to social graces and civilization. Moore is merely demonstrating he has no place in society

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      He knows it doesn’t matter, the grandstanding is to get his brain dead followers to open their wallets again to keep his “good work” alive……

    • clay

      It slows the process down by a week or two, just long enough for the tax cuts, etc. without making McConnell look any more the dick.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • olandp

      Now that is my kind of horse. I won’t ride one unless I can put my feet on the ground, stand up and have the horse keep going. I have a terrible fear of heights, and that is a long way up there…

    • pj

      sassy?

  • thom

    Every adult person I know (gay, straight or bi) (married or not) has practiced sodomy. Including my right wing Christian parents

  • joe ho

    After the French revolution, France abolished its sodomy laws. They considered them against the Enlightenment values of freedom and pursuit of happiness. It was the only western country without sodomy laws.

    • Reality.Bites

      Everyone knows all they do in France is kiss. 😉

      • joe ho

        lol. In fact, the verb for fuck in French is baiser. It originally meant to kiss. The noun baiser still means a kiss. For the verb kiss they had to move to embrasser. Foreigners with shaky French can get into some trouble. Baise-moi does not mean kiss me.

        • Reality.Bites

          I remember a letter to Ann or Abby once from a pre-teen saying they’d seen a movie where people in France kissed on both cheeks and wanted to know if that’s what people meant when they were talking about French kissing.

      • McSwagg

        Not according to Mary Boleyn, sister to Anne.

  • GayOldLady

    Losing, loser gives a 4:47 minute pontification wearing a Sports coat from the 60’s. I bet that’s the magic sports coat he used to lure little girls.

  • Kevin Perez

    I feel sorry for Sassy

    • GayOldLady

      Me too and if you know anything about riding horses and watched him ride that poor horse, you know that he’s not an accomplished rider

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        Nor much of an amateur rider either…

        • GayOldLady

          As I watched him ride, I realized that this guy would do anything to create the appearance of “macho man”, “regular guy”. His wife looked to be more comfortable on a horse than him. Even his ridiculous looking dress cowboy hat and his tiny gun that he pulled from his pocket while on stage during the primary, were props. He’s phony from start to finish.

          • greenmanTN

            “Yosemite Sham” -Trae Crowder

          • GayOldLady

            That was a great YouTube, especially the end of it where he was on stage in Birmingham. I love him.

          • lattebud

            He pulled his tiny gun out on stage? Was there a 14 yo in the front row? Oh, you mean a real gun

          • GayOldLady

            He only pulled one of his tiny guns out, the other he has wrapped in colorful Xmas paper and will put it under the Xmas tree at the Gasden Mall.

          • Rambie

            But it was “life sized”

          • clay

            His wife is a better rider, and it was her gun he borrowed as a prop.

          • McSwagg

            But Tsar Poopoo looks so macho on horseback. I’m just surprised pResident Peepee hasn’t tried it.

        • Not much of anything, when you get down to it.

        • Hryflex

          I haven’t ridden since I was a teenager, but I remember enough that I felt sorry for the horse as well. The pictures show Moore giving the horse mixed signals in an abrupt and insecure manner.

    • kareemachan

      He’s a shitty rider.

      In every sense of the word.

    • JCF

      I hope Sassy’s owners follow the example of the Gadsden Mall.

    • Dinz6315

      #RescueSassy

  • thom

    Democrats are lucky. They get the AL Senate seat, Roy Moore loses but still hangs around to further embarrass Republicans

  • BlackGayAthetist

    No one cares what Moore thinks.

    You are the immorality sweeping over our land and the fact that you do it under the cover of being a God fearing man makes it even more reprehensible.

  • kareemachan

    roy, it sounds like you’re PO’ed at not getting your share of sodomy. Just sayin’….

  • Tawreos

    He really can’t handle the fact that he is not god’s gift to the country.

  • Frostbite

    Bullet dodged (for now).

  • JRDC

    Comments are disabled. Pussy.

    • Reality.Bites

      I couldn’t even watch it. Said I needed to prove I was under 14.

  • Sam_Handwich

    BUTT PIRACY IS OUT OF CONTROL!!

    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!

    • Hunter M

      Well now I have a theme for my next big party.

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    Take this opportunity Mr Moore to spend quality time with your son and help him lead a better life to ensure he is not arrested for a tenth time.

    • Reality.Bites

      Poor Sassy. I don’t think she’s up to an Alabama-Iowa ride.

  • netxtown

    There’s no fool like an old fool.

    Applicable. Approved.

  • Friday’s_cat

    Sad horse abusing loser, poster boy for everything wrong in America.

    • lymis

      And, soon to be a forgotten footnote in history. As he well deserves. Maybe Kim Davis is free for lunch.

      • Reality.Bites

        I disagree that he’ll be forgotten. This was as important as an special election gets.

        Listen to Hillary.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X69Ydq1dTIs

        • (((GC)))

          I hope the election is remembered as a turning point towards sanity in US politics, yet the guy removed from the bench for defying federal court orders — twice! — is forgotten in infamy, as is that county clerk.

          (I almost left out the ‘o’ there.)

          (And yes, the disgraced former judge is seen by some as a hero for putting his god above the Constitution he swore to uphold.)

        • Tom Mears

          Remember, Alabana will almost certainly revert to republican in 2020. Roy will almost certainly run again at that time. three years is a long time in terms of people’s political memory. Do not be surprised if we are here again in a few years.

  • Ninja0980

    My husband and I committed acts of sodomy last night.
    The horror!

  • SBW

    This freak is obsessed with sodomy. Seriously. I cant decide if he’s a closet bottom or top?
    And ewwww.

  • ETownCanuck

    Atta boy Roy, double down on the religious whackadoodlery THAT will totally fix things for ya. LOL

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Crapping on “materialism”? Bad Republican!

  • lymis

    Let’s all ponder the irony of a REPUBLICAN whining that materialism has taken the place of the pursuit of happiness….

    • clay

      (as he sits in front of an over-sized US flag and a mass-produced art reproduction)

  • Reality.Bites

    Congratulations, Roy.

    At one point, people would have cheered the eventual news of your death.

    Now they’re just going to laugh.

    You make Eugene Delguadio, Brian Brown, Pete Labarbera and other losers look like raging successes. You are the most ineffectual homophobe of all time, accomplishing not merely nothing, but LESS THAN NOTHING. You have empowered the black voters of Alabama. You are a complete and utter failure and from here on out your life is only going to get worse. Much worse.

    You have run for office five times. You failed miserably three times and were removed from office the other two.

    But you will live long enough to see your son rot in jail.

    • tim870

      I’m still hoping his son realizes his full potential as a gay porn star.

      • Reality.Bites

        He can do both. He’s a Moore. There’s no end to what he can do.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Double penetration bukake scene

    • clay

      Point of Information: technically, isn’t Peter laBarbera still less effectual? I mean, he hasn’t even had a job to be fired from, twice, and (most of) the black voters of Alabama haven’t even learned his name.

      • TominDC

        I don’t know… He’s amassed quite a collection of amateur porn from all the leather events he attended. Allegedly.

        • Librarykid

          That is merely evidence! Like “for medicinal purposes only” or “Sold solely for the prevention of disease”

      • prixator

        He was once denied entry into Canada.

  • red-diaper-baby 1942

    This rant seems a clear indication of severe mental illness. He apparently sincerely believes that his deity has delegated him to “save the world”. I don’t know if this is the type of illness that can be treated with medication, but something clearly needs to be done.
    His wife, on the other hand, is just a plain old-fashioned bigot: “One of our lawyers is a Jew”. Just out of curiosity, how many lawyers does one family need?

    • canoebum

      Depends on how much you’re stealing.

  • Best response…

    Well it's time to admit that I have yet to concede my Emmy loss in the Variety/Sketch category.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 13, 2017

    • Reality.Bites

      Not that it matters for the joke, but was Billy even nominated?

      • Garrett Sparks

        Yes, Billy on the Street was nominated.

        • Reality.Bites

          Then he should have gone with not yet conceding his Emmy loss in best leading actor in a drama.

      • Yes, he was. And between the nomination and the ceremony he was hilarious doing and saying everything one wouldn’t say if they thought they had any chance of winning. He turned the whole thing into a running bit (insulting, ridiculously, his fellow nominees).

  • sadoldguy

    Dear roy
    Happy Holidays.

    PS, yay sodomy !

  • KCMC

    Beyond sad at new levels to learn there is sweeping sodomy.
    And once again, I have missed a trend.

  • mattdocmartin

    Well golly gee. Looks like Roy Moore won’t follow the rules again. Who saw that coming?

  • Jay Silversmith

    Then git a preacher license and stop tryin to usurp the constitution, you asshole.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    This video could have been really upsetting but I found it so entertaining. Somebody looks drained and sad.

  • BartmanLA

    One hope’s that the AL GOP finally turns their back on this bigot and homophobe, and is finally done with him. He has to know this will not go anywhere else and the more he fights the election results the more the party is damaged and he ends up looking like an even bigger fool. Time to cut the cord and send this asshole home once and for all.

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      The GOP (even in Alabama) has LONG been tired of Moore. He keeps finding deplorables and people who have not had to deal with his despicable brand of self-righteous shit to vote for him. Kind of like David Duke and a long line of awful people that have used the GOP.
      edit: And it couldn’t happen to nicer people. /snark

    • northern_neighbour

      I’m all for him continuing to damage the GOP party.

      Keep it coming’ you vicious old fuck!

  • WTHella

    Roy Moore cant accept no for an answer whether it’s from a 15 year old girl or from the voters of an entire state.

    • UrsusArctos 🐻

      Someone needs to sit Moore down and explain that God answered his prayers. She said, “You do know I’m a black lesbian intellectual don’t you? No senate seat for you, asshole. Thanks for playing. Now go away.”

  • DaveMiller135

    Dude, the 1950s called… Actually, they don’t want you back, either.

    • drbrentzenobia

      The 1350s are thinking it over.

      “Hm…Roy Moore…Black Death. Which to choose?”

    • I think the mid 14th Century called, and they don’t want him back either as well.

      • Ted.OR

        Nice avatar! Babette (babe-ETTE), pictured at left, likes the costume.

    • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

      The weird thing, Moore dresses the way I did from 1956-1958. I was five years old, and a helluva cowboy!

  • worstcultever

    This reminds me, it’s been a while since my last abortion. Time for another one! Thanks Roy!

    • Reality.Bites

      It’s a damn shame Amazon refuses to have abortion on its “Subscribe and Save” option.

  • Jefe5084

    Addle brained.

  • Gerry Fisher

    “I just can’t stop pretending to be a Man of Moral Convictions. My sense of self would crumble.”

  • clay

    That image could only be more John Birch if it were actually in his basement or garage.

  • shellback

    The American flag as a cheap backdrop. How republican.

    • McSwagg

      Flag? I thought it was a circus tent.

  • Roy, there HAVE to be other ways of pursuing a steady income!

  • Gregory B

    Whhoooweee boy, Moore is completely unmoored…

  • GeneInSJ

    So…. From what I read, he’s not a judge anymore nor is he eligible to become one, unless I’m missing something.

    He’s not a senator (thank GOD). So, who cares what he does? He should go become a minister. It seems that’s his true calling anyway.

    • A preacher can’t force under penalty of law that people obey the edicts in his Silly Book of Lies.

  • worstcultever

    Btw I only saw one photo of Roy on election night, and he looked REALLY old and tired. I can’t watch this vid (need to protect brain cells), but just from the still image he looks even more pathetic.

    Just the other day the puke xtian right seemed still such a juggernaut – but just look at Roy, the very embodiment of a spent force.

  • Gene Perry

    “Abortion, sodomy and materialism” … interesting sin trio.

    • Slim Compersion

      Also interesting is what he didn’t mention as sins… racism, for one.

  • olandp

    Materialism? Tell me again how much he and his wifey scammed from their “charity”.

  • boobert

    I believe he has to pay for the recount. Let him spend every last penny

    • Reality.Bites

      There is no provision in Alabama law for even a paid recount for the office of Senator. Under 0.5% difference or he’s SOL.

      • canoebum

        He’s SOL. Now I just wish he’d go away. Maybe take some riding lessons so he can stop abusing his horse.

  • HaHaHa

    The only suffering I endured happened before I was able to come out. Everyone should have that right from day one with no ill effect.

  • Kept waiting for the mention of “the corruption of our precious bodily fluids” but all we got was “Merry Christmas.” Like it would have killed him to say, “Happy Hanukkah” to his Jewish lawyer.

  • Jerry Kott

    I sense he believes that Sodomy is a word to describe the process of “readin N writin”.

  • DesertSun59

    Comments disabled for that vid.

    This vid is absolute proof that Moore ran a campaign for and about his fundamentalist religious view of the state, the nation and the entire world. His campaign had nothing to do with anything other than to foist his particular brand of delusion on EVERYONE. Yet, 600K+ people voted for him specifically for that reason.

    The sh*t show in AL isn’t nearly over. In fact, it is quite clear that the election of Jones is a blip on the chart and not a trend.

    • G Thomas

      Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts. -Winston Churchill

      • Delusions kind of make failure final..

        • drbrentzenobia

          Delusions of that kind really cry out for Opera. His life story would make a satisfying one.

          • He quit being a lawyer in the early 1980s to work as a boxer, or rustle Cattle according to a NYT article about him, plus his “Böhse Onkelz” obsession with teenage girls..

          • jmax

            According to Wikipedia, while in Vietnam – He insisted his troops salute him on the battlefield, despite official training which discourages such behavior because salutes can identify an officer to enemy targeting. Some of his soldiers gave him the derogatory nickname “Captain America”, due to his attitude toward discipline. This role earned him enemies, and in his autobiography he recalls sleeping on sandbags to avoid a grenade or bomb being tossed under his cot, as many of his men had threatened him with fragging.

            In law school, Professors and fellow students held him in low regard due to his incapacity for keen analysis.

            Yes, the stuff of epic biography.

  • G Thomas

    Please return to the swamp you crawled out of.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    For Roy Moore, sodomy is bad unless he’s the one doing it to someone underage. Also, I’m sure most adult Alabamans secretly go to their fave porn site and enjoy that kind of thing then pray for forgiveness afterwards.

    • William

      Nobody has accused Moore of forcing them to perform oral sex. Definitely nothing involving the no-no hole.

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        I think one victim said he pushed her face towards his crotch so I’m taking that as an attempt though yes, nothing involving the backdoor.

  • BeaverTales

    The last time a politician like him was considered mainstream was…1910?

  • drbrentzenobia

    This is like something out of the finale of Inherit the Wind. The self-righteous one can’t wrap his brain around the notion that his god had better things to do than ensure Moore’s election. His reputation and career are a smoking ruins, and his ego is following suit.

    Pathetic.

    • IDavid

      False gods always fail

  • IDavid

    Sometimes a dying horse needs a bullet to the head to put them out of their misery. With him, an Aunt Bea Mayberry RFD dress, a pink bonnett and a full length mirror should do the trick.

  • AaronD12

    Video flagged for hate speech.

    • boatboy_srq

      BRAVO!

  • Clive Johnson

    Love it. This is just a taste of the constant grandstanding he’d be doing in the Senate. Poor Moore, denied his pulpit.

    • Jeff Breeze

      this guy would have been an even bigger pain in the ass in the Senate.

      • William

        Just wait, he will show up at the Capitol, demanding to take his seat in the Senate.

        • Reality.Bites

          Only if Sassy knows the way.

        • Menergy

          and one hopes the Capitol Police will do their job and remove him forcibly.

      • boatboy_srq

        But imagine all the agenda items the Reichwing would not be able to enact because his bigotry got in the way of their grift.

  • rowdymutt

    “Don’t be stupid, be a smarty;
    Come and join the Nazi Party!”

  • It is absolutely hilarious that Moore talks about “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness”, given that Thomas Jefferson, was thought by the Federalists as the Radical who would burn any Bible if he saw one..

    Oh, to live in a world of not understanding the context of phrases.. David Barton would be proud..

    • William

      The fundievangelicals have deleted Jefferson from American history.

      • Actually I feel they have just warped Jefferson into Thomas Jefferson, Secret Jeebus Loving Patriot.. One can’t delete Thomas Jefferson from American History.. There would be no American History without Thomas Jefferson. So, they just warp him into this figure that fit into their paradigm..

  • IDavid

    My motto for Roy boy; if ya can’t beat em, suck em. On second thought…..

  • Silver Badger

    Moore has an outstanding future. His loss will aid him in becoming our National Bigot. He will be much in demand in evangelical circles.

    • boatboy_srq

      [losing an election] != [persecution]

      Just saying.

  • WNY

    He really thought God was going to make him a Senator. Now he may question whether there even is a God. Kinda reminds me of this scene from Caddyshack

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmm-ZGNCv-8

  • KaBoomBOX

    Such a poor loser.

    I hope the flag code fanatics go after him for the improper use of that flag.

  • William

    Moore should share a cell with Warren Jeffs. That would make an entertaining reality show.

  • ColdCountry

    But ya see, when the pursuit of your happiness involves making others miserable, that just doesn’t fly. Or, I hope to hell it will never fly in AL again!

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Remember ex governor and duke energy lackey corey mcfuckface from north carolina refused to conceed too.
    These assholes think they are running feifdoms and they own the states they govern in. And the vote is so rigged theres no way they lost

  • ColdCountry

    OK, I couldn’t get all the way through that, but I will say that if sodomy isn’t the pursuit of happiness, well, other things are, too, but…. I know, preaching to the choir here.

  • Bomer

    Okay, if sodomy is sweeping across the nation how come it never sweeps through my section of it?

    • McSwagg

      Maybe the Post Office lost your Sodomy Sweeps Week Announcement like they lost mine.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    I think everyone should congratulate Alabama for not sending this lunatic to Washington; that place is overloaded with nutters as it is. 🙂

  • JT

    Roy Moore Continues To Refuse To Concede Because Evil Sodomy Is Sweeping Across America

    All that evil insertion into ballot boxes!

  • boatboy_srq

    And 48% of the AL electorate (and a shockingly high percentage of the white electorate) thought this idiot was an appropriate person to send to the United States Senate.

    OTOH, electing Moore WOULD get him out of AL for extended periods. Makes one wonder whether that was the real intention.

  • Jeffg166
    • jmax

      Love the tiny “gun”.

  • boatboy_srq

    No doubt when he finally accepts the vote count, he will assume he lost because he wasn’t conservatist enough.

  • edrex

    i respectfully suggest that at the very least abortion and sodomy are fundamental to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. (i won’t argue about materialism.)

  • Friday

    So, he’s using a few uncounted ballots as an excuse just to spew his anti-women, anti-gay, anti-trans, and anti-non-Fundamentalist rantings. And of course the unspoken racism. It’s clear he has no idea who the Americans he was supposedly going to ‘represent’ even are.

  • northern_neighbour

    Go peddle your hateful grifting bullshit to some dumb croaking redneck frog down in the Swamp of Ignorant Bullshit and Hypocrisy, Roy.

    You ain’t gonna be no Griftin’ US Senator, boy, … Y’all gotta get along now on what you can Grift off yer twisted sick “Moral (sic) Law Foundation”, now, cuz you got yerse’f a Materialism psych-ness bigger than a heathen Chinese fire dragon, licked’ n’ eaten’ away at yer sorry ass.

    And a sexual predator thingyme huger than the Lernian Hydra.

    In a word or so, you is a Moral Leper par excellence and a Cancer upon ‘Murica.
    Have yourself a sweet Griftin’ an truly hateful day, now, Roy. You’re done for!

    • Megrim Twist

      Marry me.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Mark

    I wish a little sodomy would sweep its way across my “country.”

  • GanymedeRenard

    Squeal, pig! SQUEAL!

  • romanhans

    Let me get this straight: you’re making a speech against materialism in front of a tiny, useless statue of a horse?

  • Mike C

    “campaign statement” Hahahahaha it’s OVER.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Get. The. Net.

    • stevenj

      Nets are too big for cockroaches. Raid or Roach Motel works though.

  • yes b’y
  • ECarpenter

    Honey, Yahweh HAS spoken. He’s really not a fan.

  • architect_tim
  • JAKvirginia

    Your concession is not required. Thanks for playing. Enjoy your parting gifts.

  • Galvestonian

    Faux Christian blather and Bull puckey has always worked for asswipes like Moore and other political hacks … I’ll bet that he can’t figure out why it didn’t work this time.

  • geoffalnutt

    Evil Sodomy – They’re on a bus-n-truck tour. I think they’re in Philly, now.

  • Dayglo

    More sodomy, less sweeping. That’s my New Year’s resolution.

  • Halou

    Disrespect democracy and everything the Republic was founded on because he doesn’t like thinking about how two consenting adults have sex? Yep. That’s a Republican.

  • ted-

    Oh FFS, just die already you bigot misogynistic fucking asshole.

  • 2patricius2

    Ah, yes. Sodomy has risen like a flood, washing away Moore’s license to take away life and liberty and happiness from those he hates. Poor, poor snowflake Moore. First he was rejected by Republican courts, now he is rejected by the people.

    What a phony! Whose god is as bigoted and corrupt as he.

  • JWC

    some one just quietlycome in with a large net Roy Moore is deep in denial a moral rage and about to mental collapse

  • teedofftaxpayer

    He won’t concede. If I remember correctly when he was removed from the State Supreme Court he had to be physically removed from the building.

  • Cuberly Deux
  • Librarykid

    Word salad, poorly dressed and cribbed from many sources. “Merry Christmas,” I guess he was not speaking to his lawyer who is a Jew.

    • McSwagg

      His Bitter Vinaigrette Dressing was an excellent choice, though.

      • Librarykid

        Shame that the rancidity of the oil matched that of his personality.

        • McSwagg

          I think that was intentional.

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    Straight people do sodomy too, yanno. Gay men haven’t trademarked it.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    the last gasps of a desperate man. nothing more, nothing less.

  • JCF

    “And…and…and…this sodomy is {shudder} between consentin’ adults!!! How ungodly!”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/36b23429b9e4ea39e8d23f60b89f017ba96b2899efeac4016c465ae3cd00f31b.jpg

  • jonfromcalifornia

    Oh just go away, you self-entitled, self-righteous, hypocritical old fart.

  • Gianni

    Roy Boy, you are so yesterday. Get over yourself already. One question: Is your refusal to concede (a useless ploy at best) going to somehow stop the evil sodomy from sweeping across America? You really believe that you are that important? I’d bet on it Roy, that at some point you did that evil sodomy to you wife. You’d always heard how really great it is to slide your dick into that tight hole, didn’t you? Did she let you?

  • Mike

    Translation: Roy Moore really enjoys being “sodomized,” and he feels bad about that. Probably. That’s what these things usually mean anyway.